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5645 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-04-13 at 08:29:18
Chapter 9: Going to Space
Ssg: Well, now that’s over. Where do we go now?
Popplio: The aliens are gonna come after us every time. They know where we’re going.
Noob: Then let’s hear where they’re going. I can hear them talking. Let’s eavesdrop.
Kirbo: Bitch we’re gonna get caught.
Noob: Just speak in a soft tone.
Dark: Bro, can y’all shut the fuck up? I thought this was listening to the aliens not listening to idiots.
Lemon: I can hear something.
IlluZhion: Of course, you can listen to anything, cutie.
Osc: That was cringiest thing I’ve ever. Cringe as fuck.
IlluZhion: Can we just listen?
Osc: Ok, whatever simp.
In the lair…
Alien Leader: Adviser, why the fuck are you awake at 3am? You realize that monsters are gonna get us right?
Adviser: You superstitious alien motherfucker, those guys escaped. Do you even have any braincells?
Alien Leader: Ok first off, if I was the alien leader, I would have a lot of braincells. Second off, what the fuck are we gonna do?!
Adviser: Well, we got no choice but to fly back to our planet.
Alien Leader: Why can’t we just fight them?
Adviser: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU BRAINLESS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY’RE LITERALLY GONNA DECIMATE OUR FORCES NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE SEND. ARE YOU STUPID???
Alien Leader: Woah, don’t need to be mad. But good idea, let’s grab our supplies and head back to our planet, Planet P3n1s.
Back outside…
Fiery: Alright let’s go to space guys.
Dietsoda: You mushroom-headed mayfly, we need a rocket ship. How will we get one, mayflies?
Max: I don’t know. I could’ve bought one but 6 months ago, I spent all my money to get my fur done.
Lely: Now it’s all soft and fluffy.
Kirbo: Wasteful bitches
Lely: Max and I aren’t wasteful!
Kirbo: Shut up, asshole.
Max: You. Will. Regret. Calling. Lely. An. Asshole. Get. Ready. To. Get. Banned. From. This. Universe. Like. In. MKPC.
Kirbo: Fine, you win.
Ssg: Jesus Christ, this is going horribly.
Toad: I don’t even know what’s happening.
Nudge: Me neither, but I just wanna shoot my minigun at Lely, Max, and Kirbo so they can shut up.
StarSplizz: While they argue, I’ll just sleep.
Osc: Lazy idiot.
K: Hey guys, look! Green blobs going to the rocket ship.
Fiery: Oh look it’s the aliens. Meh. WAIT WHAT?!
TheOuchy1: I think I can hear them.
Adviser: What do we do with the other rocket ship?
Alien Leader: Leave it. Those guys are probably gone that they think we’re still here if they come back here. Anyways, GET YOUR ASS IN THE GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP OR ELSE YOU’LL GET AN ASS WHOOPING.
As soon as the adviser and the leader went in, the ship started up and set off for space.
ER Mac: Well, let’s get in. But wait, who’ll drive?
Lemon: IlluZhion, obviously.
IlluZhion: Hehe, thanks nya~
Osc: I’m cringing even more now.
Everyone else except Lemon and IlluZhion: Same here
IlluZhion: Y’all are just cringing cause you guys got no bitches.
Lely: Max exists and I like him.
Kirbo: Can we leave IlluZhion here?.
IlluZhion: Hey! Just because I say my own opinions doesn't mean you have to criticize me.
Dark: ISTG I’m gonna die from IlluZhion’s cringy shit.
IlluZhion: Sorry Dark-san~
Dark: Help. Me. Pls.
Nudge: Someone duct tape Lemon and IlluZhion’s mouths?
Lely: Can we be civilized for one second?
Ssg: Nope.
Max: Let’s just go to the spaceship guys.
As they entered the spaceship…
Osc: Hell yeah, this gonna be fun.
Nudge: Let’s throw Osc around everyone once we’re in space.
Osc: Hell yeah boi.
Fiery: Who’s gonna drive the ship?
Dark: I’m pretty sure there’s autopilot and we just have to set our location. I’ll go check brb.
Lely: I don’t feel good about flying in a rocket ship.
Kid: Chicken
Max: Come here you little poorly drawn Kirby.
Lely: Max, it’s okay. Chill out.
Max: But Kid just calle-
Nudge: Overprotective much.
Noob: Agreed. Max is overprotective much.
Max: No I’m not!
Dark: Hey guys I’m back, and I found a radio that maybe I can use to play K-pop. I’ll go to a private room since y’all hate K-pop. Oh and FYI, autopilot does not exist in this ship. Anyways bye.
Lely: Wait for me!
Max: Wait Le-
Fiery: Yup Max is overprotective
Max: Wtf, I didn’t even finish my sentence.
TheOuchy1: Can we stop arguing and figure out who’s gonna operate the ship?
Kirbo: Can you stop talking and let us finish this chaos?
Ssg: Jeez, I’ll just operate it.
Ssg walks away while those guys are still having a chaos moment to the cockpit. He reaches the cockpit and understands quickly how to operate the rocket ship. He grabs the radio that announces announcements to the rest of the people in the ship.
Ssg: Are you guys ready?
Noob: Don’t scare me like that💀. And yeah!
In just a few seconds, the ship starts up and zooms up to the sky, on their way to Planet P3n1s. What will happen in the planet? Will they survive? Find out on Chapter 10(which is the last episode).
Ssg: Well, now that’s over. Where do we go now?
Popplio: The aliens are gonna come after us every time. They know where we’re going.
Noob: Then let’s hear where they’re going. I can hear them talking. Let’s eavesdrop.
Kirbo: Bitch we’re gonna get caught.
Noob: Just speak in a soft tone.
Dark: Bro, can y’all shut the fuck up? I thought this was listening to the aliens not listening to idiots.
Lemon: I can hear something.
IlluZhion: Of course, you can listen to anything, cutie.
Osc: That was cringiest thing I’ve ever. Cringe as fuck.
IlluZhion: Can we just listen?
Osc: Ok, whatever simp.
In the lair…
Alien Leader: Adviser, why the fuck are you awake at 3am? You realize that monsters are gonna get us right?
Adviser: You superstitious alien motherfucker, those guys escaped. Do you even have any braincells?
Alien Leader: Ok first off, if I was the alien leader, I would have a lot of braincells. Second off, what the fuck are we gonna do?!
Adviser: Well, we got no choice but to fly back to our planet.
Alien Leader: Why can’t we just fight them?
Adviser: OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU BRAINLESS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY’RE LITERALLY GONNA DECIMATE OUR FORCES NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE SEND. ARE YOU STUPID???
Alien Leader: Woah, don’t need to be mad. But good idea, let’s grab our supplies and head back to our planet, Planet P3n1s.
Back outside…
Fiery: Alright let’s go to space guys.
Dietsoda: You mushroom-headed mayfly, we need a rocket ship. How will we get one, mayflies?
Max: I don’t know. I could’ve bought one but 6 months ago, I spent all my money to get my fur done.
Lely: Now it’s all soft and fluffy.
Kirbo: Wasteful bitches
Lely: Max and I aren’t wasteful!
Kirbo: Shut up, asshole.
Max: You. Will. Regret. Calling. Lely. An. Asshole. Get. Ready. To. Get. Banned. From. This. Universe. Like. In. MKPC.
Kirbo: Fine, you win.
Ssg: Jesus Christ, this is going horribly.
Toad: I don’t even know what’s happening.
Nudge: Me neither, but I just wanna shoot my minigun at Lely, Max, and Kirbo so they can shut up.
StarSplizz: While they argue, I’ll just sleep.
Osc: Lazy idiot.
K: Hey guys, look! Green blobs going to the rocket ship.
Fiery: Oh look it’s the aliens. Meh. WAIT WHAT?!
TheOuchy1: I think I can hear them.
Adviser: What do we do with the other rocket ship?
Alien Leader: Leave it. Those guys are probably gone that they think we’re still here if they come back here. Anyways, GET YOUR ASS IN THE GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP OR ELSE YOU’LL GET AN ASS WHOOPING.
As soon as the adviser and the leader went in, the ship started up and set off for space.
ER Mac: Well, let’s get in. But wait, who’ll drive?
Lemon: IlluZhion, obviously.
IlluZhion: Hehe, thanks nya~
Osc: I’m cringing even more now.
Everyone else except Lemon and IlluZhion: Same here
IlluZhion: Y’all are just cringing cause you guys got no bitches.
Lely: Max exists and I like him.
Kirbo: Can we leave IlluZhion here?.
IlluZhion: Hey! Just because I say my own opinions doesn't mean you have to criticize me.
Dark: ISTG I’m gonna die from IlluZhion’s cringy shit.
IlluZhion: Sorry Dark-san~
Dark: Help. Me. Pls.
Nudge: Someone duct tape Lemon and IlluZhion’s mouths?
Lely: Can we be civilized for one second?
Ssg: Nope.
Max: Let’s just go to the spaceship guys.
As they entered the spaceship…
Osc: Hell yeah, this gonna be fun.
Nudge: Let’s throw Osc around everyone once we’re in space.
Osc: Hell yeah boi.
Fiery: Who’s gonna drive the ship?
Dark: I’m pretty sure there’s autopilot and we just have to set our location. I’ll go check brb.
Lely: I don’t feel good about flying in a rocket ship.
Kid: Chicken
Max: Come here you little poorly drawn Kirby.
Lely: Max, it’s okay. Chill out.
Max: But Kid just calle-
Nudge: Overprotective much.
Noob: Agreed. Max is overprotective much.
Max: No I’m not!
Dark: Hey guys I’m back, and I found a radio that maybe I can use to play K-pop. I’ll go to a private room since y’all hate K-pop. Oh and FYI, autopilot does not exist in this ship. Anyways bye.
Lely: Wait for me!
Max: Wait Le-
Fiery: Yup Max is overprotective
Max: Wtf, I didn’t even finish my sentence.
TheOuchy1: Can we stop arguing and figure out who’s gonna operate the ship?
Kirbo: Can you stop talking and let us finish this chaos?
Ssg: Jeez, I’ll just operate it.
Ssg walks away while those guys are still having a chaos moment to the cockpit. He reaches the cockpit and understands quickly how to operate the rocket ship. He grabs the radio that announces announcements to the rest of the people in the ship.
Ssg: Are you guys ready?
Noob: Don’t scare me like that💀. And yeah!
In just a few seconds, the ship starts up and zooms up to the sky, on their way to Planet P3n1s. What will happen in the planet? Will they survive? Find out on Chapter 10(which is the last episode).
IlluZhion: Y’all are just cringing cause you guys got no bitches.
Um, actually, [SPOILERS FOR CANCELLED FANFIC]On 2023-01-16 at 18:14:30
tbh swears make fanfics better in some ways
i mean it would be useless for some topics
i mean it would be useless for some topics
I completely agree, swears add humanity and personnality to the characters
depends on who ur character is, i mean you're not going to make a 8 year old swear are you?
Nah i'm going to make sure every word they say in my fanfic is a swear word
make sure you include online players saying the n word in ur next fanfic
Some random dude un fanfic: Says N word:
TheOuchy1: THAT'S RACIST
2On 2022-12-24 at 10:32:58
This probably won't get noticed 
Name: TheOuchy1
Colour: Lizard Green (This, R167 B244 G50)
Species: Yoshi
Personality: An impatient gamer that has a habit to make bad puns all of the time.
Name: TheOuchy1
Colour: Lizard Green (This, R167 B244 G50)
Species: Yoshi
Personality: An impatient gamer that has a habit to make bad puns all of the time.
By the way, this isn't me, at least I don't think this is me, I'm just trying to make an amusing character.
On 2022-12-24 at 10:31:22
This probably won't get noticed
Name: TheOuchy1
Colour: Lizard Green (This, R167 B244 G50)
Species: Yoshi
Personality: An impatient gamer that has a habit to make bad puns all of the time.
Name: TheOuchy1
Colour: Lizard Green (This, R167 B244 G50)
Species: Yoshi
Personality: An impatient gamer that has a habit to make bad puns all of the time.
3[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos
On 2023-08-27 at 21:42:40
Disclaimer: IlluZhion will be the new writer since I won't have any more time bc for school. Please answer another strawpoll for the fate of the next episode: https://strawpoll.com/Qrgebko0LZp
On 2023-08-24 at 08:22:53
If you guys are really obsessed with finding the traitor, then want a clue?
Yes, but put it in a spoiler please, I'm happy with my theory and don't want to be led in the right or wrong direction.
On 2023-08-23 at 13:59:27
Me trying to figure out who the traitor is:
Seeing as the traitor didn't say mayfly I think it's not me for once and I'm not the villain, unlike Illuzhion would seem to suggest.
If we look through the entire series and see who says hehehe at any point it could be them?
I reread the entire fanfic - Both seasons - and found evidence that could point to one person's guilt - That is all I am going to say, so don't try to get anything else out of me
On 2023-08-23 at 13:53:03
Me trying to figure out who the traitor is:
2On 2023-08-23 at 12:39:24
Episode 5, Part 2: Revealed!
Master8: Where’s StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely?
Max: I don’t know, but in all cases, we must find them.
Kirbo: What about if I don’t give a fuck?
Max: You’re coming anyways.
Kid: But they could be anywhere. How can we find them?
Fiery: Don’t worry! I know what happened. For I am Fiery Holmes!
Nudge: I know you’re 2 but what the actual fuck was that?
Fiery: Shut up, anyways. There is a blood trail that leads to an open field with signs of grass crushed. To be exact, the grass were crushed in 3 lines, I assumed they were taken from an airplane!
ER Mac: The question is, where will they go?
Noob: I think the engineering room has some things we can find. Hehe
Osc: Dafaq did you do?
Noob: Fiery told me his theory about kidnapping by airplane. So I went to the engineering room and found the route of the airplane. It’s heading to Mount Saint Helens.
Popplio: I’m bad in geography. What’s Mount Saint Helens?
K: Volcano in Washington.
IlluZhion: But why would he take them to a volcano?
Dietsoda: Stupid mayfly! It’s obviously he’s going to sacrifice them.
SSG: We got to get there quickly before the sacrifice!
TheOuchy1: But how? We need a jet faster than the speed of light?
SSG: Well, we can try and raid the man’s garage?
Toad: Hell yea, I’ve always wanted to try stealing.
Fiery: You are mentally broken.
Osc: We*
Master8: Hey guys, I got this guard hostage.
Noob: Alright, guard, we just need to ask questions, don’t worry. So…WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARAGE OR ELSE I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Skeleton Guard: Please don’t hurt me…the garage is next to the engineering room. Just go further down the hall…
Noob: Okay, Popplio. Bubble blast this bitch.
Popplio: BUBBLE BLAST.
Skeleton Guard: FUCK YO-*dies*
Nudge: Alright, let’s go fuck someone’s day!
Sure enough, further down the hall was the garage. Inside it was a UFO and an airplane.
SSG: I know how to fly an airship but not an airplane…anyone know?
IlluZhion: I know I’m underaged but I have a pilot license.
Toad: How?
IlluZhion: Idk man, I just lied that I was 23 and took a whole test.
Kirbo: Damn this plane is so big.
Master8: I feel like a business man. Anyways let’s go!!!
The plane took off in a flash. In just 20 minutes, they were already in Washington in the ashy fields.
Kid: This place is so black.
SSG: Racist much?
Kirbo: That’s not how racism works bitch.
Max: I have a bad feeling…
Master8: What do you mean?
TheOuchy1: It’s probably nothing. Let’s just go.
Max: Yeah…
But in Max’s mind, the bad feeling stayed with him, like a parasite on an insect. Inside his mind, he was slowly thinking what was happening.
Max: I still have this feeling that one of my closest comrades are the betrayer. But, I trust them the most. Surely it can’t be them.
Fiery: Say something Max?
Max: Um no.
ER Mac: Guys! There’s an opening in the bottom of the volcano.
Nudge: No shit Sherlock, we’re not blind motherfucker.
Osc: Do we go in?
Max: I don’t think so. I have a feeling the betrayer is striking now. Let’s find another way in?
Kirbo: What about your bestie? Let him go die?
Max: No, but we still have to be safe.
Noob: Man shut up. Let’s just save them and get the fuck outta there.
Master8: Woah, woah, woah. What if Max is right?
K: We can fend for ourselves. It’s alright.
Popplio: Yea! Let’s barge in!
And so they did. They barged in like the FBI in a criminal’s house. There inside, they saw StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely, all being hung on by a breaking rope over a pool of hot lava. Suddenly…
StarSplizz: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
Max: What?
Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!
The betrayer will be revealed…on the next episode lol. Anyways, who was this betrayer? Will the gang survive? Find out on Episode 6…
Master8: Where’s StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely?
Max: I don’t know, but in all cases, we must find them.
Kirbo: What about if I don’t give a fuck?
Max: You’re coming anyways.
Kid: But they could be anywhere. How can we find them?
Fiery: Don’t worry! I know what happened. For I am Fiery Holmes!
Nudge: I know you’re 2 but what the actual fuck was that?
Fiery: Shut up, anyways. There is a blood trail that leads to an open field with signs of grass crushed. To be exact, the grass were crushed in 3 lines, I assumed they were taken from an airplane!
ER Mac: The question is, where will they go?
Noob: I think the engineering room has some things we can find. Hehe
Osc: Dafaq did you do?
Noob: Fiery told me his theory about kidnapping by airplane. So I went to the engineering room and found the route of the airplane. It’s heading to Mount Saint Helens.
Popplio: I’m bad in geography. What’s Mount Saint Helens?
K: Volcano in Washington.
IlluZhion: But why would he take them to a volcano?
Dietsoda: Stupid mayfly! It’s obviously he’s going to sacrifice them.
SSG: We got to get there quickly before the sacrifice!
TheOuchy1: But how? We need a jet faster than the speed of light?
SSG: Well, we can try and raid the man’s garage?
Toad: Hell yea, I’ve always wanted to try stealing.
Fiery: You are mentally broken.
Osc: We*
Master8: Hey guys, I got this guard hostage.
Noob: Alright, guard, we just need to ask questions, don’t worry. So…WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARAGE OR ELSE I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Skeleton Guard: Please don’t hurt me…the garage is next to the engineering room. Just go further down the hall…
Noob: Okay, Popplio. Bubble blast this bitch.
Popplio: BUBBLE BLAST.
Skeleton Guard: FUCK YO-*dies*
Nudge: Alright, let’s go fuck someone’s day!
Sure enough, further down the hall was the garage. Inside it was a UFO and an airplane.
SSG: I know how to fly an airship but not an airplane…anyone know?
IlluZhion: I know I’m underaged but I have a pilot license.
Toad: How?
IlluZhion: Idk man, I just lied that I was 23 and took a whole test.
Kirbo: Damn this plane is so big.
Master8: I feel like a business man. Anyways let’s go!!!
The plane took off in a flash. In just 20 minutes, they were already in Washington in the ashy fields.
Kid: This place is so black.
SSG: Racist much?
Kirbo: That’s not how racism works bitch.
Max: I have a bad feeling…
Master8: What do you mean?
TheOuchy1: It’s probably nothing. Let’s just go.
Max: Yeah…
But in Max’s mind, the bad feeling stayed with him, like a parasite on an insect. Inside his mind, he was slowly thinking what was happening.
Max: I still have this feeling that one of my closest comrades are the betrayer. But, I trust them the most. Surely it can’t be them.
Fiery: Say something Max?
Max: Um no.
ER Mac: Guys! There’s an opening in the bottom of the volcano.
Nudge: No shit Sherlock, we’re not blind motherfucker.
Osc: Do we go in?
Max: I don’t think so. I have a feeling the betrayer is striking now. Let’s find another way in?
Kirbo: What about your bestie? Let him go die?
Max: No, but we still have to be safe.
Noob: Man shut up. Let’s just save them and get the fuck outta there.
Master8: Woah, woah, woah. What if Max is right?
K: We can fend for ourselves. It’s alright.
Popplio: Yea! Let’s barge in!
And so they did. They barged in like the FBI in a criminal’s house. There inside, they saw StarSplizz, Dark, and Lely, all being hung on by a breaking rope over a pool of hot lava. Suddenly…
StarSplizz: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!
Max: What?
Betrayer: Hehehe. Goodbye!
The betrayer will be revealed…on the next episode lol. Anyways, who was this betrayer? Will the gang survive? Find out on Episode 6…
JOHNNY NO! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US!???
On 2023-07-23 at 21:44:25
TheOuchy1: Fr, there’s even a poster of Messi here.
Seriously, a sports pun?
If I was able to, I'd forget they existed.
On 2023-06-10 at 14:30:28
???: You’re gonna wager with our lives, hey how’d you know? Anyways, it’s blackjack. I assume you played it before. The rules are simple, if I win, I kill all three of you. If one of you win by getting the highest amount of cards or reach 21, the winner and a person I decide to choose, gets set free.
Sounds like a TMP Killing Room Minigame.... Skull Dice, I think it was.
That's the second Jackbox reference I've used here. What'll be next episode's?
On 2023-06-06 at 10:39:45
Osc: There is one imposter among us.
"I have determined that one of you is secretly an alien. Please look at your device to confirm your identity."
On 2023-04-24 at 09:11:55
Toad: POV: You’re the cows that get sucked up.
They probably sucked up the cows as well to stop the village from finding out they were tipped.
(OMG One Night Reference!!!)
MK8DX New Meta
On 2023-04-21 at 08:40:22
Rosa Teddy Buggy is still THE thing now, right?
I'm actually happy they fixed the game to be more interesting now, seeing the same mix over & over is really redundant.
I'm actually happy they fixed the game to be more interesting now, seeing the same mix over & over is really redundant.
IDK. This month, I don't think I've ever seen a Rosa user online.
However, I DO see at least 1 other Yoshi user in each lobby so *Overreacts*
Edit: Just found someone in the lobby that used the EXACT same combo as me!
Edit 2: JUST FOUND A F***ING ROSALINA USER!!!! (They were using Varmint though so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
[Fanfic] ~ MKPC Archipel (2023 edition)
On 2023-08-31 at 21:04:13
But anyways, the night fell as quickly as they could spell all of their names, and SYK brought enough snacks for literally everyone. That's what they ate before going into the beach cottages that have been constructed in a very rusty way. And then they fell asleep.
"Sorry but you bag is overweight for having snacks."
Me: So the reason why my bag is overweight is because i'm a fatty. 🧢
yippee!!1111!!😁Anyways good story
oi that's supposed to be my job
On 2023-08-30 at 08:07:01
Name: Ouchy
Colour: #a7f432
Personality: Easily angered, loves food, lazy, sometimes makes a terrible joke but not often. Has a 0 tolerance for cringe.
Species: Yosh (In case it wasn't obvious)
Colour: #a7f432
Personality: Easily angered, loves food, lazy, sometimes makes a terrible joke but not often. Has a 0 tolerance for cringe.
Species: Yosh (In case it wasn't obvious)
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1[Fanfic] MKPC Gameshow Thingy
On 2023-11-04 at 21:55:07
Work has begun on Episode 1. Not sure if I'll finish it anytime soon though.
On 2023-11-04 at 12:56:04
I got 2 things to say:
- This is a nice start, but it's really hard to see Kirby and Ouchy's color.
- Who are in this Fanfic?
- This is a nice start, but it's really hard to see Kirby and Ouchy's color.
- Who are in this Fanfic?
read the first message of this topic
forgor to update that :P
Bruh, guess some people will die quickly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nobody will die until the end, when only the winner survives. Also @PigeonHasLeftTheUniverse now that Wave 6 has been announced, do ya wanna change da challenge or do i just make something up
On 2023-10-27 at 20:51:27
do you have a set release date in mind for episode 1? also i dont know what to put here so have this:
no
4On 2023-10-22 at 07:54:46
I got 2 things to say:
- This is a nice start, but it's really hard to see Kirby and Ouchy's color.
- Who are in this Fanfic?
- This is a nice start, but it's really hard to see Kirby and Ouchy's color.
- Who are in this Fanfic?
read the first message of this topic
forgor to update that :P