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Season 1 Episode 1
Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)

Music: (go to the prelude to find out how to use this link) https://objection.lol/objection/9027318

(The locker room...)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Lakitu: Okay. Get your karts and be on the track... ...within 15 minutes! Oh, and one more thing:
The MarioKartGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The karting race will begin in 15 minutes. Line up at the start. The karting speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] Remember to kart in a pro manner, and kart as good as possible.
Explorers: ...uhh what?
Nommanic, Opulent, Kevin, and Stella: What?! You've never done the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test? It's a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues!
Lakitu: *ahem* Anyways, this lady will be helping me with the refereeing.
Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, and you will have to wait an hour longer. Something just happened and it's bad.
Woodboy: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-
Garfield: *pats him* Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-
Woodboy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!
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Lady who brought a desk: Hello. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Mimi. My favorite food is meat.
Nommanic: What kind? Chicken? Pork? Beef? Sausage? Pepperoni? Lamb? Mutton? Artificial? Veal? Venison? Goat? Turkey? Thanksgiving Turkey? Duck? Geese? Pheasant? Falcon? Vulture? Frog? Toad? Quail? Salmon? Fried or Sushi? Tuna? Cod? Fish and Chips? Seal? Seal Liver? ...(Don't eat it 'cuz you'll get a vitamin overdose and die)- Bear? Panda Bear? Raccoon? Dinosaur? Elephant? Mammoth? Crab? Lobster? Synthetic Salmon? Cat tongues? Ham? Chicken breast? Chicken Liver? Pig kidney? Synthetic Pepperoni? Pepperoni with extra black pepper? Ham with flatbread, pineapple, cheese, and tomato sauce?
Mimi: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Uhh............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lakitu: *bursting in* Hey guys, just a reminder that you have 10 more minutes-
Odie: Well nice to meet you Mimi! I know you like MY meat!
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Garfield: You're really bad at making dirty jokes.
Explorers: Unbelievable.

(10 minutes later, at the start line.)
Explorer: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.
Explorers: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!
Opulent: Hey, you know, I can hear what you're saying. Oh, and good luck with that. You're nowhere in her league. Remember, 12 years ago, Two friends were arguing about her. It's all in "How to Win a Race," if you want to learn more.
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(Explorers and Explorer both tackle Opulent.)
Toad: Someone get security!!
(Opulent jumps up from the ground and kicks Explorer's left.)
Explorers: How dare you! Time to teach you that the bad guys always lose! *uses invisibility flower*
Opulent: *focusing on Explorers* Uhh hey just so ya know, I know where you are. We might be on opposite sides... ...but we're both playing the same game.
Lakitu: Hey everyone! It's time to start the Mushroom Cup! You will be racing with the team known as...
THE PRO KARTERS
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, and Opulent: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: Oh and one more thing Hunter and Harper just joined.
Hunter: Hi!
Harper: Hi-
(GamerGuy lounges at them and knocks Harper off her feet.)
Nommanic and Kevin: Uuuuhhh.........
Toadette: Someone get MORE security!
Nommanic: GUYS! The war was settled 24 years ago already- WAAAARGK!!
Hunter: I don't care! He is a Shy Guy and- EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Th-the bow is BURNING!!
Toad and Toadette: SOMEONE GET SECURITY-
(The ground goes into the air and flattens Hunter and Harper like a Thwomp.)
GamerGuy: T H A T I S W H A T Y O U D E S E R V E .
Hunter: Oww... what just happened?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans.
Lakitu: Racers! Get into yer positions!

3 2 1 GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a rocket start.)
Everyone but Kevin and Stella: WAIT WHY ARE THERE BIKES FOR BULBORBS SIGNS EVERYWHERE
Kevin: Uhh we need every coin we can get.
Lakitu: Alright! We have the Sillies:
Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, a random girlfriend, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, and Pearl!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: We have the OG Nones:
Nommanic and Opulent!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the NG Nones:
GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Kevin, and Stella!
(The audience boos.)
Lakitu: We have the Non-Nones:
Explorers, Explorer, Woodboy, Fireboy, India, Russia, Garfield, Odie, Hunter, and Harper!
(The audience laughs.)
Lakitu: And finally, we have the best of the best...
THE PRO KARTERS
(The audience cheers.)
The Nones: Hey! How dare you!
Lakitu: As the racers approach the first turn, Pro Karter #2 pulls a shock!
(The audience cheers when he uses it.)
Nommanic: What?! A shock at first? ... a banana. (Not much use, anyway.)- *gets shot with an arrow* OOOWWW!!!
Harper: See ya, sucker-
(In one swift motion, Opulent jumps out of the kart and swings Harper into the ground while setting the her kart on fire.)
Toad: Someone get security!
Toadette: Oh! A golden mushroom!
Lakitu: And Toadette pulls a stupid golden mushroom- OW! I GOT A SHOCK!
Stella: ...it was worth it.
Kevin: And don't you dare insult a Toad or Toadette again.
(The crowd boos.)
Fireboy: A flame bomb... I'll see what I can do with this.
(He throws the bomb and hits 17 out of the 30 Pro Karters. The crowd boos.)
Pro Karter #12: That almost hit me!
Pro Karter #4: That is what you deserve.
Pro Karter #12: Hey! How dare you! Hiyah!
(The Pro Karters start fighting.)
Leader: Don't you dare start! Into the office after this race!
Lakitu: Pro Karters 1 to 12 and their Leader are in first, with Opulent and Nommanic in stinkin- second place- AAARGH! THE CLOUD IS BURNING!
(The crowd boos Opulent.)
Lakitu: Wh-while Toad and Toadette are in stupid third- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Stella: You'll regret it.
Lakitu: M-meanwhile th-the racers a-are approaching the third item box.
Nommanic: Nice, a mushroom!
Lakitu: And Nommanic, by blind luck- YAAAAARGH!! -anyways! He p-pulls a mushroom and drives through Pro Karters #5 to #12! The racers and approaching the underpass section, but Opulent and Nommanic seem to be fainting!
*fomp*
(Music Change)
GamerGirl: Huh? What just happen-
*fomp*
*fomp*
Woodboy: Uhh...
*fomp*

*fomp*
*fomp*

Lakitu: Meanwhile, it appears that everyone but the Pro Karters are fainting! That is why they are called Pro Karters!
(The crowd cheers.)
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Explorers: *coming to* *cough cough* Wh-what just happened? ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Yellow: Hold up. I'll help.
(Yellow psychically helps the others regain consciousness.)
Russia: Что только что произошло?
Explorer: Uhh the rest of us don't speak Russian.
India: मुझे लगता है हम सब बेहोश हो गए थे। (I think we all just fainted.)
Russia: Водка! Где моя водка?
Woodboy: Uhh I don't have any Vodka.
Russia: Вот моя водка! *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Nommanic: Uhh I don't think you should drink that much alcohol in a race.
*glug glug glug*
Opulent: I don't think he hears what you're saying.
*glug glug*
Toad: Wait! He's only 15! Someone get security!
Garfield: Oh! Lasagna! *munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: Hey guys...
*munch munch munch munch munch*
GamerGuy: When do we get back to racing?
*munch munch munch munch munch*
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we can get back to racing now...
India: *hitting Russia* Hey! We need to get back to racing NOW!
(Everyone but Garfield and Odie resume karting.)
Odie: *woof woof!* (Hey! Stop eating that lasagna!)
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
GamerGuy: Oh, no. I hate this track.
Mimi: Welcome... to Broken Pier!
Woodboy: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there.
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Nommanic: Guys, the Pro Karters are already approaching the third lap.
Green: I'll take care of them.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear. )
Pro Karter #10: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Hush.
GamerGuy: Uhh hey Nommanic think we can switch places?
(Nommanic switches with GamerGirl.)
GamerGuy: That's better. Thanks!
(Everyone gets to the end.)
Explorer: Now what?
Kevin: I dunno.
Green: Hold up...
(Green makes the Pro Karters fall, then Yellow resets the track for everyone else, who go through the lap line again.)
Lap 3/3
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Mimi: Welcome... to Bowser's Castle I!
Odie: Wait now that doesn't make sense you were supposed to be dead back there- OW! Who dropped that-
*munch munch munch*
Odie: ...rrriiiggghhhttt... it was YOU!
*munch munch*
Mimi: WAIT WHAT
Woodboy: Hey! Let's get back to karting!
Everyone: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(Everyone gets back to karting.)
Explorers: The Pro Karters are coming!
Green: Let me help.
(The road in front of the Pro Karters disappear again, so does the road before them. Meanwhile, everyone else is finishing the race.)
Mimi: And finish! The rankings are:
1. GamerGuy
2. Opulent
3. Toad
4. Woodboy
5. Kevin
6. Explorers-
Explorers and Explorer: Aww...
Stella: I think I'm about to throw up...

Did not finish:
Pro Karters: 30
Garfield

GamerGuy + 46
Opulent + 44
Toad + 42
Woodboy + 40
Kevin + 38
Explorers + 37-

Explorers and Explorer: Aww! Mimi...!
Stella:
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(Music Change)
Explorers: So, what did you think of the race?
Nommanic: What are you keeping your eye on- OW! YOU SLAPPED ME!
(Opulent, Hunter, Harper, GamerGuy, and Kevin all immediately stand up and start fighting.)
Explorers: Hey! How dare you! *tries to punch Opulent*
Hunter: One Step Ahead Hunter, never misses, as long as he is one step ahead-
Nommanic: -which he is not.
(Hunter shoots and misses.)
Hunter: No!
(The fight continues...)
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(3 hours later...)
Explorers: *pant* -so, what is going on now?
Opulent *glancing at Poketch* spent three whole hours fighting.
Mimi: Hey, racers! It's dinnertime! So basically the daily routine is you go to the cafeteria and choose what you'll eat. Then, you go to your bunks and eat at the table.
(They go to the cafeteria.)

(They are heading back to their bunks.)
Kevin: Hey, do you know where Stella is?
Nommanic: Haven't seen her. I'll try... what was it again sis?
Opulent: I think it's... 192-051-2121
*riiing riiing riiing*
Kevin: Where were you? We're already going to the bunks! ... WAIT WHAT ... ah ok. *hangs up* She's already there.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
(Music Change)

(In the room...)
Mimi: No worries, by the way. We have enough for everyone. That is, unless you want to share.
(Everyone groans.)
Explorer: Well I would like to share a bed with Mimi!! OMG!!
Stella: *cough* Ugh... *cough cough*
Mimi: ...A-anyways! These are the bunks!
Woodboy: I call top bunk!
Nommanic: Hey! I was gonna take that!
Explorer: I take bottom bunk- Hey! How did you get there first?!
Toad: Hey everyone! I brought Mario Kart Wii!
Everyone else: Yeayah!
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure guys don't know this, but it's dangerous to say "Yeayah."
GamerGuy: *in low voice* hey Nommanic and Stella. I brought Mario Kart World.
Nommanic: *whispering back* It's on.
Fireboy: They have Mario Kart World! CHAAARRGE!!!
Nommanic: Quick! I'll hide it in the lavatory! *runs in* ...this place worked last time. Done!
Mimi: Hey guys a reminder eat or your dinner will be cold.
Woodboy: Oh forget Mario Kart. DINNER'S READY!
(Toad and Toadette eat Mushrooms, Kevin and Stella eat fish, Explorers eats... something he brought. Explorer eats vegetables and buds, and Woodboy and Fireboy eat nothing. They are dead, after all. India eats biryani, and Russia drinks Vodka. GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Hunter, and Harper eat Yoshi's Island fruits. Garfield eats lasagna, and Odie eats french fries. Opulent eats two slices of pizza.)
Explorers: Hey guys! Time for Truth or Dare!
Everyone: YEAYAH!
Nommanic: ...what did I just say...?
Explorers: Okay, GamerGuy! Truth or Dare?
GamerGuy: Dare!
Explorers: Go get a snack for me somewhere.
(GamerGuy groans & goes get green guacamole.)
Explorers: Wha- WHAT IS THIS STUPID GREEN CREAM?!?
Nommanic: Careful there. You might accidentally make Hispanic enemies.
Explorers: ...whatever. Kevin. Truth or Dare?
Kevin: Dare.
Explorers: Go give each girl in the group a hug.
Stella: *cough cough* Ugh... maybe I had too much tuna...
(Kevin goes and hugs Stella, Opulent, GamerGirl, and Mimi, in that order. He is about to hug Harper, when-)
Nommanic: -hey! Harper may be pink, but who's to say he isn't a boy?
Harper: How... how did you know that?
Nommanic: *ignoring the question* Next, Explorers.
Explorers: You, Opulent.
Opulent: Dare!
Explorers: Do a backflip.
Opulent DS Lites work well, don't they? *does a backflip except that she smoothly lands on her back* There.
Explorers: Okay, one more. Explorer!
Explorer: Uhh, Truth!
Explorers: Is it true you like Mimi, based on what you said earlier?
Explorer: Uhh, yes.
Everyone: KISS KISS KISS!
(Explorer and Mimi lean in and kiss.)
Stella: Uh oh...

...to be continued...

Season 1
   Episode 1
       Orange Bowl of Mushroom Soup (sponsoredbybikesforbulborbs)
           THE END

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One week left…

How many have changed there usernames to somthing to do with halloween react up

Yes I react up too my own comment

wdym

OK, who is the winner???

when will this end?

tbh it feels like it already ended...

nah... you also need to beat everyone in snaking and RD

who is the QMDR master

i officialy have every single 150cc World records!

108 wrs are mine...

now, @-Gamerguy- do you also count 200cc?

Which tracks are these on?

@-GamerGuy- why am i still 3rd 😭 xd

bet

8 minutes on Mario circuit 1 is good, right?

More Funny Things

can you add my name in both?
I have records where i play casually, and i have ones where i rd professionally

add my snaking records up in the casual, and rd ones in rd

I don't have any WR but I wanna see who's the winner.