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EP6

Both sides have come to a temporary agreement to dispel the acts of Cursa. But will they succeed? Will Elija's envy postpone the advance? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

BJ: So how's this gonna work? Everyone gonna shoot this fake Bender or what?
Elija: That was my plan...
Lemon: Hey Elija, calm down. You don't want to transform into a snake again.
Elija: You're right I guess, even though you're not strictly helping.
Lely and Max: Can everybody please just calm down? BJ, stop bugging Elija. Elija, don't take it personally.
Chilli: So what you're saying is that it's BJ's fault? It's not his problem that Elija's massive ego is making him go outta whack.
5072: Heh heh heh heh. Is somebody getting jealous?
Elija: Stay out of this, 5072.
Lemon: Elija, please calm down! Once you got so envious of Paratroopa that you came close to eating him alive!
Popplio: Lemon's right, Elija. You've seriously gotta calm down.
Elija: Could you just stop making me jealous of you lot? Paratroopa, Lely, Chilli, prepare the artillery. We're going all-out. It's now or never.

The cannons were primed and they continuously shot at the Coconator, weakening its defences. It still kept shooting explosive coconuts at the base, albeit they both would not give up.

Max: Hey Elija! One of the engines has been ruptured!
Elija: Paratroopa, check the engines. Everyone else, keep firing.
Cursa: BAHAHAHAHA! Your Nerf gun bullets have no effect against me or Coconator!
Lemon: Then get a load of this, you tinhead!
Coconator: INITIALIZING LASER.

The Coconator fired a huge laser at the mothership, sending it hurtling through the sky.

Elija: L-Lemon?
Max: Hey Elija, what's up?
Elija: N-nothing...
Max: Uhhh... OK.
Max POV: Is he really all right? He sounded like he was gonna cry or something.
Elija POV: I've gotta get her someplace safe. And that robot... She attacked it... Jeez, did she defend me?

Elsewhere on board the mothership...

Lely: Great. Now we don't have the second Power Star. Cursa's gonna take over the world.
Paratroopa: Cheer up Lely, at least we have one.
Chilli: I hate to say it, but Lely's right. What if Cursa gets to the other Power Stars before we do? The universe as we know it could be under his control, or worse.
5072: Then what are we doing just standing here? Let's go destroy that freak Cursa!
Popplio: Hold up! Go destroy that freak Cursa? With the state that Lemon's in? No way!
BJ: Stop being the rational one, nerd. I just want those Stars for myself. That way there'd be no need for such stupid quarreling.
Popplio POV: And you call me nerdy?

Back in the cabin...

Elija: Still not awake... I can't afford to lose her as well...
Max: OK, Elija, what's seriously going on?
Elija: Hey, why're you getting mad at me?
Max: I... sorry.
Elija: No, it's quite all right.
Max: So please, just tell me, what's going on?
Elija: Remember the attack?
Max: Yeah, that was probably the worst situation we've ever been in.
Saguantuan: Hey, what's going on?
Max: Not now, Saguantuan.
Saguantuan: Oh, OK.
Elija: Max, Lemon defended me.
Max: What?
Elija: Yeah, she tried to fire all the missiles at once in a futile yet brave attempt to get the Power Star. But the Coconator's laser fired before she could immobilize the robot. I called, for her to take cover, albeit it was too late.
Max: So... she's unconscious?
Elija: Y-yeah...

With Lemon unconscious, and the second Power Star still in Cursa's grasp, what will the others do now? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Sorry it's taking a bit longer than expected, I'm just trying to figure out the plot because there's a major plot twist in the second half of Episode 6 lol

Hi guys, sorry I haven't been posting a while. There was the whole 'Ask Me Anything trend' as well as some other matters I had to attend to (high school, homework, yada yada yada)
But the next episode will be coming out today, so that's good (I think).
Can I also remind you that the main climax hasn't even happened yet, so enough talk about The Heroes committing 'warcrimes' or The Villains 'not being villainous enough'

And yes, I know some of them are 'The Villains', including myself, but right now the focus isn't crimes committed solely by me, but rather defeating Cursa and restoring peace to the galaxy
You'll see in today's episode...
EDIT: Bruh, I'm trying to keep things comedic but people just talk about random stuff istg I don't associate with the fanfic lol

Nobody's at war, Dietsoda
At least, not in the fanfic
And 'warcrimes'? Everyone's just trying to save the universe by fighting evil and collecting Power Stars. I don't think that trying to do that is criminal lol

It's just a nickname which I thought would match your character's personality and development throughout the fanfic

EP5

The Heroes and The Villains have now joined forces against Cursa. Both  sides are now getting ready to take on Cursa's new creation, the Coconator. But will they emerge victorious? Find out in this Bonfire Night Special of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Lemon: So where are we going to find Cursa?
Lely: According to these readings, he's on a deserted island to the west of this place.
5072: But how are we meant to get there?! It's not like we have a boat or something!
Paratroopa: Hey guys, the airship's not working.
Elija: Great, just what we needed(!)
Max: Easy-peasy.
Elija: What do you mean 'easy-peasy?' We've got to repair the ship!
Lely: Elija's right Max, I just can't stand seeing my friends in trouble like this, even if they're toxic, dark or evil or even all three.
Max: I agree. That's what I meant by 'easy-peasy.' If only we had some metal around here...
Saguantuan: Coconator left a few scraps over here.
5072 and Paratroopa: There are more here too!
Elija: Excellent. Now my plan is nascent.
Everyone: Huh?
Elija: Lemon! Grab my flare, please.
Lemon: Here it is! I found it among a few pieces of robotic space junk.
Elija: Great. Everyone, in the newly-repaired airship!

They sailed into the vast blue yonder, cutting the air beneath their very feet.

Elija: Now let's give that Cursa a bonfire night it'll never forget!
Chilli: Yay, fireworks!
Lemon: And not the good kind! Elija packed it with heated nitrogen! Something random, sure, but it'll at least burn and freeze the enemy!
Elija: Perfect. Lely, do you have the false white flags?
Lely: Yep! I'm holding them right now!
Elija: Now on the count of three, I'll fire this spark several times while each of you waves one of these flags whilst pretending to surrender.
Paratroopa and Lemon: Which will lure Cursa right into our trap! Elija, you're a genius!
Elija: Thank you both. Now, are ye all ready?
Max POV: He's getting serious now... That strong Irish accent isn't there for the sake of it...
Elija: AON! DHÁ! TRÍ!
Ashton POV: Wait, was that one, two, three in Irish? How does Elija expect us to know THAT?!

Everyone started to pretend to surrender whilst Elija periodically blasted the flare. It went as expected - both Cursa and Coconator fell for it! But what will happen next? Will they obtain the second Power Star? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

I'm writing the next episode now, and your character will continue developing as the story progresses

Yeah, that line was meant for 5072 originally

No it's just Cursa pretending to be him... I know this fanfic is weird sometimes lol

EP4

The Heroes have successfully made it to Tropical District Galaxy. What will they find there? What became of Dietsoda? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

BJ: Wow... this place is amazing...
Lely: BJ, this isn't a shopping trip. We're here to search for the second Power Star.
BJ: Uhhh... OK.
Dietsoda: Heh heh heh. Just where I wanted them.

Meanwhile, back at The Villains' base...

Paratroopa: So, Dietsoda's finally made himself useful.
Elija: Yes, and it's only a matter of time before they reach Power Star number six.
Paratroopa: What do you mean? They only have two.
Lemon: Yeah, but what Elija's trying to tell you is that they've got strength.
Popplio: Loads of power?! FREAK OUT!!
Lemon and Elija: Calm down Popplio, they ain't going nowhere.

Back at Tropical District Galaxy...

Ashton: Honestly? I've looked everywhere and I still can't find the Power Star!
Chilli: Well look harder. We can afford to-

Chilli's speech was cut off by the sound of asphalt bursting. Shortly after a gigantic robot emerged from the rift. Thankfully nobody was harmed, apart from a few Piantas.

Elija: What? I didn't put this here!
Lemon: Then who did?
Dietsoda: Well hello there pipsqueaks!
Paratroopa: DS? Are you serious?
Dietsoda: DS? Dietsoda? Are YOU serious, Paratroopa?
Elija: Who the heck are you tryin' ta fool?
Dietsoda: That's not even my real name! I am the most powerful entity in the universe, Cursa! Or if you call us two combined, Cursoda!
Max: That's about as uncreative as you can get with a name.
Cursoda: Coconator, would you oh so kindly teach these chumps a lesson?
Coconator: DEPLOY BODILY MISSILES. TARGETS CONFIRMED. ANNIHILATE ALL TARGETS. HELP CURSA CONQUER WORLD.

With a blast from Coconator's missiles, everyone was knocked back. 'Dietsoda,' now named Cursoda, made a tactical retreat to its secret galactic base.

Max: Over 5 weeks in and we haven't even got 2 Power Stars.
Elija: Don't feel too down on yourself, Max. Of course I don't mean that, but we've got to work together and retrieve the other Power Stars. Hey Lely, do you still have the one from Saguantuan?
Saguantuan: I don't think so.
Lely: Oh, come on! Now that little punk's taken my Power Star!
Lemon: That wasn't Dietsoda, Lely. That was Cursa, a powerful intergalactic entity. It should have died at the hands of Rosalina, but...
Elija: Well either way, we've got a universe to save.

But will they be able to do it? Find out in the next few episodes of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

I'll try to include you in the next one

EP3

After getting pushed back by a deadly cactus demon, The Heroes have to fight. Slowly but surely, both sides discover new galaxies... and new ambitions. What will each of them find? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Max: Whoa! How are we gonna beat this thing?
Lely: I don't know! I've never played Super Mario Galaxy!
Chilli: Haha, noob.
Lely: When will you learn to SHUT UP?!
Saguantuan: GROOOAAAARRGH!
Lely: I thought I just told humanity to SHUT UP! That applies to monsters as well!
Saguantuan: WAAAAAAAAA!
*Saguantuan starts weeping*
Max: Way to make him cry, Lely.
Chilli: I don't like you, Lely!
Lely: I'm sorry! Besides, Chilli, I'd figured.
*Saguantuan stops crying all of a sudden*
Saguantuan: Wait, where's Elija?
Jey: That's what we're trying to find out! Wanna come with us?
Saguantuan: Uhhh, sure. I'd better give you this Power Star in case you need it.

Now The Heroes have 1 out of 7 Power Stars! As they travel to another galaxy, Saguantuan the Mutant Cactus joins them on their adventures.

Max: So this is the new galaxy.
Lely: 'Tropical District Galaxy' - not the most creative name - I swear there was a similarly named Mario Kart track.
Saguantuan: Yeah, the inhabitants apparently named it after Coconut Mall.
Chilli: Avid gamers, huh? Hey Lely, bet you can't relate!
Lely: SHUT UP, CHILLI!!
Max: Both of you, stop fighting!

So they made their way into the central plaza. But what will they find? Is Saguantuan trustworthy? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Also,

Yeah... actually, The Heroes have to defend all the planets and in next episode you do decide you need a break from everyone and Chilli ends up getting kidnapped by the cactus demon.
You're just supposed to be an envious guy who likes K-Pop but is quite antisocial.
Also, you're not the only one who constantly gets scapegoated. It's a Villain thing, you know. We hate the Heroes and like to think of them as jerks.

EP2:

Our heroes and villains have thus far arrived in a mysterious universe. Lemon, Dietsoda and Lely have sustained some damage, but with some help they were restored to full health. Elija's still searching for the others, but while doing so he realized it wasn't a sustainable plan. With help from the others who landed in the same galaxy, he created a neo-mechanical space hub, but is it all that nice and selfless? Find out in today's episode of Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Lemon: Wha... where am I?
Elija: We arrived here 24 hours ago. Nudge, take her to the center.
Nudge: Got it, boss.
Lemon: Jeez Elija, how much did you spend on this?
Elija: Not a cent. I just found some crystals lying about and decided to set up a place to live.

While The Villains were enjoying themselves, unfortunately for The Heroes, things weren't so great...

Dietsoda: Report to base. I repeat, REPORT TO BASE!
Lely: Hey, what's going on, Dietsoda?
*Dietsoda puts transceiver on hold*
Dietsoda: Uhhh... nothing.
xrunner48: Hey, DS, what's going on?
Dietsoda POV: Lely's being a jerk, that's what.
Dietsoda IRL: I don't know. Lely just thought it was a good idea to question me out of the blue.
Nudge: Hey, what you got against Lely, huh?
Dietsoda POV: He's foiling our plans of intergalactic domination, stupid.
Elija: You OK, DS? You seem... kinda self-centered all of a sudden.
Lely: OWWWW!
Dietsoda: Sorry, got to go. Lely just hurt himself for the millionth time today. DS out.
Max: Hey, what's up Lely?
Lely: Chilli just punched me for no reason!
Chilli: No I didn't!
Lely: Liar!
Chilli: Well, what on earth do you expect me to do? You're listening to K-Pop and we're on an important mission!
Max: Honestly?

Lely and Chilli were so engrossed in their little brawl that nobody realized that Dietsoda had gone AWOL. Suddenly, a humongous mutant cactus emerged from the ground, sending all of them flying away while they were oblivious. For some reason, Dietsoda made it back to base unscathed.

What will happen next? Will The Heroes defeat the cactus demon? Or will they all perish in the attempt? What are Dietsoda's true intentions? Is Elija as nice as he appears? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!

Sure

Fixed

Yeah, I was thinking about doing that.

EP1

In a mysterious land, our heroes (and villains) are relaxing at Elija’s place.

Dietsoda: I wish something interesting would happen today… it’s just like every other day.
xrunner: I know.
Max: Would you two shut up for once, I’m trying to sleep.
Nudge: Lighten up a bit Max, Elija did make us pizza after all.
Max: I’m trying to sleep it off, Nudge.
Lemon: Hey guys, sorry to sound off topic, but what is THAT?!

A rift between space and time had opened up in Elija’s backyard. Bowser stormed out of it, appearing to have kidnapped Mario, Peach and Luigi.

Elija: Jeez, does this guy EVER stop bugging people?
*Elija kills Bowser*
Bowser: OH GREAAAAT!!

But that didn’t stop the rift from expanding. Mario, Luigi and Peach wandered off home, leaving the others to the mercy of the ever-expanding void.

Chilli: Oh great, now we’re all about to DIE!!!
Elija: Of course we’re going to die, genius(!)
Max: How on earth do you stay calm when our lives are at risk?
Elija: Has it never occurred to you that I’m part feline? I have nine lives, Max, nine!
Max: Oh yeah, so you and Lemon should be just fine!
Nudge: Well, let’s at least accept our fate.
Lely: I don’t wanna die yet, I’m halfway through a BTS song!
Elija: I’m the most intelligent being of all you lot, we’re not going to die. This void is probably linked to a wormhole, so we’ll be OK.
Popplio: Why didn’t you say so earlier, Einstein?
Elija: Just wanted to see the look on your stupid faces.
Paratroopa: If I was on an MKPC forum right now, I’d give you a Mario facepalm.
Elija: Anyone gonna jump in?
Lely: I’m too scared!
Lemon: Eh sure, why not?
Nudge and Dietsoda: Fine.

Everyone eventually agreed to jump into the wormhole. But what happened next? Find out next time on Super MKPC Galaxy: The Uprising!