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The goats are on the island
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Goat Island
on 2026-10-26 at 00:05:57
"Seymour! The house is on fire!"
"No, mother, it's just the northern lights."
"Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham."
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Steamed Hams!
on 2026-10-20 at 00:44:23
"Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers!"
"I thought we were having steamed clams"
"D'oh- no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers."
"You call hamburgers steamed hams?"
"Yes, it's a regional dialect."
"Uh-huh. What region?"
"Uh, upstate New York."
"Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'"
"Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression."
"I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krustyburger."
"Oh, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe."
"For steamed hams."
"Yes, yes"
"And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."
"Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- -Excuse me for one second."
"Of course."
"Well that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped."
"Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
"Aurora borealis."
"Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your own kitchen?!"
"Yes."
"May I see it?"
"No."
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Steamed Hams!
on 2026-10-20 at 00:42:03
"Well, Seymour, I made it... despite your directions."
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
"Nyeh"
"Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour."
"Ah-"
"Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?"
"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?"
"Uh- Oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steamed from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whew."
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Steamed Hams!
on 2026-10-20 at 00:27:31
Great track, but rather hard to play on at 150cc. Also, why the heck are there so much pipes?!
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Iceberg Islands
on 2026-10-20 at 00:15:44
Don't worry, QM tracks from Super Circuit and DS will also be added to a new, separate Multicup with these tracks, which will also all be Google Translated.
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High Definition Car
on 2026-10-19 at 23:38:52
F Zero Death Wind but in Mario Kart
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Mario Circuit 1 but there's a giant wind current...
on 2026-02-02 at 22:28:11
Yay! A track based off of everybody's favorite Mario game!
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Hotel Mario
on 2026-01-22 at 03:08:28
Happy Birthday!
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Super Mario Kart Wii
on 2026-01-22 at 03:05:56
Great track. Could be drawn out a little better though.
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Box Factory 2
on 2026-01-22 at 02:52:04
Even I don't think this is a 5 star track lol
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Mushroom Metropolis
on 2026-01-18 at 18:31:04
There's also two insane shortcuts in Shortcut Circuit
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Mario Kart Spot The Difference!
on 2026-01-18 at 01:04:53
I once had a thought about creating a 3D track like this one in an otherwise 2D platform. Coincidentally, it became true a few days after I thought that! 5/5
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3D Bowser's castle
on 2026-01-18 at 00:50:04
why shrug??
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The Road is Long
on 2026-01-18 at 00:45:57
Now it's experiencing a torrential downpour!
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Realm of Ghosts 2
on 2026-01-18 at 00:44:46
v1.4
-Mega Cup added!
-Retro tracks complete!
-Ghost Valley 2 now has a torrential downpour!
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The Best Mario Cards Melting
on 2026-01-17 at 18:58:12
Full Release out Now!
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Tribute to Super Mario Kart '1992' REWORKED FULL VERSION
on 2026-01-17 at 18:56:27
Sorry, I'm just joking. It's a pretty good multicup.
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Mario Kart 10
on 2026-01-17 at 18:03:15
HOW IS THIS A BEACH?
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Mukilteo Beach
on 2026-01-17 at 03:09:47
This is a recurring event in my Bowser Castle Tracks, but for some reason the CPUs keep changing paths during the volcano section, making them fall into the lava.
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Holds 3 Cars
on 2026-01-17 at 03:09:16
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List of comments from Steamed_Hams (220)
"No, mother, it's just the northern lights."
"Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham."
"I thought we were having steamed clams"
"D'oh- no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers."
"You call hamburgers steamed hams?"
"Yes, it's a regional dialect."
"Uh-huh. What region?"
"Uh, upstate New York."
"Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'"
"Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression."
"I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krustyburger."
"Oh, no. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe."
"For steamed hams."
"Yes, yes"
"And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled."
"Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- -Excuse me for one second."
"Of course."
"Well that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped."
"Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
"Aurora borealis."
"Aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your own kitchen?!"
"Yes."
"May I see it?"
"No."
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
"Nyeh"
"Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour."
"Ah-"
"Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?"
"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?"
"Uh- Oh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steamed from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whew."
-Mega Cup added!
-Retro tracks complete!
-Ghost Valley 2 now has a torrential downpour!
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