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7710 pts ★ RacerOn 2026-03-16 at 00:31:43
"El thankito?"
"Unfortunately, according to this map, New Zealand still exists."
"Grass is green, winter is cold, and my ex-wife is taking the beach house."
"Well there's an I in stupid to! Wait no-"
"Why Am I Single Quiz"
"I know it's Margaret's birthday, but, I wish these presents were for me..."
"The only rules of UNO are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are."
"The process of making funyuns is just punching Sonic over and over."
"How did Father Christmas get all the presents in like lots of times?"
"I think he just shoplifts."
"🎶 COME FLY WITH USSSS, COME DIE WITH USSS 🎶"
"You're my nunchuck to my Wiimote. You are useless without me."
"I feel like I need a restraining order from myself."
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
"I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk."
"So Red Bull gives you wings? Well I went to my second floor-"
"It has been an honor. I'm sorry to see you go, Miguel, I hope you die very soon."
"...What??"
"Now I know that sounds bad."
"Am I asleep? That doesn't make any sense. That'd mean he's sleeping too, and he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
"They lived happily ever after...and then diedeth the same day."
"Sly Cooper In: We're Gonna Drive There!"
"Look, ramps!"
"We can use these as ramps!"
"You sound like how dust tastes"
"𝓛𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷"
"Blame Hivemind"
"gonna dox a bug: grass"
"My brother in Zeus, this was literally prophesized to you."
"Children's Falling Block Puzzle Game!"
"Walm"
"Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave."
"Uhm... why is it glowing?"
"That's a metal bowl."
"To your house? In 3D LAND!?"
"AIR FRY THAT HEDGEHOG"
"u support gay rights? how are you straight?"
"ok i support animal rights too, do i look like a fucking armadillo to you?"
"Unfortunately, according to this map, New Zealand still exists."
"Grass is green, winter is cold, and my ex-wife is taking the beach house."
"Well there's an I in stupid to! Wait no-"
"Why Am I Single Quiz"
"I know it's Margaret's birthday, but, I wish these presents were for me..."
"The only rules of UNO are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are."
"The process of making funyuns is just punching Sonic over and over."
"How did Father Christmas get all the presents in like lots of times?"
"I think he just shoplifts."
"🎶 COME FLY WITH USSSS, COME DIE WITH USSS 🎶"
"You're my nunchuck to my Wiimote. You are useless without me."
"I feel like I need a restraining order from myself."
"Name a Sonic the Hedgehog character without the letter 'a'."
"I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to milk."
"So Red Bull gives you wings? Well I went to my second floor-"
"It has been an honor. I'm sorry to see you go, Miguel, I hope you die very soon."
"...What??"
"Now I know that sounds bad."
"Am I asleep? That doesn't make any sense. That'd mean he's sleeping too, and he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
"They lived happily ever after...and then diedeth the same day."
"Sly Cooper In: We're Gonna Drive There!"
"Look, ramps!"
"We can use these as ramps!"
"You sound like how dust tastes"
"𝓛𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷"
"Blame Hivemind"
"gonna dox a bug: grass"
"My brother in Zeus, this was literally prophesized to you."
"Children's Falling Block Puzzle Game!"
"Walm"
"Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave."
"Uhm... why is it glowing?"
"That's a metal bowl."
"To your house? In 3D LAND!?"
"AIR FRY THAT HEDGEHOG"
"u support gay rights? how are you straight?"
"ok i support animal rights too, do i look like a fucking armadillo to you?"
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1On 2025-06-17 at 05:51:33
pizza dot in the coffee shop
what will she do
what will she do
On 2024-11-02 at 02:01:43
not that i think of it but i found it in AI Undertale livestream
"metal"
"no"
"metal?"
"no"
"metal?"
"no"
"why?"
"ketchup"
"no"
"why?"
"metal"
"no"
"metal"
"no"
"metal?"
"no"
"metal?"
"no"
"why?"
"ketchup"
"no"
"why?"
"metal"
"no"
On 2024-10-20 at 17:07:55
"Eh, eh? Vive la France!" *gets 1 hit ko'd*
On 2024-10-17 at 23:19:35
1On 2024-10-12 at 23:38:39
"PAPYRUS YOU TURNED YOURSELF INTO SPAGHETTI, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?"
On 2024-10-06 at 01:24:03
”Can I get a discount for pain?”
On 2024-09-29 at 23:02:10
”You look beautiful”
“WHOA! TOO STRONG of a COMPLIMENT on a FIRST DATE!!!”
“WHOA! TOO STRONG of a COMPLIMENT on a FIRST DATE!!!”
1On 2024-09-08 at 19:45:15
”Hey, that’s!”
”Hey, that’s!”
”Hey, that’s- Hey! that’s!”
”Hey that’s- I’ve found you, faker!”
”Faker?”
”I think I’m the fake hedgehog around here!”
”You’re not even good enough to be my fake!”
”I’ll make you eat those words!”
clip
”Hey, that’s!”
”Hey, that’s- Hey! that’s!”
”Hey that’s- I’ve found you, faker!”
”Faker?”
”I think I’m the fake hedgehog around here!”
”You’re not even good enough to be my fake!”
”I’ll make you eat those words!”
clip
On 2024-09-04 at 03:36:53
”EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!?!? WHERE’S THE THERAPY BUTTON!?!?”
4On 2024-08-20 at 14:13:30
”I’m in the middle of nowhere again. I can’t find my ke- Hey you know what this place looks like? Looks like Pumpkin Hill! [starts dooting to the Pumpkin Hill theme]”
7On 2024-07-21 at 22:02:05
”How the fuck did we get to Egypt!?”
-Hayley Rose as Knuckles
(Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story Realtime Fandub)
-Hayley Rose as Knuckles
(Sonic Adventure 2 Hero Story Realtime Fandub)
Space for Anything... again
On 2026-03-14 at 19:20:34
s=WHAT I SAY
Greetings, esteemed interlocutor! It has come to my solemn attention that your recent enunciations have not quite met the expected loquaciousness. In accordance with the newly instated and meticulously revised compendium of regulations, it is with the utmost gravity that I must remind you that any manifestation of digital detritus, commonly referred to as 'spam,' is strictly and irrevocably proscribed. This encompasses, but is not limited to, the dissemination of utterly futile messages, bereft of substance or intellectual merit, perpetrated solely for the base purpose of inflating one's post count. Examples of such egregious violations include, but are certainly not limited to, monosyllabic utterances consisting of a mere word or the digital equivalent of hieroglyphic graffiti, namely, an incessant barrage of emojis forming an impenetrable wall of pictorial nonsense. Ergo, you are hereby implored to refrain from the practice of contributing single, isolated letters within the sacred confines of this forum. This is merely a gentle nudge, a friendly exhortation, a benevolent reminder, intended to foster a more expansive and intellectually stimulating discourse. It is my sincerest hope that you will soon grace us with sentences of considerably greater magnitude, depth, and eloquence, thereby elevating the overall quality of our collective digital agora. Your cooperation in this matter is not only appreciated but expected, for the betterment of the forum and the edification of all who partake in its digital tapestry.
... WHAT DID I DO???
you made a message of one single letter
"s"
it does not follow rule
2On 2026-03-01 at 02:43:17
Wait is the message counter gone?? I don't see it anymore
If yes then THANK GOD
If yes then THANK GOD
no they're still there
On 2026-02-23 at 05:04:52
had once thought of a custom track that combines the 56 base tracks of MKPC with the override (i think its called, i havent done any track making recently) feature, where 1 each of 56 laps (inspect edited) is 1 lap of one track and a distance before the finish line, the map switches to the next track, and so on.
though im not sure if that'll be okay, considering the recently revised rules
though im not sure if that'll be okay, considering the recently revised rules
On 2026-01-15 at 23:33:13
POV: everyone at the cinema watching A Minecraft Movie when Jack Black says "Chicken Jockey!"
I was thinking that I am Steve Would have more hype... It's just Jack Black saying Chicken Jockey...
Flint and steel is the best Minecraft meme though
The Chicken Jockey Trend also resulted in some people throwing confetti all over the place, and one person even brought a live chicken to the same theater, which was saved for the Chicken Jockey Scene. Immediately after the chaos unfolded, the chicken was brought out, and was thrown around. Immediately, the Manager turned off the movie, and told everyone to get out, and that they would not be recieving any refunds. WHY THE HECK ARE THEY BRINGING A CHICKEN INTO THE THEATERS IN THE FIRST PLACE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON'S MIND?!
they brought the chickenjockeyfor the scene obviously how they hid it we should ask-
A little late but… PEOPLE WERE LITERALLY BRINGING FIREWORKS TO THE THEATER, LITERAL FIREWORKS
how does that answer my question
On 2025-11-26 at 17:04:30
I'm sure the Mach Bike will dominate the Flame Runner!
you're gonna fall off that bike💀
Yeah, I'm coming back to my Bullet Bike...
you're gonna go flying to the darklands with those tilts in the bike💀
Don't worry, you can't fall in Mario Circuit
you're gonna crash into the fence💀
My motion is going sideways, which means I'm heading towards the road.
Umm, actually, you will hit an invisible wall and get sent right back to where you came from.
No the invisible wall can send you to the shadow realm
Get yourself into the screen he is showing. Let's see what happens
had i not addressed this a month ago?
wah wah wah wah wah
dislike opinionif yall wanna bicker back and forth, best do it in the DMs
im so sorry if this sounds too harsh, im just trying to regulate this to what Invu mentioned.
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1On 2025-11-19 at 00:25:54
Also, would anyone be interested in reading a MK inspired story (sorta) that I'm currently writing? It has a lot of lore and stuff surrounding it and might be hard to explain, but basically its a Nintendo universe with a lot more explanations and lore and connections and realistics and stuff.
And if someone could please tell me where I would post said story?
it'd be better to have its own topic
to create one: Forum --> (any category, "Various discussions" in this case) --> New Topic, type your title and message
for the message, since it will be the first in the topic, i reccommend an introduction
1On 2025-11-16 at 05:13:44
This might be a really dumb question, but how do you make track specific challenges in a multi cup? Right now, when I press “make challenge” in my multi cup, it has challenges for the multicup, not a specific track. How can I make track challenges for a multicup?
.....make the challanges in the track's page instead of the multicup's?
On 2025-11-08 at 23:46:55
Have y’all forgot about invus message?
I mean I feel like not as much has gone wrong recently (aside from maybe ToadFromWiiCube's endless 3D Mario complaints) like if we're not going to send videos, ask actual questions or share opinions here then what's even the point of the topic. Tell me if I'm wrong here but I don't see a problem
where in his message did he say you couldnt?
what he mentioned in his message is that Space for Anything is NOT for "absolutely anything" like the most minor things (such as the weather today) nor for message farming (or even anywhere) and that you shouldn't create nor engage in any arguments
he never said you couldnt send videos, questions, or opinions (that dont involve arguments)
anyway, the topic was created because topics about minor inconveniences were being made
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