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1: Coconut Mall is overrated
2: I like the Koopalings (But Larry)
3: Bikes are overrated
4: Dragon Driftway, Exists

Because it was or similar to my Among Us username, I was told to make it not something obvious that's it's ********** who's playing the game. Why I brought it back to MKPC idk but it's my username now and probably forever.

Episode 2: Flee the City

We pick up at the Koopa Dock where Shane gets his boat out, ready to escape.

Shane: Glad to get this out again.
Bary: HEY! SHANE!
Shane: Oh hey Bary! I thought you'd might show up. Now quickly, we need to get outta here!
Gary: HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!
Shane: Gary! Mortimer! In! Now!
Koopa Police-Man: Stop Criminal!
Mortimer: No thank you!

Gary and Mortimer jumped into Shane's boat and Shane started rowing faster than he had ever rowed before! and they were off! They did not know if they were going to see Koopa Kingdom City again.


Mortimer: So, where to?
Shane:I was thinking... And here me out... The Mushroom Kingdom?
Everyone: *gasp*
Bary: How dare you!
Shane: Do you know any other kingdoms?
Bary: Weeeeeell..... Fine
Shane: Good so we'll have to tak-
Gary: WATERFALL!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


Gary: I hate this!
Shane: My boat! It's destroyed!
???: Are you alright?
Mortimer: Oh yes! We're perfect! Who are you?
CH: My name is CH, Ch the Yoshi, who are you?
Mortimer: My name is Mortimer these are my friends Gary, Shane and Bary. Nice to meet you.
CH: Come inside.

CH's house looked more like an old Farm House, It had a single table with a computer on it, It also had a bed in the far right corner.

CH: So, that was a nasty fall there, why were you on a boat?
Gary: Well... Um.... Well you see..... The Koopa King...... We made a bet against him... And now the Police are after us
Shane: Rightfully so! You did a crime!
CH: I don't like the Koopa King, he kidnapped the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Shane: Yes but the laws the law!

This episode is incomplete I will finish it later

Episode 1: Gary's Big Mistake


It was the finale of the 2022 Mario Kart Grand Prix, and Mario and Bowser were tied in points. The last race was taking place in the stadium in "Koopa Kingdom City", where everyone who lived in the city was watching, in person or on tv. Our story starts with a dumb gambler called Gary, and his friend Mortimer.

Gary: 146 coins for if Bowser comes second, deal!?
Mortimer: You're on!
The race started and the two started watching carefully.
Lap 1, Koopa took the lead and got a banana from the first set of items he puts it down though instead of keeping it behind him and gets hit by a red shell from Mario, Mario takes the lead with Koopa in second, Mario gets a shell and puts it behind him. Lap 2, Bowser hits Koopa with a Bob-omb and takes second place Mario is still in the lead though, Luigi hits an item box and, uh-oh! he gets lightning and he uses it! Final lap, Bowser uses a Mushroom and takes a shortcut and passes Mario! But Yoshi has a Blue Shell! He uses it! Bowser gets hit! Mario takes the lead again! Koopa takes second putting Bowser in third. Bowser gets a Red Shell and takes second place from Koopa, Mario's near the end! Mario wins! Bowser second! Koopa third!

Gary: Ha Ha! Pay up Mortimer! Bowser came second! I won the bet!
Bowser: WHAT!?
Gary: Uh-oh!
Bowser: If I heared that right, you fools betted against me! And you must know, around these parts, it's TREASON!
Mortimer: Ah [CENCORED], time to run!
Bowser: POLICE! TRASON!

And then about 20 Koopa Police-Men ran to Gary and Mortimer's row.

Gary: RUN!!!!!

They were chased all around the city, Trying to escape.

Shane was watching tv in his home as his wife, Sally, was cooking dinner, when.

KBI OPEN UP!

Shane's house was raided, Shane did not know what was going on.

Shane: What is going on!?
Koopa Police Man: You are an accomplice to Gary Goomba, and Mortimer Mole.
Shane: Oh yeah, anyone who is on letter terms with a criminal is considered an accomplice here, *sigh* I hate our backwards la- AAAAHHH!

A police-man nearly shot Shane

Sally: Shane what's going on!
Shane: Sally! We need to get out of the country! Gary and Mortimer, did something illegal! I don't know what but we need to go!

But the Police-Men grabed Sally and took her out of the house!

Sally: SHANE!!! HELP!!!

But it was too late, Sally was taken away in a police-van, and then some Police-Men came downstairs with Shane's son, Simon. They also took him to the police-van. Shane was helpless, when he got an idea. He grabbed the arms of two Police-Men, pretending to accept defeat, then he ducked down and ran for it, he jumped out of the window and into the dark street below, he then ran to Koopa Dock, where Shane owned a private wooden boat.

Bary was also watching tv when his house was also raided by the KBI.

Bary: Oh you wanna fight? Well, no thank you!

He phased through the wall of his house and went to Koopa-Dock because he knew that Shane had a private boat there, and he knew that the KBI was after him, then Shane was also being hunted down.

To be continued...

Meet the characters


Gary Goomba:
Age: 34
Species: Goomba
Likes: Risks
Hates: Easy Mode


Mortimer Mole:
Age: 33
Species: Monty Mole
Likes: Drills
Hates: Helicopters


Shane Grasey:
Age: 35
Species: Shy Guy
Likes: Logic Puzzles
Hates: Guessing


Bary Boo:
Age: 36: When he died, 129: Now
Species: Magikoopa: Before he died, Boo: Now
Likes: Spooking
Hates: Nerds (But Shane)


Others:

CH The Yoshi:
Age: ?
Species: Yoshi
Likes: MKPC
Hates: Reading 845
(Based on @Stupid-Steak-72)


Princess Peach Toadstool:
Age: ??
Species: Human
Likes: Baking Cakes
Hates: Getting Kidnaped


King Bowser Koopa The II:
Age: 65
Species: Koopa
Likes: Peach
Hates: Mario


Koopa The Quick:
Age: 48
Species: Koopa
Likes: Racing
Hates: Being Accused of cheating
Went missing on: 23 June 1996


Marty The Thwomp:
Age: 58
Species: Thwomp
Likes: Grass
Hates: Pain
Arrested: 1 November 1996
Prison Code: 1N96-THMP


Waluigi:
Age: ??
Species: Human
Likes: Dancing
Hates: Smash Bros


King Severus Gladius Boo:
Age: 78: When he died, 245: Now
Species: Koopa: Before he died, Boo: Now
Likes: XXX Drink
Hates: Luigi


Sally and Simon Grasey:
Age: Sally: 35, Simon: 1
Species: Both: Shy Guys
Likes: Sally: Koopa Beach, Simon: His Mother and Father
Hates: Sally: Mushrooms, Simon: Getting Hurt

Enjoy!

This game

Was it a mistake putting my track in the honorable mentions? in fact on the list at all?

That kinda hurt IMO

Huh Neat
I did not think that track was that good (In fact it was rushed)
Edit: my track did not deserve it because there are so many other great ones

I have made new rules for the topic:

1: You can't just post that you have no problem with the track because that's not the point of the topic.
2: We are talking about the DS and PC versions of the track not 7 or BCP.
3: Saying it's overrated isn't a problem with the track, it's a problem with the community.

Thank you

I came up with an idea to make a track that's a better Waluigi Pinball.
So I need to know what's wrong with the track to fix those problems, duh.
So what do you dislike about Waluigi Pinball!

No it's 2023 B.C.

Get Sleep

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Episode 1:

We start our tale in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario: C’mon Luigi! Yes, the princess invited you this time!
Luigi: Good!
Mario: Don’t be a grouch, Luigi.
Luigi: Look Mario! A Pipe!
Mario: A Pipe! Where to?
Luigi: I Don’t know
Mario: Well, let’s jump in!
Luigi: Mario. I’m not to Shure!
Mario did not listen to his brother and jumped in anyway, when something strange happened. Luigi was being sucked in too and so were some of the Toads and everyone else!
Luigi: MARIO!



Mario landed on a wired black ground.
Mario: Underground world?
But it wasn’t!
???: Well, hello there!
Mario: Who are you?!
???: Well, let’s put this into song shall we! I’m Mr. King Dice. I’m the gamest in the land! I never play nice. I’m the……... Never mind!
Mario: Well, Mr. King Dice! Where am I?
King Dice: Welcome to Inkwell Heck! Why not hop by the casino and try your luck!
Mario: HECK!? A CASINO!? I HATE CASINOS!!!
King Dice: Come on! It’ll be fun!
Mario: No! I’m gonna get outa here!
King Dice: Good Lu- and you found the door.

Now Mario has entered Inkwell Isle 3

Mario: What is this place?
???: Ludwig! How many times do I have to tell you! More! is More!
Ludwig: I disagree strongly!
Mario: Who are you?
Ludwig: I’m glad you asked! I’m Ludwig the Nineteenth! And this deer fellow is Wolfgang, and he has awful views on music!
Wolfgang: Come on Ludwig! You can’t make a good tune with just piano! You need drums, guitars, trumpets!
Ludwig: Wolfgang, you know I’m right!
Wolfgang: *sigh* You will never learn
Ludwig: Here deer fellow, listen to my masterpiece!
Wolfgang: You think that’s a masterpiece. Ha! I can make one better; in fact, I have!
Mario: I agree with Wolfgang, you do need more than one instrument
Ludwig: No one can appreciate art!
???: Wait! Ludwig’s alive!?
????: I can’t believe it!
Ludwig: Oh, Cuphead… Mugman… yes hello, he he? So.. nise t-to-to see you a-a-a-a-again, goodbye now!
Mario: That was weird, who are you two
????: Well, I’m Cuphead and my pal Mugman. We liked to roll the dice. By chance we came upon Devil’s game and gosh we paid the price. We had fought for out lives in a mission filled with dread. But we burned contracts and went back, aaaaaaand! We had a happy end!
Mario: The Devil isn’t real!
Mugman: Considering how long he has been gone you’d think that
Mario: So, you’re cups with bodies?
Cuphead: Yup!
Mario: I hope you don’t mind but I need to take a pipe home
Mugman: What?
Cuphead: Oh! I read about warp pipes! I have a book about them back at the cottage! I can take you there! But It’s a long walk. All the way back at Isle 1!
Mario: Well, it’ll be worth it if I can get back home
Cuphead: Okay! Let’s go!

Blooper is only useful online

My Opinions:
10: Triple Green
9: Red
8: Triple Mushroom
7: Golden Mushroom
6: Blue
5: Poison Mushroom
4: Star
3: Mega Mushroom
2: Triple Banana
1: Bullet William