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i do
but unfortunately my NSO subscription ran out 😔

nice!!!
also, earlier, i got LMS as Elliot but died like 20 seconds after since the killer was Gasharpoon John Doe and also because i didnt have much health or stamina left

went cave diving in roblox

how does that even work
oh wait it doesnt

double deck wasnt even shown on the track map OR the direct bro only big donut was 💀

what battle tracks do yall think will be in MKWrld? personally here's what i think the selection will be like just based on the music heard in the direct and a lil speculation as well

also this would make for 10 battle tracks which (aside from MKWii which also had 10) is the most battle tracks in an MK game so far

by unhinged i mean like very weird or creepy (e.g. My Secret Warcrimes (from Pizza Tower's OST))

kinda odd question that i've had lingering in my head for a few hours
whats a song you really like that has an extremely unhinged name?

oh my bad sorry

how did you make that

this one also isnt from mkpc but i think its worth sharing

"Cherry Bomb is dead."

"Call Fix it Felix"
"Fix it Felix is in America. I'm in Puerto Rico."
"Reparar it Félix"

"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"

"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"

"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"

"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"

"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"

"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"

"Persia just made Persia Persian again"

"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"

"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"

"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."

"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."

"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"

"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."

"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."

"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"

"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"

"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"

"My hitbox ran away from me"

"Hello I'd like to order 6 chicken nuggets"
"Why?"
"What do you mean why-"

"So why are you called James when you're just one guy?"
"What the fuck are you doing here-"
"Shouldn't it be just Jame?"

"Pokemon got weird dude.. I liked it better when it was just sludge and rats"

"Where you from bro"
"..Michael"

"Well I would prove it but there's kind of no gorilla"
thud
"Gorilla."
"OH-"

"my nonbinary opp think they them 😂"

"Congrats you have reached your destination. Barbeque chicken alert! Barbeque chicken alert!"

"To move on, you have to defeat all the goopy plunges in the area"

"Oh my god Erick was made by Derick bro"

"What are you doing to Nikola Tesla?!"
"I killed his entire staff and stole a top secret classified weapon"

"We can still make Ralsei do our homework in the Dark World!"
later
"I am Homework Jones!! Solve my puzzles and problems!!"
"I really don't know what you thought would happen"

"They sell cake sticks in the shape of cat tails, but they're kinda too straight. So yeah, I'm just gonna go home and play Nintendogs: Labrador and Friends"

"buttered blud 🤔"

"The purple one."
"What do you mean?"
"The skittle."

"Where do I go from here? Ohhh right The Disney Channel-"

"how do i get out of the fbi most wanted list"

(soz for revive i just had some really good quotes to share here)

"i have wonderful memories.. from... *thinking* i have no memories! they were wiped by the elite in 2007"

"his name is george. i was with him for 50 something years. however the opps got him"

"im human i think"
"nuh uh"
"what do you mean nuh uh"

"You look like if a man and a woman had a child"

"Pixelcraftian is DEAD - Live on stream!"

"turns out im not the best trad wife"

"im not the drink i am 10 MILLION "

"OH MY- Why is he British?!"

"idk what that says i cant read smoogly doogly"

"ur mumpa is vbuig"

"Me and James were doing a pregnancy test as a joke. Lets just say, we have cancer"

some quotes that either come from me going absolutely mentally insane whilst playing pizza tower or from somewhere else

"is the green gas?"

"thank you butter batter!!!"

"quit yapping"
"/summon ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:fireball {ExplosionPower:-2400}"

"I'm going to meet Santa?!"
"We are going to kill Satan"

"I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish"

"I got a baker badge! I did all th-th-the-the miners- OH WAIT NO-"

"There are only two genders: little puppy dog and little kitty cat. Correction: there are three genders, the third one being little funny bunny rabbit. Thanks for watching"

"I came back, and I want that gas. Gimme the nitrous!"

"MC Greaseball sticks true to his word"

"Sorry CCat, only Toadette gets women!"

"Mr Orange is the type of guy McPig would draw to prove The Noise has a twin

wait-"

"Temperatures under zero makes snow, icy warm freeze"
"mhm yes very philosophical"

"*fails a section twice in Molasses Swamp* Super Bo Noi-"

"🎶 I am Mr Lung Cancer 🎶"

"Blue Boy from Sikhism!"

"Off to a fantastic start already! *fails again* Off to a great start!"

"UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. UPPERCUT. PEPPERMAN!"

"Man what the fffffffffffffff.... Cactus"

"POINTS POINTS POINTS!"

"30 POINTS... I AM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"tell me about the video... who what when where why..... individuals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"check the news/election... check your bank account"

"Tuesday College Course Online.... DO YOUR WORK YOURSELF : ) AHAHEHEHEHEHEH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Wednesday... Friendsgiving... we are all going to be happy...."

"one of those things that will probably form it's own name in time
"eric""

(for context just watch this)

"sometimes, i dream about cheese."

"If you break your legs it's hard to cook orangutan!"