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tails12232 wrote:
Ivve wrote:
Neowave wrote:
guys if you don't stop with the nsfw stuff I'ma lock this topic

No please dont, this do not feel like a messege farming topic already



How in the living fuck are you in north Korea

yeah bro i live in yemen
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me and neo already said it once- actually neo said it multiple times
PLEASE stop with the nsfw stuff, genuinely its not funny
i know i did it but i atleast learned my lesson
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okay i know i did it too but can we please stop with the nsfw jokes and actually use the topic on how it's supposed to be used, thank you now go have a ROTTEN DAY!;)
jk but still
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Blue-Yoshi wrote:
yoshi f#cking sucks bro why would anyone like this dumbass character

Exactly bro
this stupid ass ugly green dinosaur should be erased from existence
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Neowave wrote:
I ate a giraffe yesterday

nice I ate some starving crazed weasels for breakfast

yeah for lunch i had some camel balls with some frogs and potato chips, ts was delicious

My dad says when he was gonna bring some sweaty hippo dih lunch and pig eyes at 4 pm can't wait

yo sounds delicious can i come over?
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Teh Squacky Squizshow!!

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holy fucking shart ugh\....
question numer-o dos-o
is this a 2D or 3D kirby game?
https://i.imgur.com/3xC5xEi.png

2d
cross1
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holy fucking shart ugh\....
question numer-o dos-o
what tag level on Level Share Square has 14 people working on it, and is releasing on gta 6's?

is it room rush???
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where is the next question???
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squack wrote:
Welcome to Teh Squacky Squizshow, a little quizshow thing where you answer chaotic questions to get points. You're probably asking me, "What the fuck dude, that's a terrible idea, they can just look it up!"
No. They can't. :p
These questions are gonna be so insane, ChatGPT or whatever is never gonna know the answer. If you're suspisious, you gotta make a essay telling me the reasoning behind it. Anyways, I'll do the first question after 3 or 5 unique people talk on the topic.
The rules are simple.
1. No cheating, obviously, like I said, I'll force to give you a essay.
2. No answering twice, unless someone else never answered.
3. No begging for points and stuff.
4. No using alt accounts. They suck, and they're against the actual rules.

ill join

a simple guide to reverse drifting

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Everything you need to know about reverse drifting, a simple guide.


So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls,  it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
https://iili.io/n7rZUGI.png
it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
Tout ce qu'il faut savoir sur le « reverse drift » (dérapage inversé) : un guide simple.


Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dérapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dérapage — ou, pour mieux dire, le véhicule se décale légèrement sur le côté.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
À l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage à gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage à droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en évitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper très légèrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
https://iili.io/n7rZUGI.png
Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggère également de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !



The image doesn't work, use Postimage to post images so everyone can see them

aight u see it now
btw postimg is blocked so cant use it
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forgot to mention, this is VERY important:
let go of the orange miniturbo IMMEDIATELY
i mean asap, then do it again
J'ai oublié de préciser un point TRÈS important :
relâche le mini-turbo orange IMMÉDIATEMENT
je veux dire le plus vite possible, puis recommence
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Everything you need to know about reverse drifting, a simple guide.


So basically reverse drifting is not hacking or breaking the game, so when you see someone going insanely fast in online just know the guy aint hacking
so how to do it is like this
if you drift and press the brake button it reverses the drift or to say it better it goes to the side a bit
continue holding the drift button but keep on pressing the brake button and then charge up a orange miniturbo, and keep on doing that
if a turn is coming up, reverse drift in that direction and if another turn is coming up, turn and reverse drift in THAT direction
for example if a left turn is coming up reverse drift to the left and if a right turn is coming up reverse drift to the right so it can be cleaner and faster and you wont hit the wall
fun fact: reverse drifting can actually cut itty bitty tiny bits of offroad to save milliseconds of time
tips: i suggest NOT using basic controls. instead i think you should use my controls,  it is much easier to reverse drift this way:
https://iili.io/n7rZUGI.png[/url]
it allows you to reverse drift much easier and learn in absolutely no time
i also suggest watching reverse drifting time trial records from pros to learn also
thats it
Tout ce qu'il faut savoir sur le « reverse drift » (dérapage inversé) : un guide simple.


Pour commencer, sachez que le reverse drift n'est ni du piratage ni une façon de casser le jeu ; si vous voyez quelqu'un aller à une vitesse folle en ligne, dites-vous bien que ce joueur ne triche pas.
Voici comment procéder :
si vous dérapez (drift) et appuyez sur le bouton de frein, cela inverse le sens du dérapage — ou, pour mieux dire, le véhicule se décale légèrement sur le côté.
Maintenez la touche de dérapage enfoncée tout en appuyant sur le frein pour charger un mini-turbo orange, et répétez l'opération.
À l'approche d'un virage, effectuez un reverse drift dans cette direction ; si un autre virage suit, tournez et faites un reverse drift dans *cette* direction.
Par exemple, si un virage à gauche arrive, faites un reverse drift vers la gauche ; s'il s'agit d'un virage à droite, faites-le vers la droite. Cela permet une trajectoire plus propre et plus rapide, tout en évitant de heurter le mur.
Le saviez-vous ? Le reverse drift permet aussi de couper très légèrement à travers le hors-piste pour gagner quelques millisecondes.
Conseil : je vous déconseille d'utiliser les commandes de base. Je pense qu'il vaut mieux utiliser ma configuration ; c'est beaucoup plus facile de faire un reverse drift de cette façon :
https://iili.io/n7rZUGI.png[/url]
Cela facilite grandement le reverse drift et vous permet de l'apprendre en un rien de temps.
Je vous suggère également de regarder les records de pros en contre-la-montre utilisant cette technique pour apprendre.
C'est tout !

Share your custom tracks here!

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Guys T is DEAD! He won’t be able to see your tracks!


























































Okay he isn’t actually dead he’s just inactive

(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...

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Jae wrote:

Wish granted, but... it's trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a movie/series. ;)

up to Bowser and people stop using generative AI for the most basic posters.


Granted, but basic posters will become trash and hated by everyone and Generative AI will be mandatory for all other forms of art

up to Bowser and everyone can afford good quality basic goods (food, water, home)

Wish granted but... well... Bowser's not that mean...

up to Bowser and the koopalings get into Mario Movie 3 (whenever that comes out)
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Also pls don't do the "trash, fast-paced, everything that could be wrong..." bit again :p

Wish granted, but it's trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a series.

up to bowser and in exchange I can get a professional animator to animate my fanfic called Deep.
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TheAssays wrote:
Acria68 wrote:
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upto Bowser to have a free update by the end of the month for Mario kart world, which adds 30 more retro tracks, not just any retro tracks, I mean THE BEST retro tracks.

Wish granted, and indeed they are THE BEST. They're so amazing and detailed that they will overpower and crash your Switch 2 when you try to run them.
up to Bowser and my keys stop breaking.

Wish granted, but only those broken keys will be use-able again, and every other key will be broken.

up to Bowser and in exchange I will finally finish every series I made!

But people will forever hate on it because people think it was trash, fast paced, and everything that could be wrong with a series.
up to Bower and in exchange The Spectacular Spider-Man never got canceled and it continued.
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Nitsua wrote:
Neowave wrote:
Neowave wrote:
vœu exhaussé mais il en fera pas

Je donne une vie à Bowser et la 3DS et la WiiU récupèrent le online  

only for 1 day

i give a life up to bowser and i now get the ability to focus on something. (if only there was something that could help me with that in real life...)

Wish granted but you can only focus on useless things in life




I give a up to bowser that my brothers let me play again

wish granted but they only let you play 5 seconds per week.

up to Bowser so that we get more mk8 tracks in the MKWorld dlc

Wish granted but only the worst maps get added

Ha! All Mario Kart 8 Deluxe tracks are good 8)

Most maps honestly I don't like but let's not get off-topic guys

up to Bowser so we get back on topic :p

Wish Granted but topic changes
up to Bowser to make it to Friday

Wish granted, but you can only stay in your room doing absolutely nothing, no books, no phone, no pc, no anything. Just you sitting on the bed until Monday.

Give a life to bowser and in exchange bowser cannot lower any of my wishes.
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up To bowser and I get the ability to hold wr on every track forever
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Dayzi wrote:
dear_rose wrote:
Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.

I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.

But the people that know and you won’t have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.

I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport

Wish granted but your range is 1 meter

upup (2 lives) to Bowser and I learn how to create characters in MKPC; 2nd life and I wish there's no downside to the previous wish :p

Both wishes granted, but the downside to your second wish is that you will lose your skill at making characters in MKPC
up to Bowser and I become actually good at digital art



Wish granted but the save button is permenantely off.

I give a life to Bowser to be able to run a mile in under 5 minutes right now.

Sorry to break the chain (I promise to delete this message soon) but she can just press the screenshot button...
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Wish granted, but the game reverts to Beta.

I give a life to Bowser and I win a mogi.

But the people that know and you won’t have the ability to speak about it, and in a short time you will forget about it and still want to win your first mogi even though you already did.

I give a life to bowser and in exchange I have the ability to teleport
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I give a life to bowser and in exchange life is fair for specifically and only me

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