Would you rather

Would you rather hear nails on chalkboard or smell rotten eggs
Up react for nails on chalkboard
Down react for smell rotten eggs

At least you can get rid of the eggs

Would you rather delete youtube or delete facebook
Up react for delete youtube
Down react for delete facebook

Who the hell in MKPC still uses Facebook?!

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Would you rather dirt or cardboard
Up react for dirt
Down react for cardboard

Would you rather have bleach in your mouth or your eyes
Up react for bleach in the mouth
Down react for bleach in the eyes

If you had it in your eyes you wouldn't have eyes for long

Would you rather break your arms or break your legs
up for arms
down for legs

Would you rather let a wasp sting you, or a pit bull bite you
Up for wasp and down for pit bull

If you have it in your mouth you wouldn't live for long. Would rather get a bionic eye than die.

You did't specify the size, so definitly dog

A pit bull

Wasp then

YOUR BACK BABYYYYYY

would you rather eat cake for the rest of your life or cookies for the rest of your life
Up for cake
down for cookies

Cake, because you can eat fruit cake and at least you'll liver longer because of the fruit

Cookies, because you can integrate pizza into the cookies and you can live on pizza for about 30 years.
Edit: @BluePikmin you can put vegetables (onion and pepper), fruit (pineapple), meat (pepperoni!!!), and fish (anchovies) on the pizza. The cheese is a source of Calcium, and the bread provides bread. My point is: mash up a pizza and bake it into the cookies.

You can't live a long time in just pizza bro

We need vegetables