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Oh you're right. LET'S GO GAMB-

TOP REPLY HAS DECIDED HIS FATE......



One day, Wario was walking down the street, and found a taco stand made by Waluigi. He cut the line all the way to the front, stole most of the tacos, and ate them all himself, because he is Waluigi's partner in crime and that's how he thought things worked. He ate so many tacos that he was really, really obese, and he was going to be sick. Then, he found a single piece of garlic on the ground. Take a wild guess what he did after. Then he died of a heart attack. Thanks, -MarioNLuigi-, for your reply: "wario has a heart attack and dies from obesity".



But then, a 1up Mushroom slid on the ground and hit Wario, and he came back to life, not remembering what just happened. Then, he saw the taco stand (Waluigi still had some tacos left), and the whole thing started all over again, only this time without Wario dying of a heart attack because there were less tacos. How is Waluigi going to make money now?

THE DATE OF HIS FATE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO 10 DAYS EARLY.