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21381 pts ★ Legend
6823 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-03-28 at 20:18:15
Snowflake - A word that describes someone who is emotional
Amogus - The forbidden word of MKPC. Currently is a dead meme that should never be brought up again
Religi-kids - Children that post religious stuff like "SAVE ISRAEL" or "This is haram in islam why do you follow the agenda of it"
Amogus - The forbidden word of MKPC. Currently is a dead meme that should never be brought up again
Religi-kids - Children that post religious stuff like "SAVE ISRAEL" or "This is haram in islam why do you follow the agenda of it"
1On 2024-03-26 at 18:39:35
Onloungephobia - The fear that you'll lose points in lounges or online mode
Banevist - Someone who evades bans
Track Thief - Someone who steals tracks and doesn't give credit to the person who made the original
Emojist - Someone who spams emojis whilst writing a post
Old Beginner - A member who joined around 2016 to 2020, left the site, and then rejoined for a few months, only to leave again
Banevist - Someone who evades bans
Track Thief - Someone who steals tracks and doesn't give credit to the person who made the original
Emojist - Someone who spams emojis whilst writing a post
Old Beginner - A member who joined around 2016 to 2020, left the site, and then rejoined for a few months, only to leave again
2On 2024-03-25 at 22:12:56
Squarian - Someone who makes square tracks
Irrelevaphobia - The fear / hatred towards irrelevant messages
BBcodist - A person that spams random BBcode
New Leaver - A random member that talks on the forums for 3 weeks minimum to 2 months maximum and deletes their account after
Yellow Pianta NPC - Someone who posts comments / messages like "As a ... myself" or if their welcoming a new player; "Welcome to MKPC! Enjoy your stay and make sure to read the rules!"
Irrelevaphobia - The fear / hatred towards irrelevant messages
BBcodist - A person that spams random BBcode
New Leaver - A random member that talks on the forums for 3 weeks minimum to 2 months maximum and deletes their account after
Yellow Pianta NPC - Someone who posts comments / messages like "As a ... myself" or if their welcoming a new player; "Welcome to MKPC! Enjoy your stay and make sure to read the rules!"
3On 2024-03-25 at 20:30:50
skillissueism - having a skill issue
tracktheftophobia - the fear that someone is going to steal one of your tracks
forumism - the hatred for the forums
moderism - the hatred for moderators / admins
color___species___ist - someone who makes "color___species___" posts
tracktheftophobia - the fear that someone is going to steal one of your tracks
forumism - the hatred for the forums
moderism - the hatred for moderators / admins
color___species___ist - someone who makes "color___species___" posts
71Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-03 at 19:17:12
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
yeah okay buddy whatever you say
also good episode btw!!! love it
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11Video game geoguesser
On 2025-05-08 at 21:01:16
seems fun ig
What weird quotes do you randomly think of
On 2025-06-17 at 00:18:30
(soz for revive i just had some really good quotes to share here)
"i have wonderful memories.. from... *thinking* i have no memories! they were wiped by the elite in 2007"
"his name is george. i was with him for 50 something years. however the opps got him"
"im human i think"
"nuh uh"
"what do you mean nuh uh"
"You look like if a man and a woman had a child"
"Pixelcraftian is DEAD - Live on stream!"
"turns out im not the best trad wife"
"im not the drink i am 10 MILLION
"
"OH MY- Why is he British?!"
"idk what that says i cant read smoogly doogly"
"ur mumpa is vbuig"
"Me and James were doing a pregnancy test as a joke. Lets just say, we have cancer"
"i have wonderful memories.. from... *thinking* i have no memories! they were wiped by the elite in 2007"
"his name is george. i was with him for 50 something years. however the opps got him"
"im human i think"
"nuh uh"
"what do you mean nuh uh"
"You look like if a man and a woman had a child"
"Pixelcraftian is DEAD - Live on stream!"
"turns out im not the best trad wife"
"im not the drink i am 10 MILLION
""OH MY- Why is he British?!"
"idk what that says i cant read smoogly doogly"
"ur mumpa is vbuig"
"Me and James were doing a pregnancy test as a joke. Lets just say, we have cancer"
On 2025-03-15 at 15:32:33
some quotes that either come from me going absolutely mentally insane whilst playing pizza tower or from somewhere else
"is the green gas?"
"thank you butter batter!!!"
"quit yapping"
"/summon ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:fireball {ExplosionPower:-2400}"
"I'm going to meet Santa?!"
"We are going to kill Satan"
"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish"
"I got a baker badge! I did all th-th-the-the miners- OH WAIT NO-"
"There are only two genders: little puppy dog and little kitty cat. Correction: there are three genders, the third one being little funny bunny rabbit. Thanks for watching"
"I came back, and I want that gas. Gimme the nitrous!"
"MC Greaseball sticks true to his word"
"Sorry CCat, only Toadette gets women!"
"Mr Orange is the type of guy McPig would draw to prove The Noise has a twin
wait-"
"Temperatures under zero makes snow, icy warm freeze"
"mhm yes very philosophical"
"*fails a section twice in Molasses Swamp* Super Bo Noi-"
"🎶 I am Mr Lung Cancer 🎶"
"Blue Boy from Sikhism!"
"Off to a fantastic start already! *fails again* Off to a great start!"
"UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. PEPPERMAN!"
"Man what the fffffffffffffff.... Cactus"
"is the green gas?"
"thank you butter batter!!!"
"quit yapping"
"/summon ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:fireball {ExplosionPower:-2400}"
"I'm going to meet Santa?!"
"We are going to kill Satan"
"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish"
"I got a baker badge! I did all th-th-the-the miners- OH WAIT NO-"
"There are only two genders: little puppy dog and little kitty cat. Correction: there are three genders, the third one being little funny bunny rabbit. Thanks for watching"
"I came back, and I want that gas. Gimme the nitrous!"
"MC Greaseball sticks true to his word"
"Sorry CCat, only Toadette gets women!"
"Mr Orange is the type of guy McPig would draw to prove The Noise has a twin
wait-"
"Temperatures under zero makes snow, icy warm freeze"
"mhm yes very philosophical"
"*fails a section twice in Molasses Swamp* Super Bo Noi-"
"🎶 I am Mr Lung Cancer 🎶"
"Blue Boy from Sikhism!"
"Off to a fantastic start already! *fails again* Off to a great start!"
"UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. PEPPERMAN!"
"Man what the fffffffffffffff.... Cactus"
On 2024-12-17 at 18:24:15
"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"check the news/election... check your bank account"
"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."
3
12On 2024-12-17 at 00:30:48
"one of those things that will probably form it's own name in time
"eric""
(for context just watch this)
"eric""
(for context just watch this)
On 2024-10-16 at 22:37:25
"sometimes, i dream about cheese."
111On 2024-10-15 at 19:49:18
"If you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutan!"
21On 2024-10-13 at 11:50:35
"There's an endangered species right there *gunshot*"
1On 2024-10-12 at 01:21:36
"Heroin is so powerful he can see everyone's search history"
"I think he means Herobrine"
"No he means Heroin"
"I think he means Herobrine"
"No he means Heroin"
On 2024-10-07 at 01:15:32
"UGGGGHHH YOU'RE BORING! *hijacked intercom outro*"
1On 2024-09-21 at 01:04:35
"hey, fuck ya life! bing bong"
2On 2024-09-17 at 00:21:39
"Oh hi! Get this, I found your corpse a bit ago, great haul, lots of goodies to pillage. Took your items, replaced the batteries, good as new! Don't worry, you can have it back. For a price of course..."
2On 2024-09-02 at 00:11:08
"Hey everybody! I'm Dick, and I'm here to announce the grand opening of my new pizzeria: Dick's Pizza!"
if anyone is wondering what this is referencing then here you go
if anyone is wondering what this is referencing then here you go
211On 2024-08-29 at 09:41:26
"I AM CONVINCED WE AREN'T IN A SIMULATION BECAUSE NO COMPUTER COULD COME UP WITH YOU"
6On 2024-08-10 at 10:14:20
"This is democracy manifest!"
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"