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Look How They Massacred My Boy
On 2025-03-05 at 13:21:47
https://www.bluey.tv/blog/first-look-bluey-lego-4-sets/ https://www.bluey.tv/blog/first-look-bluey-lego-duplo-sets/ WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THEM?! They're literally just their heads plastered on a human Lego's head 😭 AND WHERE ARE THE FRICKING TAILS I'm never gonna buy that EVER and what about the Lego Duplo Sets? Literally what i said with the 4+ Sets they look TERRIBLE still no tails this and the 4+ Sets need the Ugly Sonic treatment to look like the Lego Ideas project with rectangular bodies. And while Jeremy (a reference to the Lego Ideas project) and Bobo (the car) are probably only what's good here, ARE WE NOT GONNA MENTION HOW CHATTERMAX IS LITERALLY A BALD LEGO HEAD WITH CHATTERMAX'S BODY PRINTED ON IT (a reference to the Lego Ideas project) And in the Lego Duplo Sets, The LEGO DUPLO Ice Cream Trip with Bluey set LITERALLY shows Bluey and Bandit holding ice creams literally bigger than them 💀 I hate my life. Edit: my profile pic is literally my reaction to these sets
So, you thought Shrek 5's teaser trailer was bad? Well, wait till you see this: Aw heck naw that’s not Bluey that’s Cyano.
What are your thoughts on Mario Kart 64
On 2025-03-05 at 13:34:27
Another thing is: WHY DID THEY REMOVE KAMEK/MAGIKOOPA FROM THE CHARACTER ROSTER!?
Kamek was removed due to being a replacement for DK incase Rare didn’t let Nintendo use him (I think)
The Daily Mario Kart PC Object Show
On 2025-03-05 at 13:30:12
Show’s cancelled. Plant Pot wins. Goodbye.
On 2025-03-02 at 09:39:20
Still extending the deadline :P
On 2025-02-08 at 21:51:55
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Hehe sneaky time [D]
On 2025-02-08 at 10:30:22
oh ye also guys season 2 confirmed, however it will be in a different topic. you guys fine with a season 2, right?
On 2025-02-08 at 10:25:27
Episode 10b: Under New Management.
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
Eyeball: and the election has been decided! The host will now be…
EYEBALL.
Warp Pipe: What?! This is rigged!
*Warp Pipe is then crushed by a giant boulder*
Eyeball: How’s that for a taste of your own medicine?
Cringey: THAT WAS SO SIGMA.
Plant Pot: Agreed.
Diana The Dog: So… What now?
Eyeball: Uh… Idea’s anyone?
Cringey: HOW ABOUT THE CHALLENGE BE THIS?
EVERYONE GETS A BANDANA TIED TO THEIR ARM, OR IN DIANA’S AND WATERMELON’S CASE, LEG. THE LAST PERSON WHO HAS THEIR BANDANA IS SAFE, WHILE THE REST ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
Eyeball: That’s… An actual good idea! Here’s a bandana for everyone!
*Eyeball gives everyone a bandana. For the armless people: Watermelon and Diana, Black Marker ties them on for them.*
Eyeball: Time starts… Now!
*Cringey starts running towards Watermelon, while Diana is thinking of a plan to steal Black Marker and Plant Pot’s bandana*
Cringey: FEEL MY WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!
*Cringey charges at Watermelon, but misses*
Cringey: NO FAIR!
Meanwhile…
Plant Pot: Cringey seems kinda nice actually.
Black Marker: I dunno. He’s chillax, kinda.
*Diana sneakily steals Plant Pot and Black Marker’s bandana*
Diana the Dog: Gotcha!
Plant Pot: Drats!
Black Marker: Whatevs.
Back with the other two…
*Cringey finally catches Watermelon and takes his bandana*
Cringey: HEHEHEHAAAAAA!
Watermelon: bruh.
Diana: So… Cringey, eh?
Cringey: UGH, NOT YOU…
Diana: No one likes you anyways.
Cringey: WHATEVER, BRO.
*Diana lunges at Cringey, but he dodges and grabber her bandana*
Cringey: I WON!!1!
Eyeball: Viewers! Vote on who you want out! Voting ends next weekend. Remember that you can vote multiple contestants!
Plant Pot: [A]
Black Marker: [B ]
Watermelon: [C]
Diana The Dog: [D]
Brick: Hey guys!
History Book: Oh my tar, what is it Brick?
Brick: Good news, Pipe got the boot!
*cheer*
Mountain: But what about us? Will we be staying in the afterlife?
Brick: Nah dude, I’m pretty sure a recovery center has been ordered.
Beef Jerky: So, we’ll be back soon?
Brick: Yep.
Wooden Stack: …Freedom?
History Book: Ah, so you did read my French to English dictionary, Wooden Stack! Yep, freedom.
TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 11
On 2025-02-06 at 01:38:41
Episode 7B is upon us.
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
P.S. would you guys be interested in a Season 2?
On 2025-02-02 at 21:41:43
tbh, i have ZERO CLUE how Cringey won
It’s mostly part of how no one noticed debuts probably. I voted him just because we do a bit of trolling.
On 2025-02-02 at 18:49:43
Reminder to vote :P
On 2025-02-02 at 06:41:00
[B]. Eyeball must save the show. Eyeball must save them. He is the choosen one.
On 2025-02-02 at 06:38:38
AVEOS 10a: Under New Management
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
Warp Pipe: Okay so screw Prize or Die f**k you Tungsten.
Tungsten: Whatever.
Warp Pipe: Have fun with the new record of people voted against you with a whopping 6 votes.
*Tungsten then dies in such a horrible way that he deserved it. I shall not list how.*
Warp Pipe: Now for the next challenge-
Wheely: Uh… Hello?
Warp Pipe: Oh right. Uh soon let’s do the debut.
DEBUT UHH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Warp Pipe: Yeah. So, Luigi, Miibo, Wheely, Pikachu Doge, and Cringey, you had the chance to join the show. Only one of you joined with two votes, aka every vote a person made. The person that definitely did NOT get them was…
Miibo.
Miibo (normal form): *Pikmin nooooooo noise*
*Miibo is then promptly eaten by a Bulborb Amiibo.*
Warp Pipe: this is followed by Wheely, with also no votes.
Wheely: Aw man…
*Wheely is then sent to the scrapyard, where he is shredded apart by a machine.*
Warp Pipe: We’re down to the last three, the next person not joining is Too Late.EXE Luigi.
I Hate You Luigi: WELL, TECHNICALLY NO, BUT ACTUALLY YES. OH WELL, I’LL CONSUME THE VIEWER’S SOUL ANYWAYS.
*IHY Luigi is simply deleted.*
Warp Pipe: So, how are you feeling, PikaDoge and Cringey?
Pikachu Doge: I feel great! I’ve got whatever it takes to win.
Cringey: I WILL WIN I WILL WIN I WILL WIN!!1!
Warp Pipe: Well, the last person with 0 votes is… PikaDoge.
PikaDoge: What…?! Impossible! GRR! THAT’S I-
*Pikachu Doge then turns into a grave, with the tombstone saying “Here lies: a dead meme.”*
Warp Pipe: Welcome, Cringey!
Cringey: THIS IS SUCH A SKIBIDI TOILETS!
*Cringey is teleported to the rest of the contestants.*
Watermelon: …
Plant Pot: Wow, what a clickbait thumbnail-y contestant.
Diana The Dog: Eh… That thing creeps me out.
Black Marker: Wassup Dude.
Warp Pipe: So the next contest is-
Eyeball: Ahem.
Warp Pipe: WHAT!?!
Eyeball: Warp Pipe, I noticed you’re devolving into… Well, madness. I recommend you step down from hosting.
Warp Pipe: And who’s stopping me?
Eyeball: The Viewers.
Warp Pipe: Viewers ain’t gonna do sh*t!
Eyeball: Actually, they will. Plant Pot, read this.
Plant Pot: Okay. So uh… Viewers, vote on whenever you want Warp Pipe to continue his madness or for Eyeball to step up to host to make a difference. Voting ends next weekend.
Warp Pipe: VOTE ME! [A]
Eyeball: Vote me please. I promise to make a difference. [B]
On 2025-02-01 at 21:52:11
I don't even wanna guess what would happen to everyone when my character gets angered. Whatever would happen, it would certainly make it a chaotic episode of the MKPC Object show.
Hey uhh buddy oh boy I would’ve recommend actually participating and voting your own character but voting ended so yeah. Maybe I might saved Pikachu Doge for a future show…
On 2025-01-25 at 12:23:27
The action has been chosen:
[1]: Go to the village.
*I get up and start heading to this village. It’s called… Objectia? Makes sense. As I walk to the town square, I see three familiar faces. I saw Nonbianary Flag, my bestie! There was also History Book, who I know keeps track of what happened in our normal lives before… Whatever happened to AVEOS. And one last person: Beef Jerky. He’s been an adventurer for as long as I known. Whoever I talk to first hopefully helps explains what this place is and maybe earns me some sort of way to live here.*
WHO SHOULD MOUNTAIN TALK TO?
[1]: Nonbinary Flag.
[2]: History Book.
[3]: Beef Jerky.
[1]: Go to the village.
*I get up and start heading to this village. It’s called… Objectia? Makes sense. As I walk to the town square, I see three familiar faces. I saw Nonbianary Flag, my bestie! There was also History Book, who I know keeps track of what happened in our normal lives before… Whatever happened to AVEOS. And one last person: Beef Jerky. He’s been an adventurer for as long as I known. Whoever I talk to first hopefully helps explains what this place is and maybe earns me some sort of way to live here.*
WHO SHOULD MOUNTAIN TALK TO?
[1]: Nonbinary Flag.
[2]: History Book.
[3]: Beef Jerky.
On 2025-01-25 at 09:45:33
Ugh… Where am I?
*I get up and take a look at my surroundings. I’m in some sort of elimination place. It’s a grey circle in the middle of the ocean. To my left is a town of wooden cabins of sorts. To my right is some woods that give me a sense of unease when I look at it.*
WHERE SHOULD MOUNTAIN GO? (Jellar will not vote here, it’s all up to you and your fellow Mario Kart PCers.)
[1]: The Village.
[2]: The Woods.
[E] (option before game, vote this along with where you want to go): Easy Mode, you get to see where possible deaths are.
Guys I don’t know if you noticed this but there’s a little interactive at the end of the episode. I added it for funzies. Here if you choose the right choices you can possibly get a better ending for everyone before the show ends… These work differently and will be separate posts. The choice ends after 10-35 minutes. Vote now to uncover what [REDACTED] truly is.
On 2025-01-25 at 05:01:22
FINALLY, I GET MY CHANCE TO MURDER TUNGSTEN
[B]
also, btw, can you vote for your own characters?
...
[MII]
[B]
also, btw, can you vote for your own characters?
...
[MII]
Yes. Also I hope you noticed the debutes and side quest of ??? In the bottom of the episode.
On 2025-01-25 at 02:25:30
Screw you Tungsten! [ B].
Also [CNY] to join! Who knows what Cringey might offer…
(He did get that side quest right.)
Who wrote that into my message?
(No one.)
Oh okay lol
Also [CNY] to join! Who knows what Cringey might offer…
(He did get that side quest right.)
Who wrote that into my message?
(No one.)
Oh okay lol
On 2025-01-25 at 02:22:31
Episode 9: Undefined Travesty.
Warp Pipe: You know what time it is!
Mountain: Prize or Die?
Warp Pipe: Yep!
Mountain: But why are we in hell?
Warp Pipe: …
Mountain: I said wh-
DOO DOO DOO DE DUMMMMMMM PRIZE OR DIE PRIZE OR DIE PRIZE OR DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE-
Warp Pipe: Last time, these two losers were up for elimination, so we do Prize or Die. Eyeball, show the votes!
Eyeball: We got 7 votes (irl Jellar87 here, because I could and I was bored, I’m letting ChatGPT vote by showing it the episode and asking it to vote on who they want to get out. The contestant are also gonna vote, but I won’t be telling who voted who until the end of the episode). With 2 votes…
Watermelon is safe! Mountain is out with 3
Mountain: WHAT?!
Warp Pipe: Finally, the pipsqueak is gone.
Mountain: W-What did I ever do?!
Warp Pipe: Exist.
*Warp Pipe then puts a Reverse Bear Trap from SAW on Mountain. Since he has no arms, the timer runs out and his jaw is ripped off and his upper half is exploded.*
Watermelon: …When did things ever go wrong…?
Warp Pipe: Your next challenge is to convince the viewer to not eliminate you.
Plant Pot: Why?
Warp Pipe: You’re all up for elimination.
All: WHAT?!
Warp Pipe: Viewers! Vote on who you want to get a gruesome dea- Uh I meant to be eliminated! Voting ends tomorrow. You may vote on as many contestants as you like AGAIN, like this: [A] [D]. Here they are:
[A] Watermelon: *sobbing*
[ B] Tungsten: Vote Plant Pot. He deserves to die.
[C] Black Marker: Vote me… Actually, nevermind. Vote Tungsten! He killed Flaggy like they were nothing!
[D] Diana the Dog: Please don’t vote me…
[E] Plant Pot: Get Tungsten out of here! Please, I don’t want to die!
Warp Pipe: Oh yeah, also these idiots signed up to be part of this season:
(THE FOLLOWING VICTIMS ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS “OBJECT SHOW”.)
[EXE] Too Late.EXE Luigi: ALLOW ME TO ENTER THE CONTEST, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE.
[MII] Miibo: Let me join, yeah yeah yeah! Pretty please, yeah yeah yeah! So I can spice up the competition, so I can spice up the competition!
[WHY] Wheely: Let me join, because I’m ready to roll! …Pun unintended.
[PKD] Pikachu Doge: 🎶Who’s ready for action? Who’s got the powers? Me! (Oh yes he does!) Who’s got the charm? Who can take challenges on for hours? Me! (Oh yes he does!)🎶
[CNY] Cringey: MOUNTAIN SIDE QUEST IN AVEOS (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Warp Pipe: So yeah, vote who you want to join the show! Remember, you can vote as many people as you want, lie, you could vote Miibo and Cringey! Voting ends tomorrow afternoon.
Ugh… Where am I?
*I get up and take a look at my surroundings. I’m in some sort of elimination place. It’s a grey circle in the middle of the ocean. To my left is a town of wooden cabins of sorts. To my right is some woods that give me a sense of unease when I look at it.*
WHERE SHOULD MOUNTAIN GO? (Jellar will not vote here, it’s all up to you and your fellow Mario Kart PCers.)
[1]: The Village.
[2]: The Woods.
[E] (option before game, vote this along with where you want to go): Easy Mode, you get to see where possible deaths are.
Warp Pipe: You know what time it is!
Mountain: Prize or Die?
Warp Pipe: Yep!
Mountain: But why are we in hell?
Warp Pipe: …
Mountain: I said wh-
DOO DOO DOO DE DUMMMMMMM PRIZE OR DIE PRIZE OR DIE PRIZE OR DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE-
Warp Pipe: Last time, these two losers were up for elimination, so we do Prize or Die. Eyeball, show the votes!
Eyeball: We got 7 votes (irl Jellar87 here, because I could and I was bored, I’m letting ChatGPT vote by showing it the episode and asking it to vote on who they want to get out. The contestant are also gonna vote, but I won’t be telling who voted who until the end of the episode). With 2 votes…
Watermelon is safe! Mountain is out with 3
Mountain: WHAT?!
Warp Pipe: Finally, the pipsqueak is gone.
Mountain: W-What did I ever do?!
Warp Pipe: Exist.
*Warp Pipe then puts a Reverse Bear Trap from SAW on Mountain. Since he has no arms, the timer runs out and his jaw is ripped off and his upper half is exploded.*
Watermelon: …When did things ever go wrong…?
Warp Pipe: Your next challenge is to convince the viewer to not eliminate you.
Plant Pot: Why?
Warp Pipe: You’re all up for elimination.
All: WHAT?!
Warp Pipe: Viewers! Vote on who you want to get a gruesome dea- Uh I meant to be eliminated! Voting ends tomorrow. You may vote on as many contestants as you like AGAIN, like this: [A] [D]. Here they are:
[A] Watermelon: *sobbing*
[ B] Tungsten: Vote Plant Pot. He deserves to die.
[C] Black Marker: Vote me… Actually, nevermind. Vote Tungsten! He killed Flaggy like they were nothing!
[D] Diana the Dog: Please don’t vote me…
[E] Plant Pot: Get Tungsten out of here! Please, I don’t want to die!
Warp Pipe: Oh yeah, also these idiots signed up to be part of this season:
(THE FOLLOWING VICTIMS ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS “OBJECT SHOW”.)
[EXE] Too Late.EXE Luigi: ALLOW ME TO ENTER THE CONTEST, AND I SHALL SPARE YOUR LIFE.
[MII] Miibo: Let me join, yeah yeah yeah! Pretty please, yeah yeah yeah! So I can spice up the competition, so I can spice up the competition!
[WHY] Wheely: Let me join, because I’m ready to roll! …Pun unintended.
[PKD] Pikachu Doge: 🎶Who’s ready for action? Who’s got the powers? Me! (Oh yes he does!) Who’s got the charm? Who can take challenges on for hours? Me! (Oh yes he does!)🎶
[CNY] Cringey: MOUNTAIN SIDE QUEST IN AVEOS (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Warp Pipe: So yeah, vote who you want to join the show! Remember, you can vote as many people as you want, lie, you could vote Miibo and Cringey! Voting ends tomorrow afternoon.
Ugh… Where am I?
*I get up and take a look at my surroundings. I’m in some sort of elimination place. It’s a grey circle in the middle of the ocean. To my left is a town of wooden cabins of sorts. To my right is some woods that give me a sense of unease when I look at it.*
WHERE SHOULD MOUNTAIN GO? (Jellar will not vote here, it’s all up to you and your fellow Mario Kart PCers.)
[1]: The Village.
[2]: The Woods.
[E] (option before game, vote this along with where you want to go): Easy Mode, you get to see where possible deaths are.
On 2025-01-25 at 01:36:46


Sorry man, we don’t do allies here (idk what an ally is anyways).
On 2025-01-19 at 18:59:12
[A]. I feel bad about him not knowing what happened to Nonbinary Flag after I wrote this episode, so I’ll vote him out so he can see them again.