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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-02-01 at 00:25:44
Not me but deserves a shoutout
"I'm sumumsskribed to r/anime"
"I'm sumumsskribed to r/anime"
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1Share your tier lists!
On 2025-10-11 at 22:17:54
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1Ruining your pfps (joke topic)
On 2025-12-09 at 01:04:53
Mine is just an image lol shouldn't be too hard to make terrible
1Living in Mario Kart
On 2026-04-29 at 15:53:35
Koopa Cape. There are Goombas for food, a river of fresh water, and a giant Koopa shell for shelter
(Dead topic)If you can change/add/remove 1 thing in Mkpc,what will you change/add/remove?(joke topic)
On 2026-04-17 at 15:26:31
If it doesn't have to be realistic, I think the best change is to add N64, GCN, Wii, 3DS, Wii U and Switch 2 tracks just so people stop complaining about it
1post ur funniest jokes here
On 2026-01-02 at 19:49:59
Got this from the internet
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
Favorite Starting Track
On 2026-04-20 at 15:47:16
Best: GCN Luigi Circuit
Most of the starting tracks are really boring, but for good reason; they're meant to introduce beginners to the game. Luigi Circuit adds a bonus mechanic to the map, while still introducing beginners effectively. Essentially, the map is laid out so that you drive down a road, turn around, then drive back on the same road for a lap. This causes a lot of chaos, which is really what Double Dash is about, so it functions well as an introduction. Plus, it's just the most interesting starting track to me
Worst: DS Figure 8 Circuit
I considered Toad Circuit, since it doesn't really show off 7's mechanics, but at least it has a glider ramp. Figure 8 Circuit shows absolutely none of what makes DS special. Starting tracks are meant to introduce players to the game, but not be so mind-numbingly easy that they drop the game in ten minutes. There's literally nothing to do, you just drive a couple of laps, nothing interesting to look at. Playing in Time Trials is also the worst experience of all time, there aren't even items so it's just snaking the entire time
Most of the starting tracks are really boring, but for good reason; they're meant to introduce beginners to the game. Luigi Circuit adds a bonus mechanic to the map, while still introducing beginners effectively. Essentially, the map is laid out so that you drive down a road, turn around, then drive back on the same road for a lap. This causes a lot of chaos, which is really what Double Dash is about, so it functions well as an introduction. Plus, it's just the most interesting starting track to me
Worst: DS Figure 8 Circuit
I considered Toad Circuit, since it doesn't really show off 7's mechanics, but at least it has a glider ramp. Figure 8 Circuit shows absolutely none of what makes DS special. Starting tracks are meant to introduce players to the game, but not be so mind-numbingly easy that they drop the game in ten minutes. There's literally nothing to do, you just drive a couple of laps, nothing interesting to look at. Playing in Time Trials is also the worst experience of all time, there aren't even items so it's just snaking the entire time
(Dead topic)What is your favourite base game track?
On 2026-04-17 at 15:27:51
Airship Fortress just represents MKPC to me; it's challenging while still being relatively easy, and it has a glitch where you can jump into the wall and just drive out into the ocean forever
Favorite YouTube videos
On 2026-03-07 at 03:18:24
Anything by Fir he's just so goated
2A Mario Kart with all the content
On 2026-04-17 at 05:13:33
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
Tour isn't a mainline mariokart game
Nintendo considers it one, and @ Yoshig64 counted it so I think it's more than fair game
no one calls tour an actual game lets be honest
Idk I do, and my point still stands
On 2026-04-17 at 02:37:44
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
Tour isn't a mainline mariokart game
Nintendo considers it one, and @Yoshig64 counted it so I think it's more than fair game
On 2026-04-16 at 15:24:30
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
Wii u dlc had 8 tracks
So 2 cups, that brings it to the 40 limit. You couldn't add Tour from there
On 2026-04-15 at 15:41:35
I would like to propose the idea of making a Mario Kart with all the content of the saga: All the characters and tracks in one.
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
The idea is to create the complete experience that the official franchise (perhaps) should have had, characters like the Paratroopa from Double-Dash or R.o.b from DS who never debuted again in the saga, as well as some circuits.
In summary, this project is to bring all Mario Kart content (SNES, GBA, GCN, DS, Wii, 3DS, Wii U/NS, GP, Tour, etc.)
Postscript: I'm not an expert on talking about topics like this,and I'm not usually very active
its impossible to fit every track in existence into one multi-cup, as the cup limit is 40
Let me see. 7 games with 4 cups and 2 games with 5 cups that adds up to 38 cups. You could fit every track in a multicup. Not including retros.
Also not including Tour, and you forgot to include the original DLC tracks from Wii U Mario Kart 8
The Top Comment Changes Europe!
On 2026-02-19 at 15:41:28
Azerbaijan Invades Bulgaria
Europe only
Azerbaijan IS European bro you're FROM Europe LOOK AT A MAP 😭
Objectively it's in Asia but alright
https://imgur.com/a/5WY97QH
1On 2026-02-08 at 05:07:30
Vatican City absorbs Italy (San Marino is fine)
2(Fanfic) super ultimate kart
On 2025-11-21 at 15:33:33
Name: Maker
Kart: Biddybuggy
Glider: Cloud Glider
Speed: 6/10
Acceleration: 7/10
Weight: 4/10
Handling: 8/10
Color: Grey (if that's taken then give me anything)
Personality: Kind but strict
Kart: Biddybuggy
Glider: Cloud Glider
Speed: 6/10
Acceleration: 7/10
Weight: 4/10
Handling: 8/10
Color: Grey (if that's taken then give me anything)
Personality: Kind but strict
Play Garfield Kart online
On 2025-08-19 at 21:18:14
This isn't Garfield Kart.
This is Garfield Kart Furious Racing.
Pretty solid remake of the game.
My favourite track is Sneak a Peak.
This is Garfield Kart Furious Racing.
Pretty solid remake of the game.
My favourite track is Sneak a Peak.
Sneak-a-Peek's music is actually goated no one can ever convince me otherwise
1They have removed the message counter from the MKPC forum (the forum message leaderboard).
On 2026-03-20 at 21:21:47
??? No they haven't
How is this still a debate the update hit AN ENTIRE MONTH AND A HALF AGO yes it is gone
Topic: Why Mario Kart PC track #147444 might be the worst track ever made
On 2026-03-17 at 19:22:02
I can do worse
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227040
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=227040
Voting Tournament... But You Decide The Options
On 2026-02-23 at 02:02:50
Did try this a while back but nobody understood so I'm making it as clear as I can this time
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=18482 This is a tournament I previously hosted (even though I'm pretty sure I accidentally abandoned it) in which I entered every Super Mario game, and had everyone vote on their least favourites to be eliminated each day.
So, that's exactly what this is. However, the voting options aren't already set, like the Super Mario one; you all can comment anything that you would like to fill those slots over the next couple of days. It can be Mario-related, it can be non-Mario related. There are literally no limitations (as long as it follows the forum rules obviously)
Hopefully this works this time lol
Current competitors:
Well I’ll start off with some Recent Mario Related games
Super Mario Wonder
Mario Kart World
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Super Mario Maker 2
New Super Mario Bros U & Wii
Oh my god not your fault but we are really doing this again lmao
To make myself clear, this is NOT a Mario game tournament. You can enter whatever you want into this. Do you still want to enter those games?
EDIT: Ok I'm going to cap it at 2 and just take Mario Kart World and Mario Maker 2
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