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Either The Simpsons or (if anime counts) Sonic X and Queen's Blade (I personally wouldn't recommend QB though, it contains HEAVY innuendos, and I MEAN heavy)

S3EP8 (Yes this really is the final episode - sorry in advance )

IlluZhion: Raider, I still don't understand... How did you survive that explosion?
Raider: Anything is possible for you, my sweetheart.
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Should we get back to the others now?
Raider: Oh you, playing so hard to get~!
I know you, IlluZhion~
You can't stop without even trying to think about me~
IlluZhion: I- Raider, stop it...
Raider: Haha, I'm just kidding~
Yeah, let's go.

With The Resistance...

Lely: Wonder what's taking IlluZhion so long... He's usually back within 30 minutes... It's been THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
*Nudge files his claws*
Nudge: Probably simping on someone again...
Max: Do you honestly believe that when he said he was gonna catch up with an old friend?
Osc: Well knowing IlluZhion, he probably means 11037th partner...
Ralsei: Which one of you bitches is gonna break the news...?

With Lemon, xrunner and Dietsoda...

Kris: LEMON!!!
*Lemon gets zapped by electricity for the 11th time*
Dark: LEAVE LEMON ALONE, YOU FUCKING SADISTS!!!
Dietsoda: You mayflies have no care for yourselves? Why care so much about your pathetic little friend?
*Kris' bloodied head turns to Dietsoda*
Kris: Mark my words, you cunt... IlluZhion is coming for us any moment... And he's gonna have an army...
*Lemon's eyes open and she sheds a silent tear*
xrunner: Yeah right... We'll OBLITERATE him if he comes anywhere near us, you guys included.
Dark: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! HE'S COMING FOR US, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!
Dietsoda: And you mark MY words, you foolish mayflies... You. Are. DEAD.
Lemon (under her breath): IlluZhion... my love...

Back with The Resistance...

IlluZhion: Glad to see you guys didn't abandon us.
Fiery: Us?
Raider: Hi~
Nudge: Surprise, surprise, IlluZhion's simping on yet ANOTHER person...
Osc and Ralsei: Just why?
Max: HE'S NOT A SIMP!
Ralsei: Yeah right bitch, he literally fell for you before...
Fiery: Can you guys not? Raider, come with us. We're gonna go rescue our friends.

They eventually found Dietsoda's private room. When they entered...

IlluZhion: LEMON! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!
Dietsoda: Don't try anything, mayfly. Or ALL. YOUR. FRIENDS. WILL. PERISH.
IlluZhion: YOU DARE AND I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR TRAITOROUS BRETHREN.
Kris: IlluZhion...
Lemon: Ahahaha~
You think I'm gonna die?
Dietsoda: I know it, mayfly.
*Lemon's eyes blaze and she grows wings*
Lemon: Wanna bet?
Max: WHAAAAAAAAAT?! LEMON'S A VAMPIRE?!
Nudge: IlluZhion... You did NOT.
IlluZhion: Oh, you bet I did.
Lely: Oh forget that Nudge, let's fight this evil and save the Super MKPC Galaxy!
Raider: Seems like it's time for The Uprising.
Fiery: The Uprising, huh? I like the sound of that! LET'S DO THIS! LELY, CUE THE MUSIC!
Lely: You bet I will.
*Lely blasts Not Today on his MP3 player*
Dietsoda: Oh it's on, mayflies.
*Dietsoda's hands start burning and the flares become huge scimitars*
Max: You dare... AND I WILL END YOU.
Lely POV: Wow, Max is getting defensive... Haha cute...
*Max blushes*
Max: Lely I heard- AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!
*Max gets stabbed in the ribs*
IlluZhion POV: HOLY CRAP... IS MAX... DEAD...?! I will avenge him regardless...

At Club IlluZhion a few years ago...

IlluZhion POV: Hey, there's someone new here...
Max: Hey... Are you the owner of this bar...?
Nudge: Yeah he is... Who are you anyway? You don't look like anyone from around here. Mind you, basically everyone comes here in the MKPCverse...
Max: Well ummm... I'm kind of new here... My name's Max...
Lemon: Well uhhh... Hi Max!
Max: Oh don't worry... I'm generally quiet...
IlluZhion: Heh, I was like that a while back.

That night at the beach...

IlluZhion POV: Hey... Isn't that...
IlluZhion: Max?
Max: ...IlluZhion...? What're you doing here?
IlluZhion: I was just flying about and I saw you sitting here... What are you doing on these cliffs anyway? If you fall down here, you could easily perish...
Max: I was just thinking...
*IlluZhion walks up to Max and sits beside him*
IlluZhion: What's on your mind?
Max: I've been thinking... About you... This galaxy isn't that safe anymore... I barely survived... My friends all died around me...
IlluZhion: I... I'm so sorry to hear that...
*Max gets up and goes to leave*
Max: I was thinking something else about you, but I think it's better if it's kept a secret~
*IlluZhion blushes*
IlluZhion: Uhhhhh... Ok...

Back in reality...

IlluZhion POV: Wow... we came so far together... I'M NOT LETTING IT GO...
Lely: IlluZhion! A little- AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
*Lely falls to the floor*
Nudge and Osc: LELY!
*They go after Dietsoda, only to immediately get shot by a laser*

At Toad Town around a decade ago...

IlluZhion: Welp... more shopping to do...
*IlluZhion hums Super Mario Bros.*
Nudge: Excuse me... Are you IlluZhion...?
IlluZhion: Uhhh yeah, why?
Osc: We're kinda new here and we want to go to your bar, but we don't know where it is...
*IlluZhion leads them to the bar, where they quickly become good friends*

Back in reality...

IlluZhion: Gaaah...
Lemon: HEY LUNATICS! THINK YOU CAN HURT MY FRIENDS?! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*IlluZhion's eyes widen as he remains corrupted, kneeling weakly on the floor*
Kris: Lemon...
IlluZhion POV: She's not going to die... NO WAY... Violence is no longer an answer... It's a question... And the answer... is YES...
Raider POV: Holy crap... IlluZhion's corrupted by darkness... I'm going to attack them before he gets possessed by it...
*Lemon and Raider attack Dietsoda and xrunner, but they get countered*
IlluZhion: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
*IlluZhion becomes possessed by darkness, at which point he rips apart into a swarm of clones*
IlluZhion: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Dietsoda and xrunner: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Luckily, Lely, Krazey, Kris, Max, Dark, Lemon and Raider survived their injuries...
But their adventures don't end here...

THE END...

Next episode is the final episode, after that I'll get started on Super MKPC Galaxy 2: Lost Destiny

EDIT: It will be a significantly longer episode but more people will die, sorry

S3EP7

Osc: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! CAN DIETSODA NOT GO FOR A SECOND WITHOUT PLACING ANY KIND OF TRAPS?!
Max: Well we ain't dying just yet...
*Max plays a melody on his flute*
Nemuku: Whuh?
*Nemuku sniffs about for a while before wandering off to find food*
Lely: PHEW... Thanks Max... You're a lifesaver...
Nudge: You actual coward, scared of a fucking bear. I would've stabbed it through the ribs if it had tried to sink its muttonchops into me.
IlluZhion: ...
Ralsei: Hey IlluZhion, what's up?
IlluZhion: ...Nevermind...
*IlluZhion runs off*
Krazey: Wonder what's up with him... I feel kinda bad for him.
Lely: There's somewhere he has to go. Alone.

With IlluZhion...

???: Hey IlluZhion... Follow me...
IlluZhion: Huh?
*They walk upstairs, leading into an annexed area of the castle*
???: Do you know who I am?
IlluZhion: I... don't think so...
*The figure removes her hood*
IlluZhion: Oh my God... I thought you were dead...

S3EP6

IlluZhion: Whew, that was something else...
Lely: Well, it's a good job you two didn't die of garlic poisoning... Let's get going!
Nudge: Hey wait, where's Lemon?

Meanwhile...

Lemon: Urrrrrgggghh... Wh-where am I...?
Dietsoda: Oh good, IlluZhion's girlfriend is awake.
Lemon: D-DIETSODA?! XRUNNER?!
xrunner: I wouldn't waste another breath...
*VOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Lemon: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T- I can't...
*Lemon is lulled to sleep, completely oblivious as to what's actually happening*

Back with IlluZhion...

IlluZhion: OH. MY. GOD. I'M ACTUALLY GOING BEYOND MY BREAKING POINT. SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN, HASN'T SHE?!
Krazey: Gah, sure seems like it...
Popplio: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE?! KIDNAPPING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Nudge: Seems like IlluZhion isn't the only one simping for Lemon...
Ralsei: Can you bitches pack it in? We're not getting any closer to Lemon, Kris or Dark this way.
IlluZhion: NO I WILL NOT 'PACK IT IN'. FOR ALL I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND COULD BE DYING RIGHT NOW...
Max: Can we just stop?! IlluZhion, calm the heck down. Ralsei, Nudge, stop bothering IlluZhion.
Nudge and Ralsei: Ugh, fine...
Lely: Think I've had enough of this bullshit for one day... Let's go...
Fiery: Yeah! By the way, can I ask you guys something?
Osc: What is it?
Fiery: What- LOOKS LIKE A BEAR THAT EATS PEOPLE?!
Lely: Uhhh... what the fuck? Are you describing a cannibal...?
Fiery: NO, YOU IDIOT! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Max: RUN!!!

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S3EP5

At long last, The Resistance have made it across the first of many trials put in place by Dietsoda. As they make haste for his lair, they must be wary of spies from within...

Lemon: B-but why?
Ralsei: Beats me. If I had to bet, it's probably brainwashing or hypnosis.
Lely: So... you're saying...
Nudge: Either way, he's gonna die...
IlluZhion: Calm down Nudge, if he IS being manipulated all we have to do is destroy the source.
Krazey: Sorry Nudge, but the boss is right.
Max: Yeah, we can't just murder someone. That's not what heroes do.
Lemon: Let's just get this over and done with already. It's not like we're gonna get shit done if we talk about how we're gonna do it.

At the base of the lair...

Popplio: This place freaks me out...
Ralsei: Cry about it bitch, we're going in.
Osc: Shit, there's no door here... I'mma bust through the wall...
???: Not NESessary.
IlluZhion: I fucking swear down, whoever made that dad jo- oh hey Fiery.
Max and Lely: Lemme guess, Club IlluZhion?
*Max and Lely stare at each other and giggle*
Fiery: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?!
Ralsei: Well naaah then bitch, it's obvious. Osc and me both got here via the nightclub.
Nudge: What were you doing there anyway? Looking for someone or just in for a pint or two?
Fiery: Eh, I was just catching a pint. Was NOT expecting to wind up 10 billion light years from Earth- oh yeah, the wall? I'mma just...
*The false wall burns down*
Lemon: Great, we can get in! Time to save the multiverse!

In the castle...

Dietsoda: How sweet, they're coming in...
xrunner: What're we gonna do now bro?
Dietsoda: Activate the traps. We can't risk them foiling our plans...
xrunner: Got it.

Seven floors down...

*Lava gushes in from nowhere*
Popplio: WAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGH!!!
Lemon: This way! Hurry!
*THWOMP!*
IlluZhion: Oh great, Thwomps...
*They slide under the Thwomp's path*
Nudge: That was-
Lemon: LOOK OUT!
*An ax swings in from nowhere, Nudge dodges just in time*
IlluZhion: Ah crap, I smell garlic...
Lely: Well, sayonara to you and Lemon then... Wario's in the other room...
Osc and Fiery: Just why?
Max: Waluigi's in there as well...
IlluZhion: Fuck this, I'm fighting 'em.
Lemon: Me too...
Wario: HAH HAH HAH! Goodbye, losers!
IlluZhion: Pffft, bring it on, fatso.
Waluigi: WALUIGI GONNA WIN!
*Lemon and Waluigi fight while IlluZhion and Wario fight*
Max: Come on you two...
Wario: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!
IlluZhion: Ah shit...
*IlluZhion explodes into a load of bats*
Wario: WAH HAH- Huh?
Waluigi: I'MMA HELP-A YOU BR-
*Lemon throws a bunch of cyber-shurikens at Waluigi*
Lemon: Don't mess with me again, you bony dipshit.
*The bats manage to scare off Wario, at which point they turn back into IlluZhion*
Lely: Wow... I don't think I've ever seen IlluZhion and Lemon like that... Anyway, we should get going...

S3EP4

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising, The Resistance got themselves in a bit of a sticky situation. Lemon and Nudge were possessed by ghosts, meanwhile Popplio was captured by a waterslide-hating monster! Luckily for them however, more help is on the way...

Lemon: Whoa, what happened to me?
Nudge: I think you and me were possessed by those ghouls...
IlluZhion: Well it's a good job we found you guys just in the nick of time... Let's go.

Back at the amusement park...

Lely: It's been ages... Where's xrunner?
Krazey: Ah forget him. He ain't comin' back.
Popplio: Wait WHAT?!
Krazey: Sigh... I think it's about time I told you... One night I saw xrunner's diary...
Lely: Wh-what was in there?
Krazey: Some kinda genocide plot I think...
Lely: HOLY GODFORSAKEN SHIT WE HAVE TO GET GOING!
???: Need a hand?
Popplio: Who are you?
???: Should I just explode to prove who I am?
Lely: Osc? You too?
Osc: Yeah... I went to Club IlluZhion looking for my bestie, but I got dragged here.
Krazey: Well we're gonna need all the help we can get. Let's roll.

At the crossroads...

Lemon: Finally... That was something else...
IlluZhion: It'll be ok, my love...
*IlluZhion strokes Lemon's hair and hugs her*
???: I can see that you lovebirds want to hug and do other weird stuff together, but can I say something actually important? REVIVAMOGUSREVIVAMOGUSREVIVAMOGUS
Lely: Great, just who we needed...
Osc: WHY RALSEI?!
Ralsei: Calm down bitches, at least I'm not that traitor xrunner.
Nudge: What are you talking about? Right now it sounds like you're just waffling a load of shit.
Ralsei: Take a look at this, you stupid bitch.
*Ralsei throws xrunner's diary to The Resistance*
IlluZhion: Holy-
Nudge: How could we be so stupid?!
*Nudge shoulders a halberd*
Nudge: Time to end these motherfuckers.

Good point
By the way I know Lemon doesn't belong to me I just call her that
By the way apparently I beat the holy crap outta him before, so I'm very much prepared to do so again

To make matters even worse, that motherfucker is the one who is THE MOST CAPABLE OF RAPING MY LEMON BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY A GODFORSAKEN RAPIST

Sorry it's taking a little longer than usual. I'm just thinking of a plot

HOLY FUCK ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY A PEDOPHILE

Next episode coming today (sorry it's been longer than usual, those motherfuckers are still going on about Lemon being a catfish whore [she's not a catfish whore she's a nice person], they were being rude to my friends for supporting LGBTQ++ and even more atrocious stuff like that )

S3EP3

Last time on Super MKPC Galaxy The Uprising, everyone got themselves in danger! Nudge and Lemon are possessed by ghosts, Popplio's worst nightmares come true, IlluZhion has to fight his soulmate, Max is bleeding heavily...
Will this all stop?! Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

*Max is dragged into a weird-looking room*
Lemon: So you had the courage to stand up and fight, fox. Who was that vampire kid anyway, your lover?
Max: Urrrrrggh... Lemon... He... Loves...
Nudge: Oh how unfortunate for you. You're unconscious.

Elsewhere...

Elija/IlluZhion: This trail seems to continue forever... Please be safe, you lot...
*The trail leads off into the next room*
Max: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: That was Max's voice! I must be close by...

At the amusement park...

Popplio: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Lely: I'm coming Popplio!
Krazey: HEY ROCKFACE! GETTA LOAD OF THIS!
*Krazey swings his hammer at the monster's eye, but it seems unaffected*
Krazey: Holy crap.

Back in the grave...

*Lemon smashes a crowbar across Max's face*
Lemon POV: What's going on right now? Am I possessed?
Lemon: Die, you unworthy scum!
Elija/IlluZhion: Leave him alone, you freaks!
Lemon, Max and Nudge POV: ILLUZHION! HELP ME!!!
Nudge: No way.
Lemon: In fact, lover boy, I'll give you a deal. Join us... or Max dies.
Elija/IlluZhion: Yeah sure, I'll join you freaks...
*Lemon hands Max back to IlluZhion*
Elija/IlluZhion: IN HELL!
*IlluZhion kicks Lemon across the face while stabbing Nudge in the leg*
Lemon: Nya~ Wait, what? Grrr... She's coming back to her senses...
*Lemon punches IlluZhion in the stomach, while Nudge scratches his face*
Max: LEAVE ILLUZHION ALONE!
*Max grabs a bottle of holy water, which disturbs IlluZhion*
Elija/IlluZhion: MAX WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Oh, I see...
Max: TASTE THIS, UNHOLY CRETINS!
*Max recites a sutra while throwing the holy water on Lemon and Nudge, which deters the ghosts*
Lemon: Hey, what happened?
Nudge: I'm soaking in holy water...

Meanwhile...

Lely: Holy BTS, nothing is working...
xrunner: Uhhh... guys I'm just going to get a weapon from the shuttle.
Popplio: STOP IT! I'VE PUKED 10 TIMES IN THE LAST MINUTE!
xrunner: Now to get to Dietsoda's fortress...
*The monster stops swinging the waterslide about, repairs everything and retreats*
Popplio: Urrrrrggh... Huh? Everything's the same... Where's xrunner?
Krazey: He went to the shuttle to get a weapon.
Popplio: Well there's not really any need to now... Unless it happens again...

How do you think I feel Max was almost killed and the love of my life is possessed by a ghost

S3EP2

Elija/IlluZhion: LEMON!
*Elija smells rotting flesh and blood*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Stay focused... I know it smells tasty, but stay focused...
*THUD*
Max: H-huh?
*CLATTER*
Elija/IlluZhion: CEASE AND SHOW YOURSELF!
*A shadow sweeps out of nowhere, but vanishes after a few seconds*
Max: This is creepy...
*Lemon cackles softly*
Elija/IlluZhion: Was that... HOLY CRAP.
Max: What is-
*Lemon kicks Max in the stomach*
Max: AAAAAAAAGGGGH!!!
Elija/IlluZhion: Lemon?
*Lemon turns to IlluZhion, then cackles loudly*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: What's gotten into you, Lemon?! Why are you attacking me and Max?
*Lemon kicks at IlluZhion, who nimbly dodges just in time*

Meanwhile, at the amusement park...

Lely: HOLY FUCKING LORD...
*A low growl sounds from a crack in the pool*
Popplio: LET ME GO, YOU FREAKISH BRUTE!
*The monster swings the waterslide around like a baton*
Popplio: I think I'm gonna- RETCH...
*Popplio pukes in the waterslide*

Back in the grave...

*IlluZhion hangs on the ceiling*
Elija/IlluZhion POV: Holy ghost of Iblis, is Lemon possessed? Why is she lashing out like this?
Max: Urrrrrggh...
*Nudge walks in and slaps Max across the face*
Max: Wh-what's gotten into you guys...?
*Max gets dragged into the darkness, leaving a trail of blood behind*
Elija/IlluZhion: MAX! LEMON! NUDGE!
*IlluZhion jumps off the ceiling and walks towards the trail of blood*
Elija/IlluZhion: Whatever it is that's happened to Lemon and Nudge, I sure hope they're ok... Same with Max...
*IlluZhion dips his clawlike finger into the blood, tastes it and recoils in disgust*
Elija/IlluZhion: Ewww, it's so bitter... must be that slap Nudge gave him...
*IlluZhion follows the trail of blood into the darkness*