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VS16421 pts - Master[?] - 735th
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Time trial150cc: 39 pts - 6 records - 821st
Time trial200cc: 12 pts - 2 records - 570th
52 created circuits - 11 cups
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I'm currently in the middle of teaching myself how to RD rn!

TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD TOAD

https://i.postimg.cc/vmWBq4jJ/226-2263631-blue-toad-ssb-blue-toad-mario.jpg

If you can't already tell the Toads are my favorite characters

https://i.postimg.cc/qRJk1j2t/SMBW-Blue-Toad-Artwork.webp
ESPECIALLY BLUE TOAD HE'S LITERALLY AMAZING

https://i.postimg.cc/Y9954V13/image17.jpg
OH AND BLUETTE IS CANON ON MY ISLAND (Or Buckette if you go by his real name, which is Bucken Berry cuz that's what the devs of NSMBWii called him)

So if you haven't already picked up on it from my username, my real name is Austin. But I like Nitsua better because it just sounds cooler imho.

Some Mario Kart opinions I have:
-Why is it called Neo BOWSER City when the music for it is just a remix of the music from TOAD's Tracks? (Specifically Toad's Turnpike and Toad Circuit)
-The best version of Koopa Cape is the original Wii version. The remakes literally have nothing in the tunnel part. Although I will give 7's remake the edge over 8 Deluxe/Tour's because it has Cheep Cheeps, but they aren't that hard to dodge and it's still pretty boring at that part.
-Dry Dry Ruins and Mushroom Bridge/Mushroom City have the best music out of any track.
-For some reason, I'm obsessed with N64 Mario Raceway. I don't even know why. It's the same for SNES Mario Circuit 2 and 4.
-The ranking of each Staff Ghost in MK64 from easiest to hardest is:
3. Mario Raceway
2. Luigi Raceway
1. Royal Raceway
-This one is more of a headcanon, but I think that when the devs of Mario Kart World were deciding Retro Tracks, they literally just looked at the MK7 Track list.
-Lakeside Park is my favorite track in MKPC
-My favorite QM Theme is Riverside Park though.
-Wii Mario Circuit is the weakest track in that game, as it's literally just figure 8 circuit but if the 8 looked more like a digital clock 8.
-Wii has the strongest Mushroom Cup
-7 has the weakest Mushroom Cup
-I get that they didn't have enough room, but I don't really like DK Jungle Parkway's minimap in Wii. I liked it sideways like in Mario Kart 64. But I think it could've been flipped upside down I and it would've looked a lot better. Exhibit A:
https://i.postimg.cc/m26rMZ41/N64-DK-s-Jungle-Parkway.png

Yeah that's it for now. ;)
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13 years old (Born on 2012-10-29)
Registered since 2026-01-10
Last connection: 2026-07-30

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I have played every single mainline Mario Kart Game, but not the spinoffs, so I will only rank the mainlines and why.

#9- SUPER MARIO KART
It's not really my favorite. It's hard to control and the tracks are kinda boring. But it doesn't mean it's bad.

To Clarify: I like every game, if I rank them low I still like them.

#8-MARIO KART: SUPER CIRCUIT
It's a bit slippery, but mostly fine. I like the tracks, and Rainbow Road is underrated.

#7- MARIO KART DS
The Nitro Tracks are fine, but the Retro Tracks are GARBAGE. The shell cup is literally the starting tracks of three of the previous games + Moo Moo Farm! Also Choco Island 2 looks HIDEOUS in DS. Snaking is fun, though it is a little hard with the D-Pad.

#6- MARIO KART 7
I really like this game. The Mushroom Cup may be bad, but the rest of the Nitro Cups make up for it. The drifting is great, the glider gives you a lot of freedom. Nintendo finally got the Retro Tracks right in this game, not saying Wiis were bad, far from it, but 7 finally built a structure for the retros that World ruined.

#5- MARIO KART WII
Ok, confession: I have only played Mario Kart Wii like twice. Maybe a little more than that. But I still love the game. The retros are amazing, the Nitros are peak, bikes are peak,and the music is peak. But I can't rank it any higher because there are games that I've played longer that I've grown more attached to.

#4- MARIO KART 8 (DELUXE)
This is the first Mario Kart I played, and it's really fun. I love anti-gravity, and the music is really fun. The tracks are fun, and I love the first DLC from Wii U, but HOT TAKE: I'm not really a fan of the BCP. DLC should be a build off with the games main mechanics, most of the tracks in the BCP don't even use Anti-Gravity. That's one of my complaints about the retros too. Really the BCP was "LET'S JUST MOVE TOUR OVER TO 8 DELUXE!!!" and wasn't that special. I guess it's good because now the tour city tracks will live on. Still a great game overall.

NOW ONTO THE TOP 3!!!

#3- MARIO KART 64
The music is amazing, the tracks are amazing, the shortcuts are amazing, the drifting is fun, and retro games are my guilty pleasure.

#2- MARIO KART WORLD
I love the shortcuts. The retro selection is really good. The Nitros are fun, except for PAPERCLIP STADIUM and TEMU PEACH BEACH. The music is the best out of the series, and the remixes during free roam are really chill, On the topic of free roam, I love it! I spend hours making my own routes and tracks.

And first place goes to...

#1- MARIO KART: DOUBLE DASH!!
This game is peak Mario Kart. The gimmick is unique, the tracks are some of the best in the series, and so is the music. The game also had the All-Cup Tour, which isn't in any other game, and there was a big leap from the previous 3 game's 8 characters to 20 characters.

Anyways this is just my opinion.
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-Jade- wrote:
"Rosalina mains don't just inject hormones. They eat the syringe."

"Oh, you're obsessed with women? What kind? ...Oh, Pauline? Oh, so you're obsessed with women. Got it, got it."

""See guys? I'm not gay, I don't main one of the women, I main Luigi." Oh, I'm sure."

"If I said no to this, a sapphic army would have my IP address on a billboard within the HOUR."

"Eh, I don't think so. I just think- oh, I'm just kidding, oh my gosh. The lesbians would make sure my body was never found if I said no, she's good."

"YES, trans dress granny threw the first brick at Pokémon Stonewall. You wanna call this the Alphabet Mafia? Take a look at your mob boss."

"The pose. The excessive jewellery. The tasteful pump that has stepped on so many women's necks. Yes, melanated Chappell Roan can say it."

"Duh. A golfer with blue hair? What's next, pronouns? Yes, and they are eats/box."

"Did Pokémon get gayer with each generation? Yes, Trixie Mattell's All-Stars entrance look can say it."

"She's into photography and bugs and this is her main Pokémon. Frankly we should be asking if the word can say Viola."

"The day a rock-climbing twink that accessorises cannot say it is the day that I stop eating bread, and spoiler alert: I really fucking like bread."

"Full transparency, at this point, when writing the script, I thought "I probably should say no to the next Gym Leader, I've said yes too many times." And then who shows up but Sapphic Big-Hipped Cosmic Mommy?"

"I've only ever seen two types of people play Baby Peach. Grown men for the meme of it, or the cuntiest woman you have ever met in your entire life."

"You could be a boy. You could be a girl. Statistically speaking you're probably neither."

"The same energy as that college professor that made you realise you're going to reveal something about yourself to your parents that Thanksgiving break. She can say it."

"Hear me out, I'm going to say no. This is the poster child for that guy you KNOW is gay, and then he drops "my wife" into a conversation and you space out in shock for the next four minutes."

"Finally some representation for guys that are straight until three beers come into play. He can say it."

"I mean sure if it means I can take him to dinner ..."
"I MEAN SURE IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE HIM TO DINNER..."

"The loudest lesbians you know. I guarantee their local Books-A-Million plays the Jaws theme before they enter every single week."

BLAKE JENNINGS MENTIONED????
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Neowave wrote:
Nitsua wrote:
Neowave wrote:
Wish Granted but no one can every enter or leave the city again.
up to Bowser to get more subscribers than Mr. Beast

Wish Granted, but all your subs are just one person with a bunch of alts.
up to Bowser and I wish that there were more days of summer.


Wish Granted, but you still have to do school after the usual break even if summer is still going.

upto Bowser so that I can get really popular on MKPC

Wish granted, but someone else becomes more popular than you after like a week and everyone forgets about your popularity
up to Bowser and Minecraft gets an End Update

Wish granted but the update is so bad everyone turns on Mojang.
up to Bowser for Peak MKW DLC

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