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Chucks being banned
Edit: it's not funny

Cheep Cheep Island

Riverside Park

Earth: 03101985: Sarrasaland: Flower City: Moonview Highway.
People were racing down the highway that they thought had a view of the moon, but that was no moon. It was a Fully Oporational Death Star
Luigi: Mario? does that moon look alot greyer than usual?
Mario: Not to me!
Meanwhile: on the Death Star
Tarkin: You may fire when ready
And the troopers prepared to fire when they saw a flying hunk of junk.
Back on Earth:
Peach: Why is there a green light on the moon?
Toadsworth Jr.: Yeah! Wire-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The "Hunk Of Junk" had picked up Mario Luigi Peach Toadsworth Jr. and Toadette and flew up infrount of the Death Star with 8 ships called "X Wings"
Han Solo: Okay prepare to shoot torpeedos, directly at the lazer pannel! 3, 2, 1, NOW!
And just before the Death Star's lazer fired it was hit by 9 Proton Torpedoes, destoring the lazer.
Then all the ships flew back to a new planet.
Yavin 4.
The hunk of junk called "The Millennium Falcon" landed on this planet, and then the pilot and co-pilot came out. The pilot was a human called Han Solo, and the other some wired creature called Chewbacca. They walked up to a Woman called Leia Organa.
Princess Leia: How did the mission go?
Han Solo: Destroyed the lazer
Prinsess Leia: That should slow the Empire down a bit. And I think you piked some people up
Han Solo: Oh yeah, Chewie! open the door!
The door opened and a ton of people came out. Here's the list!
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Toadsworth Jr.
Toadette
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy Rose
E-102
Thomas
Percy
James
Duck
Rosie
Cuphead
Mugman
Elder Kettle

James: What is this! Is there a scratch on my paint?
Mugman: Who are you people!?
Princess Leia: So *Proseeds to explain abou the Rebel Alliance and thet they need mor people to join it* understand? - Good!
Duck: But I don't-
Princess Leia: Okay so we need to go on a mission either go back to destroy the rest of the Death Star or go gather more matiriels.

X= Attack the Death Star
OK= Gather Matirieals
You react with X or OK depending what you want to happen!

1: DD
2: Wii
3: SC
4: 7
5: SMK (DKJ)
6: 64
7: TOUR
8: 8/ 8DX
9: SMK (M)
10: SMK (Y)
11: SMK (L)
12: SMK (T)
13: SMK (P)
14: SMK (B)
15: SMK (K)

I hate SRB2 because of the slippery controls

Name: 5072
Colour: Blue Sky
Lifeform: Blue-Shell Koopa
Side: Peaceful Bob-Ombs
Personality: Can't handle anything

Giant gold mines in clouds

To make it fair

Pla da gem

I joined in June

IDK you but WELCOME BACK PAL

Opinion respected

SA1 or 2 or mabey Sonic Mania

1: Coconut Mall is overrated
2: I like the Koopalings (But Larry)
3: Bikes are overrated
4: Dragon Driftway, Exists

Because it was or similar to my Among Us username, I was told to make it not something obvious that's it's ********** who's playing the game. Why I brought it back to MKPC idk but it's my username now and probably forever.

Episode 2: Flee the City

We pick up at the Koopa Dock where Shane gets his boat out, ready to escape.

Shane: Glad to get this out again.
Bary: HEY! SHANE!
Shane: Oh hey Bary! I thought you'd might show up. Now quickly, we need to get outta here!
Gary: HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!
Shane: Gary! Mortimer! In! Now!
Koopa Police-Man: Stop Criminal!
Mortimer: No thank you!

Gary and Mortimer jumped into Shane's boat and Shane started rowing faster than he had ever rowed before! and they were off! They did not know if they were going to see Koopa Kingdom City again.


Mortimer: So, where to?
Shane:I was thinking... And here me out... The Mushroom Kingdom?
Everyone: *gasp*
Bary: How dare you!
Shane: Do you know any other kingdoms?
Bary: Weeeeeell..... Fine
Shane: Good so we'll have to tak-
Gary: WATERFALL!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


Gary: I hate this!
Shane: My boat! It's destroyed!
???: Are you alright?
Mortimer: Oh yes! We're perfect! Who are you?
CH: My name is CH, Ch the Yoshi, who are you?
Mortimer: My name is Mortimer these are my friends Gary, Shane and Bary. Nice to meet you.
CH: Come inside.

CH's house looked more like an old Farm House, It had a single table with a computer on it, It also had a bed in the far right corner.

CH: So, that was a nasty fall there, why were you on a boat?
Gary: Well... Um.... Well you see..... The Koopa King...... We made a bet against him... And now the Police are after us
Shane: Rightfully so! You did a crime!
CH: I don't like the Koopa King, he kidnapped the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shane: Yes but the laws the law!

This episode is incomplete I will finish it later

Episode 1: Gary's Big Mistake


It was the finale of the 2022 Mario Kart Grand Prix, and Mario and Bowser were tied in points. The last race was taking place in the stadium in "Koopa Kingdom City", where everyone who lived in the city was watching, in person or on tv. Our story starts with a dumb gambler called Gary, and his friend Mortimer.

Gary: 146 coins for if Bowser comes second, deal!?
Mortimer: You're on!
The race started and the two started watching carefully.
Lap 1, Koopa took the lead and got a banana from the first set of items he puts it down though instead of keeping it behind him and gets hit by a red shell from Mario, Mario takes the lead with Koopa in second, Mario gets a shell and puts it behind him. Lap 2, Bowser hits Koopa with a Bob-omb and takes second place Mario is still in the lead though, Luigi hits an item box and, uh-oh! he gets lightning and he uses it! Final lap, Bowser uses a Mushroom and takes a shortcut and passes Mario! But Yoshi has a Blue Shell! He uses it! Bowser gets hit! Mario takes the lead again! Koopa takes second putting Bowser in third. Bowser gets a Red Shell and takes second place from Koopa, Mario's near the end! Mario wins! Bowser second! Koopa third!

Gary: Ha Ha! Pay up Mortimer! Bowser came second! I won the bet!
Bowser: WHAT!?
Gary: Uh-oh!
Bowser: If I heared that right, you fools betted against me! And you must know, around these parts, it's TREASON!
Mortimer: Ah [CENCORED], time to run!
Bowser: POLICE! TRASON!

And then about 20 Koopa Police-Men ran to Gary and Mortimer's row.

Gary: RUN!!!!!

They were chased all around the city, Trying to escape.

Shane was watching tv in his home as his wife, Sally, was cooking dinner, when.

KBI OPEN UP!

Shane's house was raided, Shane did not know what was going on.

Shane: What is going on!?
Koopa Police Man: You are an accomplice to Gary Goomba, and Mortimer Mole.
Shane: Oh yeah, anyone who is on letter terms with a criminal is considered an accomplice here, *sigh* I hate our backwards la- AAAAHHH!

A police-man nearly shot Shane

Sally: Shane what's going on!
Shane: Sally! We need to get out of the country! Gary and Mortimer, did something illegal! I don't know what but we need to go!

But the Police-Men grabed Sally and took her out of the house!

Sally: SHANE!!! HELP!!!

But it was too late, Sally was taken away in a police-van, and then some Police-Men came downstairs with Shane's son, Simon. They also took him to the police-van. Shane was helpless, when he got an idea. He grabbed the arms of two Police-Men, pretending to accept defeat, then he ducked down and ran for it, he jumped out of the window and into the dark street below, he then ran to Koopa Dock, where Shane owned a private wooden boat.

Bary was also watching tv when his house was also raided by the KBI.

Bary: Oh you wanna fight? Well, no thank you!

He phased through the wall of his house and went to Koopa-Dock because he knew that Shane had a private boat there, and he knew that the KBI was after him, then Shane was also being hunted down.

To be continued...

Meet the characters


Gary Goomba:
Age: 34
Species: Goomba
Likes: Risks
Hates: Easy Mode


Mortimer Mole:
Age: 33
Species: Monty Mole
Likes: Drills
Hates: Helicopters


Shane Grasey:
Age: 35
Species: Shy Guy
Likes: Logic Puzzles
Hates: Guessing


Bary Boo:
Age: 36: When he died, 129: Now
Species: Magikoopa: Before he died, Boo: Now
Likes: Spooking
Hates: Nerds (But Shane)


Others:

CH The Yoshi:
Age: ?
Species: Yoshi
Likes: MKPC
Hates: Reading 845
(Based on @Stupid-Steak-72)


Princess Peach Toadstool:
Age: ??
Species: Human
Likes: Baking Cakes
Hates: Getting Kidnaped


King Bowser Koopa The II:
Age: 65
Species: Koopa
Likes: Peach
Hates: Mario


Koopa The Quick:
Age: 48
Species: Koopa
Likes: Racing
Hates: Being Accused of cheating
Went missing on: 23 June 1996


Marty The Thwomp:
Age: 58
Species: Thwomp
Likes: Grass
Hates: Pain
Arrested: 1 November 1996
Prison Code: 1N96-THMP


Waluigi:
Age: ??
Species: Human
Likes: Dancing
Hates: Smash Bros


King Severus Gladius Boo:
Age: 78: When he died, 245: Now
Species: Koopa: Before he died, Boo: Now
Likes: XXX Drink
Hates: Luigi


Sally and Simon Grasey:
Age: Sally: 35, Simon: 1
Species: Both: Shy Guys
Likes: Sally: Koopa Beach, Simon: His Mother and Father
Hates: Sally: Mushrooms, Simon: Getting Hurt

Enjoy!