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What did you do today? (meme topic)

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I committed 7293726666182767677372 felonies

Wow mate you must be dead--
AAAAAGH IT'S-- AAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!
(the two successive numbers....)
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I threw a hammer at the Big Man at Nintendo. Now I'm being forced to make Switch 2 consoles! Help me!!!!
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Jahoda wrote:
i made a fork, a threek, a twok, an onek, and a zerok.

Twok = two pronged trident

Prove me wrong

Well there have been two-pronged weapons in history, like Zulfiqar which is the sword of Ali (prominent in Shi'a iconography) and even weapons called bidents which were used in mediaeval times

Hold up... bident... Biden't... guys is it Joever

IT IS Joever.
http://i.kym-cdn.com/editorials/icons/original/000/005/689/cover5.jpeg
I also ate my Switch 2 Dock, and now I can toast bread with my hands
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Nodac64 wrote:
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I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.


Ain't the same thing.

Yeah, I know. ("I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW BRENT I KNOW";)
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Nodac64 wrote:
Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
This is a lie because you don't have a girlfriend.

I have had several crushes before. Besides, ''probably'' should be in that sentence.
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Ik this is random but I'm new here but when I try to choose my Character, I see a lot of Characters with ? on them does anyone know how to get them?

You have to play the game through.
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Nodac64 wrote:
I accidentally wiped my ass with my girlfriend instead of toilet paper

That sounds like something either me, my brother, or WireFrame (the supposed ''FoRmEr'' hacker in my school) would do.
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I ate Teedle's Black Yoshi plushie and became Black Yoshi. Now  I'm a pro at infinite fluttering in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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I ate my cousin's left Switch 2 Joycon and now I can play Mariokart World with my brain. (of course I ate the other one...)
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I ate my Wii and became ShortBug.
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I threw a truck and then ate it
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i hate my science teacher

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jean10 wrote:
You just have to be kind to them. If others in the class hate her and you treat her well (and not in a Roger Klotz way), it will turn out better for you, trust me.

bro i treat her well

Good. Continue doing such.
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You just have to be kind to them. If others in the class hate her and you treat her well (and not in a Roger Klotz way), it will turn out better for you, trust me.

3DU (Movie Ideas)

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Fight with a PS4. The PS4 is significantly more powerful, but the Wii U and 3DS win just by being clowns! (Nintendo = FUN, Sony = Power)

WE HAVE A SUBREDDIT!

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Hazel wrote:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario_Kart_PC/
Come on, submit your Reddit usernames and let's post and moderate, or r/Mario_Kart_PC will be banned forever.

it says that "iT hAs InnApRopIaTe CoNtEnT

****** Kart PC is wild

...Um, that's a little inappropriate for a young audience. Please delete or censor your message. I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

Apologies, I forgot I have literally zero filter

It's alright, I have the same problem sometimes. Raging and ranting doesn't make it any better...

Anyway, Reddit is a pretty popular site. We might just have more people join MKPC. But... It's also home to some pretty inappropriate people, so mods might have even more problems than now.
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Hazel wrote:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario_Kart_PC/
Come on, submit your Reddit usernames and let's post and moderate, or r/Mario_Kart_PC will be banned forever.

it says that "iT hAs InnApRopIaTe CoNtEnT

****** Kart PC is wild

...Um, that's a little inappropriate for a young audience. Please delete or censor your message. I'm not trying to be rude or anything.
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which one would you choose

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Nodac64 wrote:
Guys, please calm down. It seems like my "which one would you choose" is starting to create a drama and I'm against this.
Instead of judging blindly someone else's opinion, try to first take a step back and ask yourself why did they make that choice.
By thinking like this, you are first of all avoiding any form of drama, and second of all you are debating in a very mature and peaceful way, which is what we're aiming for! ^^
I'm going to explain the differences between the https://i.postimg.cc/Znqhwh0n/poison.png Poison Mushroom and the https://i.postimg.cc/25jbrsBF/pow.png POW Block: and why do people think one is good, the other is bad, and vice versa. I will then give my personal opinion on each items.

https://i.postimg.cc/Znqhwh0n/poison.png Poison Mushroom:
The poison mushroom was an item first introduced as a CPU Only item in Super Mario Kart. It basically acts the same as the way it did before: It spins out the player and shrinks them for a short time.
        Positive aspects: The poison mushroom being back in Mario Kart PC gives it a very nostalgic effect for some players. This item, being obtainable in the early-middle spots can act like a strong defensive item. It can be trailed and thus block any incoming shells.
Because of the shrinking effect it gives on hit, players have to be very carefully not to hit one because it can definetly ruin their race because of the big time loss.
        Negative aspects: This item can be seen as very repetitive item that isn't necessarily needed in Mario Kart PC: it is basically just a banana but a bit better or a bob-omb but worse. Players may just see this item simply as another trailable item that doesn't have much difference from other items.
Personal Opinion: I don't mind about the poison mushroom, I do think it deserves its place in the distribution although sometimes it can be quite annoying if you're aiming to have a mushroom... but end up having a poison mushroom. It happened to me multiple times that I wanted to dodge a blue shell with a mushroom but the moment I press the item key to shroom dodge I just end up trailing a poison because I had a poison mushroom instead of a normal mushroom (shame on me for that...).


https://i.postimg.cc/25jbrsBF/pow.png POW Block:
The POW block made its first appearance as an in Mario Kart Wii. Upon using it, a POW block will appear on every player's screen that are ahead of player who used the item, and will crash 3 times. On the third and final crash, any player who isn't in a dodge state or in the air with a cannon or a jump will get spun out and lose their items. This item never came back in any official Mario Kart games after Mario Kart Wii.
        Positive aspects: The POW block being able to hit multiple players at once and make them lose their items makes it an EXTREMELY powerful item. A POW block has to be used very wisely for it to have a maximum efficiency. Just like the poison mushroom, the POW block being back in Mario Kart PC (with a very rare chance of being pulled in the standard distribution) makes it a very nostalgic item and it's good to see forgotten items being alive again.
        Negative aspects: Despite its extreme strenght, a very probable reason the POW block never returned in any other Mario Kart game is because of how random it is and how similar it is to the lightning.
It's just a lightning but worse for multiple reasons: it only hits players who are in front of the user, it has a less big effect on players and it is predictable. Today, many players see this item as the "mini shock".
Personal Opinion: I'm personally a fan of the chaos created by item during races and items like the POW block which can litteraly hit so many players at once and making them dropa all their items is exactly what I love to see.
Some people may call me crazy but me loving chaos is also the reason why I like the other hated items such as: Thundercloud, Blue Shell, Lightning and Kamek. I call those items the "Chaos" items.


Of course guys, it's normal if some of you don't agree with my statements and it's completely okay to agree or not agree with something! Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion and it's always great to see different opinions from everyone, even if they're out of the ordinary (just like me liking the thundercloud as an item for example xD). Hoping to see more votes from other people!

ok guys he's right, there both up there, now that I think about it, WE NEED THE CHAOS. THATS WHY I PLAY THIS GAME. and the poison, sure it can be frustrating to get it, mistake it for a shroom and miss a cut or blue dodge. it happens to me a lot (especially on MC1 as I'm more focused on taking big cuts, then realizing what item I actually have)but the poison also has many other positive things like being able to whip it out when someones right behind you. honestly I agree with you Nodac.

For once I agree with you, Nodac. In fact, the chaos (and customization) is what makes MarioKart PC, MarioKart PC.
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WHICH. BUTTON. WOULD. YOU. PRESS!!??

End the Switch 2 Era
OR
Add more Mariokart World Characters?

Up for first, or down for second.

Edit: I'd rather go end the Switch 2 era, Wii U 2 would have been better. Redundant (Wii, Wii U, Wii U 2), but better.
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Rating your PFPs

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Rate me please. I guess.

What weird quotes do you randomly think of

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"THIS... CHANGES... EVERYTHING..."

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