What you SSBU main says about you (SUBJECTIVE)

subjective, no hate towards anyone/character



Mario: you either just got the game, you are the biggest Mario enthusiast, or just like ladder combo

DK: funny monkey you love spiking people, or you love cargo throw and only use it

Link:

Samus: hehe I charge extremely op projectile

Dark Samus: you act like you have aura

Yoshi: you're either aMSa or you're a basic Mario fan

Kirby: poyo you either spam Down B, Up B, or Neutral B, or you think he's op but not really (you also have amazing character taste)

Fox: you think this is melee

Pikachu: you're either a basic Pokemon fan or a tryhard

Luigi:

Ness: "PK Fire!"

Captain Falcon: you either think falcon punch is good and spam it, or you're a tryhard

Jigglypuff: you just put people to sleep, or youre HBox

Peach: you're either 6 or a tryhard

Daisy: youre better peach

Bowser: you're either a little brother spamming any move possible, or uh idk that's like the only thing

Ice Climbers: you want wobbling or whatever its called

Sheik: does anyone main sheik?

Zelda: you wish you could still turn into sheik, or you spam sh*t

Dr. Mario: you think he's the same as mario but he is much worse

Pichu: you're trolling

Falco: you are absolutely sick (NOT in a good way) and do that freaking taunt into down smash, or you are really chill

Marth: you are very basic

Lucina: you are a little less basic

Young Link:

Ganondorf: you troll. there is no other option for a Ganon main.

Mewtwo: uh ok

Roy: you aren't Roy koopa so you are less cool but also kinda cool

Chrom: you are worse roy

Mr. Game & Watch: tryhard no one else is maining him

Meta Knight:

Pit: you are very chill

Dark Pit: you spam Side-B, but also pretty chill

Zero-Suit Samus: marss (I'm pretty sure)

Wario: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO TIIIIIIIIIME

Snake: you are still hyped for the freaking everyone is here

Ike: this person doesn't exist

Pokemon Trainer: you try to flex maining 3 characters technically

Diddy Kong: funny monkey very technical tryhard

Lucas: Ness but less cool

Sonic: ):< SCREW this character

King Dedede: p e n g u i n

Olimar: this person definitely doesn't exist

Lucario: uh ok

R.O.B.: you're a nerd who says R. O. B. and not Rob

Toon Link:

Wolf: star Fox nerd

Villager: there is something behind those eyes...

Mega Man: sure ig

Wii Fit Trainer: no one has mained her nor played her game

Rosalina & Luma: screw this character kinda

Little Mac: you are the Ganon main

Greninja: you're chill

Miis: you don't exist

Palutena: okay no one cares

Pac-Man: retro nerd

Robin: spammer

Shulk: Xenoblade player get away from me nerd

Bowser Jr.: 6 year old or really chill, but if you play any of the koopalings then what are you doing

Duck Hunt: retro nerd

Ryu: you wish real fighting characters were better in a fighting game filled with non-fighting characters (seriously shut up no one cares if your "real" fighting game character is worse then a robot)

Ken: you're pretty chill

Cloud: fake Nintendo player

Corrin: you don't exist

Bayonetta: either some kid trying to be cool or a smash 4 player

Inkling: Splatoon player and pretty chill

Ridley: Metroid player and you still hype about him

Simon: eh ok

Richter: cool don't care

King K. Rool: DK nerd

Isabelle: aminal corossing nerd

Incineroar: uhm ok

Piranha Plant: troller

Joker: persona fan

Hero: you love gambling (also really boring ass name)

Banjo & Kazooie: sad that he didn't live up to the hype or whatever but still play them

Terry: sure ig

Byleth: no one mains this guy

Min Min: no one mains this guy

Steve: minecraft nerd, tryhard (I hate these guys), or 7 year old Minecraft player who spams

Sephiroth: really fake Nintendo player

Prya/Mythra: you're either 6 and just spam sh*t and be annoying, or you're a sweat and are annoying

Kazuya: first of all, tryhard who I hate, second of all, extremely technical nerd

Sora: no one mains this guy







holy god that took 10 years but uh yea

once again subjective

I mean ig Im kirby?
Im also kinda yoshi but its fine.

Okay you got all of my mains wrong.
1. Mario: I do LOTS of combos with Mario, other than the ladder combo, and loves to spike with down B - forward aerial.
2. Samus: i combo with jump - Down B and do follow ups like that, and charge my neutral B whenever I get the chance to.
3. Terry: I just combo with him. That’s it.
4. Joker: I love spiking with him, and hey, I’m a persona fan, you actually got me right this time
5. Sephiroth You got me wrong HARD. I’m a really big Nintendo player.
6. Cloud: Same thing. (Btw do t get mad but when I struggle winning against a player with cloud I just do the amari and DASH ATTACK)
7. Pit: thx u got me right
But you got me wrong so much more but I’m not gon a type it all out

I swear I've never found either a Sonic, Steve, or Pyra/Mythra main online that doesn't piss me off because all they do is either spam or tryhard also some of these tryhards get to brag that they have the dlc

I'm a Mr. Game & Watch main btw

I mean did you expect them to always be right

I have become a good main with Dr.Mario, and despite what he says about me, I have mastered him to an extent.

I really do not care if i'm a Tryhard or not with Mr Game & Watch, besides he's rarely used anyways

I think I'm Luigi . There is no meme here .

Moi c’est samus link et Wario et pour link on devrais mettre le Wind Bomb 🤣

*ahem* I think there's one Mii main that exists...