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On 2025-01-11 at 07:34:41
Unfinished Fanmade Version of a Song That I'm Not Saying the Name of for the Sake of Not Appearing on Google When People Search It
Some of the Melodies are Missing, the Song Is Really Short, It Skips an Entire Part- (That's Why There's a Pause Near the End), and Two of the Melodies are Placeholders
https://tinyurl.com/25645scg
Some of the Melodies are Missing, the Song Is Really Short, It Skips an Entire Part- (That's Why There's a Pause Near the End), and Two of the Melodies are Placeholders
https://tinyurl.com/25645scg
On 2025-01-03 at 04:50:54
Fanmade Version of the "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" Replacement for a Certain Deltarune Thing
YO, KRIS!
YO, KRIS!
On 2024-03-29 at 19:56:56
I Tried to Recreate Part of Mario Kart DS' Title Theme and It's Rainbow Road Theme as Well as the Hotel Mario Theme (These are Nowhere Near the Full Songs and I'm Not Gonna Try to Recreate the Entire Songs)
Part of MKDS Rainbow Road (This Is Slightly Off)
Part of Hotel Mario Theme
Part of MKDS Title Screen (I Liked How This Turned Out)
Part of MKDS Rainbow Road (This Is Slightly Off)
Part of Hotel Mario Theme
Part of MKDS Title Screen (I Liked How This Turned Out)
Maken Moozac's Grand Prix
On 2023-06-14 at 23:30:15
These Tracks Look Better Each Time! Very Impressive 

On 2023-06-11 at 18:37:13
Good evening racers! I have a lot of exciting news to share today, starting off with the arrival MMGP's penultimate Course: Bowser's Castle has hit the scene! This haunting fortress will truly put your skills to the test. Who knows what lies behind those doors?
Play Bowser's Castle here:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=105857

And with that, we're down to the final 5 Courses before MMGP is complete! So I decided to give you guys a breakdown of what's left to come. Click below to see a timeline of events, that will culminate with MMGP's full release.
Don't worry about spoilers! None of the upcoming Courses or Drivers are revealed, just the release order.
• First, Course A and its RMX Variant will release, followed shortly by the Heart Cup, and a new unlockable character.
• After that, Courses B and C will have a dual release, being uploaded at the same time.
• The RMX Variants for Course B, Course C and Bowser's Castle will be uploaded, culminating in the release of the 2nd RMX Cup, alongside another Koopa Shell.
• Course D will release, alongside the Hammer Cup and a new Unlockable Character.
• The RMX Variant for course D will release sometime between the final two courses.
• Finally, Course E and its RMX Variant will be uploaded, followed by the Grand Star Cup (Along with a new Unlockable Character) and the Final RMX Cup (Along with the final Koopa Shell). MMGP will then be officially released, with 4 final challenges and a final unlockable character.

I hope you guys are excited for the final leg of MMGP's development journey. Keep an eye out for more updates coming soon!

That Looks Like a Mix of GCN Bowser's Castle, 3DS Bowser's Castle and N64 Bowser's Castle!

Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2024-04-07 at 04:45:17
When the light is running low and the shadows start to grow
And the places that you know seem like fantasy
There's a light inside your soul
That's still shining in the cold with the truth
The promise in our hearts
Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark
I Thought These Were the Hidden Lyrics of GIGA プリン for a Moment 💀
"THE LIGHT KEEPS RUNNING LOW
AS THE SHADOWS START TO GLOW
AND THE PLACES THAT I KNOW
BURN OUT IN THE AFTERGLOW
YOU'RE THE LIGHT THAT WARMS MY SOUL
MY ONLY FRIEND HERE IN THE COLD
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE, SUSIE
I CAN'T GO ON ALONE"
On 2024-04-05 at 22:51:07
TICKET 2 RIDE
THE [Angel]S CAME TO CLAIM THEIR [Pr1z3]
BUT WERE MET BY QUITE A [$!@!] SUPRISE
TEST YOUR [Luck], AND [Roll the Dice]
GET OUT OF [Hell.] HAS A HEARTLESS [Price]
[Fun] AND [Games] AND HEARTS AND SINNERS, AND [Big Shots!] AND [Small Shots...], [Losers] AND [Winners].
LOOK NOW, [Blackjack], WATCH ME FLY!
I'LL SHOW THESE LIGHTNERS HOW TO [Die]!
THE [Angel]S CAME TO CLAIM THEIR [Pr1z3]
BUT WERE MET BY QUITE A [$!@!] SUPRISE
TEST YOUR [Luck], AND [Roll the Dice]
GET OUT OF [Hell.] HAS A HEARTLESS [Price]
[Fun] AND [Games] AND HEARTS AND SINNERS, AND [Big Shots!] AND [Small Shots...], [Losers] AND [Winners].
LOOK NOW, [Blackjack], WATCH ME FLY!
I'LL SHOW THESE LIGHTNERS HOW TO [Die]!
On 2024-03-24 at 19:24:43
Me and My Friends Love to Sing Random Parts of This Song for No Reason
SANS, SANS, WAKE UP!
w-what is it, dude?
A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!
really? and you got a bone to pick with him?
AH, NO TIME FOR PUNS!!!
come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy!
UGH, ENOUGH!
alright, here we go again
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
how was the fall?
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND
give us a call
WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN
we're happy you just dropped in
I'LL BE SO POPULAR, WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN
hey, Papyrus, mind your manners!
CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER?
excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
AND YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APPATHETIC
call me what you want, I got thick skin
ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM!!!
WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND!
to mess with us takes a lot of spine!
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day, we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
REALLY, SANS?
what?
THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN!!!
yep
YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY- ...CLEVER
heh, thanks, buddy!
YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND
thanks to the fall
GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT
prepare to brawl
YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US
or turn all of us to dust
IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL? or full of love?
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!
test the human with one of your puzzles!
BRILLIANT, SANS! THAT WILL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLD
I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI!
smells like the creepy pasta's ready
STOP IT, SANS! I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'!
sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
SOME DAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD
WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HAAARD?
look, if I'm being honest, my brother ain't nothin' but harmless
i know you and all that you want
you'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
the deeper you go, the messier it gets
if I had it my way, you'd already be dead.
kidding, if you couldn't tell, i get so bored, i amuse myself!
DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
you're all alone
WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW
you're kind of boned
IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON
you will know nihilism
DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS
they're scared of tiny children
YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE
WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE!
not so sure you'll get 'em with that
ALAS, I'LL HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
*Womp Womp Wommmm*
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
you know I got a knack, for the trombone!
ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE.
but ain't two skulls better than one?
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster?
Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
SANS, SANS, WAKE UP!
w-what is it, dude?
A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!
really? and you got a bone to pick with him?
AH, NO TIME FOR PUNS!!!
come on, that was a real rib tickler, ayy!
UGH, ENOUGH!
alright, here we go again
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
how was the fall?
IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND
give us a call
WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN
we're happy you just dropped in
I'LL BE SO POPULAR, WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN
hey, Papyrus, mind your manners!
CAN IT, SANS, NO TIME FOR BANTER?
excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
AND YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APPATHETIC
call me what you want, I got thick skin
ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM!!!
WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULLEST KIND!
to mess with us takes a lot of spine!
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day, we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
REALLY, SANS?
what?
THE LAST LINE OF THE CHORUS IS A PUN!!!
yep
YOU IMBECILE! THAT WAS VERY- ...CLEVER
heh, thanks, buddy!
YOU'RE STUCK IN THE UNDERGROUND
thanks to the fall
GOOD LUCK EVER GETTING OUT
prepare to brawl
YOU COULD SHOW MERCY TO US
or turn all of us to dust
IS YOUR HEART FULL OF EVIL? or full of love?
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CHALLENGE YOU TO TRY GETTING BY US!
test the human with one of your puzzles!
BRILLIANT, SANS! THAT WILL LEAVE THEM BEFUDDLD
I DARE YOU TO TRY A BITE OF SPAGHETTI!
smells like the creepy pasta's ready
STOP IT, SANS! I'M DONE WITH THE JOKIN'!
sounds like someone's funny bone's broken!
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
SOME DAY I'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD
WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD, CAN IT BE THAT HAAARD?
look, if I'm being honest, my brother ain't nothin' but harmless
i know you and all that you want
you'll get a lot more from Sans than a font
the deeper you go, the messier it gets
if I had it my way, you'd already be dead.
kidding, if you couldn't tell, i get so bored, i amuse myself!
DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND
you're all alone
WE WANTED TO TELL YOU NOW
you're kind of boned
IF YOU SURVIVE THIS PRISON
you will know nihilism
DON'T MESS AROUND WITH MONSTERS
they're scared of tiny children
YOU'VE COME FAR, BUT SOON YOU'LL STUMBLE
WHEN I STUMP YOU WITH SOME JUNIOR JUMBLE!
not so sure you'll get 'em with that
ALAS, I'LL HIT THEM WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
*Womp Womp Wommmm*
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
you know I got a knack, for the trombone!
ONE MORE PUN, AND I'LL BE DONE.
but ain't two skulls better than one?
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster?
Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
On 2024-01-16 at 04:23:27
OH HA UEE HA UEE HEE HEE HA
OH HA UEE HA UEE HEE HEE HA
OH HA UEE HA UEE HEE HEE HA
OH HA UEE HA UEE HEE BYE BYE!
WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN DȒ̷͂̃̅̐̉ͅR̶̨̨͚̠̭̪̞̩̬͇͙̥̼͓̲̘̅̎͗͑̇̕Ṛ̷͎͎͕̣̩̽̇̍̕͝ANYTHING
WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN DȒ̷͂̃̅̐̉ͅR̶̨̨͚̠̭̪̞̩̬͇͙̥̼͓̲̘̅̎͗͑̇̕Ṛ̷͎͎͕̣̩̽̇̍̕͝ANYTHING
I CAN YOU CAN I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN WE CAN YOU CAN I CAN
I CAN YOU CAN I CAN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING DO DO ANYTHING
I CAN YOU CAN I CAN YOU CAN WE CAN WE CAN YOU CAN I CAN
I CAN YOU CAN I CAN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING DO DO ANYTHING
On 2024-01-04 at 21:44:31
Scatman's World
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin'
'Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told
I want to welcome you to Scatman's World
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch
I want to be a human being, not a human doing
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention
My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah
Welcome to that Scatman's World
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Hey-yeah!
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Listen to me
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin'
'Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told
I want to welcome you to Scatman's World
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch
I want to be a human being, not a human doing
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention
My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah
Welcome to that Scatman's World
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Hey-yeah!
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh
Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
Listen to me
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
On 2024-01-04 at 03:56:31
(These Aren't My Favorite Lyrics but I Decided to Type and Post Them Anyways :P)
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG BIG SHOT BE A BIG
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR BIG BE A EHEHEHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR BIG BE A EHEHEHEHE SHOT
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG BIG SHOT BE A BIG
[I Skipped This Part 'Cuz Idk What He Is Saying]
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO
NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG BIG SHOT BE A BIG
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR BIG BE A EHEHEHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR
NOW'S YOUR BIG BE A EHEHEHEHE SHOT
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S NOW'S
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG BIG SHOT BE A BIG
[I Skipped This Part 'Cuz Idk What He Is Saying]
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO
NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
BE BE BIG BE BE BIG EHEHE SHOT



Rating your pfp
On 2025-06-13 at 07:56:30
Uhhgdrnrufofn Rate Mine I Guedss

On 2024-12-23 at 06:54:56
I Don't Know What Text I'm Supposed to Put In This Comment So Meow Meow Nya Nya or Something Idk What Else I Could Say


What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-06-18 at 08:13:56
"Ay mate, care for a beef hotdog?"
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
from This Song (I BARELY EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG😭 😭 😭 😭😭😭.😭)😭
On 2024-08-03 at 11:08:47
"Good news! We are not going to die! We are going to live forever!"
"You will never die!
I will never die
None of them will ever die
...
Miami
Miami
Miami
Miami inside me
You've gotta see, friend!
Ga ga
None of them will ever love you
(gunshot)"
Whoever Can Guess What This Is from Gets Ten
On 2024-06-14 at 08:13:38
i have found the entire paragraph that Eggman says when slandering Shadow the Hedgehog
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PFFF That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"
I Love This So Much
the Sonic Fandubs Were So Funny
I Call Everything That I Hate a "Bitch-Ass Motherfucker" Because of Eggman Now

On 2024-06-03 at 08:44:34
I Have Four More Puppet Pipeline Quotes Stuck In My Head Now 💀😭
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
from This
"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
from This
and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
":Hi there Kris.
:I want you to sign my petition.
:If you don't sign, you will die.
:Get shot.
:And so I really regret nothing."
(This Might be Slightly Off)
from This
"bustyspamtXX97 > show text > H-H-Hey, travler! What tricks with- wait.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is that a spirit back there!? Oh, false alarm. It's just- nevermind.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's me, Spamty the Buster! That's my name. Now what kinda curse- "This is a game"!? LISTEN, BRAT!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > See, kid.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Ever since the Queen came in it's been getting harder to sleep, Even a wink!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > The WORST part is I kinda need a meal, kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > How about we deal with it... Over lunch... H-h-heh..."
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"UPDATE 0.1:
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
-I'll do whatever it takes, as long as it pays my bills.
-I had simple needs, just wanted to succeed but got shot down by godforsaken corporate greed.
UPDATE 0.1:
"-I'm Maxon! The getting better everyday.
-Gonna need a couple patches if you dare to play, cuz if you really think you're something they'll strip you right back to nothing there ain't no point huffin' puffin' so just carve out your own way."
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and for the Fourth One... I'm Just Gonna Link the Song... 💀
On 2024-05-08 at 07:21:05
"MOTHA FUCKA"
I'm Not a Motha Fucka, I'm a Fatha Fucka 😎

On 2024-05-06 at 04:43:46
Oh Boy...
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
To: Kris
Subject: Greeting
Hey there Kris! what's the name? It's me, Spamton! That's my game... I sell deals! That's my thing... Yo buddy! Want some deals?? It's me, Spamton! G. Spamton! That's me. You love me, guys. You love me, guys...... Kris... The... Anything... Lightner... HEEHEEHEE!!!
To: Spamton
Subject: Greeting
Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's my name. Other deals, same old meals! Yo buddy, want puddin'? It's me, Kris! The Anything Darkner! Love you guys! Love you Spammy! The Lightner of All Things. WHEEHEE!
] say "hey kris, want some names? i'm spamton! welcome to games. need a meal? take my deal, now's your chance to buy my games. it's me, sp amt! the salesman of all games. hate those guys, they hate me, too. the darkener of, anythihahhaehahhaehahhaehah"
<tealkrispy> HEY BUSTA, GOT A MEAL? I'M KRISS P. KRISS AND HERE'S MAH DEAL. IT'S A SHAME! I HAD THE GAME! BUT NOW NO BUDDIES KNOW MY NAME... IT'S ME, KRISS! ALL-AROUND HERO! THEY'RE AFTER ME BADLY, I NEED YOUR HELP SPAMTY, THE LIGHTNER OF ANYTHING???
[BILL NYE THEME]
[INSPECTOR GADGET THEME]
(I Might've Missed Some)
I'm a little disappointed with Mario Kart World and here's why.
On 2025-06-18 at 10:02:36
I have not played the game yet, btw.
Why Would It Have a Story Mode What
HOW Would It Have a Story Mode
I Don't Think Track Builder Would be Very Easy to Add (or Easy to Use)
and for the Last One, It's MARIO Kart World, Not Nintendo Kart World
I Feel Like Having Stuff Like Pikachu and Kirby In Mario Kart Would Ruin the "Mario" Kart Part of the Gane
