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I give a life to bowser and in exchange life is fair for specifically and only me

Wish granted, but you only be better for a day until you return to your original skill level.

I give a life to Bowser, and in exchange, I wish I was better at track building.

ME personally I think they’d should add more battle modes like deluxe did
Also what I’m also wishing for is mkwii track so in the base game.

i was cackling during this scene idk why lol

"now i gotta pull up, everybody dyin, me included, i ant goin to jail"

Those Minecraft quotes you see on the title in the homescreen

Episode 2



??? Helloo!
Lev: Hey uh-um... who are you?
Sebastian: I’m Sebastian! I recently just registered here, what about you?
Lev: (Why does that name sound... familiar? It feels like I heard that name on TV before...) I recently just registered here too. This is my first time here so I don’t know what to expect... WAI WAIT WAIT I HAVEN’T INTRODUCED MYSELF! I’m uh Lev!
Sebastian: Well, nice to meet you, Lev! Actually, do you know if there’s anyone else here?
Lev: I’m pretty sure we’re the only ones here and registered.
Sebastian: Oh okay. Ya know, I-
Somebody enters the room.
Kitson: Hey...
Sebastian and Lev: Heyo!
Kitson sits on the wall, far away from Lev and Sebastian.
Sebastian: You okay?
Kitson just nods.
Sebastian: (Don’t want to get in his hair... I’ll just leave him alone.)
So, I was wondering. Do you uh... know what that door is over there on the wall?
Lev: Not exactly... you wanna-
A huge group of people comes in, they all have tags on their shirts marking their name.
WorldRecord: Yeesh this place is huge...
Luigi: And white!
Lev: What a clump of people!
Sebastian: Was there a line at the check-in area?
Koopa: Yeah, there was- OH MY GOSH IS THAT SEBASTIAN!?!?!? I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I CAN MAKE YOU YOUR OWN CUSTOM KART AND EVERYTHING OH AND...
Sebastian: (This is exactly what I feared...) Wait... are you a Koopa??! AND you can speak English?!?!
Koopa: Don’t worry about that-
Kinsley: You made him faint...
Koopa: Was I really that...
fllaaaaashbaaackk
Kinsley: WHY AND HOW IS THERE A KOOPA TROOPA HERE?!?! AND WHY IS KIRBY HERE?!?!?! AND SONIC?!?!?!?!
WorldRecord: I DON’T KNOW-
...
BLEH
WorldRecord: SOMEBODY GET A NAPKIN!!
Luigi: I’LL GO GET IT!!!
end of flashback.
WorldRecord: I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS, AND MY SHOES. *BANG* YOU OWE ME 50 DOLLARS BECAU-
Kinsley: What’s a dollar?
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: How can somebody possibly be this dumb... maybe it’s because you banged your head into that wall and now you got brain damage.
Sebastian: I think we oughta get out of here...
Lev: Yeah... let’s go to that door we saw earlier.
Sebastian tries to open the door, but it’s locked.
Sebastian: It’s locked...
Lev: Oh well, guess we could try next time.
The mysterious man from earlier walks in.
Sonic: Who are you?
???: The teacher for here.
WorldRecord: Don’t tell me we’re gonna be doing summer school here...
???: Well, it’s nothing like that. You see, this is more than just races. Since this is a brand new era of Mario Kart, there are lots of new gimmicks to the game. I am in charge of teaching you these. These are special courses that allow you to learn and master these techniques, and hone your skills.
Lev: Woah, this seems interesting. I’ll join!
???: You didn’t really have a choice anyway.
Kirby: POYO!
WorldRecord: Yeah, like Kirby said, when do we start?
???: This will be tomorrow.
Luigi: I’m excited!
End of episode 2.

Episode 1



A   F E W   D A Y S   A F T E R   T H E   M A I L

Lev: I’ve been on this ride FOREVER!
Lev, which is the main character of this story, is currently on an unbelievably long bus ride on the way to this mysterious building.

Random bus driver: Okay here’s your stop, shoo shoo go on!
Lev: Okay okay, jeez don’t have to rush me so much. Surprised there’s not anyone on this bus, guess I did have some extra time for sleep...
CHHhhh
The bus door opens, and Lev starts walking to the building.
He opens the door.
Random welcome lady: Good afternoon sir, the check-in is right on your left after you go up the stairs.
Lev: Oh uh, thanks!
Lev walks up to the check-in area.
Random check-in guy (I know this is a lot of randoms) Hello! O- oh... is this your first time here? You look rather... nervous. Lev: Well... uh.. yeah. I mean it is my first time so I’m not exactly sure what to expect.
Random check-in guy: Well, that’s okay. Everyone feels nervous on their first time.
he says while getting a sheet of paper from under the desk
Random check-in guy: Okay, just fill out this form and you will be all set! The form is quite short, so you don’t have to do much.
Got it.
The form contains these questions:
How old are you? (Must be 11+)
Date of birth
Name
Height
Weight
Do you like Mario Kart?
.................
Lev: All done!
Lev hands the paper to the check-in guy, who is now reviewing the form.
Random check-in guy: Hmm...
...
Hmm... hmmmmmm.... HMMMMMMMM...
Lev: STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS AND HAND IT TO ME AND TELL ME IF I’M ACCEPTED ALREADY!
Random check-in guy: Okay okay... it was just a joke. You’re accepted!
Lev: YES! Okay... what do I do from here?
Random check-in guy: Since this is your first time, there is a hallway over there, look for the door named “Mushroom Cup” and a red mushroom logo on the door with it,
Lev: Okay, thanks!
Lev starts walking towards the Mushroom Cup door in the hallway. It’s a big, white, very clean door, then Lev opens it.
Lev: Holy crap... what even is this place? Everything is white... the floor... the walls... the ceiling and the light... and there’s a TV attached to the wall with a Nintendo Switch 2!
???: Well hello there!
Lev: Who is you?
???: Well, don’t worry about that. It seems you are our first contestant, welcome! There is a TV attached to the wall if you want to watch something, and if you want, there is even a Nintendo Switch 2 if you want to play with that. Oh well, good-luck!
The mysterious guy closes the door.
Lev: Who was that...? Why oh well? Why good-luck? Oh this is hurting my brain...
Lev notices some stuff behind him.
Lev: Oh gosh... there’s BEDS!?!? Does that mean we’re gonna be sleeping HERE?!?!?! Oh how come I didn’t even notice that....
Lev walks around a bit more. Lev: Where do we get the food? I’m hungr- hey... there’s a dispenser thingy on this wall! I guess I just click this and it turns on..?
Lev clicks a button, and orders something to eat.
Lev: I don’t know.. maybe I’ll get some pancakes or something?
Lev presses “order” and a plate of pancakes comes out of the dispenser.
Lev: Oh that’s pretty neat, didn’t even cost anything too!
???: Helloooo!

End of episode 1.

Prologue

Of previous eras of Mario Kart, we had quite a few techniques and track features. Underwater sections, gliders, cannons, off-road shortcuts, and much, many more, but once again, a new era is starting! This system has an advanced, stable, system. You are going to be in for hell my friend, but who doesn't want a million dollars? Yes that's the prize. You never know what will happen... so come join here!

Later, at 12: 17, W O R T H  ST. (O A K   W A L K)

Mom: Check the mail for me please!
???: Got it!
This is stupid... probably one of those fake letters again from those kids at school.
*opens the mailbox, turns out its nothing that he expected it to be*
Huh? Go karting?  Mario Kart?

This may seem kind of crazy, but I have decided to start a Mario Kart World fanfic because I thought it would be cool, and I have a very interesting plan on how this would turn out.
This would even include the special techniques such as charge jumping, wall riding, etc.

Please insert your character's name, age, (up to 16 yrs old) gender, personality, and no text color needed.

brainrot was never good in the first place so i should already call that out

yeah i saw it on sonic stadium i was like HUH

You're right thanks.

I'm boring as hell because I speak english.

Ohhh okay never mind then apologies lol

kinda useless

yo should I call bro

actually not so bad here. I saw hatsune miku on the way here, but still would be grateful if you picked me up, though. Where are you?

OMG, you should SO like, totally, go meet like, @MagolorLikesCoffee