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double deck wasnt even shown on the track map OR the direct bro only big donut was 💀

what battle tracks do yall think will be in MKWrld? personally here's what i think the selection will be like just based on the music heard in the direct and a lil speculation as well

also this would make for 10 battle tracks which (aside from MKWii which also had 10) is the most battle tracks in an MK game so far

by unhinged i mean like very weird or creepy (e.g. My Secret Warcrimes (from Pizza Tower's OST))

kinda odd question that i've had lingering in my head for a few hours
whats a song you really like that has an extremely unhinged name?

my hot takes i guess:
- mario kart wii sucks and is glazed way too much
- mint choc chip ice cream is overhated
- brown is a really good colour
- pantone 448C isnt that ugly
- germany is better than paris (not even a hot take )
- digital hardcore sucks ass (looking at femtanyl here)
- VR doesnt matter that much

(i might be burned to the ground for some of these)

@supercadenandfriends
unnecessarily reviving a topic that hasnt gotten any messages since 2024

(proof: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=12284&page=5)

@YakkoWarner for openly saying an ableist slur in this topic

wish granted but it has a 45% chance of going over 100% making your phone explode because of too much battery

to Jack Black and the advent calendar becomes easier

Wish granted but racing takes a longer amount of time
to King of the Koopas and every dead topic gets revived usefully

Wish granted but it crashes nearly 95% of the time.
to Bowser and I get a demo of Mario Maker 3

"Did Toby Fox hide a song about Mpreg in a Pokemon game?"

"House is a 2D image. There's supposed to be a house here."

"Opens up to the gore portal. It should not do that."

"Nature is freaky as HELL. Sun kisses us. Frost bites us. Wind blows us. Heat strokes us. And lightning flashes us!"

"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT it."

"I can wake up one day and see that a guy named "Jack the Dripper" has leaked classified government documents on a Minecraft Discord server called Thug Shaker Central. How is this technology even real?"

"mfs be like "i hate this game" but then continue to play it"

"Instead of AI Overview we should have Al Overview where it's written by Weird Al"

"Why am I stuck in traffic?! DONT THEY KNOW?? DONT THEY KNOW WHO I AM??? I-ughh. The Doctor Of Poop, That's Who I Am. AAAAAAAA-"

"Japan's losing? N-no!! Ronaldo, DELETE! Messi, DELETE!"

"Don't know why people think kids learning about gay relationships in school will turn them gay. I learned about World War 2, and am yet to invade Poland"

"Welcome to Diddyblud's Slop Shop. How can we larp you?"
"Yeah hi, we're here for so much larp, it's a crime."

"HERE I COME SAN FRANCISCOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

"Ja-Orange!"

"Ja-ust, kidding!"

"Jarona!"

"Hey Raly!"

"LEND ME YOUR POWER!!"

"Hey guys, I think I found a Glue!"

"They're eating my flesh!"

"Heh.. It's my Jarona!"

"Reality's gay."

"Hi welcome to Diddyblud's Slop Shop how may we larp you?"
"Yeah hi, we're here for so much larp, it's a crime."

"n-no.. we can't... we're both burgers >_<"
"Americans explaining yuri: So imagine two burgers"

"Imagine a little French girl named Cigarette"
"Now imagine a little British girl named- actually my lawyer has advised me not to continue with this one"

"Youtubers be like "GET UP AT 4AM AND RUN!!!" That's alpha!" No it's not. Look at apex predators. They're lazy. Bears hibernate. Lions sleep all day. You know who gets up at 4AM and runs? SQUIRRELS!!"

"I AM GOING TO GET CHIPS FROM THE BARBER SHOP AND YOU CANT STOP ME!"

"Golden Freddy final form. I-I'm not giving context, just Golden Freddy final form."

"5 ibuprofen 2 apple. Try my recipe boy"

"I'm sorry, how did we go from the start of the Industrial Revolution, to a music group?!"

"Call Fix it Felix"
"Fix it Felix is in America. I'm in Puerto Rico."
"Reparar it Félix"

"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"

"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"

"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"

"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"

"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"

"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"

"Persia just made Persia Persian again"

"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"

"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"

"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."

"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."

"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"

"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."

"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."

"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"

"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"

"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"

"My hitbox ran away from me"

"Hello I'd like to order 6 chicken nuggets"
"Why?"
"What do you mean why-"

"So why are you called James when you're just one guy?"
"What the fuck are you doing here-"
"Shouldn't it be just Jame?"

"Pokemon got weird dude.. I liked it better when it was just sludge and rats"

"Where you from bro"
"..Michael"

"Well I would prove it but there's kind of no gorilla"
thud
"Gorilla."
"OH-"

"my nonbinary opp think they them 😂"

"Congrats you have reached your destination. Barbeque chicken alert! Barbeque chicken alert!"

"To move on, you have to defeat all the goopy plunges in the area"

"Oh my god Erick was made by Derick bro"

"What are you doing to Nikola Tesla?!"
"I killed his entire staff and stole a top secret classified weapon"

"We can still make Ralsei do our homework in the Dark World!"
later
"I am Homework Jones!! Solve my puzzles and problems!!"
"I really don't know what you thought would happen"

"They sell cake sticks in the shape of cat tails, but they're kinda too straight. So yeah, I'm just gonna go home and play Nintendogs: Labrador and Friends"

"buttered blud 🤔"

"The purple one."
"What do you mean?"
"The skittle."

"Where do I go from here? Ohhh right The Disney Channel-"

"how do i get out of the fbi most wanted list"

(soz for revive i just had some really good quotes to share here)

"i have wonderful memories.. from... *thinking* i have no memories! they were wiped by the elite in 2007"

"his name is george. i was with him for 50 something years. however the opps got him"

"im human i think"
"nuh uh"
"what do you mean nuh uh"

"You look like if a man and a woman had a child"

"Pixelcraftian is DEAD - Live on stream!"

"turns out im not the best trad wife"

"im not the drink i am 10 MILLION "

"OH MY- Why is he British?!"

"idk what that says i cant read smoogly doogly"

"ur mumpa is vbuig"

"Me and James were doing a pregnancy test as a joke. Lets just say, we have cancer"

some quotes that either come from me going absolutely mentally insane whilst playing pizza tower or from somewhere else

"is the green gas?"

"thank you butter batter!!!"

"quit yapping"
"/summon ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:fireball {ExplosionPower:-2400}"

"I'm going to meet Santa?!"
"We are going to kill Satan"

"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish"

"I got a baker badge! I did all th-th-the-the miners- OH WAIT NO-"

"There are only two genders: little puppy dog and little kitty cat. Correction: there are three genders, the third one being little funny bunny rabbit. Thanks for watching"

"I came back, and I want that gas. Gimme the nitrous!"

"MC Greaseball sticks true to his word"

"Sorry CCat, only Toadette gets women!"

"Mr Orange is the type of guy McPig would draw to prove The Noise has a twin

wait-"

"Temperatures under zero makes snow, icy warm freeze"
"mhm yes very philosophical"

"*fails a section twice in Molasses Swamp* Super Bo Noi-"

"🎶 I am Mr Lung Cancer 🎶"

"Blue Boy from Sikhism!"

"Off to a fantastic start already! *fails again* Off to a great start!"

"UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. PEPPERMAN!"

"Man what the fffffffffffffff.... Cactus"

"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"

"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"check the news/election... check your bank account"

"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."

"one of those things that will probably form it's own name in time
"eric""

(for context just watch this)