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Happy Reformation Day!

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It is Halloween today, but another holiday is today, that being Reformation Day! This day marks the 505th anniversary of when Martin Luther was exiled from the Catholic church for questioning some of their practices.

What is your favorite Martin Luther quote? I will start:
¨The Bible is alive, it speaks to me; it has feet, it runs after me; it has hands, it lays hold of me.¨
-Martin Luther

lets go black people


He’s talking about Martin Luther, a German monk who started the Protestant Reformation. Not Martin Luther King, a black civil rights activist lol

Either way, they're both very important people who I'm glad have their own holidays.
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I'd like to join. As in most of Nudge's fanfics, my name is Mystery, and my character is the koopa on my profile pic.

If you created the mario kart 8 DLC, What tracks would you put in?

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If I could choose all 48 tracks, without needing to sort them into cups, 'cause I'm really bad with that, these would be the tracks:
SNES:
Mario Circuit 1
Choco Island 2
Ghost Valley 1
Vanilla Lake 1
N64:
Choco Mountain
Banshee Boardwalk
Kalimari Desert
Frappe Snowland
GBA:
Sunset Wilds
Cheep-Cheep Island
Sky Garden
Yoshi Desert
Rainbow Road
GCN:
Dino Dino Jungle
Waluigi Stadium
Mushroom City
Daisy Cruiser
Rainbow Road
DS:
Waluigi Pinball
DK Pass
Airship Fortress
Shroom Ridge
Rainbow Road
Wii:
Maple Treeway
DK Summit
Mushroom Gorge
Coconut Mall
3DS:
Shy Guy Bazaar
Rock Rock Mountain
Wario Shipyard
Rosalina's Ice World
Rainbow Road
Tour:
Vancouver Velocity
London Loop
Tokyo Blur
Los Angeles Laps
New York Minute
Merry Mountain
Berlin Byways
Ninja Hideaway
Sydney Sprint
Paris Promenade
Singapore Speedway
Arcade ('cause why not):
Peach Castle
Sky Arena
Tropical Coast
Bowser's Castle
Bananan Labyrinth
Battle Courses ('cause why not):
N64 Skyscraper
GBA Battle Course 2
GCN Pipe Plaza
DS Palm Shore
Wii Delfino Pier
Wii Funky Stadium
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What is the best Mario Kart track in your Opinion

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Any course that has a unique theme like Ribbon Road, Waluigi Pinball, or Maple Treeway, as well as a great soundtrack. There are a lot of tracks with both of those, so I won't be very specific with my answer.

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ThePPLTeam wrote:
All the cpus are faster then you in multicups.

Yeah. Not even snaking works.
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This is for anyone who is mad about some random topic and wants to let their frustration out without being off-topic.

As you probably know, people have made petitions to turn Splash Mountain into a Princess and the Frog ride. And Disney listened. Now, there are petitions to save Splash Mountain. It's too late, guys. You started this mess, and there's no cleaning it up. Hope you enjoy your trip to Tokyo.

Say funny things

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Everybody gangsta until one of those guys comes in and says A M O G U S
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CPUs are cheating

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LuigiDawg wrote:
It's called rubber-banding, it's in every Mario Kart game.
It exists so that you don't frontrun the entire race, because that would be boring.

I agree. There are times where I just hate the CPUs, but without 'em, the only mode would be Time Trials. Am I right, or am I right?

What is your favourite Mario Kart track?

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@XBOX_User did you just copy paste the entire page?
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Since I have a ton of favorites, I'm going to list one from each game.
Super Mario Kart- Rainbow Road
64- Kalimari Desert
Super Circuit- Sky Garden
Double Dash- Waluigi Stadium
DS- Airship Fortress
Wii- Koopa Cape
7- Music Park
8- Big Blue
Tour- Ninja Hideaway

Update Ideas!

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I'd like Wargor to (if he can) increase the amount of storage a player has. (While you can upload images to postimages.org and paste the links, you can't do the same with characters and decor.)
Edit: I would also like the mobile controls to be changed so you don't have to press a million tiny buttons at once.

My Idea for a Koopaling Fanfic Series: Koopa Khronicals

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This is probably an old topic, but I still thought I'd share some episode ideas.
• A swarm of scuttlebugs invades the castle. Iggy wants to help them get back home, and questions why they're here, while Wendy and the others want to kill them, or at least get rid of them at all. I would say this is like "Bats" from MLP, but Iggy doesn't become a scuttlebug, so is there any similarity?
• On the first day of the new school year, Wendy arrives and sees that nobody remembers her anymore. She then sees her former friends talking with a new girl named Selena. After the two meet, Selena spends all day making Wendy's life miserable, and attempting to keep Wendy from taking her popularity back.
• A Wizard of Oz parody where Dorothy is played by Wendy, the scarecrow is played by Iggy, the lion is played by Morton, and the witch is Selena. I'm still trying to find roles for the tin man, Toto, the Wizard, and Glinda
• A Super-Mario-Bros-2-inspired story where Iggy travels across his dreams to save Subcon from Wart. This would most likely be the most creative episode, since anything and everything is possible. If this became a YouTube animation or a webcomic, I'd like it to be a collab so that each world has a different artstyle.
• Halloween Special: Something happens to Iggy where he's still friendly by day, but a serial killer by night. Throughout a number of nights, Iggy kills his siblings, and a murder mystery is held. When it's just Iggy and Larry remaining, the two battle it out on the balcony, after which Larry wakes up, and realizes it was just a nightmare. He also learns that all his siblings have had the dream before, even Iggy himself, with the killer being Wendy.
• Holiday Special: After a morning of playing in the snow, Bowser invites the Koopalings inside for some hot cocoa. All seems good until one of Bowser's servants tells him that his ex-wife Clawdia is coming over for Christmas, and Bowser announces that the holiday is now banned from the kingdom, in an attempt to keep her from visiting. After some confusion from Lemmy and Morton, Larry explains that many years ago, Clawdia went someplace and never returned. Wendy thinks about all the good times they had, and offers to give her a second chance, but when Clawdia comes over despite Bowser's wishes, Wendy and the rest of the family fight over if she should be banished forever.
Edit: Another episode idea I have is the main characters getting stuck in the cartoon universe. (Yes. THAT cartoon universe.) It wouldn't really have a main plot. I'd just love to see interactions like Iggy and Kooky showing off their inventions to each other, or Morton having to put up with Big Mouth's loudness. I wanted to make profiles for the DiC characters, before realizing there was nothing to say about them. Hip/Hop: generic twins, end of profile. Kootie-Pie: spoiled-rotten jerk-face, end of profile, and so on and so forth. I even edited some old concept art for Hip/Hop and Kootie-Pie before realizing how atrocious they were.
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No, I won't actually be writing this. I have a crap ton of ideas, but I can never find how to put them on paper, or in this case, a Word doc and transferred over to the forum via copy paste. But if anyone else wants to do this, I'll explain all my thoughts on what this would be.
Origins:
I got the idea while torturing myself with my first time watching the Mario 3 cartoon. (It was for research purposes, only I don't remember what the research was for.) I then decided I would rewrite most of the episodes. But then I got so many ideas for original stories that I said, "Screw it. I'm not doing the rewrite." In the midst of all this I also created new personalities for everyone...
Characters:
The main characters will be the Koopa family. (No Bowser Jr, just Bowser and the Koopalings.) Below you will find individual guides to all the Koopalings, as well as what I imagine them looking like. (All designs, with the exception of Iggy and Lemmy, were based on Super Mario Bros. 3, and apart from Lemmy, nobody got a major overhaul from their current designs.)
Larry:
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Larry is the biological youngest, at 13 years old. He enjoys tennis, video games, making/selling potions, and camping. As cute and adorable as he looks, Larry will roast his siblings at any opportunity, especially Wendy. He also loves watching chaos unfold, but doesn't like to be the one causing it. Despite all this, Larry would take the role of the relatable high school kid, only he's in eighth grade.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Roy: Gets bullied by him a lot, both physically and verbally.
Wendy: Hates her and her whininess.
Iggy: Good friends. In a trio together with Lemmy.
Morton: Likes, but not very close with.
Lemmy: Best friends. Enjoy playing games together.
Ludwig: Doesn't always like, but will come to him for advice.

Roy:
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Roy is the bully of the group, much like in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3. He's the most likely to kill a guy, but with all his brawn comes very little brains.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Larry: Loves to pick on him just for fun.
Wendy: Good friends, in a trio together with Morton.
Iggy: Neutral
Morton: Best friends, the brains and brawn duo. (See Morton's section.)
Lemmy: Neutral
Ludwig: Likes, but not very close with.

Wendy:
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Wendy is one of the straight people to everyone's craziness. At 16, she's a teen girl stereotype, enjoying stuff like shopping for clothes, and talking with friends on the phone. She's kind of like her cartoon counterpart, Kootie-Pie, except she guilt trips Bowser instead of throwing fits.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Larry: Hates how he's always looking for an extra dime, and his gaming habits. He also tends to keep Wendy awake at night since they're bedroom neighbors.
Roy: Very good friends.
Iggy: Hates with a burning passion. Iggy is always barging into her room asking her to be a test subject to his inventions (See Iggy's section,) and unintentionally ruins her life every time.
Morton: Good friends.
Lemmy: Neutral.
Ludwig: Very close friends, the two most serious people in the family.

Iggy:
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At 17, Iggy is a scientific genius, but when it comes to everything else, he's a total idiot. As said before, he often uses Wendy as a test subject for his inventions, and can never seem to pick up the fact that she wants everything not to do with him. He has a pet chain chomp, (working name: Sir Chompson,) and often hangs out with Lemmy and occasionally Larry.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Larry: Good friends
Roy: Neutral
Wendy: Doesn't hate, just a little scared of.
Morton: Neutral
Lemmy: Very close
Ludwig: Neutral

Morton:
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Morton plays two tropes: the gentle giant, and the silent genius. Morton never talks, and communicates using his eyes, head movements, and hand signals. Lemmy is normally the only one who can understand him, though Larry and Iggy are taking lessons. Besides being completely mute, Morton is the smartest of the bunch, often pointing out errors in his siblings' common sense. He's also one of the kindest, not something you would expect from the biggest of the Koopalings. In short, Morton is the exact opposite of his cartoon counterpart, a talkative idiot.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Larry: Neutral, though often considers joining his trio.
Roy: Good friends, although he often stops Roy's bullying of Larry.
Wendy: Mostly likes, although he's not a fan of her vanity and constant complaining.
Iggy: Neutral
Lemmy: Unbreakable. They're biological brothers, and were adopted into the family after their parents died in an amusement ride accident. You know, now that I posted that on a forum, I'm wondering if it's a little too dark?
Ludwig: Neutral

Lemmy:
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While Larry is the youngest of the five who were born under Bowser, Lemmy is the youngest of all the Koopalings at 11. He was born with a condition where past the age of 6, he would never be able to grow any taller, and often stands on his ball to gain height. Along with this condition, he would never be able to grow a shell, which is why he wears a green tee-shirt. (I originally wanted it to be orange, until I decided to make their skin/scales orange instead of yellow.) I also threw in a pair of socks just for the heck of it. He adjusted to the family very easily, befriending Larry and Iggy instantly. He's the most childlike of the group, and rarely helps to kidnap the princess by choice. He also serves as a translator whenever Morton tries to communicate with the others.
RELATIONSHIPS:
Larry: Very good friends.
Roy: Neutral
Wendy: Doesn't like.
Iggy: Very good friends.
Morton: Unbreakable (see Morton's section.)
Ludwig: Neutral

Ludwig:
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Ludwig is an arrogant jerk who only cares about his spot on the throne, though once in a blue moon, he'll act as a father figure to Larry. While he's good friends with Wendy, the two of them are also in a feud over who should be the Koopalings' leader, something I forgot to mention in Wendy's section. Apart from that, they're nothing else I can say about him. I've never cared for Ludwig outside of the cartoons, and Iggy's already filled that spot.

Bowser:
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Bowser is the big man who runs the kingdom, but still finds time for his kids, just not in the best way. He often buys them what they want for Christmas and takes them on summer and winter vacations, but he's always extremely cheap, leading to massive disappointment. He also treats his minions horribly, and has a drinking problem. I'm just gonna leave it at that so I don't come up with any more dark ideas like the rumor of him having the hots for Peach.

I may also create some side characters, but for now, these are what I would do if I was in charge of a Koopaling series. (I don't know if I said this earlier in the post, but I won't write this myself since I can't find away to put my thoughts on screen.)
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What was your first Mario Kart?

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Mario Kart Wii. I still remember booting it up for the first time and going backwards on Luigi Circuit because I didn't know how to handle a nunchuk.:p

Guys... I have to admit something.

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That's nothing to be ashamed about. :) It doesn't make you look like any less of a human being, especially since you can't control it. I'm also autistic, and it's hardly affected me at all.
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MysteryMan Presents: The OC Revolution

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No it's not a multicup, and no, it's not a fanfic... it's actually three.
I've noticed that most if not all fanfics on this site, especially the reality-tv-inspired ones, only use Mario characters, or characters based on MKPC members. The problem with this is that there are only so many of these in existence, and after a few tries with the same characters, it can start to get kinda stale. That's why after Toad-al Drama 3 & Knuckles, which is currently my top priority, I will write 3 new reality tv seasons, each with a set of completely original characters. This leads to a lot more interesting dynamics, since there aren't pre-existing relationships. Here is the schedule for this project I call the OC Revolution.
December- Toad-al Drama season 4
January- Mario Survivor reboot
February- Big-Brother-inspired series
Wanna take part in this push for more creativity? There are two ways you can do that.
1. Submit your own characters for these seasons
2. Write a fanfic of your own using your original characters
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Toad-al Drama Island

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Toadal drama, I like that name! its funny

I took it from a YouTube sprite animation.
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Since I plan on premiering the third season, Toad-al Drama 3 & Knuckles, this Saturday, I'm hyping it up for the French speakers by writing dubs of all the episodes of Toad-al Drama Island. I also wanted to do season 2, Toad-al Drama Odyssey, but I was so out of ideas for challenges that I never finished the season. Anyway, episode 3 will come soon.
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It's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. The Season Finale: Bash 'n' Dash 'n' Battle

Lakitu: This season on Toad-al Drama Island; The competition started with twelve Mario characters arriving at a run-down campground competing for a million coins. Over the last 9 days, ten players have been eliminated from the game, and only two remain: Yoshi and Birdo. Which one of these two campers will win the prize money, and what's in store for season 2? Find out on the season finale of Toad-al! Drama! Island!
*intro plays*
Lakitu: ATTENTION CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE!
Yoshi (confessional): I am so glad I made it to the final two. Imagine what I could do if I win this prize money. I could help Mama Luigi and Uncle Mario with their plumbing business. I could give Peach some security. What will Birdo do if she wins? She'll probably waste it on makeup and stuff.
Birdo (confessional): It seems like all my strategic gameplay has finally payed off. I am so ready to beat Yoshi, especially after he revealed my secret to the whole camp. Regardless of whether or not I win, Yoshi will pay.
The finalists arrive at a battle stage resembling an SNES course. Lakitu greets them, along with the previously-voted-out contestants.
Lakitu: Ten long, grueling days will come to an end soon. Today, one of you will win the million-coin prize. This will be a simple balloon battle, with the winner taking home the money. But here's the catch. The losers have split into two teams of five based on who they're rooting for. Team Yoshi is Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Rosalina. Team Birdo is Daisy, Toadette, Bowser, Wendy, and Larry. Each of you can pick two people from your team to help you out.
Yoshi: Mama Luigi and Rosalina.
Birdo: Daisy and Larry.
Lakitu: The finalists have three balloons. The helpers have one. 3... 2... 1... GO!
The battlers start a barrage of item attacks. Shells fly, bananas litter the track, and bob-ombs explode everywhere. Birdo uses a star and steals a balloon each from Yoshi, Larry, and Luigi.
Lakitu: Wow. Yoshi's helpers are out. Yoshi has two balloons, and Birdo has six. There is no way she can lose.
Yoshi then takes out Birdo's helpers with a bob-omb.
Lakitu: It is now between the finalists alone, 2-6. Birdo has a strong lead against Yoshi.
Yoshi runs into an item box and gets a set of three bananas.
Yoshi: I got it.
Yoshi drives to the center of the stage and drops his bananas in a row. He drives off to get some more banana sets, and repeats the proccess until the whole center of the stage is filled with banana peels. He then notices that Birdo has triple green shells.
Yoshi: Hey Birdo! I'm unarmed!
Birdo chases Yoshi into his trap, which pops all of her balloons.
Lakitu: I don't believe it! What a comeback that was! The winner is Yoshi!
The other campers clap and congratulate him.
Birdo: Now, you can buy me a new bow.
Yoshi: How about no?
Birdo: What? But we've been together for so long.
Yoshi: You and this competition gave me permanent trust issues, and we're over. We were never dating, and you don't seem to care about me at all. Not to mention I can use this on way more important things than your ugly face.
Birdo: UGLY?
Lakitu: As much as I LOVE drama, I'm gonna interrupt it to give Yoshi a choice. You can either keep the million coins, or give it up and compete in a rematch with everyone else for TEN million coins.
Yoshi: I'm keeping it.
Birdo: Just give me another chance. I will admit I was a bit of a jerk this season-
Yoshi: A BIT?
Birdo: Okay, a lot, but I promise that if you give me the money, I'll try not to focus on myself too much.
Yoshi: Okay, but you're gonna have to earn it... through the rematch.
Lakitu: I was hoping you'd say that. In about a month, these twelve campers will compete again for a larger prize. Who will win, where will they travel, and how will the three Wah's shake up the game? Find out when we return for Toad-al! Drama! Odyssey!
Lakitu : Cette saison sur Total Drama Island ; La compétition a commencé avec douze personnages de Mario arrivant dans un terrain de camping délabré en compétition pour un million de pièces. Au cours des 9 derniers jours, dix joueurs ont été éliminés du jeu, et il n'en reste que deux : Yoshi et Birdo. Lequel de ces deux campeurs remportera le prix en argent, et que nous réserve la saison 2 ? Découvrez le season finale de Total ! Drame! Île!
*jeu d'introduction*
Lakitu : ATTENTION CAMPEURS ! IL EST TEMPS POUR VOTRE DÉFI FINAL !
Yoshi (confessionnel) : Je suis tellement content d'avoir atteint les deux finales. Imaginez ce que je pourrais faire si je gagnais ce prix en argent. Je pourrais aider maman Luigi et oncle Mario avec leur entreprise de plomberie. Je pourrais donner une certaine sécurité à Peach. Que fera Birdo si elle gagne ? Elle le gaspillera probablement en maquillage et autres.
Birdo (confessionnel) : Il semble que tout mon gameplay stratégique a finalement porté ses fruits. Je suis tellement prêt à battre Yoshi, surtout après qu'il ait révélé mon secret à tout le camp. Que je gagne ou non, Yoshi paiera.
Les finalistes arrivent à une étape de bataille ressemblant à un parcours SNES. Lakitu les accueille, ainsi que les candidats précédemment élus.
Lakitu : Dix jours longs et éprouvants vont bientôt se terminer. Aujourd'hui, l'un d'entre vous remportera le prix d'un million de pièces. Ce sera une simple bataille de ballons, le gagnant remportant l'argent. Mais voici le hic. Les perdants se sont divisés en deux équipes de cinq en fonction de qui ils recherchent. L'équipe Yoshi est composée de Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad et Rosalina. L'équipe Birdo est composée de Daisy, Toadette, Bowser, Wendy et Larry. Chacun de vous peut choisir deux personnes de son équipe pour vous aider.
Yoshi : Maman Luigi et Rosalina.
Birdo : Daisy et Larry.
Lakitu : Les finalistes ont trois ballons. Les assistants en ont un. 3... 2... 1... PARTEZ !
Les combattants lancent un déluge d'attaques d'objets. Des obus volent, des bananes jonchent la piste et des bob-ombs explosent partout. Birdo utilise une étoile et vole un ballon chacun à Yoshi, Larry et Luigi.
Lakitu : Ouah. Les assistants de Yoshi sont sortis. Yoshi a deux ballons et Birdo en a six. Il n'y a aucun moyen qu'elle puisse perdre.
Yoshi élimine ensuite les aides de Birdo avec un bob-omb.
Lakitu : C'est maintenant entre les seuls finalistes, 2-6. Birdo a une solide avance sur Yoshi.
Yoshi se heurte à une boîte d'objets et obtient un ensemble de trois bananes.
Yoshi : J'ai compris.
Yoshi se dirige vers le centre de la scène et laisse tomber ses bananes d'affilée. Il part chercher d'autres ensembles de bananes et répète le processus jusqu'à ce que tout le centre de la scène soit rempli de pelures de banane. Il remarque alors que Birdo a des triples coquillages verts.
Yoshi : Hé Birdo ! Je ne suis pas armé !
Après une poursuite autour du piège à bananes de Yoshi, Birdo pioche la carte inversée Uno et Yoshi y est envoyé, faisant éclater tous ses ballons.
Lakitu : [b/] Yoshi a essayé de faire un combo, mais ça n'a pas marché ! Birdo est le gagnant de Total Drama Island !
Les autres campeurs montrent des réactions mitigées à la victoire de Birdo, certains l'applaudissant pour son gameplay et d'autres souhaitant que Yoshi ait gagné.
[b]Birdo :
Maintenant, je peux m'acheter un nouvel arc.
Yoshi : Allez-y. Tu n'as clairement plus besoin de moi.
Birdo : Quoi ? Mais nous sommes ensemble depuis si longtemps.
Yoshi : Vous et ce concours m'avez causé des problèmes de confiance permanents, et c'est fini. Nous n'étions jamais sortis ensemble, et tu ne sembles pas du tout te soucier de moi. Sans oublier que je ne supporte pas votre visage laid.
Birdo : LAID ?
Lakitu : Même si j'ADORE le drame, je vais le couper pour laisser le choix à Birdo. Vous pouvez soit garder le million de pièces, soit l'abandonner et avoir une revanche avec tout le monde pour DIX millions de pièces.
Birdo : Je le garde évidemment.
Yoshi : Regarde, Birdo. Personne ici n'a aimé ta façon de jouer. Ou au moins la moitié d'entre eux ne le font pas. Si vous rejouez, vous pourrez peut-être vous racheter. Regardez mieux à la télévision. Et peut-être devenir follement riche. Et je connais des gens qui n'hésiteraient pas à avoir une seconde chance.
Birdo : Je suppose que ce ne serait pas trop mal. Je choisis la revanche.
Lakitu : J'espérais que tu dirais ça. Dans environ un mois, ces douze campeurs concourront à nouveau pour un prix plus important. Qui gagnera, où voyageront-ils et comment les trois Wah vont-ils bouleverser le jeu ? Découvrez quand nous revenons pour Total ! Drame! Odyssée!


I know this was a bit shorter than other episodes, but I was way too excited to write a longer story.
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Since I have time this morning, I figured I might as well write the penultimate episode early. Here's Episode 9: Dared If You Do, Dared If You Don't.

Lakitu: Last time on Toad-al Drama Island; That day was a double elimination, and Mario was eliminated after the challenge. Despite everyone wanting to vote out backstabbing Birdo, she won invincibility, so at a shocking Campfire Ceremony, Luigi got the boot. Now, the Final Four will compete in a gruesome challenge to determine the season's finalists. Who will survive the dares, and who will just miss out on a million coins? Find out on Toad-al! Drama! Island!
*intro plays*
Yoshi: I know I didn't vote Luigi. And Luigi couldn't have voted Luigi. So that means the three of you did.
Birdo: What can I say? It's very easy to bribe two princesses.
Daisy: Easy? It took you three hours to convince me that if I voted against him, you'd give me the prize money, plus an extra million.
Yoshi: Woah, woah, woah, hold on! Birdo doesn't have that much. She lives in a small apartment building and makes three dollars a show as a struggling actress.
Birdo: That was supposed to be our secret!
Yoshi: You made it very clear that I can never trust you with anything, so why are-
Lakitu: ATTENTION CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SEMI-FINALS CHALLENGE!
Yoshi: We'll discuss this later.
*a few minutes later*
Lakitu: It's Day 9 of this competition. You have endured a lot over those last several days, but today, the eliminated contestants will get their revenge. They all suggested dares for the rest of you, and I picked the best ones. The people who suggested them will remain anonymous. If you accept the dare, you're still in the competition. If you don't accept, you're out. First dare is for Peach. It says... "Kiss Bowser."
Bowser enters the room, and Peach slowly approaches him. As soon as her lips touch Bowser's cheek, he snatches her up and takes her to his castle.
Lakitu: Well... uh... that just happened.
Yoshi: Is anyone gonna save her?
Lakitu: Nope. She's out of the competition. We are now down to three.
Daisy: But it's not fair. She accepted the dare.
Lakitu: She also left.
Birdo: It was against her will, though.
Lakitu: SHUT UP OR NOBODY GETS THE MONEY! The next dare is for Daisy: "Send Luigi a breakup text."
Daisy: Whatever. He won't take it too personally.
Daisy sends Luigi a text that says, "Luigi, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I don't think this is working. We're complete opposites. I mean, I'm strong and sport, while you're still afraid of ghosts after saving your friends from them three times. We can still be friends, but I think we should stop dating."
Lakitu: Damn. That's gotta hurt.
Daisy: He'll get over it. It's not like it was real.
Lakitu: The next dare is for Yoshi: Spend ten minutes in a freezer.
Yoshi: Ten? Up it to fifteen.
*14:55 minutes later*
Lakitu: Five... four... three... two... one... okay, Yoshi. You have completed the dare.
Yoshi walks out without a hint of cold.
Lakitu: Impressive. Birdo, here's your first dare: Take your bow, dip it in hot sauce, and eat it.
Lakitu puts a bowl of hot sauce in front of Birdo, and she takes off her bow and sheds a tear.
Birdo: Goodbye, old friend. We have been through so much together, and I'm never gonna find another bow as special as you.
Lakitu: GET ON WITH IT! WE DON'T HAVE ALL YEAR!
Birdo dunks her bow in, eats it, turns red, and shoots a blazing fire out of her mouth.
Birdo: I didn't know I could do that.
She then coughs out her bow, now more burnt than bacon that was on the frying pan for a month. She proceeds to cry a river of tears.
Yoshi: Seriously? It was solid red. I can always buy you another one.
Lakitu: While our main antagonist is mourning the death of an inanimate object, Yoshi's next dare is to eat a hundred wigglers in one sitting, preferably without, um, laying eggs.
Yoshi enters a closet filled with a hundred wigglers, and eats them all up whole before belching the door and Lakitu's glasses off.
Lakitu: Okay, you passed, no need to rub it in our faces. Daisy, your next dare is... ooh... this oughta be interesting. Throw a tennis game.
Daisy: Okay. It can't be that hard, right?
Lakitu: Did I mention you have to compete against Kamek, bottom of the Aces tier list?
Daisy: I can't do it.
Yoshi: What?
Daisy: If I accidentally bring out my competitive nature, which I know I will, I'm automatically out, so I might as well have it happen sooner than later.
Lakitu: Okay, then. It looks like Daisy is our third placer. Congratulations, Yoshi and Birdo, your relationship may be broken now, but hey, now you get to compete against each other tomorrow for the million coins. Which of these two players will win the season, and is season 2 really gonna happen? Find out on the season finale of Toad-al! Drama! Island!
Lakitu : La dernière fois sur l'île de Total Drama ; Ce jour-là était une double élimination, et Mario a été éliminé après le défi. Bien que tout le monde veuille voter pour Birdo dans le dos, elle a gagné l'invincibilité, alors lors d'une cérémonie choquante de feu de camp, Luigi a obtenu la botte. Maintenant, le Final Four s'affrontera dans un défi macabre pour déterminer les finalistes de la saison. Qui survivra aux défis et qui manquera juste un million de pièces ? Découvrez-le sur Total ! Drame! Île!
*jeu d'introduction*
Yoshi : Je sais que je n'ai pas voté Luigi. Et Luigi n'aurait pas pu voter Luigi. Cela signifie donc que vous l'avez fait tous les trois.
Birdo : Que puis-je dire ? C'est très facile de soudoyer deux princesses.
Marguerite : C'est facile ? Il vous a fallu trois heures pour me convaincre que si je votais contre lui, vous me donneriez le prix en argent, plus un million supplémentaire.
Yoshi : Woah, woah, woah, attends ! Birdo n'a pas grand-chose. Elle vit dans un petit immeuble et gagne trois dollars par spectacle en tant qu'actrice en difficulté.
Birdo : C'était censé être notre secret !
Yoshi : Tu m'as dit très clairement que je ne peux jamais te faire confiance, alors pourquoi-
Lakitu : ATTENTION CAMPEURS ! C'EST L'HEURE DE VOTRE DÉFI DEMI-FINALE !
Yoshi : Nous en discuterons plus tard.
*quelques minutes plus tard*
Lakitu : C'est le jour 9 de cette compétition. Vous avez beaucoup enduré ces derniers jours, mais aujourd'hui, les concurrents éliminés auront leur revanche. Ils ont tous suggéré des défis pour le reste d'entre vous, et j'ai choisi les meilleurs. Les personnes qui les ont suggérées resteront anonymes. Si vous acceptez le défi, vous êtes toujours dans la compétition. Si vous n'acceptez pas, vous êtes éliminé. Le premier défi est pour Peach. Ça dit... "Embrasse Bowser."
Bowser entre dans la pièce et Peach s'approche lentement de lui. Dès que ses lèvres touchent la joue de Bowser, il la saisit et l'emmène dans son château.
Lakitu : Eh bien... euh... ça vient d'arriver.
Yoshi : Est-ce que quelqu'un va la sauver ?
Lakitu : Non. Elle est hors concours. Nous n'en sommes plus qu'à trois.
Daisy : Mais ce n'est pas juste. Elle a accepté le défi.
Lakitu : Elle est également partie.
Birdo : C'était contre sa volonté, cependant.
Lakitu : TAIS-LA OU PERSONNE NE REÇOIT L'ARGENT ! Le défi suivant est pour Daisy : "Envoie un SMS de rupture à Luigi."
Daisy : Peu importe. Il ne le prendra pas trop personnellement.
Daisy envoie à Luigi un texto qui dit : « Luigi, je ne veux pas te blesser, mais je ne pense pas que ça marche. Nous sommes complètement opposés. Je veux dire, je suis forte et sportive, alors que toi J'ai toujours peur des fantômes après en avoir sauvé trois fois tes amis. Nous pouvons toujours être amis, mais je pense que nous devrions arrêter de sortir ensemble.
Lakitu : Merde. Ça doit faire mal.
Daisy : Il s'en remettra. Ce n'est pas comme si c'était réel.
Lakitu : Le prochain défi est pour Yoshi : passer dix minutes dans un congélateur.
Yoshi : Dix ? Jusqu'à quinze.
*14:55 minutes plus tard*
Lakitu : Cinq... quatre... trois... deux... un... d'accord, Yoshi. Vous avez terminé le défi.
Yoshi sort sans un soupçon de froid.
Lakitu : Impressionnant. Birdo, voici votre premier défi : prenez votre arc, trempez-le dans de la sauce piquante et mangez-le.
Lakitu met un bol de sauce piquante devant Birdo, et elle enlève son arc et verse une larme.
Birdo : Au revoir, mon vieil ami. Nous avons traversé tellement de choses ensemble, et je ne trouverai jamais un autre arc aussi spécial que toi.
Lakitu : PASSEZ-Y ! NOUS N'AVONS PAS TOUTE L'ANNEE !
Birdo plonge son arc, le mange, devient rouge et tire un feu ardent de sa bouche.
Birdo : Je ne savais pas que je pouvais faire ça.
Elle crache ensuite son arc, maintenant plus brûlé que le bacon qui était sur la poêle à frire pendant un mois. Elle se met à pleurer une rivière de larmes.
Yoshi : Sérieusement ? C'était rouge uni. Je peux toujours t'en acheter un autre.
Lakitu : Pendant que notre principal antagoniste pleure la mort d'un objet inanimé, le prochain défi de Yoshi est de manger une centaine de wigglers en une seule séance, de préférence sans, euh, pondre d'œufs.
Yoshi entre dans un placard rempli d'une centaine de wigglers et les mange tous entiers avant de vomir la porte et les lunettes de Lakitu.
Lakitu : D'accord, vous avez réussi, pas besoin de nous le frotter à la figure. Daisy, ton prochain défi est... ooh... ça devrait être intéressant. Organisez une partie de tennis.
Marguerite : D'accord. Ça ne peut pas être si difficile, n'est-ce pas ?
Lakitu : Ai-je mentionné que vous deviez affronter Kamek, en bas de la liste des As ?
Daisy : Je ne peux pas le faire.
Yoshi : Quoi ?
[color=#F60]Daisy : Si j'extériorise accidentellement ma nature compétitive, ce que je sais que je ferai, je suis automatiquement éliminée, alors autant que cela se produise plus tôt que plus tard.[/ Couleur]
Lakitu : D'accord, alors. Il semble que Daisy soit notre troisième placeur. Félicitations, Yoshi et Birdo, votre relation est peut-être rompue maintenant, mais bon, maintenant vous pouvez vous affronter demain pour le million de pièces. Lequel de ces deux joueurs remportera la saison, et la saison 2 va-t-elle vraiment avoir lieu ? Découvrez le season finale de Total ! Drame! Île!
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