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Hello there. Feel free to dm me whenever.
Yay Titan rank!!!
I got 60K on 8-15-2025
I got 1000 challenge points on 7-21-2025, on https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=184701, challenge "Let's Go Camping!"
Real friends:
@NEXO_64
@jay--
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@WorldRecord
@--T--
@GamerJax55
@luis-gaming (who hates me for 1:being a pro and 2:being Chinese)
@SuperSwimmer]
@ more
Yes I am Chinese. No I do not know how to read or write Chinese. Yes I know how to speak Chinese. Yes I am fluent in English. Yes I can read and write Spanish. No I cannot speak Spanish. (mostly)
You call call me:
Opulent
OCM
Fanfic Characters
Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 6, 13, 18, 25
History:
He fought in the War of Shy Guys are Yoshis as a Shy Guy when he was one. After the war, he took off his mask and lived a totally normal life with Red, Blue, and everyone else in Season 1 of "The Silly Adventures." But before that, he decided to travel to Johto where the events of Pokemon HeartGold happened. He returned to everyone else at age 12. Then came the events of TSA Seasons 1 and 2.At age 18, he experienced the events of TSA Season 4 (not yet written). After that, he reunited with Opulent and Phanto at the end of Season 5 who decided to stay in Sinnoh for a while. He is Opulent's younger brother.
Personality:
Age 6: Overconfident with an air of nonchalance. Mutters to himself quite a lot.
Age 13: Snarky, Pedantic, and Nonchalant, but no longer underestimates others. Mutters less than age 6.
Age 18: Often dodges questions with psychological manipulation. Snarky, Pedantic, and Nonchalant as always. He is good at the psychological manipulation previously mentioned and mutters to himself more.
Age 25: TBD
Pokemon:
Age 6:
Lvl 20 Quilava
Ember, Flame Wheel, Smokescreen, Quick Attack
Lvl 10 Geodude
Rock Throw, Rock Smash, Magnitude, Selfdestruct
Lvl 10 BellSprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Cut, Flash
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 16, 21, 28
Description:
She is Nommanic's older sister. She decided to secretly live with the Season 1 family after the events of Season 3 (not yet written). After Season 2, she decided to stay in Sinnoh with Phanto and kept the Moon Stone Nommanic got at the cave. She narrates Season 3 and is absent from Season 4. In Season 5, she got slashed with a knife that can't kill if aimlessly thrown on her right.
Personality:
TBD
No I am not 150 years old. Yes my birthday is December 18.
Let's see...
5.5 months
165 days...
35000 Vr gained...
212 vr gained per day (approximately, on average.)
Check out my fanfic named "The Silly Adventures" in the international section!
Opulent Crafty Esoteric Mystic Obvious Cheater Original Chinese Overpowered Carrot Maker Roll of Cinnamon Man.
In other words, an Opulent Crafty Esoteric Mystic who is an Obvious Cheater and Original Chinese Overpowered Carrot Maker Roll, and the Roll is made out of Cinnamen. (Cinnamon + Men)
I 100% star coined New Super Mario Bros. DS on 7/28/2025
I beat Ghost Trick on 8-8-2025
C'mon now...
Keep scrolling...
Click this!
Yay Titan rank!!!
I got 60K on 8-15-2025
I got 1000 challenge points on 7-21-2025, on https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=184701, challenge "Let's Go Camping!"
Real friends:
@NEXO_64
@jay--
People I know that are not antifriends:
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@GamerJax55
@luis-gaming (who hates me for 1:being a pro and 2:being Chinese)
@SuperSwimmer]
@ more
Yes I am Chinese. No I do not know how to read or write Chinese. Yes I know how to speak Chinese. Yes I am fluent in English. Yes I can read and write Spanish. No I cannot speak Spanish. (mostly)
You call call me:
Opulent
OCM
Fanfic Characters
Nommanic Folloreht
Age: 6, 13, 18, 25
History:
He fought in the War of Shy Guys are Yoshis as a Shy Guy when he was one. After the war, he took off his mask and lived a totally normal life with Red, Blue, and everyone else in Season 1 of "The Silly Adventures." But before that, he decided to travel to Johto where the events of Pokemon HeartGold happened. He returned to everyone else at age 12. Then came the events of TSA Seasons 1 and 2.
Personality:
Age 6: Overconfident with an air of nonchalance. Mutters to himself quite a lot.
Age 13: Snarky, Pedantic, and Nonchalant, but no longer underestimates others. Mutters less than age 6.
Age 18: Often dodges questions with psychological manipulation. Snarky, Pedantic, and Nonchalant as always. He is good at the psychological manipulation previously mentioned and mutters to himself more.
Age 25: TBD
Pokemon:
Age 6:
Lvl 20 Quilava
Ember, Flame Wheel, Smokescreen, Quick Attack
Lvl 10 Geodude
Rock Throw, Rock Smash, Magnitude, Selfdestruct
Lvl 10 BellSprout
Vine Whip, Sleep Powder, Cut, Flash
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Age 16, 21, 28
Description:
She is Nommanic's older sister. She decided to secretly live with the Season 1 family after the events of Season 3 (not yet written). After Season 2, she decided to stay in Sinnoh with Phanto and kept the Moon Stone Nommanic got at the cave. She narrates Season 3 and is absent from Season 4. In Season 5, she got slashed with a knife that can't kill if aimlessly thrown on her right.
Personality:
TBD
No I am not 150 years old. Yes my birthday is December 18.
Let's see...
5.5 months
165 days...
35000 Vr gained...
212 vr gained per day (approximately, on average.)
Check out my fanfic named "The Silly Adventures" in the international section!
Opulent Crafty Esoteric Mystic Obvious Cheater Original Chinese Overpowered Carrot Maker Roll of Cinnamon Man.
In other words, an Opulent Crafty Esoteric Mystic who is an Obvious Cheater and Original Chinese Overpowered Carrot Maker Roll, and the Roll is made out of Cinnamen. (Cinnamon + Men)
I 100% star coined New Super Mario Bros. DS on 7/28/2025
I beat Ghost Trick on 8-8-2025
C'mon now...
Keep scrolling...
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Yesterday at 02:40:00 in This is Mario Kart [fanfic]
Here's challenge for you: Find all the references in this episode. (There are 12 of them.) I put them all in a spoiler at the end. (I wrote this all in one day btw.)
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)
India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
Ad2: Breaking News! A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!
References list:
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)
India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
Ad2: Breaking News! A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!
References list:
#1: "Is he drunk?"
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
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1On 2025-10-02 at 22:17:25 in People with weird nationalities
@OCM, who is Chinese.
I mean, have you seen any other somewhat well known Chinese players on this site? (I probably haven't, unless I forgot.)
After a while of searching I found another rare (?) nationality:
Morocco
I mean, have you seen any other somewhat well known Chinese players on this site? (I probably haven't, unless I forgot.)
After a while of searching I found another rare (?) nationality:
Morocco
On 2025-10-02 at 22:10:50 in [Fanfic] Sebastian Kart: The Los...
My favorite quote from Episode 1:
Paragraphed remarks:
I know I didn't include it previously, but Nommanic and Opulent both HAVE been playing their instruments since long before The Story. I didn't include that because, well, I didn't think of that trait when I submitted them. Fanfic characters change! Also they are haven't aged at all in 2 years but that's just fanfic logic.
Nommanic's just lying through his teeth because Opulent reminded him that no one else knew they play instruments back in The Story. That's my take on how this doesn't contradict The Story, or in other words is headcanon.
Constructive criticism; I have no idea how to do this so please don't be offended:
Nommanic: I Did Have Changed A Bit Because I Play The Viola Now
Paragraphed remarks:
I know I didn't include it previously, but Nommanic and Opulent both HAVE been playing their instruments since long before The Story. I didn't include that because, well, I didn't think of that trait when I submitted them. Fanfic characters change! Also they are haven't aged at all in 2 years but that's just fanfic logic.
Nommanic's just lying through his teeth because Opulent reminded him that no one else knew they play instruments back in The Story. That's my take on how this doesn't contradict The Story, or in other words is headcanon.
Constructive criticism; I have no idea how to do this so please don't be offended:
Your spelling's great, and you also wrote a nice cliffhanger when ??? enters the room. However, there are some capitalization mistakes and grammar mistakes. Grammar is hard, and you're probably not a native speaker of English. I originally intended to give some ideas for improvement, but gave up because I decided it was too hard.
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