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8214 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-12-28 at 20:28:29
Second night log
Finally made into Asátrú Tílhjág's Ossuary. Aside from having armoured zombies with some semblance of sapience roaming around, this place is around as depressing as you'd expect from a desecrated demigod's crypt. All of the booby trap mechanisms have been eroded thanks to the parasitic extremophile creepers populating the neighbouring pig-marsh of Estraavyé-Bórtaíjá, meaning that there wasn't really much of a danger outside of a few perturbed bats and ghosts, and the occasional armoured revenant that wanted to make me its next meal. All of the wax that had been used to make the candles was burnt out long ago, and even the illustrious golden floors were adorned with trellises of dirt and peaty sludge from long-gone grave-robbers who wished to disconcert the Asátrú. Underwhelmingly, these also formed a pathway to the tomb itself, which was decorated profusely with bones and teeth from various animals and peoples. Dare not I say that the prospect achieved by the atrium was much too extravagant, lest I forget the centre piece: a marble sarcophagus depicting the visage of the late despot, still distorted from the poor scribe's view of the ruler's war-torn cranium. Sorry to disappoint, but his spirit did not come back to life, however by simply rotating the coffin I dropped through an intace trapdoor in the dilapidated flooring, and fell into none other than Fjórú Woodland. I have uprooted 12 Kjópwí mushrooms since I have been here, and thankfully, zombies do not lurk in these parts, so Moonbeam and I were able to enjoy a hearty meal of Kjópwí salmon and salad.
Hope things are going well up on the surface.
Lilith out.
Finally made into Asátrú Tílhjág's Ossuary. Aside from having armoured zombies with some semblance of sapience roaming around, this place is around as depressing as you'd expect from a desecrated demigod's crypt. All of the booby trap mechanisms have been eroded thanks to the parasitic extremophile creepers populating the neighbouring pig-marsh of Estraavyé-Bórtaíjá, meaning that there wasn't really much of a danger outside of a few perturbed bats and ghosts, and the occasional armoured revenant that wanted to make me its next meal. All of the wax that had been used to make the candles was burnt out long ago, and even the illustrious golden floors were adorned with trellises of dirt and peaty sludge from long-gone grave-robbers who wished to disconcert the Asátrú. Underwhelmingly, these also formed a pathway to the tomb itself, which was decorated profusely with bones and teeth from various animals and peoples. Dare not I say that the prospect achieved by the atrium was much too extravagant, lest I forget the centre piece: a marble sarcophagus depicting the visage of the late despot, still distorted from the poor scribe's view of the ruler's war-torn cranium. Sorry to disappoint, but his spirit did not come back to life, however by simply rotating the coffin I dropped through an intace trapdoor in the dilapidated flooring, and fell into none other than Fjórú Woodland. I have uprooted 12 Kjópwí mushrooms since I have been here, and thankfully, zombies do not lurk in these parts, so Moonbeam and I were able to enjoy a hearty meal of Kjópwí salmon and salad.
Hope things are going well up on the surface.
Lilith out.
huh? what was that?
(im saying this because, the communicator device Fiery gave me is a tiny bit broken, where, with long transmittions cant be outputted exactly correct, which makes it harder to understand)
On 2024-12-28 at 18:50:49
Well we got a dead guy lets study the yoot
so... so i sent myself out there for nothing!?
at least im okay tho
but, uh, at least try to get some use out of these bites
Yeah we literally told you that we had a method that didnt involve you potentially dying and you still went outside like wtf
fiery you are right. but I have studied the bites on him and the results do not seem like... human teeth
what
On 2024-12-28 at 18:48:14
Well we got a dead guy lets study the yoot
so... so i sent myself out there for nothing!?
at least im okay tho
but, uh, at least try to get some use out of these bites
Yeah we literally told you that we had a method that didnt involve you potentially dying and you still went outside like wtf
well, i AM a pikmin, and as we all know, pikmin are completely stupid, but at least i dont have negative IQ
On 2024-12-28 at 18:45:17
Well we got a dead guy lets study the yoot
so... so i sent myself out there for nothing!?
at least im okay tho
but, uh, at least try to get some use out of these bites
On 2024-12-28 at 18:39:11
Limey and Dusky planned to find some loot so they left MKPC city, but they ended up getting lost in the forest. Zombies were wandering around and blocking their path, so they ran to escape them. Eventually, they got exhausted and had to fight the zombies. Limey left Dusky behind because he wasn't feeling brave, lol.
Limey: Nope I'm out bye.
Dusky: Get back here you lil... oh crap.
The zombies surrounded Dusky. But he managed to take out all the zombies and then came looking for Limey.
When Dusky found Limey, he beat the shit out of him for three minutes because Limey left him.
Dusky: Why the hell did you leave me eh?
Limey: Ouch it hurts I'm sorry I won't leave you again. 😭
After that, Limey and Dusky found an abandoned treehouse.
There was an amazing stash of loot inside, and both Limey and Dusky were thrilled and shocked. They decided to stay in this treehouse because this was their new shelter also they didn't have a shelter. Limey and Dusky can discuss or make a plan about something in their new treehouse.
Also Limey made an MKPC city map so u can see Limey and Dusky on the map.
Send me a mini icon of yours and tell me where ya at it can be random and I will update this map.
Limey: Nope I'm out bye.
Dusky: Get back here you lil... oh crap.
The zombies surrounded Dusky. But he managed to take out all the zombies and then came looking for Limey.
When Dusky found Limey, he beat the shit out of him for three minutes because Limey left him.
Dusky: Why the hell did you leave me eh?
Limey: Ouch it hurts I'm sorry I won't leave you again. 😭
After that, Limey and Dusky found an abandoned treehouse.
There was an amazing stash of loot inside, and both Limey and Dusky were thrilled and shocked. They decided to stay in this treehouse because this was their new shelter also they didn't have a shelter. Limey and Dusky can discuss or make a plan about something in their new treehouse.
Also Limey made an MKPC city map so u can see Limey and Dusky on the map.
Send me a mini icon of yours and tell me where ya at it can be random and I will update this map.
me and the others lair is in the building with the color rooms I believe
also lets just say Lilith is on the bottom left
Oke updated.
imo, this one feels a tad better
1On 2024-12-28 at 05:05:18
*spawns out of nowhere*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Me: “What the FUCK just happened?”
*zombie burst into my house, getting ready to bite me*
Me: “Not today! Not without some tea and crackers!”
*Grabs zombie and places him at my table, goes to my kitchen to make tea and grab some crackers.*
Me: “You want sugar with your tea or not?”
Zombie: “Brains…. But sugar thank you very much.”
*makes tea with sugar and places crackers on table, watches zombie drink my tea and eat my crackers*
Me: “Okay, time to go.”
*pushes zombie out the door*
Me: “Now that you’re fed, you can go on a murder spree. Good luck!”
*shuts door*
Umm... Who'd feed a zombie??
Me, with my DECOYS
@Fiery you know, using some rando that no one will care about as death fodder actually ISNT such a bad idea...
On 2024-12-28 at 02:55:03
@Aven what the hell are you doing
also, i know it's you, KirbyN64, or DSi, or Wii, or...
why do you keep making all these alts, and such repetitive and unoriginal topics, and potentially spamming in here
im almost completely sure you are message farming and all that shit
also, i know it's you, KirbyN64, or DSi, or Wii, or...
why do you keep making all these alts, and such repetitive and unoriginal topics, and potentially spamming in here
im almost completely sure you are message farming and all that shit
On 2024-12-28 at 02:35:35
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
(over the inter-multiversal communication) hey, sup? how's survival going down there
its going great. i just got bit by a zombie on purpose. i actually went outside and let myself be mauled by a bunch of zombies, because, i theorized i wouldnt turn into a zombie if i got bit, since im half plant. also, i got bit so that they can study the bite and see all it's effects, all that shtick. Over.
Personally I think it was a retarded move as we could’ve just used a random guy that everyone didnt care for, and hurting yourself like that when its so easily avoidable seems…it seems like you are PURPOSEFULLY trying to get yourself in danger
i wasnt trying to put myself in danger, and using some random guy, while no one will care, it just seems wrong to do that against their will
On 2024-12-28 at 02:06:28
development of TV A is going well so i thought i might send a photo of it so far! (also yes the background is what the Twiverse Dimensional Hub looks like) hopefully this gets sent through the communication system
idk what that is, but it looks like its going well
On 2024-12-28 at 02:05:21
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
haha that'd be kinda funny. oh wait I have a better idea!
why doesn't a zombie bite a ZOMBIE!
i still want to test my idea.
no, no. dont worry for me. ill be fine
I'LL BE BACK! goes outside
Gods sake this is like that one character in zombie movies that is just dumb
should I carry his corpse back inside to study?
Depends if the story decides to give him plot armour or not
oof, hey guys
i just got bit multiple times, and yet im still here
now you guys can just, do whatever
@Fiery Should we run?
no, no, dont. its all fine. seriously, trust me
On 2024-12-28 at 02:03:42
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
(over the inter-multiversal communication) hey, sup? how's survival going down there
its going great. i just got bit by a zombie on purpose. i actually went outside and let myself be mauled by a bunch of zombies, because, i theorized i wouldnt turn into a zombie if i got bit, since im half plant. also, i got bit so that they can study the bite and see all it's effects, all that shtick. Over.
On 2024-12-28 at 01:57:44
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
haha that'd be kinda funny. oh wait I have a better idea!
why doesn't a zombie bite a ZOMBIE!
i still want to test my idea.
no, no. dont worry for me. ill be fine
I'LL BE BACK! goes outside
Gods sake this is like that one character in zombie movies that is just dumb
should I carry his corpse back inside to study?
Depends if the story decides to give him plot armour or not
oof, hey guys
i just got bit multiple times, and yet im still here
now you guys can just, do whatever
On 2024-12-28 at 01:36:23
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
How about we get a random ass guy that most people wont miss and just get a zombie to get his ass
haha that'd be kinda funny. oh wait I have a better idea!
why doesn't a zombie bite a ZOMBIE!
i still want to test my idea.
no, no. dont worry for me. ill be fine
I'LL BE BACK! goes outside
On 2024-12-28 at 01:17:48
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
It was to cure vampire tendencies or some shit
on closer analysis, she is trying to make an antidote, but doesnt have enough stuff to make itm so this cant be it...
also, i just had a stupid idea. how about, you send me outside, to be bitten by a zombie, so you can study the bite, the effects, yadda yadda yadda
why me? because, since im half plant, i maybe wont be infected by the bite, and that way, you guys can study the bite.
On 2024-12-28 at 00:55:41
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
Idk but lets try actually seeing the contents of it so we understand how to not make zombies ever again after this fiasco
looks like @Lilith made a potion recently. is this that one?
On 2024-12-28 at 00:46:10
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
uhhhh theres a potion and we studied its contents in the lab and the machine is just saying brains brains brains like a stereotypical zombie
where tf did this zombie potion even come from?!
On 2024-12-28 at 00:39:58
looking at a map hmmm... the gang said to meet... here
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
what the heck happened to this place? i have so many questions, but first, i need to find... oh, there they are!
waving over hey guys! whats going on?
On 2024-12-28 at 00:29:29
hey, uh, can i join somehow, since i dont have much else to do?
MKPC Forum Simulates Civilization
On 2025-03-10 at 22:24:52
anyways, now that everyone has (sort of) calmed down, i now choose to go to the hamburgaler mansion, and after i get there and meet up with Fiery, im just left to ponder...
"why did i even go to this planet in the first place?"
"why did i even go to this planet in the first place?"
I burn the hamburglar mansion, and you cannot nullify it because I resist your begging
real talk, what even is your goal in life? you're 9, so you have lots of things to do and crap, but you decide to waste your time in a Mario Kart fangame forums that already cannot be saved
dont waste your time in here. go, live out your life as a happy child
in fact, how about you go outside right now to take a breath of clean air?
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1On 2025-03-10 at 22:15:11
anyways, now that everyone has (sort of) calmed down, i now choose to go to the hamburgaler mansion, and after i get there and meet up with Fiery, im just left to ponder...
"why did i even go to this planet in the first place?"
"why did i even go to this planet in the first place?"