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When somebody in Smash online is the same character as you:

Me when Crash Bandicoot 4 Came Out:

Me when somebody asks if I like Mario Kart Wii:

When The New Animaniacs Trailer Came Out:

Adorable.

Replace Queen Bee with Garfield.

Wow, dunno what the shoutout is for, but thanks. Some tracks I want to be retro tracks in Mario Kart 9, if Nintendo will ever give it to us, c'mon Nintendo, it's been 7 years, give it to us already-

Toad's Factory (Wii)
Wario Shipyard (7)
Electrodrome ( 8 )
Mushroom Gorge (Wii)
Coconut Mall (Wii)
Wario Colosseum (Double Dash)
Waluigi Stadium (Double Dash)
Sunset Wilds (Super Circuit, give it a revamp like Cheese Land and Ribbon Road)
Kalimari Desert (64)

Not trying to be rude, but it's just that me and him just talk to each other alot about stuff, so yeah.

I do have a Switch, and I'm not sharing my friend code. The only person I trust with that is LuigiDawg (the only person on MKPC that has me as a friend on Switch).

Nope, every video game system I own was made by Nintendo. I will always be a Nintendo fanboy.

I do actually. He's on my "YouTubers You Should Watch" list on my About.

I watched his Henry Stickmin let's play, but other than that, no, I don't really watch him.

Yeah, them too.

The Final Fantasy characters.

I'm not a toddler.

I used to play Roblox, but I left a couple months ago after 5 years for personal reasons and because of the toxicity. Then I found this website a month later, and I've been here ever since.

So, I've kinda run out of topic ideas so I'm going to steal b o r r o w GaryTheCat's and InfiNate's idea. So, uh, yeah, ask me anything. Just nothing personal or inappropriate.

Uh.. actually I don't? I would say I'm decent at the game. If I'm bad at something, I don't say it's trash. If I was terrible at Paper Mario, I wouldn't say the game sucks.

Also, thanks for reviving this topic after 10 days of no replies just to tell me I suck.

I don't have an issue with the motion controls. In fact, I think they're pretty decent. I just think the controls themselves are the issue. Besides, if I even would switch to a Wii pro controller or a Gamecube controller, I still wouldn't really enjoy the game because of the item nonsense. It just doesn't seem like a fun game to me.

I've been asked this question so much, it's time to turn it into a topic.

(Incoming rant, just a heads up.)

Hoo boy, Mario Kart Wii. I H A T E this game. Not the worst game in the series, but every time I play it, I want to quit after 30-45 minutes. Thankfully, I didn't buy this game, I actually got it for free from my cousin.

Look, I get it, some people say this is the best Mario Kart game. Some people love this game. I don't, it's not my favorite, get over it.

I know, it has some of the greatest tracks in Mario Kart history, some of them my favorite tracks of all time, including Coconut Mall, DK Summit, and Maple Treeway. But there's just SO many issues with this game. Here's my philosophy: A game can have the best levels ever, but if the controls are terrible, it's no fun.

The controls, in my opinion, are the worst controls in the series. And yes, I had manual drift on. The way you throw items is just so odd and uncomfortable, and same goes for drifting. Oh, and we haven't even gotten to the worst problem yet.

The item distribution is just so awful. I have been hit with red shells, lightning, POW blocks (terrible item by the way), and a blue shell at the same time. While programming the distribution, they must've really been in a rush to get home that day.

Also, the retro tracks are mediocre. There's some good ones in there like DK Mountain and Waluigi Stadium, but that's it.

Also also, the way to unlock some characters and karts is just way too difficult.

Alright, rant over. So, what do you think about this "great" game?