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Hey, Luis, could you stop spamming this channel? You already sent 14 consecutive messages
On 2025-01-28 at 16:10:44
iforgot-and-mario-kart-XSK who the #### would want an ai generated image generator for characters? It’s lazy, would probably come out ######.
idk what you mean for that next addition but it sounds like you want characters to stay while a persons account is deleted? I think that’s solid ngl but they should be able to choose if it is or not.
A search bar for what???
And also that is not official. How the #### would anyone ban Wargor he’s the creator of the site and pinging him was unnecessary and stupid of you since your additions are stupid. I only did the new additions you can go to Kernell for the rest of them
idk what you mean for that next addition but it sounds like you want characters to stay while a persons account is deleted? I think that’s solid ngl but they should be able to choose if it is or not.
A search bar for what???
And also that is not official. How the #### would anyone ban Wargor he’s the creator of the site and pinging him was unnecessary and stupid of you since your additions are stupid. I only did the new additions you can go to Kernell for the rest of them
YOU SWEARED
Actually he wrote "####" and "######," which only implies swearing. It's pretty restrained for Fiery. Kudos to him.
So stop trying to use that as an argument. You've clearly run out of logical ones so be silent.
Kommisar, over and out.
i know, but is fiery adult?
No, but like... who gives a sheep?
On 2024-12-30 at 19:02:42
@DragonXFox please stop responding to your own messages
What?
Is that an update lol
Well...
@DragonXFox please stop responding to your own messages
Guess you didn't read it, so, here you go!
On 2024-12-17 at 17:22:09
heres some items that should be added:
-Super Leaf (MK7)
-Coin Box (MKT)
-Gold Flower (NSMB2), Throws Golden Fireballs At Objects On The Track To Turn Them Into Coins!
-Ice Flower (SMG, NSMBWII) Freezes Opponents!
-Mystery Mushroom (SMM) Changes Your Character And Stats Randomly!
-Lucky 7/Crazy 8 (MK7/MK8,MK8DX)
-Launch Star (SMG) Launches The Player Like A Jump Thingy and A Boost Pad
-Sling Star (SMG) Same as Launch Star, But A Shorter Boost
I'll think of more at some point
-Super Leaf (MK7)
-Coin Box (MKT)
-Gold Flower (NSMB2), Throws Golden Fireballs At Objects On The Track To Turn Them Into Coins!
-Ice Flower (SMG, NSMBWII) Freezes Opponents!
-Mystery Mushroom (SMM) Changes Your Character And Stats Randomly!
-Lucky 7/Crazy 8 (MK7/MK8,MK8DX)
-Launch Star (SMG) Launches The Player Like A Jump Thingy and A Boost Pad
-Sling Star (SMG) Same as Launch Star, But A Shorter Boost
I'll think of more at some point
-Super Leaf: Add to battle mode is a good idea, but how many times do we have to tell you this will NEVER work on races?
-Coin Box: Not ever gonna happen. There is too much coding, which will mess with TT because of the addition of coins.
-Gold Flower: Same as above.
-Ice Flower: Might work.
-Mystery Mushroom: This could be a fun April Fools "update" where speed mushrooms do that.
-Lucky 7/Crazy 8: Sounds kind of fun. Lucky 7 can be used with the items already in-game, but if Crazy 8 gets in, replace the coin with a poison mushroom. However... the items revolve around the character, and that's probably WAY too much coding, so not gonna happen.
-Launch Star: Put a boost before a jump into a cannon. Easy. Also, use decor for Launch Star.
-Sling Star: Do the same thing, minus a cannon since Sling Stars are like Launch Stars, but take you a lesser distance. Use decor for Sling Star.
time for my response
-Super Leaf, i meant the one from mk7 that gives the kart the raccoon tail
-coin box, couldnt it just use the script for launching the coins when you get hit?
-Gold Flower, same as above
-ice flower, just disable the players controls for a few seconds
- mystery mushroom, yeah more of an april fools thing, imagine going for a shortcut as a character with amazing stats, then turning into something trash
- launch star and sling star, yeah tbh better as track parts
The biggest problem with the coin stuff would be adding the coins themselves, they could change the meta, outdate some Tracks if they were to be placed around the Track and about the coding being hard, it would be hard to code the coins, not the items
1On 2024-11-01 at 11:25:03
if there was Mega Grand Prix in Mario Kart PC:
It works like the Grand Prix, but instead of choosing the cup, you start on the first track and then on the last track.
this mechanic works in top gear.
you will pass all races in single cup
Edit: At MGP (Mega Grand prix) you can choose the difficulty in mega grand prix.
It works like the Grand Prix, but instead of choosing the cup, you start on the first track and then on the last track.
this mechanic works in top gear.
you will pass all races in single cup
Edit: At MGP (Mega Grand prix) you can choose the difficulty in mega grand prix.
So do the 46 races in the base game in one extended contest? 🤔
facepalm if I got the number wrong Ah **** help me. How many is it?
5 SNES cups
5 GBA cups
4 DS cups
So that means 56 Tracks
1On 2024-08-27 at 19:33:39
Does MKPC need new battle modes or is it fine with just Balloon Battle?
this might just be me but, although i think we are fine with only having balloon battle, it would be cool to have something like the bob-omb blast mode from MK8
But trying to find a good place for the shine would be tedious, same goes for coin runners.
I think that for shine hunters, the shines could have a system of only appearing in the middle of the lines you make for the CPUs to drive, that would make the Arena have it whithout you needing to properly put the shine sprites where you want, there could even have an option to make shines not appear on a specific line when you right click it. That would also be good for older Arenas which creators are not active anymore, since they would be automatically set.
Only problem would be coding it, this idea looks like it would be hell to make
That a terrble way to do it
Please, explain to me why
Edit: crap, just now I noticed that I didn't explained certain things that would make the idea look better, I'll edit the message adding those things
Edit 2: I fixed it
On 2024-08-27 at 19:18:13
Does MKPC need new battle modes or is it fine with just Balloon Battle?
this might just be me but, although i think we are fine with only having balloon battle, it would be cool to have something like the bob-omb blast mode from MK8
But trying to find a good place for the shine would be tedious, same goes for coin runners.
I think that for shine hunters, the shines could have a system of only appearing in the middle of the lines you make for the CPUs to drive, that would make the Arena have it whithout you needing to properly put the shine sprites where you want, there could even have an option to make shines not appear on a specific line when you right click it. That would also be good for older Arenas which creators are not active anymore, since they would be automatically set.
Only problem would be coding it, this idea looks like it would be hell to make
Edit: there's some things I forgor to mention, such as, they would not appear all at once in every line, but rather randomly, and I'm thinking on the way it is in MKDS, not MK8dx, I know they probably have different names, but it's a mode with shine sprites
11On 2024-04-17 at 22:03:40
I don't know how absurd this two ideas are, but here they are:
A new setting when making a decor that makes you get a speed boost when touching it (the decor).
Ideas I had after posting the message:
fragile decors with that would be a cool one time boost the Track gives. A fire bar with that would make us unlucky for not touching the fire. A bus with it would make something like the minecarts from the mk8 remake of Wario's gold mine
Be able to change the items and item boxes' sprites when making a multicup.
A new setting when making a decor that makes you get a speed boost when touching it (the decor).
Ideas I had after posting the message:
fragile decors with that would be a cool one time boost the Track gives. A fire bar with that would make us unlucky for not touching the fire. A bus with it would make something like the minecarts from the mk8 remake of Wario's gold mine
Be able to change the items and item boxes' sprites when making a multicup.
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3MKPC Forum Simulates Civilization
On 2025-01-31 at 03:55:45
HEY GUYS IT WOULD BE PRETTY NICE IF SOMEONE INVENTED BATHROOMS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I REALLY NEED TO PEE (not in real life)
I actually have one at my weapon shop, you just need to buy something to use it
On 2025-01-28 at 19:33:01
I upgrade my shop, so I can now sell bows (W$25,00) and blowguns(W$20,00) (arrows cost 2 whoppers each and blowdarts cost 1 whopper each), I'm also now selling a strange liquid I found that magically vanishes any type of nuisance, such as things in your body (for example, blindness) and things in your house (for example, bombs), it costs 10 whoppers
And now I'll learn how to craft potions, they might be on sale soon!
And now I'll learn how to craft potions, they might be on sale soon!
On 2025-01-14 at 17:53:13
I make more weaponry and build a shop to sell them
1 bat costs 10 moneys
1 knife costs 25 moneys
1 axe costs 20 moneys
I'll learn how to make better weaponry to sell more stuff later
1 bat costs 10 moneys
1 knife costs 25 moneys
1 axe costs 20 moneys
I'll learn how to make better weaponry to sell more stuff later
On 2025-01-10 at 23:10:29
For now I'll build a campfire and craft weaponry, like knifes and bats
Fun Facts
On 2024-06-12 at 18:16:57
Fun Fact:
Today, june 12, is valentine's day in Brazil
Today, june 12, is valentine's day in Brazil
5On 2024-02-15 at 18:56:27
Did you know that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the Mario Kart Game with the biggest number of Wario-Bros based Tracks?
2 Nitros: Water Park and Mount Wario
2 Base Retros: DS Wario Stadium and Wii Wario's Gold Mine
& 2 BCP Retros: DS Waluigi Pinball and GCN Waluigi Stadium
2 Nitros: Water Park and Mount Wario
2 Base Retros: DS Wario Stadium and Wii Wario's Gold Mine
& 2 BCP Retros: DS Waluigi Pinball and GCN Waluigi Stadium
Sound Change!
On 2024-03-24 at 01:00:58
OK, but why?
1The Daily Mario Kart PC Object Show
On 2024-03-17 at 19:52:47
Sorry guys for keeping Episode 5 delayed. It's just from my lack of motivation. But ask, and I shall deliver.
Episode 5: The Blue Apocalypse
Beef Jerky: Ugh, where is Warp Pipe?
Plant Pot: Heard he's dead.
Watermelon: Probably just canceled this competition with us.
Mountain: I think he could be reading, I dunno, some books.
*beat*
Beef Jerky: Elaborate.
Mountain: The... uh... Baby-sitte-
Beef Jerky: Nevermind.
*Warp Pipe appears out of nowhere*
Warp Pipe: I'm back!
*gasp*
*Warp Pipe then grabs the Casino Long Legs (With his leg of course) and shoves them in him. Eyeball shortly follows them.*
...
Eyeball: Welcome to elimination!
SpongeBob Popsicle: Oh, is this what it is? Neat.
Eyeball: SpongeBob Popsicle got 3 votes, so he gets am avantage, AKA immunity (for this time).
SpongeBob Popsicle: Thank you very much, but I rather have this to my god 'ol friend Plant Pot!
Plant Pot: Aw, you didn't have to!
*beat*
Plant Pot: Seriously, why?
SpongeBob Popsicle: Isn't this what friends are for?
Plant Pot: ...OhWaitItIsSorryMyDude
Eyeball: Anyways, cast your votes on this random TM I found in some weird hospital, because man was that weird finding some yellow rat...
*Six or so hours later*
Eyeball: Alright, I'll ready the votes.
BEEF JERKY.
NONBINARY FLAG.
WOODEN STACK.
That's one vote Beef Jerky, one vote Nonbinary Flag, one vote Wooden Stack.
WOODEN STACK.
And the 9th contestant out of the game is...
WOODEN STACK.
Wooden Stack: Non!
Nonbinary Flag: P-P-Phew...
Beef Jerky: WAIT, WHAT!?
Wooden Stack: Peut-être que moi et cette équipe n’avons jamais été censés l’être. Peut-être que j'étais censé y aller. Mais je sais que ce n'est pas vrai. Parce que quand je reviendrai, je me battrai pour nous, les Casino Lime Legs. Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Beef Jerky: Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Nonbinary Flag:カジノライムレッグは永遠に！
*beat*
Nonbinary Flag: Uh, I meant... yay...
Eyeball: Welp, see ya, French wood!
*Wooden Stack is burnt to a crisp.*
Eyeball: Let's get outta here, shall we?
*Like, 10 hours later or smh*
Warp Pipe: Okay, so, today's challenge i-
Plant Pot: You okay, WP? You look... Blue.
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO MAKE A SANDWITCH FOR ME!
Plant Pot: Aye aye captain!
Warp Pipe; anyways, today's challenge it to find a blue tree. Go, I guess.
*The teams split up to go find the tree*
Tungsten: I know I may sound like a total WIMP right now, but doesn't Warp Pipe be more... Enthusiastic of his job?
Watermelon: I hate to say this, but I agree.
Diana: Same.
Mountain: Wait. I see a blue tree.
Diana: I'll go tell Warp Pipe.
*Diana whooses to Warp Pipe*
Diana: Hey, WP! We found a blue tree!
Warp Pipe: Oh cool. the Casino Lime Legs are up for elimina-
Beef Jerky: Warp Pipe, we found a-
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO WALK MY DOGS!
Beef Jerky: Oki Doki! (Sheesh...)
Warp Pipe: anyways, vote who u want to get an advantage. You can spam vote, 'cuz I don't care. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna the Baby-Si- I MENT some random book.
Nonbinary Flag: [A]
SpongeBob Popsicle; [B]
Beef Jerky: [C]
Plant Pot: [D]
Episode 5: The Blue Apocalypse
Beef Jerky: Ugh, where is Warp Pipe?
Plant Pot: Heard he's dead.
Watermelon: Probably just canceled this competition with us.
Mountain: I think he could be reading, I dunno, some books.
*beat*
Beef Jerky: Elaborate.
Mountain: The... uh... Baby-sitte-
Beef Jerky: Nevermind.
*Warp Pipe appears out of nowhere*
Warp Pipe: I'm back!
*gasp*
*Warp Pipe then grabs the Casino Long Legs (With his leg of course) and shoves them in him. Eyeball shortly follows them.*
...
Eyeball: Welcome to elimination!
SpongeBob Popsicle: Oh, is this what it is? Neat.
Eyeball: SpongeBob Popsicle got 3 votes, so he gets am avantage, AKA immunity (for this time).
SpongeBob Popsicle: Thank you very much, but I rather have this to my god 'ol friend Plant Pot!
Plant Pot: Aw, you didn't have to!
*beat*
Plant Pot: Seriously, why?
SpongeBob Popsicle: Isn't this what friends are for?
Plant Pot: ...OhWaitItIsSorryMyDude
Eyeball: Anyways, cast your votes on this random TM I found in some weird hospital, because man was that weird finding some yellow rat...
*Six or so hours later*
Eyeball: Alright, I'll ready the votes.
BEEF JERKY.
NONBINARY FLAG.
WOODEN STACK.
That's one vote Beef Jerky, one vote Nonbinary Flag, one vote Wooden Stack.
WOODEN STACK.
And the 9th contestant out of the game is...
WOODEN STACK.
Wooden Stack: Non!
Nonbinary Flag: P-P-Phew...
Beef Jerky: WAIT, WHAT!?
Wooden Stack: Peut-être que moi et cette équipe n’avons jamais été censés l’être. Peut-être que j'étais censé y aller. Mais je sais que ce n'est pas vrai. Parce que quand je reviendrai, je me battrai pour nous, les Casino Lime Legs. Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Beef Jerky: Casino Lime Legs pour toujours !
Nonbinary Flag:カジノライムレッグは永遠に！
*beat*
Nonbinary Flag: Uh, I meant... yay...
Eyeball: Welp, see ya, French wood!
*Wooden Stack is burnt to a crisp.*
Eyeball: Let's get outta here, shall we?
*Like, 10 hours later or smh*
Warp Pipe: Okay, so, today's challenge i-
Plant Pot: You okay, WP? You look... Blue.
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO MAKE A SANDWITCH FOR ME!
Plant Pot: Aye aye captain!
Warp Pipe; anyways, today's challenge it to find a blue tree. Go, I guess.
*The teams split up to go find the tree*
Tungsten: I know I may sound like a total WIMP right now, but doesn't Warp Pipe be more... Enthusiastic of his job?
Watermelon: I hate to say this, but I agree.
Diana: Same.
Mountain: Wait. I see a blue tree.
Diana: I'll go tell Warp Pipe.
*Diana whooses to Warp Pipe*
Diana: Hey, WP! We found a blue tree!
Warp Pipe: Oh cool. the Casino Lime Legs are up for elimina-
Beef Jerky: Warp Pipe, we found a-
Warp Pipe: SHUT UP AND GO WALK MY DOGS!
Beef Jerky: Oki Doki! (Sheesh...)
Warp Pipe: anyways, vote who u want to get an advantage. You can spam vote, 'cuz I don't care. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna the Baby-Si- I MENT some random book.
Nonbinary Flag: [A]
SpongeBob Popsicle; [B]
Beef Jerky: [C]
Plant Pot: [D]
I'm ded, cool
Anyways, I vote for everyone
On 2024-03-03 at 20:44:53
Episode 3: Finding The TriStar
*Watermelon runs up to Warp Pipe*
Watermelon: Hey, Warp Pipe? When are we starting Prize or Die?
Warp Pipe: Right now, in fact! EVERYONE IN YOUR PLACES!
Warp Pipe: So, last time, the Purple Gamers are up for elimination, so yeah. Let's start, shall we?
Tungsten: Hurry up already!
Warp Pipe: OKAY, OKAY! So, we got 375 votes!
Warp Pipe: Mountain is safe with 14 votes! Today's prizes are rocks!
*Mountain catches his rock*
Mountain: Hey, it's a giraffe!
Warp Pipe: Next safe are Diana the Dog, Brick, and Tungsten with 48, 56, and 80 votes respectivly.
*Diana and Tungsten catch their rocks. Brick, having no arms and not learning how to use his legs, fails to catch it.*
History Book: Oh my Great Depression! This can't be!
Watermelon: WHAT!? What did I do?
Warp Pipe: You two are in the bottom 2 by a ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE.
*gasp*
Lets show the votes...
HISTORY BOOK: 89
WATERMELON: 88
Watermelon: Phew, yippee!
History Book: NO! *sigh* Oh well...
History Book: Kids, stay in school!
*History Book is set abazed*
*beat*
Brick: Epic!
Warp Pipe: Now with the teams equal, the next challenge is to find 5 triangles to make a star.
3
2
1
GO!
Beef Jerky: Let's go team!
*The Casino Lime Legs head out to Death Mountain without knowing*
Brick: Heh, idiots.
Tungsten: Mountain, get mining! The objects must be underground!
*Mountain starts mining*
(Meanwhile...)
Plant Pot: Man, this looks we-
*The entire team except for Wooden Stack is crushed by a rock.
Wooden Stack: Oh no!
*WS ran away*
(Meanwhile... x2)
Watermelon: So, find anything?
Diana: I found 3 of em!
Mountain: I found 1 more!
Watermelon: Great, now we need 1 more.
*The Puple Gamers head back to the MainLand*
Wooden Stack: Oi, tubo di curvatura! La mia squadra è morta, puoi rianimarla?
Warp Pipe: Oki Doki!
*The entire team of Casino Lime Legs are shot out of Warp Pipe*
Nonbianary Flag: A-are we alive?
Plant Pot: *shouting* WOOHOO!
Nonbianary Flag: ACK!
*The Casino Lime Legs walk away. Note of a funny moment in the backround of Plant Pot shouting alot while NF is freaking out*
*Beef Jerky trips on a triange*
Beef Jerky: Ooo, a star piece!
Plant Pot: I found 4 more laying down near the Purple Gamers. Let's bring them to Warp Pipe!
*A few hours later*
Plant Pot: Hey, WP! I found them!
Warp Pipe: Casino Lime Legs, you are safe! Which means the Purple Gamers are in danger... Again.
VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE SHOW!
Watermelon: Remember to use brackets!
Tungsten [A]
Mountain
Brick [C]
Diana the Dog [D]
Watermelon [E]
[b]The brick [C]
...I definetly think I mentioned 1 vote only.
I think he changed the place of [B], cuz mountain is without It
Anyways [C]