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Thanks. Um... It is a fanfic. Now, for today's episode...


Rox: Dude, just put on a mask! Then no one will recognize you!
Ziro: Alright... (Puts on black ski mask and hoodie) I just look like a bank robber, man.
Rox: Does it matter? Now, put these on. (hands Ziro sunglasses)
Ziro: Eh, whatever, let's just go.
Rox: Remember, mate, Cinderella...
Ziro:


MC Toadster: NOW LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED WITH SOME FREESTYLIN' IN A CONTEST! GET ON THE FLOOR AND DANCE... IT... OUUUUT!!!
Ziro: Alright, here we go! (dances to MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This"
Male Bystander: Wow, dude's good!
MC Toadster: I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER! OUR GUY IN BLACK!!!
Ziro: (bows and runs out to come around the building in regular clothes)
Rox: He-hey, that was fire, bro!

Ziro: Mornin, Joe! Hi, Marie! (Stops in his tracks) WHOA...
Harper: Hi... Ziro, right?
Ziro: Yaa... Yaaa... (nods "yes"
Harper: (Giggles) You're cute!
Ziro: Wha... WHAAAAT JUST HAPPENED!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Ziro: And the- I was li- HELP ME OUT BRO!!!
Rox: Dude, you're screaming like one o' those dudes in the TV shows that we laughed at. Caaaaaaalm doooooownnn.
Ziro: Well what am I supposed to do when one of the most popular girls in school SAYS I'M CUTE?? I have NO IDEA how to read social cues, so definitely cannot understand girls!
Rox: And I'm in the same age group as this dude... It's not the end of the world, bro
Ziro: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH (bro shut up) HHHHHHHH (bro, Shut. Up.) HHHHHH-OW (BRO SHUT UP)
Rox: It is not the end of the world, and screaming does absolutely nothing. Now, let's get to work.

Rox: Hey, bro, going to the Splatfight?
Ziro: You know it!
Rox: Okay, but please don't go screaming like crazy again...
Ziro: Okaaaaay... I'll try.

LATER AT SIZZLIN' SALMON

Rox: Hey, what are you thinking of getting?
Ziro: Probably Salmon Special.
Rox: Okay! I'll go order the stuff. Hey, can I crash at your place?
Ziro: Sure! Let me just check with my bro.


Steph: (snoring until being woken up by Ziro's text) Huh? Uh... I guess that's fine... (starts snoring again after a few seconds)


Ziro: Shush! Shut it!
Rox: Okay, okay... (trips over barbell and the noise wakes up Steph)
Steph: Huh? Yo, red head!
Rox: (groans)
Ziro: Hey, bro. How'd it go?
Steph: It was good. Can't beat the champ!
Ziro: Ha. (walks into his room and closes door) PARTY TIIIIIME!!!
Rox: WOOO!!!

IMPORTANT: This doesn't relate to the original story in anyway..
Ziro: Let's go!
Rox: Woo!
Flame: Let's do this!
Midnite: Aw, yeah!

Announcer: Three! Two! One! GO!!!

(Shifts two several inklings on the sofa playing against each other in Mariokart 8 Deluxe)

Ziro: Aw, I got sniped!

(Shifts back to a reality of them racing)

Rox: Ha!

(The four race on Mariokart Stadium in a frenzy to catch ahead, nearing the finish)

All: I'm gonna win!!!

Announcer: And it's... A TIE???

All: WHAT?

Ziro: Woooooo!!!
Steph: Whoa, slow down, little bro! What's the rush?
Ziro: What's the rush? What's the rush!? SPLATFIGHT!!!
Steph: You mean Turf War?
Ziro: Uh, yeah!
Steph: You already know you shouldn't go alone... and I'm not going because I'm doing a round of Splatoon with the boys... So I guess you can bring your friends if you're home before 9:00 pm.
Ziro: Woohoo!

Update with fanfic tommorrow and will release two parts but here's bio:
Ziro: Happy guy who likes Turf Wars, computers and chemistry but will enjoy anything
Rox: Companion of Ziro and a buddy who guides him most of the time. Likes hanging out with his bro and RPGs.

I based it off people on the forum but yeah that's it.

Update evrey week!

What? You broke me... And I wrote a song and everything... Oh well, I'll remove that RIP thing from my description. I'm back, mates.

I'm trying to process some things...

This is a bit mature, to be clear.

But, to the majority, I'll be back next week.

I'm finally out of my... ahem... dead guy in a room moment...
Another Switch 2 Edition. At least there's an update for a game I already own. What, no driving a vehicle? I'm done. At least they have Splattoon stuff now, I can finally ditch that inkling head mod I always wanted to make.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This fanfic is really interesting. By the way, these are the color codes:

Hunter: Light Yellow
Harper: Pink

I'm gettin' a crack at this. (If it's not too late)

Hunter
A reserved, Hunter Yoshi who is always on target. Can shoot arrows.

Harper
A lovable, talkative pink Yoshi who is concerned about speed. Can throw an undone bow out in the road to trip other racers.

Thank you. (And it was about the whole Cyberpunk bla bla I was yapping about.)

Thanks, mate.

I would like to apologize to @FantomeThief and @six_seven for my previous (cough-cough very previous) behavior. To be clear, I got kicked out because I ''looked and sounded like Teedle''.
And BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I'm not joking, I'm serious. Remember, Teedle had gotten denied entry for his vid on how to get free games on Switch.
I just ended up going home and later watched Austin Evans and then Teedle's reaction vid.

I thought I was a terrible rapper... Anyway, sorry I'm late.

I'll just eat my shoes
Really expecting just to lose
I'm a little on momentum
Helps me boost my inner venom
Droppin' beats like I'm Beethoven
Might well as well be Mister Koven
ChatGPT ain't behind it
If I was smart I wouldn't say it
But if I was a Superman
I'd rather be a Spider-Man.

Oh nonono lil mate
I'll be back one day.
I just had a visit
One day longer not gonna stay
Be drivin' like I'm villainous
I drop what I gonna say.
Pass that mic back
And I'll come back Saturday.

Yoshi! Er...
I'm an epic Yoshi
Got a brotha named Boshi.
I like drivin' karts and bikes
And I like spidermen and tights (wait wut?)
Er... that's all I got, your turn, Roxas.

So. You ask a player, and then you rap it out. If the majority of the audience face-palms you, you're out. Player that isn't out wins the battle and gets to challenge someone else.

Please don't ping inactive players.

Let's go.