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no but season 2 i will have entirely new cast

edit: i changed my mind, inactive ppl will be cut off and people who want to stay can stay
6/21/25

Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d (TRAILER)


Shy Guy: Hey! What are you doing in our territory?!?!

Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Grand Prix! We will be racing in the Shy Guy Baazar! Racers will have to be careful! Shy Guys get real aggressive when others get in their territory!

ZOOM!

Yoshi: Let's go!!
Joshy: Oh yeah!
UK: Hell yea.
WorldRecord: Out my way!
August: Woooo!!

Shy Guy: Hi there..can i...drive in your kart with you...?
Yoshi: Such a cutie pie! Hop in!

Shy Guy Mom: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY!
Shy Guy: Oop, thats my mom...Well, i always come back to her, keep driving!

Shy Guy: Im gonna tell my master your racing on OUR land! General Guy!!!!!!!

Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c


How to win a race episode 5 featuring...


1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)


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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*

Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.

Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.

Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.

mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.

*they all walk out*

Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!

Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...

Lakitu: Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!

Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!

Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*

Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!

Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*

they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*

Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?

Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!

*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*

they exit and taunt at the finish line

Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...

*they both cross the line*

Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!


Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic

Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!

Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d

no you’re good I’m mainly talking to short bug cause I just dropped a list

did you even read the list. it's been updated hours ago when I realized Spooky Yoshi has to be cut off way before you requested to be in the fanfic

Episode 4: Grand Prix 1b


How to win a race episode 4 featuring...

1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)


(numbers 12, 13, 14, and 15 will be seen in Episode 5 Grand Prix 1c)



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Mimi: You have been accepted to the Mario Kart PC group! Follow me so I can introduce you to your team!
WorldRecord: *follows Mimi*
Mimi: This is your team! *whispers* they're really bad... Joshy and Yoshi get into fights then they're friends and then they're back to fighting, be careful around them...Anyways team, welcome your new team mate WorldRecord!

*silence...*

???: HEY! Show some respect!

everyone turns around to see who was speaking

???: I'm gonna be your new coach! My name is Jay, i am a really chill guy, just do what is asked and we're cool, got it?

All: Got it


Max: Hey new guy, wanna be friends? I can protect you from those 2 weirdos Yoshi and Joshy.
WorldRecord: Okay!
Miku: What are we gonna do now?
Jay: Head to the racetrack because we're in the Grand Prix.
Joshy to yoshi: This coach is so weird
Yoshi: I know right? So strict
*they all walk to the racetrack*
Coolmonkey: Hey Max! Do you think we're gonna win this race?
Max: Oh yeah we're gonna win it!
Miku: Aren't we doing daisy hills?
August: That's my favorite one!

*the words daisy hills echos in Max's head getting flashbacks of running goats over*

Daisy Hills...I think we can still win it..!


Announcement: Welcome to the Grand Prix 2! We can a crazy race yesterday and we will surely have an amazing race today!
*everyone setting up*

Announcement: We have same teams as yesterday, are both teams ready?

Pro Karters: YES!
Team None: YES!


Lakitu: I think y'all know what to do, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!!!

Announcement: And they're off! With new racer WorldRecord carry his team!

Joshy: How is that new guy carrying us?!
Yoshi: There's no way he's THAT experienced!
Joshy: Nah, that's it im gonna get there!
Yoshi: JOSHY STOP IT!

Announcement: WOW! We have Joshy zooming right past Pro Karters and driving right by his team mate, this is a guaranteed successful first lap!

WorldRecord: Oh, Hi team mate! Want to work together?
Joshy: Listen, i dont need your help and I don't need your ass on MY TEAM. If you're gonna be on my team, do as I say.
WorldRecord: I thought we were team mates!
*Joshy zooms off as his pride gets the most of him*
August: *in 4th* an item box! *pulls triple red shells* Yes!
Marcelo: *takes a sharp drift*
Limey: *pulls and item box* there's special abilities too!? THIS IS DOPE.
Zach: IM IN 9TH?!?! UGH! Oh look an item box! *pulls a bullet bill* I guess you can call me the luckiest man in MKPC!
Coolmonkey: *drving in peace* What's that noise? Is that an airplane? *turns around* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*gets knocked by the bullet bill*

Announcement: We have Pro Karters in last and somehow have the entire team of "None" in the front pack! What a surprise!!

Pro Karter #1: GRRRRRR, I'm NOT gonna let those people get in front of ME, IM THE BEST. NOT THEM. *pulls a golden mushroom and a star*

He zooms past all the Team "None"'ers

Yoshi: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Pro Karter #1: Yo mama bitch. *zooms past them*
WorldRecord: Who's that?
Yoshi: He's one of the Pro Karters, and he's already shown his cockiness. C'mon WorldRecord, let's show him!
WorldRecord: Uhm, Okay! Lets go!

Announcement: Pro Karter #1 has just passed Yoshi and Worldrecord and it seems they're not happy about that!

Lakitu: Lap 2, You can win this "None" I know you can!

Pro Karter #1: Hmm, so they're catching up huh. Well fine then. *smashes the gas*
Yoshi: He's challenging us to a race huh.
WorldRecord: Don't worry, I'll show him a real race.

Announcement: Wow we have a real competition happening here, WorldRecord and Pro Karter #1 are having a real race! And Yoshi comes up right behind him! AND Joshy! AND AUGUST! AND THE WHOLE TEAM "None"!
*crowd cheering*

Pro Karter: Ugh would you get lost for once? *zooms off*
August: Oh no! My team needs my help, well i'll be a good team mate and help them!
Miku: Oh no August needs help! I should go too!
Zach: Where is my team going? Welp I should go too!
Limey: *catching up* Hey August!
August: Oh hi Limey!! *blushing*
Limey: Im just catching up to help my team mate from that toxic b-b-bad person!

Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!! GO!!!!!

WorldRecord: Hey! What was all the disrespect back there for?!
Pro Karter #1: Oh my goodness, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR TEAM DOESN'T WANT YOU, I dont even KNOW WHO ACCEPTED YOU INTO THIS, BUT YOU CLEARLY DONT BELONG.
*WorldRecord stops completely while everyone past by him*
Joshy: Ey bitch, dont fuck with my friend like that or ill get physical.

Announcement: Oh? WorldRecord has come to a complete stop! Without him, his team will lose!

*crowd cheering and WorldRecord hears a voice*

Mimi: WORLDRECORD WIN FOR ME!!

*in his head* im gonna win this, for my family, mimi, but mostly, for my team, the one's who accepted me as a FRIEND,WorldRecord: CAUSE GUESS WHAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, HATERS WILL BE HATERS

*WorldRecord takes off a crazy high speeds passing all the racers*

*crowd goes crazy*

Announcement: WOW WHAT A COMEBACK!
Joshy: WorldRecord! Win for us!
*everything goes into slow mo*
Yoshi: Woah!
Miku: You go man!
Max: Win for us!
Pro Karter #1: *sees that he got passed by WorldRecord* what the...
*normal speed*

Announcement: AND the winner is
Lakitu: AND the winner is

Lakitu: TEAM NONE!! MAINLY WORLDRECORD.

*crowd screams in joy*
Mimi: Yes! WorldRecord you did it! *watching in the crowd*

Joshy: YEAH WORLDRECORD THATS MY BOY!
Max: YOU DID IT!!
Yoshi: ATTA BOY!!
August: GREAT WORK MAN!!
Miku: YOU'RE THE BEST!
Limey: YOU ROCK!
Zach: YOU'RE AMAZING!!
Marcelo: AWESOME!!
*as they all hug WorldRecord*

Well! That's the end of the 2nd race of the Grand Prix, stay tuned folks for "Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c"

that dont mean nun, its about who requested first

y'know theres already 15 right?

Episode 3: Grand Prix

Starring: @Yoshi649
@NyanCat
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@JoshyEsploshi
@Coolmonkey
@Spooky_Yoshi (will not participate next episode because of banned)
@WorldRecord


Mimi: We have our Grand Prix happening in 15 minutes so you guys go get changed and warmed up!
Everyone: Alright!

*in the locker room*

Max: Do you guys think we're gonna win this cup?
Yoshi: What kind of dumbass question is that? Hell yeah we're winning this shit.
Joshy: And i'm gonna carry you guys as always
Yoshi: FIRST OF ALL, only reason you won is because you had that bullet bill, without that, you're ass.
Joshy: BETTER THAN YO FAT ASS THAT CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DAMN KART
Yoshi:*walks up to joshy's face* YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT LIKE LAST TIME?
Joshy: IM BEATING YOUR ASS
Max:*pushes them away* Just hurry up and get dressed guys! We can't be arguing, this is the 3DS Mushroom Cup! We have to focus!
*they both get dressed and head for the race track*
MKfan: so... do we have a team name yet?
August: Oh right...i forgot...

Lakitu: You guys need to hurry up, the Grand Prix is starting in 3 minutes!

*they get into their karts and bikes.*

Announcement: Welcome! Spectators and racers! Welcome to the Mario Kart 7 Mushroom Cup! This is the most exciting Grand Prix we've had since 1992!

Coolmonkey talking to max: This has been around since 1992?!?!

Max: You just realized?!?!

Announcement: We will be having 2 teams as of last cup! 1st team we still have a..."None" and we have the "Pro Karters"! We will be starting in 1 minute!

*lakitu getting ready*
Are you guys ready?

Pro Karters: Yeah!
None: Yeah!

START YOUR ENGINES RACERS!

Lakitu: THREE...TWO...ONE...GO!!


Announcement: Wow! They all vroom off into Toad Circuit taking the first turn! With Team None's #1 Racer, Joshy Exploshi! And Pro Karter right behind!

Joshy: Hah! I'm already in first, Yoshi is never winning this!

*Yoshi coming behind him*

Yoshi: You remember we're trying to work together right?
Joshy: Alright fine, we'll work together! *as he hands Yoshi a banana*

Announcement: Woah Woah Woah! Is that Team None breaking the rules? Rule 3 in the book says "Shall no team mate let other team mates borrow items for the sake of winning." That is a penalty for Joshy! Engine off for 1 minute!


Joshy: Well...this is it yoshi...
Yoshi: Dont worry I will get in a good placement for you!
MKFan: *gets a blue shell* what does this thingy do?

Announcement: It seems that Team Pro Karters are in fourth and... ONE OF THE TEAM NONE HAS PULLED A BLUE SHELL!!

MkFan: So how does this work? *throws it* WOAH!!

Blue Shell: *running in to people* Out my way! Make way for the spiny shell! Move it!!


Announcement: AND THE BLUE SHELL HAS HIT! Oof that hurts...*flinching*


Joshy: *kart starts up again* Let's go!
*he pulls a golden mushroom

Joshy: WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*as he zooms into 1st*


Lakitu: Lap 2! Hurry up i dont want to be here all day!

Joshy: *In first pulling a super horn.* Wooo! Come near me and you're in for a world of noise! and hurt.
August: *in last place.* Noooo!!! how can I get back in 8th! there's like 12 players!
*pulls a star*
August: Let's go!
MKFan: *making contact with other team*
Pro Karter racer #5: Yo what's up fucker. Y'know we gon win this shit right?
MKFan: Im not scared of you! We're winning this shit, i dont care what comes out of your nasty, hot, disgusting mouth, WE. ARE. WINNING, so bye! *zooms off*

Coolmonkey: Hey whats up Max!
Max: Nothin much! Hey! We're entering the final lap!


Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!


Max: *driving* Coolmonkey are you okay?
Coolmonkey: Yeah I just dont know how to use this shock thingy.

*back in the front pack*

August: Hmm hmm hm hm hmmm! I love racing, its so peaceful and sunn-

*shock hits*


Max: Well thats what it does, but it only hit the other team!
*yoshi and joshy zooming like crazy to the finish line*
Yoshi: Joshy, don't let pride get in the way! Remember we're a team, to win this TOGETHER!
Joshy: You're right...ABOUT ME WINNING THE RACE AHAHAHAHAHA!
*he gets 1st*


Announcement: And the team who won the Toad Circuit Mushroom Cup is... TEAM NONE!!


*croud cheers*

Max: COOLMONKEY WE DID IT!!!
August: WE WON!!! WOOOHOO!
MKFan: WE ACTUALLY WON!
Yoshi: Let's GO!!!!
Joshy: YEAH! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT!
Coolmonkey: LETS GO!!!!

Announcement: We will start the 2nd race tomorrow, Thank you for being here everyone!

*back at application center for racing*

???: Excuse me, is there anymore sign up papers for the Mario Kart group?

Mimi: Actually yes there is more! I am going to need your name please?

???: My name....



Episode 4 coming today!

Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)


After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)



August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment




Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking



Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-



Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?



Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.



Announcement: MKPC Global racers-


Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?


Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!



Iam: steps in his custom kart



Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.



Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too



5 minutes pass...




Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.




they all drive to the track while everything is getting started



Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.



MKfan: Did we get a team name?



Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.



everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.




Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"




crowd laughs



Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!



Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!




VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!




Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!




Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?




Mr. David: F*ck.




Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item




item sound effect




Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!




Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.


2nd Commentator: Very funny.



crowd laughs



Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?




Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell



Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!



Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.



Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!



Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.



back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!



KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




crowd looks away and flinches.




Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.





Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!




All the other racers pass him




LAP 2



Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off



Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.




Joshy is in last.



Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!



He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill



Joshy: smirks Bet.


LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!



Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.


KA-CHOW



Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!




crowd goes crazy




Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!



Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st



Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!


2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS



everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed


Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team




crowd: screams in happiness and joy





Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!



Next episode coming soon...

Maybe, but the reason why I'm not making much is because of school, or I have to do other stuff when I'm free on the weekends, Next episode will come out 80% babymario64 guaranteed, so...stay tuned!

Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!


(heres some background music if you want)


Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!



Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!




they all go into the bus and taking a seat


Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.


Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?



the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars



Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!




Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!


Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick



the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway




CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!



back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.




August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone



something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart



August: Oh f*ck yeah




back on the freeway



Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut



Driver: We're here!




everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever




Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!



Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!



everyone stares at him



Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes


Kirby: Unbelivable.


Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!



Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi


Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.



Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!



coolmonkey pops up between them


Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.



they all look at each other



Joshy: It's on.



at the Training Ring



Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!



they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer



August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-



Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!


August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....



Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?



All: YES MA'AM



Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's


Yoshi: No she's your's!



Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!



August: G-guys?


C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY



August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up



C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?



I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!




silence....





Chapter 2 coming soon!