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15634 pts ★ Master
7416 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-08-22 at 15:05:57
"Setzer! Follow that bird!"
On 2025-06-17 at 23:55:47
"Louie" - Louie
Stupid Item Ideas.
On 2025-08-15 at 03:42:46
Another 4 more ideas: The Bubble Flower!(from smbwonderNew Super Mario World 1: The Twelve Magic Orbs)
It traps you in a bubble which floats up in the air, so you cannot see where you are going. You can fly over the entire map with no collision though, so If you know where you're going, This is a great skip.
Metal Mushroom!(from mp6 and mp7)
Makes the user heavy metal, disabling them from jumping. However, it allows them to walk on water freely!
Wing Cap!(from SM64)
The Wing Cap makes small wings appear on the User's head, and makes them teleport to a random spot, like a lakitu does when you go off the track/off road. Hope you don't get dropped in water or a wall! However, You may be lucky if you Get dropped off in front of the 1st player.
Speedy Ranch! (an original item)
It is like the star, but faster! Upon using it, the Player Immediately Gains an infinite boost of speed for 20 seconds! however, The steering gets changed to random, So be on the lookout for that!
I hope that wasn't long
It traps you in a bubble which floats up in the air, so you cannot see where you are going. You can fly over the entire map with no collision though, so If you know where you're going, This is a great skip.
Metal Mushroom!(from mp6 and mp7)
Makes the user heavy metal, disabling them from jumping. However, it allows them to walk on water freely!
Wing Cap!(from SM64)
The Wing Cap makes small wings appear on the User's head, and makes them teleport to a random spot, like a lakitu does when you go off the track/off road. Hope you don't get dropped in water or a wall! However, You may be lucky if you Get dropped off in front of the 1st player.
Speedy Ranch! (an original item)
It is like the star, but faster! Upon using it, the Player Immediately Gains an infinite boost of speed for 20 seconds! however, The steering gets changed to random, So be on the lookout for that!
I hope that wasn't long
Bubble Flower: Only problem is that you still have to pass checkpoints... great for corner cuts, though
Metal Mushroom: Only useful for one type of off-road, so if you aren't playing Koopa Beach, it's useless.
Wing Cap: Fantastic concept! Only problem is how MKPC could find a way to determine where custom characters' heads are...
Speed Ranch: Good
Also WDYM New Super Mario World 1
https://www.smbgames.be/new-super-mario-world-1.php
Get to world 2
While it would be extreme to say Nintendo plagiarized this ROM hack, they can't really claim originality.
On 2025-08-14 at 22:01:06
Another 4 more ideas: The Bubble Flower!(from smbwonderNew Super Mario World 1: The Twelve Magic Orbs)
It traps you in a bubble which floats up in the air, so you cannot see where you are going. You can fly over the entire map with no collision though, so If you know where you're going, This is a great skip.
Metal Mushroom!(from mp6 and mp7)
Makes the user heavy metal, disabling them from jumping. However, it allows them to walk on water freely!
Wing Cap!(from SM64)
The Wing Cap makes small wings appear on the User's head, and makes them teleport to a random spot, like a lakitu does when you go off the track/off road. Hope you don't get dropped in water or a wall! However, You may be lucky if you Get dropped off in front of the 1st player.
Speedy Ranch! (an original item)
It is like the star, but faster! Upon using it, the Player Immediately Gains an infinite boost of speed for 20 seconds! however, The steering gets changed to random, So be on the lookout for that!
I hope that wasn't long
It traps you in a bubble which floats up in the air, so you cannot see where you are going. You can fly over the entire map with no collision though, so If you know where you're going, This is a great skip.
Metal Mushroom!(from mp6 and mp7)
Makes the user heavy metal, disabling them from jumping. However, it allows them to walk on water freely!
Wing Cap!(from SM64)
The Wing Cap makes small wings appear on the User's head, and makes them teleport to a random spot, like a lakitu does when you go off the track/off road. Hope you don't get dropped in water or a wall! However, You may be lucky if you Get dropped off in front of the 1st player.
Speedy Ranch! (an original item)
It is like the star, but faster! Upon using it, the Player Immediately Gains an infinite boost of speed for 20 seconds! however, The steering gets changed to random, So be on the lookout for that!
I hope that wasn't long
Bubble Flower: Only problem is that you still have to pass checkpoints... great for corner cuts, though
Metal Mushroom: Only useful for one type of off-road, so if you aren't playing Koopa Beach, it's useless.
Wing Cap: Fantastic concept! Only problem is how MKPC could find a way to determine where custom characters' heads are...
Speed Ranch: Good
On 2025-08-02 at 04:56:08
Dash Food from Mario Kart World.
Changes your character to any one of the characters in the character editor
Changes your character to any one of the characters in the character editor
1On 2025-05-25 at 03:02:20
Triple Item: Whatever the next item you get is, there'll be three of them! For example, get the triple item and than a bob-omb, and now you'll have the beautiful sight of having three bob-ombs orbiting you kart! (Can't wait until someone gets it with blue shells...)
On 2025-05-18 at 23:29:07
Black Shell: Homes on everyone in front of you, systematically hitting all of them, and exploding when it hits first. To make it worse, after you get hit, your screen is covered in ink like a blooper. If you throw it in first place, then it will keep hitting people until you drop out of first. There is no way to destroy this item, except for when it hits first and explodes.
There's only one downside for the person who throws it: For each player it hits, you lose five VR if you don't finish in first place. Luckily, if you do finish in first, then you get five VR for each person you hit.
There's only one downside for the person who throws it: For each player it hits, you lose five VR if you don't finish in first place. Luckily, if you do finish in first, then you get five VR for each person you hit.
(DISCONTINUED) The Silly Adventures [fanfic]
On 2025-08-12 at 02:06:16
...
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
...
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
...
3On 2025-08-07 at 01:40:20
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist My bad
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Hey just asking but can you submit Stella too? Make sure to add all the details I may or may not need.
Here's another submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Stella
Weapons: Star Blade (I think that's what I called it), Star Bow
Elemental Ally: Lightning
Items: 1-UP Mushroom x3
Desc.: Stella had a good relationship with the rest of the party, and is an average fighter. She prefers using a bow or magic. Her best friend is Abby. Like the other survivors of the shipwreck, she can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Fuchsia (I would do Yellow but it's too hard to see)
I'll add the rest of the gang if you need them.
1On 2025-08-05 at 01:11:06
...Nommanic: I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe......
Agreed.
@NotNashatra, I think you almost died again
On 2025-07-29 at 02:20:30
S2E2
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: GamerGuy
2nd: Opulent
3rd: Kevin
4th: Blue
5th: Red
6th: Mercelo
7th: T
8th: Phanto
B final:
9th: GamerGirl
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
WAIT.
GamerGuy is definitely violating Safe Sport Guidelines...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: Opulent
2nd: Kevin
3rd: Blue
4th: Red
5th: Marcelo
6th: T
7th: Phanto
8th: GamerGirl
--------------------------------------
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
--: GamerGuy (DQ)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
Look at how well you do when you follow the rules!
Super swimmer… you shouldnt have said that… Dark gamers gonna demolish kevin and also hes not gonna care…
(Ocm plz have something like this happen 🙏)
Bruh that's why he got DQ'd - Safe Sport violations
On 2025-07-28 at 14:44:33
S2E2
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
...
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: GamerGuy
2nd: Opulent
3rd: Kevin
4th: Blue
5th: Red
6th: Mercelo
7th: T
8th: Phanto
B final:
9th: GamerGirl
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
WAIT.
GamerGuy is definitely violating Safe Sport Guidelines...
Event Results
50 FR LCM
A final:
50 FR LCM
A final:
1st: Opulent
2nd: Kevin
3rd: Blue
4th: Red
5th: Marcelo
6th: T
7th: Phanto
8th: GamerGirl
--------------------------------------
--: Refrige (DNF)
--: Jay (DQ)
--: Nashatra (NS)
--: GamerGuy (DQ)
Read at 7:44
You have thirty minutes to scratch
You have thirty minutes to scratch
Look at how well you do when you follow the rules!
On 2025-07-06 at 03:47:08
...(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)...
Beautiful bow + explosives combo
On 2025-06-25 at 23:15:43
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist My bad
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
rating circuits from 1-1000
On 2025-07-01 at 00:33:16
[Fanfic] - The Dark Ages of MKPC [MATURE CONTENT - NO NSFW, NO GORE]
On 2025-08-26 at 18:03:15
Not gonna lie, this is one of the better fanfics in Mario Kart PC.
You're a naturally good writer!
You're a naturally good writer!
2On 2025-08-01 at 16:06:19
Name: MrSwimmerExpert*
Colour: Red
Personality: Boisterous, friendly, kinda chill; just watch out, that's all gone if someone criticizes his sport
*yes, one of my lessons kids actually calls me that
Colour: Red
Personality: Boisterous, friendly, kinda chill; just watch out, that's all gone if someone criticizes his sport
*yes, one of my lessons kids actually calls me that
1
1How did you your username?
On 2025-12-20 at 19:17:38
I'm a swimmer
★ CTGP-PC Deluxe Submissions (v2) ★
On 2025-04-18 at 03:53:10
I've got a course!
Stellar Garden:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=177976&collab=pQRM4VnLJoEGvO3KgWLuU1rE
And a character!
Golden Yoshi:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=41796&collab=Rn7fJcvjPosiWLuepYKSKv8K
PS: @ShortBugYT, you can use Golden Yoshi for Yoshi Kart PC.
Stellar Garden:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=177976&collab=pQRM4VnLJoEGvO3KgWLuU1rE
And a character!
Golden Yoshi:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/editPerso.php?id=41796&collab=Rn7fJcvjPosiWLuepYKSKv8K
PS: @ShortBugYT, you can use Golden Yoshi for Yoshi Kart PC.
[Fanfic] Mario Kart Adventures
On 2026-01-07 at 18:39:14
😀Name: Groinky
🏎️Kart: DD Bullet Blaster
🪂Glider: MK8Dx Standard Glider (with the words "Fame, Fortune, and Glory" written across the back)
👫Gender: Male
🐌Race: Gatling Groink, Megaplod Calibersi
〽️Stats: Stats: Speed: 7/10, Accel: 3/10, Weight: 6/10, Handling: 6/10
🔐Hidden Stats: Glider Speed: 3/10, Water Speed: 2/10, Anti-Grav. Speed: 5/10, Recovery Time: 2.8 sec.
🗂️Personality: Groinky has an explosive personality, is incredibly social, but is sometimes slow to pick up on things. He is gifted with a talent for being able to precisely aim and snipe people with his explosive mortars.
🏁Team: Unattached (Neutral)
If that isn't possible: The POW
🏎️Kart: DD Bullet Blaster
🪂Glider: MK8Dx Standard Glider (with the words "Fame, Fortune, and Glory" written across the back)
👫Gender: Male
🐌Race: Gatling Groink, Megaplod Calibersi
〽️Stats: Stats: Speed: 7/10, Accel: 3/10, Weight: 6/10, Handling: 6/10
🔐Hidden Stats: Glider Speed: 3/10, Water Speed: 2/10, Anti-Grav. Speed: 5/10, Recovery Time: 2.8 sec.
🗂️Personality: Groinky has an explosive personality, is incredibly social, but is sometimes slow to pick up on things. He is gifted with a talent for being able to precisely aim and snipe people with his explosive mortars.
🏁Team: Unattached (Neutral)
If that isn't possible: The POW