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GJK Staff Ghost Team
On 2025-05-24 at 22:25:39
Can I join too
GJK★WorldRecord
GJK★WorldRecord


Rating your profile pic
/!\ PUBLISHING YOUR CHALLENGES / SUR LA PUBLICATION DES DÉFIS /!\
On 2025-03-09 at 23:11:19
The topic isn't for letting people know what challenges you have, it's about what challenges are allowed and if people have any questions around them.
thats not what i meant to do i was trying to get my challenge published cuz thats literally what the title is


Share your Miis!
On 2025-03-29 at 16:48:32
trying to make a mii as ugly as possible



How did you find mkpc
On 2025-04-28 at 04:32:05
On November 7th, 2024, I asked a friend in Minecraft what his favorite computer game was, and it just so happened to be MKPC, he said he highly recommends it to Mario Kart fans, and I'm a Mario Kart fan, so I decided to play it, though I wasn't playing MKPC much during November and December of 2024, and I was not registered either
Tips for new people
On 2025-06-08 at 18:08:26
1. If you are in 1st place and 2nd place is very close behind you while a blue shell is coming, you must back up into 2nd place, let the guy behind you take 1st, and then watch him get blue shelled so that you can take 1st again
2. Try bagging and item smuggling, for example if you can use a bullet bill to smuggle a golden mushroom into a higher rank you would not be able to get a golden mushroom, then you can spam the golden mushroom and use it to take lots of shortcuts through offroad and gain a massive lead (works especially well on the last lap, or if you are already in 1st with a golden mushroom)
2. Try bagging and item smuggling, for example if you can use a bullet bill to smuggle a golden mushroom into a higher rank you would not be able to get a golden mushroom, then you can spam the golden mushroom and use it to take lots of shortcuts through offroad and gain a massive lead (works especially well on the last lap, or if you are already in 1st with a golden mushroom)
Happy Birthday, GamerJax!
On 2025-06-14 at 14:00:56
Happy birthday, sorry for it being late bc I was inactive

What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-03-22 at 17:20:57
"skibidi dop dop dop dop"
its stuck in my head because its so annoyingggggg
its stuck in my head because its so annoyingggggg
Something you can't [font=Impact]STOP[/font] laughing about.
On 2025-03-10 at 02:33:27
google it
bald mario is cursed

MKPCian Dictionary
On 2025-05-12 at 00:25:00
Discordist: Someone who treats the MKPC forum as if it were Discord (noun)
Topic destroyer: A forum kid that is the reason why forum topics get locked or deleted
Topic destroyer: A forum kid that is the reason why forum topics get locked or deleted
On 2025-04-08 at 12:51:47
Emojism: making messages in the forum that only have emojis and no words
























On 2025-04-08 at 04:32:39
Coolguy438: the opposite of a coolguy439


On 2025-04-06 at 22:54:05
Fiery and twilight be like: 💀
I ain't gonna lie that makes me crash out like I literally put it on the first message of the topic that suggesting for new tracks in base game is like not a good suggestion
Cuz hoppingicon made them in the first place, so wtf is the point
On 2025-04-06 at 22:41:24
N64 tracks: something that gets put in update suggestions topic WAY TOO MANY TIMES
Fiery and twilight be like: 💀
Fiery and twilight be like: 💀
On 2025-04-06 at 01:50:20
AFKism: being AFK on purpose to be frickin annoying in an online race
Deletionism: following random people for no reason and deleting your account
Passwordism: guessing the password of another player in MKPC and trying to get them banned
Trolling track guy: a person who creates "trolling tracks" that are tracks that intentionially troll the player :trollface:
Deletionism: following random people for no reason and deleting your account
Passwordism: guessing the password of another player in MKPC and trying to get them banned
Trolling track guy: a person who creates "trolling tracks" that are tracks that intentionially troll the player :trollface:
On 2025-04-05 at 04:19:06
Mkpcforumamogusism: being sus on the forums
Mkpcforumrickastleyism: rickrolling on the forums
Mkpcforumrickastleyism: rickrolling on the forums



[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
On 2025-05-25 at 23:23:18
Episode 4: Grand Prix 1b
How to win a race episode 4 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
(numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 will be seen in Episode 5 Grand Prix 1c)
______________________________________________________________________________
Mimi: You have been accepted to the Mario Kart PC group! Follow me so I can introduce you to your team!
WorldRecord: *follows Mimi*
Mimi: This is your team! *whispers* they're really bad... Joshy and Yoshi get into fights then they're friends and then they're back to fighting, be careful around them...Anyways team, welcome your new team mate WorldRecord!
*silence...*
???: HEY! Show some respect!
everyone turns around to see who was speaking
???: I'm gonna be your new coach! My name is Jay, i am a really chill guy, just do what is asked and we're cool, got it?
All: Got it
Max: Hey new guy, wanna be friends? I can protect you from those 2 weirdos Yoshi and Joshy.
WorldRecord: Okay!
Miku: What are we gonna do now?
Jay: Head to the racetrack because we're in the Grand Prix.
Joshy to yoshi: This coach is so weird
Yoshi: I know right? So strict
*they all walk to the racetrack*
Coolmonkey: Hey Max! Do you think we're gonna win this race?
Max: Oh yeah we're gonna win it!
Miku: Aren't we doing daisy hills?
August: That's my favorite one!
*the words daisy hills echos in Max's head getting flashbacks of running goats over*
Daisy Hills...I think we can still win it..!
Announcement: Welcome to the Grand Prix 2! We can a crazy race yesterday and we will surely have an amazing race today!
*everyone setting up*
Announcement: We have same teams as yesterday, are both teams ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: I think y'all know what to do, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!!!
Announcement: And they're off! With new racer WorldRecord carry his team!
Joshy: How is that new guy carrying us?!
Yoshi: There's no way he's THAT experienced!
Joshy: Nah, that's it im gonna get there!
Yoshi: JOSHY STOP IT!
Announcement: WOW! We have Joshy zooming right past Pro Karters and driving right by his team mate, this is a guaranteed successful first lap!
WorldRecord: Oh, Hi team mate! Want to work together?
Joshy: Listen, i dont need your help and I don't need your ass on MY TEAM. If you're gonna be on my team, do as I say.
WorldRecord: I thought we were team mates!
*Joshy zooms off as his pride gets the most of him*
August: *in 4th* an item box! *pulls triple red shells* Yes!
Marcelo: *takes a sharp drift*
Limey: *pulls and item box* there's special abilities too!? THIS IS DOPE.
Zach: IM IN 9TH?!?! UGH! Oh look an item box! *pulls a bullet bill* I guess you can call me the luckiest man in MKPC!
Coolmonkey: *drving in peace* What's that noise? Is that an airplane? *turns around* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*gets knocked by the bullet bill*
Announcement: We have Pro Karters in last and somehow have the entire team of "None" in the front pack! What a surprise!!
Pro Karter #1: GRRRRRR, I'm NOT gonna let those people get in front of ME, IM THE BEST. NOT THEM. *pulls a golden mushroom and a star*
He zooms past all the Team "None"'ers
Yoshi: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Pro Karter #1: Yo mama bitch. *zooms past them*
WorldRecord: Who's that?
Yoshi: He's one of the Pro Karters, and he's already shown his cockiness. C'mon WorldRecord, let's show him!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Okay! Lets go!
Announcement: Pro Karter #1 has just passed Yoshi and Worldrecord and it seems they're not happy about that!
Lakitu: Lap 2, You can win this "None" I know you can!
Pro Karter #1: Hmm, so they're catching up huh. Well fine then. *smashes the gas*
Yoshi: He's challenging us to a race huh.
WorldRecord: Don't worry, I'll show him a real race.
Announcement: Wow we have a real competition happening here, WorldRecord and Pro Karter #1 are having a real race! And Yoshi comes up right behind him! AND Joshy! AND AUGUST! AND THE WHOLE TEAM "None"!
*crowd cheering*
Pro Karter: Ugh would you get lost for once? *zooms off*
August: Oh no! My team needs my help, well i'll be a good team mate and help them!
Miku: Oh no August needs help! I should go too!
Zach: Where is my team going? Welp I should go too!
Limey: *catching up* Hey August!
August: Oh hi Limey!! *blushing*
Limey: Im just catching up to help my team mate from that toxic b-b-bad person!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!! GO!!!!!
WorldRecord: Hey! What was all the disrespect back there for?!
Pro Karter #1: Oh my goodness, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, I dont even KNOW WHO ACCEPTED YOU INTO THIS, BUT YOU CLEARLY DONT BELONG.
*WorldRecord stops completely while everyone past by him*
Joshy: Ey bitch, dont fuck with my friend like that or ill get physical.
Announcement: Oh? WorldRecord has come to a complete stop! Without him, his team will lose!
*crowd cheering and WorldRecord hears a voice*
Mimi: WORLDRECORD WIN FOR ME!!
*in his head* im gonna win this, for my family, mimi, but mostly, for my team, the one's who accepted me as a FRIEND,WorldRecord: CAUSE GUESS WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, HATERS WILL BE HATERS
*WorldRecord takes off a crazy high speeds passing all the racers*
*crowd goes crazy*
Announcement: WOW WHAT A COMEBACK!
Joshy: WorldRecord! Win for us!
*everything goes into slow mo*
Yoshi: Woah!
Miku: You go man!
Max: Win for us!
Pro Karter #1: *sees that he got passed by WorldRecord* what the...
*normal speed*
Announcement: AND the winner is
Lakitu: AND the winner is
Lakitu: TEAM NONE!! MAINLY WORLDRECORD.
*crowd screams in joy*
Mimi: Yes! WorldRecord you did it! *watching in the crowd*
Joshy: YEAH WORLDRECORD THATS MY BOY!
Max: YOU DID IT!!
Yoshi: ATTA BOY!!
August: GREAT WORK MAN!!
Miku: YOU'RE THE BEST!
Limey: YOU ROCK!
Zach: YOU'RE AMAZING!!
Marcelo: AWESOME!!
*as they all hug WorldRecord*
Well! That's the end of the 2nd race of the Grand Prix, stay tuned folks for "Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c"
How to win a race episode 4 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
(numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 will be seen in Episode 5 Grand Prix 1c)
______________________________________________________________________________
Mimi: You have been accepted to the Mario Kart PC group! Follow me so I can introduce you to your team!
WorldRecord: *follows Mimi*
Mimi: This is your team! *whispers* they're really bad... Joshy and Yoshi get into fights then they're friends and then they're back to fighting, be careful around them...Anyways team, welcome your new team mate WorldRecord!
*silence...*
???: HEY! Show some respect!
everyone turns around to see who was speaking
???: I'm gonna be your new coach! My name is Jay, i am a really chill guy, just do what is asked and we're cool, got it?
All: Got it
Max: Hey new guy, wanna be friends? I can protect you from those 2 weirdos Yoshi and Joshy.
WorldRecord: Okay!
Miku: What are we gonna do now?
Jay: Head to the racetrack because we're in the Grand Prix.
Joshy to yoshi: This coach is so weird
Yoshi: I know right? So strict
*they all walk to the racetrack*
Coolmonkey: Hey Max! Do you think we're gonna win this race?
Max: Oh yeah we're gonna win it!
Miku: Aren't we doing daisy hills?
August: That's my favorite one!
*the words daisy hills echos in Max's head getting flashbacks of running goats over*
Daisy Hills...I think we can still win it..!
Announcement: Welcome to the Grand Prix 2! We can a crazy race yesterday and we will surely have an amazing race today!
*everyone setting up*
Announcement: We have same teams as yesterday, are both teams ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: I think y'all know what to do, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!!!
Announcement: And they're off! With new racer WorldRecord carry his team!
Joshy: How is that new guy carrying us?!
Yoshi: There's no way he's THAT experienced!
Joshy: Nah, that's it im gonna get there!
Yoshi: JOSHY STOP IT!
Announcement: WOW! We have Joshy zooming right past Pro Karters and driving right by his team mate, this is a guaranteed successful first lap!
WorldRecord: Oh, Hi team mate! Want to work together?
Joshy: Listen, i dont need your help and I don't need your ass on MY TEAM. If you're gonna be on my team, do as I say.
WorldRecord: I thought we were team mates!
*Joshy zooms off as his pride gets the most of him*
August: *in 4th* an item box! *pulls triple red shells* Yes!
Marcelo: *takes a sharp drift*
Limey: *pulls and item box* there's special abilities too!? THIS IS DOPE.
Zach: IM IN 9TH?!?! UGH! Oh look an item box! *pulls a bullet bill* I guess you can call me the luckiest man in MKPC!
Coolmonkey: *drving in peace* What's that noise? Is that an airplane? *turns around* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*gets knocked by the bullet bill*
Announcement: We have Pro Karters in last and somehow have the entire team of "None" in the front pack! What a surprise!!
Pro Karter #1: GRRRRRR, I'm NOT gonna let those people get in front of ME, IM THE BEST. NOT THEM. *pulls a golden mushroom and a star*
He zooms past all the Team "None"'ers
Yoshi: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Pro Karter #1: Yo mama bitch. *zooms past them*
WorldRecord: Who's that?
Yoshi: He's one of the Pro Karters, and he's already shown his cockiness. C'mon WorldRecord, let's show him!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Okay! Lets go!
Announcement: Pro Karter #1 has just passed Yoshi and Worldrecord and it seems they're not happy about that!
Lakitu: Lap 2, You can win this "None" I know you can!
Pro Karter #1: Hmm, so they're catching up huh. Well fine then. *smashes the gas*
Yoshi: He's challenging us to a race huh.
WorldRecord: Don't worry, I'll show him a real race.
Announcement: Wow we have a real competition happening here, WorldRecord and Pro Karter #1 are having a real race! And Yoshi comes up right behind him! AND Joshy! AND AUGUST! AND THE WHOLE TEAM "None"!
*crowd cheering*
Pro Karter: Ugh would you get lost for once? *zooms off*
August: Oh no! My team needs my help, well i'll be a good team mate and help them!
Miku: Oh no August needs help! I should go too!
Zach: Where is my team going? Welp I should go too!
Limey: *catching up* Hey August!
August: Oh hi Limey!! *blushing*
Limey: Im just catching up to help my team mate from that toxic b-b-bad person!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!! GO!!!!!
WorldRecord: Hey! What was all the disrespect back there for?!
Pro Karter #1: Oh my goodness, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, I dont even KNOW WHO ACCEPTED YOU INTO THIS, BUT YOU CLEARLY DONT BELONG.
*WorldRecord stops completely while everyone past by him*
Joshy: Ey bitch, dont fuck with my friend like that or ill get physical.
Announcement: Oh? WorldRecord has come to a complete stop! Without him, his team will lose!
*crowd cheering and WorldRecord hears a voice*
Mimi: WORLDRECORD WIN FOR ME!!
*in his head* im gonna win this, for my family, mimi, but mostly, for my team, the one's who accepted me as a FRIEND,WorldRecord: CAUSE GUESS WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, HATERS WILL BE HATERS
*WorldRecord takes off a crazy high speeds passing all the racers*
*crowd goes crazy*
Announcement: WOW WHAT A COMEBACK!
Joshy: WorldRecord! Win for us!
*everything goes into slow mo*
Yoshi: Woah!
Miku: You go man!
Max: Win for us!
Pro Karter #1: *sees that he got passed by WorldRecord* what the...
*normal speed*
Announcement: AND the winner is
Lakitu: AND the winner is
Lakitu: TEAM NONE!! MAINLY WORLDRECORD.
*crowd screams in joy*
Mimi: Yes! WorldRecord you did it! *watching in the crowd*
Joshy: YEAH WORLDRECORD THATS MY BOY!
Max: YOU DID IT!!
Yoshi: ATTA BOY!!
August: GREAT WORK MAN!!
Miku: YOU'RE THE BEST!
Limey: YOU ROCK!
Zach: YOU'RE AMAZING!!
Marcelo: AWESOME!!
*as they all hug WorldRecord*
Well! That's the end of the 2nd race of the Grand Prix, stay tuned folks for "Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c"
Amazing episode. I knew I would carry the team lol

On 2025-05-19 at 03:02:29
My application
Name:WorldRecord
Color:Blue
Gender:Male
Species:Human
Personality: A nice person, is chill when he needs to be and always competitive whenever racing
Name:WorldRecord
Color:Blue
Gender:Male
Species:Human
Personality: A nice person, is chill when he needs to be and always competitive whenever racing

Mario Kart PC is IMPOSSIBLE!
On 2025-05-23 at 22:15:18
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
Thank you I got WR with your advice

You already have a WR after the advice was given lol
Jumping the corners was good advice tho
Hey, I know roads. Rainbow Roads, that is.
(I'm starting to think tis' was a joke)

...I'm assuming it's a photo of your run bcs I can't see the image.
It is not a run, it is evidence that you never played the game
I have played the game before, don't start with me. Also... WHAT.
Edit: croassung I know.
what im saying is how would i know that you know the game with these stats

Ohhh... I shall explain.
I don't believe this is true since croassung is right, how would there be any evidence you play the game if it says you have 5000 VR in both online modes, no circuits, and no characters
On 2025-05-23 at 22:01:47
2. Slow down and jump the corners.
3. Tbh the road IS pretty thin...
Thank you I got WR with your advice

You already have a WR after the advice was given lol
Jumping the corners was good advice tho
Hey, I know roads. Rainbow Roads, that is.
(I'm starting to think tis' was a joke)

...I'm assuming it's a photo of your run bcs I can't see the image.
It is not a run, it is evidence that you never played the game