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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-01-02 at 19:49:59
Got this from the internet
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Favorite Starting Track
On 2026-04-20 at 15:47:16
Best: GCN Luigi Circuit
Most of the starting tracks are really boring, but for good reason; they're meant to introduce beginners to the game. Luigi Circuit adds a bonus mechanic to the map, while still introducing beginners effectively. Essentially, the map is laid out so that you drive down a road, turn around, then drive back on the same road for a lap. This causes a lot of chaos, which is really what Double Dash is about, so it functions well as an introduction. Plus, it's just the most interesting starting track to me
Worst: DS Figure 8 Circuit
I considered Toad Circuit, since it doesn't really show off 7's mechanics, but at least it has a glider ramp. Figure 8 Circuit shows absolutely none of what makes DS special. Starting tracks are meant to introduce players to the game, but not be so mind-numbingly easy that they drop the game in ten minutes. There's literally nothing to do, you just drive a couple of laps, nothing interesting to look at. Playing in Time Trials is also the worst experience of all time, there aren't even items so it's just snaking the entire time
Most of the starting tracks are really boring, but for good reason; they're meant to introduce beginners to the game. Luigi Circuit adds a bonus mechanic to the map, while still introducing beginners effectively. Essentially, the map is laid out so that you drive down a road, turn around, then drive back on the same road for a lap. This causes a lot of chaos, which is really what Double Dash is about, so it functions well as an introduction. Plus, it's just the most interesting starting track to me
Worst: DS Figure 8 Circuit
I considered Toad Circuit, since it doesn't really show off 7's mechanics, but at least it has a glider ramp. Figure 8 Circuit shows absolutely none of what makes DS special. Starting tracks are meant to introduce players to the game, but not be so mind-numbingly easy that they drop the game in ten minutes. There's literally nothing to do, you just drive a couple of laps, nothing interesting to look at. Playing in Time Trials is also the worst experience of all time, there aren't even items so it's just snaking the entire time
Glitches and mistakes on mkpc
On 2025-09-12 at 03:23:23
On the Donut Plains tracks, Lakeside Park and Riverside Park the water is fake. You don't fall in, it's just offroad
(Dead topic)What is your favourite base game track?
On 2026-04-17 at 15:27:51
Airship Fortress just represents MKPC to me; it's challenging while still being relatively easy, and it has a glitch where you can jump into the wall and just drive out into the ocean forever
Favorite YouTube videos
On 2026-03-07 at 03:18:24
Anything by Fir he's just so goated
2A Mario Kart with all the content
On 2026-04-17 at 05:13:33
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
Tour isn't a mainline mariokart game
Nintendo considers it one, and @ Yoshig64 counted it so I think it's more than fair game
no one calls tour an actual game lets be honest
Idk I do, and my point still stands
On 2026-04-17 at 02:37:44
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
Tour isn't a mainline mariokart game
Nintendo considers it one, and @Yoshig64 counted it so I think it's more than fair game
On 2026-04-16 at 15:24:30
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
On 2026-04-15 at 15:41:35
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
The Top Comment Changes Europe!
On 2026-02-19 at 15:41:28
Azerbaijan Invades Bulgaria
Europe only
Azerbaijan IS European bro you're FROM Europe LOOK AT A MAP 😭
Objectively it's in Asia but alright
https://imgur.com/a/5WY97QH
1On 2026-02-08 at 05:07:30
Vatican City absorbs Italy (San Marino is fine)
2(Fanfic) super ultimate kart
On 2025-11-21 at 15:33:33
Name: Maker
Kart: Biddybuggy
Glider: Cloud Glider
Speed: 6/10
Acceleration: 7/10
Weight: 4/10
Handling: 8/10
Color: Grey (if that's taken then give me anything)
Personality: Kind but strict
Kart: Biddybuggy
Glider: Cloud Glider
Speed: 6/10
Acceleration: 7/10
Weight: 4/10
Handling: 8/10
Color: Grey (if that's taken then give me anything)
Personality: Kind but strict
Play Garfield Kart online
On 2025-08-19 at 21:18:14
This isn't Garfield Kart.
This is Garfield Kart Furious Racing.
Pretty solid remake of the game.
My favourite track is Sneak a Peak.
This is Garfield Kart Furious Racing.
Pretty solid remake of the game.
My favourite track is Sneak a Peak.
Sneak-a-Peek's music is actually goated no one can ever convince me otherwise
1They have removed the message counter from the MKPC forum (the forum message leaderboard).
On 2026-03-20 at 21:21:47
??? No they haven't
How is this still a debate the update hit AN ENTIRE MONTH AND A HALF AGO yes it is gone
Topic: Why Mario Kart PC track #147444 might be the worst track ever made
On 2026-03-17 at 19:22:02
I can do worse
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227040
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227040
Voting Tournament... But You Decide The Options
On 2026-02-23 at 02:02:50
Did try this a while back but nobody understood so I'm making it as clear as I can this time
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
Well I’ll start off with some Recent Mario Related games
Super Mario Wonder
Mario Kart World
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Super Mario Maker 2
New Super Mario Bros U & Wii
Oh my god not your fault but we are really doing this again lmao
To make myself clear, this is NOT a Mario game tournament. You can enter whatever you want into this. Do you still want to enter those games?
EDIT: Ok I'm going to cap it at 2 and just take Mario Kart World and Mario Maker 2
1On 2026-02-22 at 22:57:19
Did try this a while back but nobody understood so I'm making it as clear as I can this time
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
Mario Kart World (@-Rin-)
Super Mario Maker 2 (@-Rin-)
The Dean Scream (@Mr_Manager)
New Super Mario Bros. 2 (@Ironshiee)
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
Mario Kart World (@-Rin-)
Super Mario Maker 2 (@-Rin-)
The Dean Scream (@Mr_Manager)
New Super Mario Bros. 2 (@Ironshiee)
The Forums Are A Serious Problem
On 2026-02-28 at 18:18:36
I don't think there should be a message limit as people like to communicate on here with likeminded people. Furthermore, playing the game and using the forum is not mutually exclusive and forum activity may incentivise further gameplay.
you have 1180 messages you're here for the Forums not for the game lol
My account is almost 5 years old and I have decent rating in both battle and racing but sure, I'm just spamming messages on the forum and that's the only reason I use this site.
DECENT?? I played like 20 minutes and had more points than you
In 5 years I would expect that you would be a Titan, with the same amount of messages, but you're only a champion.
Granted, I'm only Legend, but I have been playing CT Lounge instead. (also I'm Australian so when I'm online after school most people are asleep)
edit: @MkMaker_ : 14979 can be easily obtained in a few games (especially in 5 years), and you don't have any either
Literally starting an argument instead of just calmly explaining. Reconsider what the actual problem is maybe
Also I don't really enjoy online that much, I actively grind Grand Prix mode and make tracks on occasion so yes I am here for both
1On 2026-02-27 at 19:40:27
I don't think there should be a message limit as people like to communicate on here with likeminded people. Furthermore, playing the game and using the forum is not mutually exclusive and forum activity may incentivise further gameplay.
you have 1180 messages you're here for the Forums not for the game lol
14979 online points. Reading is hard I guess
2Today's Pokémon Presents.
On 2026-03-02 at 16:07:05
Today, February 27, 2026, is pokemon day. This also marks Pokemon's 30th anniversary. As per usual on Pokémon day, Pokémon released a Pokémon presents, or basically a nintendo direct but just for Pokémon. Here is a rundown of everything that was in it. IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS, LEAVE NOW. because I dont feel like putting all of this in a spoiler and making the text smaller. Also, please note that this is not in order of the actual presentation.
1. New TCG set
As far as I know, this is basically the 25th anniversary set again.
2. Updates to mobile games.
A new set in TCG pocket that came out a day or two ago, a code in pokemon go (I dont remeber what it was), updates to café remix and pokemon sleep, as well as Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, and all of the gen 2 starters are coming to Pokemon Unite. New things in Masters EX (idk what it was since I've never played that game), and something about Pokémon Champions, another game i have never played.
3. A new event at the world championships.
I dont really fully understand this one, but I think it will just make the world championships better. I dont know though because the only world championships I've been to have been livestreams of them.
4. More news about Pokopia
This game kinda seems like a pokemon themed Minecraft clone, but it seems interesting and I might get it. It releases on March 5, and will have multiplayer and has a cool room form that will let you select music.
5. A red/blue music player
Modeled after the game boy, it will have a ton of different cartridges, each with a unique song from the original games. If it isnt too expensive, I might get it because I like pokemon music way too much.
Edit: I just googled it, and this will be 70 DOLLARS. im probably not getting this. I can probably find that music on youtube.
6. More news about fire red and leaf green.
They basically just said that you will be able to use these with pokemon home, which seems epic. They are 20 dollars each, which I think is a bit much, so I probably wont be getting both of theese, but maybe just one.
7. A new game in classics.
They are adding Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness to the GameCube classics for ns2 with the online expansion pack. I dont have nintendo switch online, so this wont really affect me.
8. Mega garchomp z
They just said that in the legends za mega dimension dlc there is now a mega garchomp z, which I thought was already a thing.
9. Winds and waves.
Oh goodness... I smell some complaining... they announced Winds and waves, which lots of people already knew about from leaks. We saw some footage, and it looks like pokemon scarlet and violet with slightly more realistic graphics. I thought it looked like a good game overall- WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 2027? Yeah. They are making us wait another year. And dont even get me started on the starter pokemon revealed to us. They are low key terrible compared to the other starters. . They are like 1 or 2 colors each. First we have browt, the grass type, which just looks like a miscolored angry bird. Next is the fire starter, Pombon, who is an extremely fluffy dog. And finally, the water one, my personal favorite as of now, named Gecqua, who is just a lizard and looks like someone combined sobble with froakie and changed the colors slightly. Overall, it looks like they just picked 2 random shades of each starter types color and drew some random shapes. It's not like they are bad starters, but they just aren't nearly as good as any set of starters.
Anyways, thats about everything that was revealed to us today. Let me know your opinions or if I forgot to include something in here.
1. New TCG set
As far as I know, this is basically the 25th anniversary set again.
2. Updates to mobile games.
A new set in TCG pocket that came out a day or two ago, a code in pokemon go (I dont remeber what it was), updates to café remix and pokemon sleep, as well as Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, and all of the gen 2 starters are coming to Pokemon Unite. New things in Masters EX (idk what it was since I've never played that game), and something about Pokémon Champions, another game i have never played.
3. A new event at the world championships.
I dont really fully understand this one, but I think it will just make the world championships better. I dont know though because the only world championships I've been to have been livestreams of them.
4. More news about Pokopia
This game kinda seems like a pokemon themed Minecraft clone, but it seems interesting and I might get it. It releases on March 5, and will have multiplayer and has a cool room form that will let you select music.
5. A red/blue music player
Modeled after the game boy, it will have a ton of different cartridges, each with a unique song from the original games. If it isnt too expensive, I might get it because I like pokemon music way too much.
Edit: I just googled it, and this will be 70 DOLLARS. im probably not getting this. I can probably find that music on youtube.
6. More news about fire red and leaf green.
They basically just said that you will be able to use these with pokemon home, which seems epic. They are 20 dollars each, which I think is a bit much, so I probably wont be getting both of theese, but maybe just one.
7. A new game in classics.
They are adding Pokemon XD Gale Of Darkness to the GameCube classics for ns2 with the online expansion pack. I dont have nintendo switch online, so this wont really affect me.
8. Mega garchomp z
They just said that in the legends za mega dimension dlc there is now a mega garchomp z, which I thought was already a thing.
9. Winds and waves.
Oh goodness... I smell some complaining... they announced Winds and waves, which lots of people already knew about from leaks. We saw some footage, and it looks like pokemon scarlet and violet with slightly more realistic graphics. I thought it looked like a good game overall- WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 2027? Yeah. They are making us wait another year. And dont even get me started on the starter pokemon revealed to us. They are low key terrible compared to the other starters. . They are like 1 or 2 colors each. First we have browt, the grass type, which just looks like a miscolored angry bird. Next is the fire starter, Pombon, who is an extremely fluffy dog. And finally, the water one, my personal favorite as of now, named Gecqua, who is just a lizard and looks like someone combined sobble with froakie and changed the colors slightly. Overall, it looks like they just picked 2 random shades of each starter types color and drew some random shapes. It's not like they are bad starters, but they just aren't nearly as good as any set of starters.
Anyways, thats about everything that was revealed to us today. Let me know your opinions or if I forgot to include something in here.
1. Browt analogy is mostly accurate
2. Pombon is specifically a Pomeranian, and easily the Winds and Waves starter of choice for me.
3. Gecqua looks more like Froakie if it were a Digimon, definitely NOT picking this one when I get the game
Idk Browt is my least favourite, it kinda just feels like Rowlet 2. Definitely leaning towards Pombon, he's awesome, but it really depends on what they evolve into. Gecqua is also quite similar to Froakie so Pombon does seem like the best option but we'll see what happens when we get more info. POMBON BETTER STAY ON FOUR LEGS I'M WATCHING YOU GAME FREAK
actually I feel like Pombon's final evolution could be something awesome, like Litten with Incineroar
There's definitely potential, I just don't think Game Freak is smart enough to capitalize on it. I'm kinda weird compared to most Pokemon fans bc I think Incineroar is kinda mid and the best fire starter is Cinderace so if they make another Cinderace I'm cool with that