Master8's profile

subjective, no hate towards anyone/character



Mario: you either just got the game, you are the biggest Mario enthusiast, or just like ladder combo

DK: funny monkey you love spiking people, or you love cargo throw and only use it

Link:

Samus: hehe I charge extremely op projectile

Dark Samus: you act like you have aura

Yoshi: you're either aMSa or you're a basic Mario fan

Kirby: poyo you either spam Down B, Up B, or Neutral B, or you think he's op but not really (you also have amazing character taste)

Fox: you think this is melee

Pikachu: you're either a basic Pokemon fan or a tryhard

Luigi:

Ness: "PK Fire!"

Captain Falcon: you either think falcon punch is good and spam it, or you're a tryhard

Jigglypuff: you just put people to sleep, or youre HBox

Peach: you're either 6 or a tryhard

Daisy: youre better peach

Bowser: you're either a little brother spamming any move possible, or uh idk that's like the only thing

Ice Climbers: you want wobbling or whatever its called

Sheik: does anyone main sheik?

Zelda: you wish you could still turn into sheik, or you spam sh*t

Dr. Mario: you think he's the same as mario but he is much worse

Pichu: you're trolling

Falco: you are absolutely sick (NOT in a good way) and do that freaking taunt into down smash, or you are really chill

Marth: you are very basic

Lucina: you are a little less basic

Young Link:

Ganondorf: you troll. there is no other option for a Ganon main.

Mewtwo: uh ok

Roy: you aren't Roy koopa so you are less cool but also kinda cool

Chrom: you are worse roy

Mr. Game & Watch: tryhard no one else is maining him

Meta Knight:

Pit: you are very chill

Dark Pit: you spam Side-B, but also pretty chill

Zero-Suit Samus: marss (I'm pretty sure)

Wario: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIIIIIIME

Snake: you are still hyped for the freaking everyone is here

Ike: this person doesn't exist

Pokemon Trainer: you try to flex maining 3 characters technically

Diddy Kong: funny monkey very technical tryhard

Lucas: Ness but less cool

Sonic: ):< SCREW this character

King Dedede: p e n g u i n

Olimar: this person definitely doesn't exist

Lucario: uh ok

R.O.B.: you're a nerd who says R. O. B. and not Rob

Toon Link:

Wolf: star Fox nerd

Villager: there is something behind those eyes...

Mega Man: sure ig

Wii Fit Trainer: no one has mained her nor played her game

Rosalina & Luma: screw this character kinda

Little Mac: you are the Ganon main

Greninja: you're chill

Miis: you don't exist

Palutena: okay no one cares

Pac-Man: retro nerd

Robin: spammer

Shulk: Xenoblade player get away from me nerd

Bowser Jr.: 6 year old or really chill, but if you play any of the koopalings then what are you doing

Duck Hunt: retro nerd

Ryu: you wish real fighting characters were better in a fighting game filled with non-fighting characters (seriously shut up no one cares if your "real" fighting game character is worse then a robot)

Ken: you're pretty chill

Cloud: fake Nintendo player

Corrin: you don't exist

Bayonetta: either some kid trying to be cool or a smash 4 player

Inkling: Splatoon player and pretty chill

Ridley: Metroid player and you still hype about him

Simon: eh ok

Richter: cool don't care

King K. Rool: DK nerd

Isabelle: aminal corossing nerd

Incineroar: uhm ok

Piranha Plant: troller

Joker: persona fan

Hero: you love gambling (also really boring ass name)

Banjo & Kazooie: sad that he didn't live up to the hype or whatever but still play them

Terry: sure ig

Byleth: no one mains this guy

Min Min: no one mains this guy

Steve: minecraft nerd, tryhard (I hate these guys), or 7 year old Minecraft player who spams

Sephiroth: really fake Nintendo player

Prya/Mythra: you're either 6 and just spam sh*t and be annoying, or you're a sweat and are annoying

Kazuya: first of all, tryhard who I hate, second of all, extremely technical nerd

Sora: no one mains this guy







holy god that took 10 years but uh yea

once again subjective