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What's the weirdest dream you've had?
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21381 pts ★ Legend
6823 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-04-20 at 23:29:58
last night i had a dream i was playing team fortress 2 and one of the maps was just my entire school 💀
6On 2024-01-19 at 19:39:08
how do i put videos on my thing
just insert a link between the [yt][/yt] bbcode / command
On 2024-01-08 at 22:01:17
I once had a dream where i was in with Waluigi, burning stuff down, including rosalina's shit world.
I dont know why we burnt stuff, but we did, and in my dreams, Waluigi is wanted for several warcrimes.
I dont know why we burnt stuff, but we did, and in my dreams, Waluigi is wanted for several warcrimes.
Somebody make this a movie!
Waluigi Warcrimes: The Movie
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1On 2024-01-08 at 17:33:49
just made this topic because yea
The weirdest dream I've had was me being in some sort of RPG type game but there was only one boss fight. The game started on top of this hill with palm trees and stuff and then I found this yellowish orange shard thing that didn't really do much but I held on to it anyway. Then, when I got to the middle of the hill, the boss fight happened. It was some sort of sentient metal shovel guy that had a trowel as a head and a metal box as a body. His only attacks were saws that he threw on the ground and lasers. After I defeated him, I woke up and didn't even remember half of it lol
The weirdest dream I've had was me being in some sort of RPG type game but there was only one boss fight. The game started on top of this hill with palm trees and stuff and then I found this yellowish orange shard thing that didn't really do much but I held on to it anyway. Then, when I got to the middle of the hill, the boss fight happened. It was some sort of sentient metal shovel guy that had a trowel as a head and a metal box as a body. His only attacks were saws that he threw on the ground and lasers. After I defeated him, I woke up and didn't even remember half of it lol
Guess the Person (Game)
On 2025-07-09 at 21:46:30
if we can do characters then
1: ahhhh fresh meat
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3: ahhhh fresh meat
(this'll be an easy guess for die of death players
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1: ahhhh fresh meat
2: ahhhh fresh meat
3: ahhhh fresh meat
(this'll be an easy guess for die of death players
)LakituN refridge is gone
On 2025-06-28 at 20:56:38
I deleted myself since MRBabymario taunted me when I said "go easy on me, please." in the online VS. rooms, and he said after that race, "Gg I won that race without drifting." And now, I feel very embarrassed for being beaten by a person who didn't do something very important for an entire race, and I basically ragequitted. Plus, this community has changed a lot (in a bad way) since I was active in 2024. I'm sorry for leaving, but I don't want to deal with a brain-rotted community along with some people I don't like.
Welp, I'm just gonna say one thing, I salute. (・⊃・)\⌒
Also, the MK8DX NSO Expiration Tournament will still be active, y'all are just going to have to handle it yourselves'.
Welp, I'm just gonna say one thing, I salute. (・⊃・)\⌒
Also, the MK8DX NSO Expiration Tournament will still be active, y'all are just going to have to handle it yourselves'.
average forum kid attention seeking attempt
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11The community makes a Track together
On 2025-07-12 at 21:26:12
Salutations, I'm here to present and explain an idea I just had that can be really funny, a custom Track where everyone can participate on its creation by simply commenting here what you want to be there.
Well, you know those topics where they mainly focus on what the comments say (such as MPM, MK but anything goes, forum simulates a civilization, etc.)? It's basically that but on an actual Track in this game, so all you gotta do is comment something you want on the Track and every two days I'll update it with all that you guys said.
An extra thing that'll happen on this topic are time trials competitions, basically every update I'll reset the times on the Track and who gets the best time on those two days will get, as a reward, a sprite/drawing of anything you want related to Track making that is not the Track itself (so stuff like backgrounds and decors).
link for the Track
how it looks like right now
when the Track updates a new comment will appear showing how the Track looks and will also say who won that time's TT challenge.
Well, you know those topics where they mainly focus on what the comments say (such as MPM, MK but anything goes, forum simulates a civilization, etc.)? It's basically that but on an actual Track in this game, so all you gotta do is comment something you want on the Track and every two days I'll update it with all that you guys said.
An extra thing that'll happen on this topic are time trials competitions, basically every update I'll reset the times on the Track and who gets the best time on those two days will get, as a reward, a sprite/drawing of anything you want related to Track making that is not the Track itself (so stuff like backgrounds and decors).
link for the Track
how it looks like right now
when the Track updates a new comment will appear showing how the Track looks and will also say who won that time's TT challenge.
add the roblox spawn symbol somewhere on the track (not as a decor)
PRAISE THE SPAWN /joke
IDEA: Mariokart PC Update?
On 2025-03-02 at 11:19:28
My Ideas are pretty rough. Help if you want.
1. Adding N64 courses to the selection.
2. Adding dark mode to the site. (It's a really simple mod. I have it on my end and I inputed it on DevOptions on Edge. Works fine, except you need to change the unhighligted text from black to white and vice versa for the back.
3. Adding all the colors of Yoshi, Birdo, and Toad and adding Gold Mario as unlockable.
4. Adding sound effects for tricks.
5. Redesigning the start screen to look more like Super Mario Kart, with a simple background (without animation) and menu music.
You guys can list your own ideas.
1. Adding N64 courses to the selection.
2. Adding dark mode to the site. (It's a really simple mod. I have it on my end and I inputed it on DevOptions on Edge. Works fine, except you need to change the unhighligted text from black to white and vice versa for the back.
3. Adding all the colors of Yoshi, Birdo, and Toad and adding Gold Mario as unlockable.
4. Adding sound effects for tricks.
5. Redesigning the start screen to look more like Super Mario Kart, with a simple background (without animation) and menu music.
You guys can list your own ideas.
1: i've heard this suggestion before!!!!
2: could be nice ig
3: custom characters exist
4: tricks already have sound effects
5: there's already menu music
1The Koopa Life - Ask the Koopalings !
On 2025-07-17 at 16:29:49
question for morton: what is it like having the ability to eat anything you want with no major consequences
21Fanfic - The Koopa Life
On 2025-07-03 at 19:17:12
Chapter 1-1: Pilot
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Bowser's Castle, 07:30 am
Morton: Ugh! I'm annoyed!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Did you puke from one of your disgusting food concoctions again?
Morton: No! My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich has gone missing again!
Lemmy: Try checking your stomach before it comes back up from it.
Morton: This isn't funny! I wanted to eat that! Now I'm hangry!
Lemmy: Not surprising coming from the person who thinks Doechii's singing is even slightly tolerable.
Ludwig came downstairs from his room, clearly annoyed at the fact that two of his younger siblings had woken him.
Ludwig: What on Earth is your issue? It's half past seven in the morning, some of us are trying to get some sleep.
Lemmy: You're always asleep, why the hell are you complaining?
Morton: My cheese, bacon, gummy bear, cookie, mango and crayon sandwich was stolen!
Ludwig: Maybe you could benefit from sleeping instead of constantly thinking of what borderline toxic food concoction to cook up next.
Morton: Hey! My sandwiches are tasty!
Lemmy: Says the person whose favourite snack is drywall.
Junior also came waltzing into the room as soon as he heard the commotion.
Junior: Why, hello there, piss stains.
Lemmy: Great, that's the last person I wanted to see after I'd been awake for five hours.
Ludwig: Fuck off, Junior. It's half seven and I'm already tired out from these two oafs bickering about their disgusting sandwich. This isn't even your business.
Junior: (Growls) That's no way to speak to your soon-to-be king!
Ludwig: I'm the eldest child, so I'm father's heir, not you.
Morton: Yeah, Ludwig has more hair than you, Junior!
Lemmy: Not that kind of hair, Morton.
Junior: (Squeals) Oh, that's it! I'm telling my daddy!
Sure enough, Junior ran off to tell Bowser the usual lies about his foster siblings.
Junior: (Wails) D-daddy! Ludwig, Lemmy and Morton were b-b-bullying me!
Bowser: (Gets angry) What?! What'd they do?!
Junior: (Sobs) They-they were m-making breakfast and-and they started p-punching and swearing at me for-for no reason! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Bowser: (Snarls) Alright! That's it! Wait here, Junior! I'll teach them!
Kamek: Bowser, you've got to keep that hypochondriac son of yours on a leash or something. He's done nothing but cause trouble.
Bowser: Piss off, Kamek! He's my son and his siblings are being rude to him as always!
Kamek: (Sighs) Don't say I didn't warn you...
By the time Bowser had gotten to the kitchen, however, the rest of the Koopalings were already there.
Bowser: (Growls) LEMMY! LUDWIG! MORTON! COME HERE NOW!
Lemmy: What's wrong? Junior been lying to your stupid ass again?
Bowser: I will NOT have you talk to me that way, Karen Ljósfarisdóttir Koopa!
Ludwig: How dare she speak up for us.
Morton: Can we stop arguing already? It's eight o'clock and I can't find any paint to cook my thumb tack, chocolate and ham panini in.
Iggy: Your vile taste in "food" never ceases to surprise me, Morton.
Morton: Thanks man.
Bowser: You seriously cook your food in paint?
Morton: Not always! Just when there's no Blooper ink in the cupboards, nor any of that leftover purple stuff Iggy likes to freeze.
Iggy: You cooked your food in my hair growth solution? Well, saves you from having worse hair than Ludwig I guess.
Ludwig: At least my hair doesn't look like a pineapple.
Morton: Speaking of, where did my pineapple, banana and Cheep Cheep casserole go?
Wendy: Idiot brother cooking inedible foods again. #KitchenNightmares
Lemmy: Since when were you a gourmet, Wendy? You fell for the pink sauce trend and everyone knows it.
Morton: Whatever, my sandwich has been stolen and I want it back cause I'm really hungry.
Lemmy: You're literally eating the carpet.
Morton realised that Lemmy had caught him gnawing on the carpet after around thirty seconds, and quickly spat out the velvet rug.
Ludwig: Whatever. Can we just look for this dumb sandwich before I fall asleep again?
Iggy: I guess, if it'll get Morton to shut up.
As the Koopalings went upstairs, they encountered a disgruntled Larry.
Larry: Grrr! Meanieheads!
Roy: Yo, Lawrence. What up, dude?
Larry: (Growls) Go away, Roy! I don't want you guys here!
Wendy: The hell did Roy do? What's gotten you in such a hissy fit?
Larry: Some jerkface stole my ShyPad!
Lemmy: Good, now we don't have to hear those God awful Minecraft parodies at three in the morning.
Larry: (Squeals) Shut up, Lemmy! Steve's Lava Chicken is better than that screamy poop you listen to on repeat!
Iggy: I seriously beg to differ, but that's besides the point.
Morton: Wait, maybe the person who stole my sandwich also stole Larry's ShyPad.
Lemmy: Congratulations, that's the smartest thing you've said all episode.
Morton: (Giggles) I told you I was entullajont!
Lemmy: And now you ruined it.
Roy: I don' get it, what'd anybody want with a sandwich ya can't even put in ya mouth and an overpriced Goombandroid tablet?
All of the Koopalings suddenly came to a conclusion that would've been obvious if they didn't spend half of the episode pointlessly arguing.
Everyone (aside from Morton): Junior.
Morton: Larry.
Lemmy: Morton, Larry literally said that he got his ShyPad stolen from him ten lines ago.
Morton: Oh yeah.
Wendy: But how will we tell dad? Even if all of us told him it was Junior, he wouldn't believe us.
Ludwig: We'll just have to make him believe us.
Roy: Y'mean like we catch 'im red-handed?
Ludwig: Precisely.
Just as Ludwig was about to explain his plan to his siblings, Bowser let out a sonorous roar that shook the entire castle. The Koopalings all agreed to go check what was wrong, and as they reached the throne room, they saw their father frantically searching the entire throne room for something.
Larry: What's the matter, dad?
Bowser: (Roars) Someone's taken my booze and my airship command tannoy!
Kamek: I told you to keep that demon child on a leash.
Bowser: (Groans) For the last time, Kamek, it's not Junior's fault!
Kamek: (Grumbles) You keep telling yourself that...
Lemmy: (Snarls) Great, now we have more useless missing things to look for.
Wendy: Wait, the ACT's gone too?
Lemmy: Yeah, that totally won't spell disaster for the entirety of the Darklands if it's in Junior's grubby mitts.
Morton: I thought dad said it's not Junior's fault though.
Ludwig: Yes, because a psychopathic preteen really wouldn't want to wage war with people over alcohol, money and power.
Larry: I swear, I'll shout at that little dum-dum poopyhead if it was him!
Lemmy: I don't think yelling at an even bigger baby than yourself will fix the war damages done to the Koopa Kingdom, Larry.
Iggy: Lemmy's right. If Junior does have access to the Kingdom's air force then he's probably already got access to our army and navy too.
Larry: (Growls) That meanie!
Ludwig: (Huffs) Please, while we're investigating this, do us all a favour, stop being such a snowflake and shut up, Larry.
Larry: (Sniffs) Fine, jerkhole.
While the Koopalings set out their plan, Junior was sat in his room, surrounded by his family's pilfered things.
Junior: (Laughs) This walkie-talkie thing is great! Hey, Koopa Air Force Unit 1A! Set course for the Jökull Kingdom now!
1A Commander: My prince, we've literally formed a peace treaty with them just two weeks ago!
Junior: (Squeals) Do I sound like I care? Attack them now or I'm telling my daddy that you threatened to beat me up, you little shit stain!
1A Commander: Prince Bowser, you don't understand! Queen Ljósfari is very strong!
Junior: (Growls) I am your prince and you will do as I say, slave! Or don't and you'll get thrown into the lava, simple!
1A Commander: (Grumbles) Fine. But don't expect your father to be happy with you when he finds out.
Junior: Oh, he won't find out. I'm his favourite child, after all.
Kamek entered the room shortly after the treaty was broken with the Jökull Kingdom was broken by the snotty-nosed prince. He gasped in shock horror as he saw the stolen things littered across the toddler's floor.
Kamek: (Growls) Junior, what the hell is all this?! Is that the ACT?!
Junior: (Squeals) Did anyone ever tell you to knock? And yes, this is the bloody ACT!
Kamek: Give me that! It's your father's!
Junior: (Wails) Oh, piss off, oldie! This is my room and these are my things!
Kamek: These are not your belongings, these belong to your siblings!
Junior: They're in my bloody room, aren't they? They're mine!
Junior took one bite of Morton's disgusting sandwich to prove a point and immediately retched, spitting the entire thing out.
Junior: (Squeals) Gross! Tell Morton to make me another sandwich, now!
Kamek: No!
Junior: Do you know who I am, slave?! I am the prince of the Koopa Kingdom! Now go tell Piggy to make his prince another sandwich or I'll throw you into the lava!
Kamek snarled and vanished, leaving the psychopathic child in his room with the stolen things. Meanwhile, the Koopalings had taken position near important areas around the castle that Junior was known to frequent.
Wendy: Hey, where's my ShyPhone?
Ludwig: Yes, because GoomBook, BooTube and TikTokClok are the first things you should worry about when Junior's waging war on the other Darklandic Kingdoms.
Iggy: Can you two please be quiet? Me, Morton and Larry are on the lookout for Junior. Well, me and Larry are, Morton's currently stuffing his face with a burrito that I'm pretty sure has asbestos in it.
Roy came rushing out of his room, clearly panicked.
Larry: What's wrong, Roy?
Roy: Iggy, ya know those Spike Traps ya told me to gets from my room?
Iggy: Yes...?
Roy: Well, when I went to gets 'em, they's completely vanished!
Lemmy: Ugh, more shit's being stolen. That's totally fun.
Iggy: Hey, speaking of errands, Lemmy, where's that reactor core I told you to go get?
Lemmy: Take an educated guess, Poindexter.
Iggy: Shit.
Ludwig: A stupid invention is totally more important than catching the person who's stolen everything and is probably breaking it as we speak.
Iggy: No, you don't understand! I was making a Starman Cannon!
Wendy: The hell's a Starman Cannon?
Iggy: It's this huge battery I was going to power the entirety of the Darklands with by using the power of Starmans!
Ludwig: That's probably the most outlandish thing your brain has ever conjured up. It's even more outlandish than Morton's dietary choices, which says a lot as it is.
Iggy: This is even more important than proving dad wrong right now! We've gotta make sure it's still stable!
The Koopalings all quickly rushed to the laboratory where the Starman Cannon was. When they got there, the Cannon was shaking like a Chuckola Cola bottle with Mentoads inside it.
Iggy: (Screams) The thing's about to blow!
Ludwig: Holy fucking shit.
Lemmy: Great, now I'll never get to know what being taller feels like!
The Starman Cannon soon exploded, the energy inside gushing out like millions of geysers at once. The Koopalings were all hit with the energy blast and knocked out temporarily. After a few minutes, they slowly regained consciousness, though Junior had entered the room, presumably using the opportunity to mock his elder siblings.
Lemmy: What the...
Morton: Hey, is that Junior? Why does he look so funny?
Junior: Why, hello there, shitheads. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken your things, and there's nothing you can do about it because you've just been knocked out. Farewell, dumbasses!
Lemmy got angry at Junior's repeated mockery of her siblings and all of a sudden the young Koopa was encased in a prison of translucent crystals.
Junior: (Squeals) What is the meaning of this, Pipsqueak?! Let me out now!
Ludwig: (Chuckles) I don't think we will.
Somehow, Lemmy was able to turn the crystal walls into handcuffs that fit snugly around Junior's wrists, and the young prince was finally turned in to Bowser.
Bowser: (Growls) What is the meaning of this, Junior?!
Junior: (Wails) Daddy! Listen to me! That mean Lemmy and the other Koopalings-
Bowser: (Roars) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
Junior: (Sobs) It's not my fault!
Kamek led Junior to his room as soon as the stolen goods were returned to their rightful owners.
Bowser: (Sighs) I owe you an apology, Koopalings. Maybe I should've been a bit more careful around Junior.
Larry: It's okay, dad! We're happy to help!
Ludwig: I thought you said you were going to shut up for the rest of the episode.
Larry: Shut up, meanieface! It's practically over anyway!
Lemmy: Okay, so is literally nobody even going to question why I can create and manipulate crystals now?
Morton: Or where my sandwich has gone.
Bowser: Kamek threw it in the bin after Junior tasted it and threatened to throw up over Wendy's ShyPhone.
Roy: How would ya know? You wasn't in Junior's room when that happened.
Wendy: Neither were you. #BreakingThe4thWall
Larry: At least Junior can't be a jerkface to us for the remainder of the episode.
Junior was throwing a temper tantrum in his room while the rest of the family were celebrating over their latest triumph.
Junior: (Wails) I hate you, Koopalings!
yeah okay buddy whatever you say
also good episode btw!!! love it
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11Video game geoguesser
On 2025-05-08 at 21:01:16
seems fun ig
MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
On 2025-04-20 at 11:54:48
reverse shock that shrinks the track instead of the players
2Chuck Norris Topic
On 2025-04-29 at 19:23:44
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him
Very sorry 😔
On 2025-07-02 at 17:18:35
Hi guys if y'all are here I sorry for being annoying I shouldn't have been to mkpc so I,m leaving mkpc
NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE IF YOU DO LEAVE, WE WILL HAVE NOTHING
who tf is "we"
Mario Party PC?
On 2025-02-03 at 16:55:06
wait wait! WAIT! WAIT!!!
IS MARIO PARTY IN MALAHIEUDE REAL WITH:
BOARD CREATOR?!
CHARACTER CREATOR?!
MINIGAME CREATOR?!
BOSSFIGHT CREATOR?!
ONLINE MODE?!
EVERY SINGLE BOWSER´S MINIONS INCLUDING GOOMBA AS PLAYABLE CHARACTER(S)?!
STORY MODE?!
OR WITH THE RYTHYM KITCHEN FROM SUPER MARIO PARTY JAMBOREE?! I CANT BELIVE IT!!!! I THINK IS BOTH! NO WAY!
(why twightlight hates me bruh)
IS MARIO PARTY IN MALAHIEUDE REAL WITH:
BOARD CREATOR?!
CHARACTER CREATOR?!
MINIGAME CREATOR?!
BOSSFIGHT CREATOR?!
ONLINE MODE?!
EVERY SINGLE BOWSER´S MINIONS INCLUDING GOOMBA AS PLAYABLE CHARACTER(S)?!
STORY MODE?!
OR WITH THE RYTHYM KITCHEN FROM SUPER MARIO PARTY JAMBOREE?! I CANT BELIVE IT!!!! I THINK IS BOTH! NO WAY!
(why twightlight hates me bruh)
i dont hate you, i just find you annoying with all your constant unnecessary and repetitive ideas
oh yeah and also the fact you think AI is "good" and all that (let's be honest it's just slop lmao)
Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2025-04-20 at 20:09:52
Olive Oil Ocean, what's the commotion?
Oh, is that a tank? C'mon, well let's show 'em
The fruits of our labor, that oil we savour
The sunk cost fallacy, metal roof praisers
The girl, Cherry Trunk, the big boss shark
With some rockin' socking robots
Cause her toys were out of stock
So she made an oil ocean,
And then she dropped some sharks in
And then she made us and gave us the wrong direction
So, our bot was built out of sticks and twine
It's amazing that it works nine percent of the time!
Our materials are dubious, engineers studious
I built a brick to get here, I walk a straight line
(at 0:27)
Oh, is that a tank? C'mon, well let's show 'em
The fruits of our labor, that oil we savour
The sunk cost fallacy, metal roof praisers
The girl, Cherry Trunk, the big boss shark
With some rockin' socking robots
Cause her toys were out of stock
So she made an oil ocean,
And then she dropped some sharks in
And then she made us and gave us the wrong direction
So, our bot was built out of sticks and twine
It's amazing that it works nine percent of the time!
Our materials are dubious, engineers studious
I built a brick to get here, I walk a straight line
(at 0:27)
On 2025-03-21 at 20:40:15
(yeah ik i revived this i'll just let the forum kids call me out on that one )
The Stupendium - The Fine Print
Welcome to space.
What were you expecting?
It’s a dangerous place.
Thank you for investing.
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we'll bill you for quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
‘Cus If you get eaten there’s fees for your mourners
"Prosperity’s there in the care of magnates
In Halcyon heaven awaits!"
Did you think this was supposed to look like the posters
Well it mostly does, oh if you'd only read closer
"Just ten short years to a new frontier
Snooze as you cruise and you’ll wake up here!"
You’ve been trapped in that ship for an awful long time
So perhaps you have simply forgot what you signed
Oh honestly? Did you not read the colony policy?
That defines you as company property?
That waivers your say in autonomy?
The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key
We put the dollar back into idolatry
If you’re upset you can rent an apology
We are a family forged in bureaucracy
No I in ‘team’ but there’s con in ‘economy’
Were you expecting adventure?
Were you hoping for fun?
My friend you’re indentured
And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure
So venture back down to your slum
That's provided at generous prices
Your worth is determined by your sacrifices
"A small term of service when down on the surface
Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase!"
We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.
Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We’re happy as can be inside the valley cannery
We live to pack the cans of meat and not to question where it’s found
Until we end up in the ground around the corner in the yard
You know we thought we liked the sound of finding glory in the stars
The board has taught us to be proud of never reaching very far
So we earn what we’re allowed and give it right back at the bar
"The Ale to cure what ails ya’!
Zero-Gee Brew! Your favourite flavour!
So work til’ you bleed – ennobled by labour
Then purchase relief from your local retailer!"
If you’d rather drop dead that’s fine
But you know that dropping down dead bears a fine
So you do your job and I’ll do mine
I gotta meet a six foot deep bottom line
We make a fortune for the board by selling boredom door to door
Because it’s all that we deserve and it is all we can afford
The secrets of the universe and all the worlds to be explored
But our dreams are back on earth and now the work is our reward
And you’ll be grateful for seats at the table
Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable
You may waste your days but at least you were able
To pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle
Be faithful and pray we’ll repay what you invest
Behave as you slave for humanity’s interest
On account that you’re all on account
and we’re quickly amounting humanity’s interest
You’d think that we’d sink to the brink of rebellion
With markets dependant on peddling weapons
The architect tells them the secret to heaven
"Is simply consuming whatever we sell them"
We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
(Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We work and then we work and then we work and then we work
And then we work and then we work and then we end up in the ground)
(WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORK WORK WORRY WORRY
WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORRY HURYY WORK WORK)
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
And here, and here, and initial here. Welcome to the family!
)The Stupendium - The Fine Print
Welcome to space.
What were you expecting?
It’s a dangerous place.
Thank you for investing.
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we'll bill you for quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
‘Cus If you get eaten there’s fees for your mourners
"Prosperity’s there in the care of magnates
In Halcyon heaven awaits!"
Did you think this was supposed to look like the posters
Well it mostly does, oh if you'd only read closer
"Just ten short years to a new frontier
Snooze as you cruise and you’ll wake up here!"
You’ve been trapped in that ship for an awful long time
So perhaps you have simply forgot what you signed
Oh honestly? Did you not read the colony policy?
That defines you as company property?
That waivers your say in autonomy?
The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key
We put the dollar back into idolatry
If you’re upset you can rent an apology
We are a family forged in bureaucracy
No I in ‘team’ but there’s con in ‘economy’
Were you expecting adventure?
Were you hoping for fun?
My friend you’re indentured
And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure
So venture back down to your slum
That's provided at generous prices
Your worth is determined by your sacrifices
"A small term of service when down on the surface
Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase!"
We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.
Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We’re happy as can be inside the valley cannery
We live to pack the cans of meat and not to question where it’s found
Until we end up in the ground around the corner in the yard
You know we thought we liked the sound of finding glory in the stars
The board has taught us to be proud of never reaching very far
So we earn what we’re allowed and give it right back at the bar
"The Ale to cure what ails ya’!
Zero-Gee Brew! Your favourite flavour!
So work til’ you bleed – ennobled by labour
Then purchase relief from your local retailer!"
If you’d rather drop dead that’s fine
But you know that dropping down dead bears a fine
So you do your job and I’ll do mine
I gotta meet a six foot deep bottom line
We make a fortune for the board by selling boredom door to door
Because it’s all that we deserve and it is all we can afford
The secrets of the universe and all the worlds to be explored
But our dreams are back on earth and now the work is our reward
And you’ll be grateful for seats at the table
Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable
You may waste your days but at least you were able
To pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle
Be faithful and pray we’ll repay what you invest
Behave as you slave for humanity’s interest
On account that you’re all on account
and we’re quickly amounting humanity’s interest
You’d think that we’d sink to the brink of rebellion
With markets dependant on peddling weapons
The architect tells them the secret to heaven
"Is simply consuming whatever we sell them"
We work. To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to work.
To earn the right to give
Ourselves the rights to buy
Ourselves the right to live
To earn the right to die.
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
(Welcome to our little town! Why don’t you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We work and then we work and then we work and then we work
And then we work and then we work and then we end up in the ground)
(WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORK WORK WORRY WORRY
WORK WORK HURRY HURRY
WORRY HURYY WORK WORK)
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend.
Should have read the fine print
And here, and here, and initial here. Welcome to the family!
On 2024-12-07 at 12:31:57
Pizza Tower OST - Impasta Syndrome (With Lyrics!)
[key: The Noise The Doise Peddito]
You won't suffice
Now pay the price!
Stumble into your new home
Noise, my friend you're all alone!
Theo, I can not be swayed
Real or not you'll feel the rain!
Hey, get off my stage you copycat!
You're not me, do you think you're all that?
Hah! Think again for The Noise is here!
You feel my presence? It's lurking near
You REALLY have balls of steel to try and copy someone who knows how to get real!
You think you're better than the one in yellow?
I'm gonna get rid of your ugly mug, fellow!
Fine then, LET'S BRAWL
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!
HAHAHA!
Okay man you're pissing me off!
You deserve no viewers, not even a cough!
Wait, are you even running a TV program?
Have I been rambling this whole time?
Damn
But it's not like I could know if you are
You're gonna be mute WHEN I LEAVE YOU WITH SCARS!
How'd you even sneak into the studio?
Were the guards slacking off?
I should've known
HEY! (HAH!)
Don't get pissy because your entire team is slackers (HAH!)
You think you'll get rid of me? (HAH!)
HA! That's a knee slapper!
You fell off more than MrBeast after his drama (HAH!)
With my wit and charm (HAH!)
I'll leave you with trauma! (HAH!)
Come on, LET'S BRAWL!
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power!
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!
NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS
AN EYESORE
NONETHELESS
YOU WILL CRY
SAY GOODBYE
WAVED YOUR FLAGS
WHILE I WAVE MINE!
It seems that we reached a conclusion
Give me the key
And you can stop your delusions!
Noise, come on, it's not the end!
You've had it good again and again!
SHUT UP!
You need a saddle, prick?
Because I know how much you love to ride my dick
What ze hell?
That's kinda gay
You'll go down and I'll have my way!
Hahaha!
I'm gonna kill you.
What ze HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
Noise is calling, pick up phone!
I made my presence known!
[key: The Noise The Doise Peddito]
You won't suffice
Now pay the price!
Stumble into your new home
Noise, my friend you're all alone!
Theo, I can not be swayed
Real or not you'll feel the rain!
Hey, get off my stage you copycat!
You're not me, do you think you're all that?
Hah! Think again for The Noise is here!
You feel my presence? It's lurking near
You REALLY have balls of steel to try and copy someone who knows how to get real!
You think you're better than the one in yellow?
I'm gonna get rid of your ugly mug, fellow!
Fine then, LET'S BRAWL
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!
HAHAHA!
Okay man you're pissing me off!
You deserve no viewers, not even a cough!
Wait, are you even running a TV program?
Have I been rambling this whole time?
Damn
But it's not like I could know if you are
You're gonna be mute WHEN I LEAVE YOU WITH SCARS!
How'd you even sneak into the studio?
Were the guards slacking off?
I should've known
HEY! (HAH!)
Don't get pissy because your entire team is slackers (HAH!)
You think you'll get rid of me? (HAH!)
HA! That's a knee slapper!
You fell off more than MrBeast after his drama (HAH!)
With my wit and charm (HAH!)
I'll leave you with trauma! (HAH!)
Come on, LET'S BRAWL!
I WILL STAND TALL
Face my power!
I WILL DEVOUR
After this your program will be a clean slate
It should be cancelled, after all
You've got a lot on your plate!
NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS
AN EYESORE
NONETHELESS
YOU WILL CRY
SAY GOODBYE
WAVED YOUR FLAGS
WHILE I WAVE MINE!
It seems that we reached a conclusion
Give me the key
And you can stop your delusions!
Noise, come on, it's not the end!
You've had it good again and again!
SHUT UP!
You need a saddle, prick?
Because I know how much you love to ride my dick
What ze hell?
That's kinda gay
You'll go down and I'll have my way!
Hahaha!
I'm gonna kill you.
What ze HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!
Noise is calling, pick up phone!
I made my presence known!
On 2024-09-29 at 14:33:23
(sorry for revive, i just have a song i really want to post)
Pressure OST: Search Party (With lyrics)
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Don't bother with an amber alert (PULSING)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (PINGING)
Going through hell to see the next day
Don't bother with an amber alert (RADAR)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (GAMMA)
Going through hell to see the next day
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (PULSING)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (PINGING)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (RADAR)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (GAMMA)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
ARCHIVE
OLD TIDES
TIME: NIGH (Trudging our way out of this hollow place)
DIVINE
PROLOGUE (Speak no worry, speak of me)
BEDROCK (Find SOLACE and GLEE [NO PEACE])
DEPTH (Our time for rest has ended now)
COLD (Our bodies will not be found)
END GOAL (Does it even matter if we survive anyway?!)
Raise your hands up to heaven
Speak so loud your throat achens
Our final test: True Damnation
Stalking those who roam this land
Weep your tears, your will strengthens
Crush their palms with your fate
And
Stain your hands with their tears
Oh
Spill their blood on these sands
Intercom:
Making scheming plans (WARNING)
Giving us demands (RIDGE WORKER DETECTED)
Twiddling our hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Looking up to God (SWITCHING)
Praying your demands (DIRECTIVE)
Begging for his hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Pandemonium:
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to be caught by Searchlights
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to-
[KEY: Angler Chainsmoker Pinkie Froger]
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too-
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind incompliant
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind icompliant
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Faith my savior (SEARCHING)
Mind in prayer
Search, no answer (SCANNING)
Beaming flayers
Mind is racing (SEEKING)
Heartrate raising
Life is fleeting (SEETHING)
End I'm drearing
Faith my savior (YOU.)
Mind in prayer (DON'T.)
Search, no answer (NEED)
Beaming flayers (HELP. NO)
Mind is racing (FAITH)
Heartrate raising (CAN'T)
Life is fleeting (SAVE.)
End I'm drearing (YOU.)
Can we pretend we're not trapped here?
Life of dark you've taught us to fear
Trials, test runs, nothing coheared
Absolute pain all I could hear
Injuries our life held sustained
Inquiry, our meaning unchained
Vials, papers, ethics tapered
All. I. Saw. Was.
Suffering, an unkept wildfire
Treachery, God's bleeding divine
Lies, myths, fables, tales
All. I. See. Is
Plentiful, those pains that you cause
Bountiful, the "joy" you feed off
You. Won't. Hold. Us.
Time we stick it to that big "boss"
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Fixing wires, spilling guts of lies
No surprise
Risking life for it to shine like a light
Dead campfire, snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if you'd live anyway
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
... .- ...- . ... .... .. .--.
-- .- -.- . .-.. .. ..-. .
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
Searchlights:
DANCING IN THE DARK
CREATOR WITH NO SPARK
STRUGGLING TO FILL
DEATH OF GOD'S WILL
Expendable:
Beneath the sand
Our heroes and friends lay burried
In gentler hands
Our very own soul will pave us our way
Scraping the stars
These Searchlights shine lighting up the night sky
Burning demands
These shackles that hold us will not be seen
Oh
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
1, 2, 3, 4 Foes counted more
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
4, 5, 6, 7 God forsakened
!CODE 410!
Pressure OST: Search Party (With lyrics)
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Don't bother with an amber alert (PULSING)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (PINGING)
Going through hell to see the next day
Don't bother with an amber alert (RADAR)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (GAMMA)
Going through hell to see the next day
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (PULSING)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (PINGING)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (RADAR)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (GAMMA)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
ARCHIVE
OLD TIDES
TIME: NIGH (Trudging our way out of this hollow place)
DIVINE
PROLOGUE (Speak no worry, speak of me)
BEDROCK (Find SOLACE and GLEE [NO PEACE])
DEPTH (Our time for rest has ended now)
COLD (Our bodies will not be found)
END GOAL (Does it even matter if we survive anyway?!)
Raise your hands up to heaven
Speak so loud your throat achens
Our final test: True Damnation
Stalking those who roam this land
Weep your tears, your will strengthens
Crush their palms with your fate
And
Stain your hands with their tears
Oh
Spill their blood on these sands
Intercom:
Making scheming plans (WARNING)
Giving us demands (RIDGE WORKER DETECTED)
Twiddling our hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Looking up to God (SWITCHING)
Praying your demands (DIRECTIVE)
Begging for his hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Pandemonium:
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to be caught by Searchlights
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to-
[KEY: Angler Chainsmoker Pinkie Froger]
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too-
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind incompliant
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind icompliant
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Faith my savior (SEARCHING)
Mind in prayer
Search, no answer (SCANNING)
Beaming flayers
Mind is racing (SEEKING)
Heartrate raising
Life is fleeting (SEETHING)
End I'm drearing
Faith my savior (YOU.)
Mind in prayer (DON'T.)
Search, no answer (NEED)
Beaming flayers (HELP. NO)
Mind is racing (FAITH)
Heartrate raising (CAN'T)
Life is fleeting (SAVE.)
End I'm drearing (YOU.)
Can we pretend we're not trapped here?
Life of dark you've taught us to fear
Trials, test runs, nothing coheared
Absolute pain all I could hear
Injuries our life held sustained
Inquiry, our meaning unchained
Vials, papers, ethics tapered
All. I. Saw. Was.
Suffering, an unkept wildfire
Treachery, God's bleeding divine
Lies, myths, fables, tales
All. I. See. Is
Plentiful, those pains that you cause
Bountiful, the "joy" you feed off
You. Won't. Hold. Us.
Time we stick it to that big "boss"
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Fixing wires, spilling guts of lies
No surprise
Risking life for it to shine like a light
Dead campfire, snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if you'd live anyway
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
... .- ...- . ... .... .. .--.
-- .- -.- . .-.. .. ..-. .
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
Searchlights:
DANCING IN THE DARK
CREATOR WITH NO SPARK
STRUGGLING TO FILL
DEATH OF GOD'S WILL
Expendable:
Beneath the sand
Our heroes and friends lay burried
In gentler hands
Our very own soul will pave us our way
Scraping the stars
These Searchlights shine lighting up the night sky
Burning demands
These shackles that hold us will not be seen
Oh
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
1, 2, 3, 4 Foes counted more
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
4, 5, 6, 7 God forsakened
!CODE 410!
On 2024-05-28 at 09:46:24
The Stupendium - The Most Fashionable Faction (TF2 Song)
3, 2, 1, Begin!
Watch out! The scout's out and about.
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (Bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya (Whew!)
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang
I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart.
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell
Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you know what's happening
Safe to say, ya won't be wearing hats again
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again
You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game!
Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't!
I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu
Way back in ancient China when I met him one night
He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing
Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case
You think you're smart but I have the intelligence
Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning.
I’m not cheating you ignorant swine!
I creep in and sneak things right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee
So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see
I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one:
Don't. Touch. My. Gun.
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When i'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia.
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Howdy! The engineer’s in the field (Ya!)
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield (Woo!)
I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (Yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, ‘cause I’ve a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder
Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me.
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that’s no fun…
If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red
If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head
Who wants to battle
When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It’s not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
EDIT: another song
Hit Single Real - Car's Little Song
Hello my name is car and I made this song for everyone!
Enjoy is please hahehe
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time!
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ
I once met a man
His name starts with a G!
Thanks to him, I now have 47 friends
And you're one!
I'll always be here: forever free!
Look ahead
Grow with me
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ...
3, 2, 1, Begin!
Watch out! The scout's out and about.
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (Bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya (Whew!)
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang
I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart.
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell
Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you know what's happening
Safe to say, ya won't be wearing hats again
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again
You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game!
Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't!
I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu
Way back in ancient China when I met him one night
He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing
Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case
You think you're smart but I have the intelligence
Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning.
I’m not cheating you ignorant swine!
I creep in and sneak things right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee
So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see
I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one:
Don't. Touch. My. Gun.
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When i'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia.
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Howdy! The engineer’s in the field (Ya!)
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield (Woo!)
I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (Yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, ‘cause I’ve a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder
Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me.
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that’s no fun…
If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red
If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head
Who wants to battle
When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It’s not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
EDIT: another song
Hit Single Real - Car's Little Song
Hello my name is car and I made this song for everyone!
Enjoy is please hahehe
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time!
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ
I once met a man
His name starts with a G!
Thanks to him, I now have 47 friends
And you're one!
I'll always be here: forever free!
Look ahead
Grow with me
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ...