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Agreed. I'm trying not to crash out because bro just said MKWii graphics are bad. HE'S BASICALLY SAYING YOU SHOULD EXPECT 4K GRAPHICS OUT OF 2008 RENDERING ON A 480P CONSOLE!!!

At this point he should have stayed inactive on the forum. But let's not stray off topic..

Bruh, these update suggestions are NOT suggestions for the next update (if it ever happens) They are meant to be DELIBERATELY stupid. If you want to suggest things for an update, then  DON'T DO IT HERE.

HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???

bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA

1. Make every race 100 laps

2. Remove the ability to make custom characters

3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white

4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player


5. You get banned if you lose vr

6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months

7. Remove Pfps

8. Remove all decors from cm tracks

9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller

10. Remove 150cc as an option

11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time

12. Lock every forum topic

13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing

14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game

15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked

16. Make KB1 a one lap race

17. Remove Time Trials

18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned

19. You have to delete your account if you post a news

20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.

...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!

Replace every circuit in the game with "square tracks".

Both default and custom tracks.

Also, add a rule against any criticism of square tracks.

i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii

IamJack is not saying that your suggestions are bad. He is saying that this forum topic is only for suggestions that are intentionally bad. That means that you are only allowed to put bad MKPC update suggestions that are meant to be bad here in this forum topic.

this is for intentionally bad suggestions

Still not what this topic is about

No, this channel is for intentionally bad suggestions. Like a gun where if you successfully shoot someone in the race, they fall out of their kart and die and get banned forever from online mode.

Er, why would they change the name to MKPC Deluxe when the game is still just Mario Kart PC? Makes no sense

That would be a really funny April Fools update. Can’t have forum kids or message farmers if there’s no forum to begin with!

However, for a more permanent update, simply removing message ranks would be cool (I know this has been said repeatedly by other people in here, but it’s really the only thing I want). It would lower the number of (or outright get rid of) message farmers.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this website is ment to replicate Super Mario Kart. Maybe try looking at them custom tracks?