(Game) I give a life to Bowser... / (Jeu) Je donne une vie a Bowser...
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5575 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-10-24 at 17:45:15
to Bowser, and the students at my school are finally all nice to each otherWish granted, but now there Aliens and planning take over the world.
to Bowser, and the next Tekken game Akuma come back.Granted. But it's not a traditional fighting game. Instead, it's a fighting game with cars.
to Bowser and every school on Earth gets summer break until September 2027.Wish granted but then it's ruined by the longest and hottest heatwave you ever seen in your whole life, like a geniunely unbearable one
I give a
to Bowser and I finally end up in an actual healty relationship with someoneWish granted, you have exactly a HEALTY relationship, not a HEALTHY relationship.
to Bowser and I can skip Halloween 
Wish granted, but on November 1st, you must eat all candy that your neighbors accumulated until you get sick.
to Bowser, and I start making the most popular and best video games in the world, and they sell over 80 million copies and I make so much money.you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerOn 2026-10-25 at 04:55:22
you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longer
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerGranted. But global warming is replaced by an ice age that continues 10000 years.
to Bowser and I can get EVERY video game EVER completely for free.On 2026-10-25 at 05:52:05
you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longer
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerGranted. But global warming is replaced by an ice age that continues 10000 years.
to Bowser and I can get EVERY video game EVER completely for free.Wish granted, but people start to think you are stealing video games because you keep getting free video games, so you eventually get banned from buying video games temporarily over and over again until you get permanently banned from buying video games.
to Bowser, and I get my own private Earth where I can make LITERALLY ANYTHING you can think of happen. It is a version of Earth, but I rule it. I can create civilizations, landscapes, continents, and basically everything you can think of. My private Earth is also very far away from everything and it's in its own galaxy, and it is immune to all possibilities that my own private Earth could be destroyed, even if the biggest asteroid in the history of the universe is on a collision course with my own private Earth.On 2026-10-25 at 08:08:24
you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longer
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerGranted. But global warming is replaced by an ice age that continues 10000 years.
to Bowser and I can get EVERY video game EVER completely for free.Wish granted, but people start to think you are stealing video games because you keep getting free video games, so you eventually get banned from buying video games temporarily over and over again until you get permanently banned from buying video games.
to Bowser, and I get my own private Earth where I can make LITERALLY ANYTHING you can think of happen. It is a version of Earth, but I rule it. I can create civilizations, landscapes, continents, and basically everything you can think of. My private Earth is also very far away from everything and it's in its own galaxy, and it is immune to all possibilities that my own private Earth could be destroyed, even if the biggest asteroid in the history of the universe is on a collision course with my own private Earth.Granted,But You Die Before You Can Use The Powers To Make Yourself Immortal...
I Give A Life To Bowser And I Become Immune To Any Curses Brought Upon This Fourm!
1On 2026-10-25 at 13:20:08
you get aids.
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longer
to bowser and global warming slows down some. i want humanity to live longerGranted. But global warming is replaced by an ice age that continues 10000 years.
to Bowser and I can get EVERY video game EVER completely for free.Wish granted, but people start to think you are stealing video games because you keep getting free video games, so you eventually get banned from buying video games temporarily over and over again until you get permanently banned from buying video games.
to Bowser, and I get my own private Earth where I can make LITERALLY ANYTHING you can think of happen. It is a version of Earth, but I rule it. I can create civilizations, landscapes, continents, and basically everything you can think of. My private Earth is also very far away from everything and it's in its own galaxy, and it is immune to all possibilities that my own private Earth could be destroyed, even if the biggest asteroid in the history of the universe is on a collision course with my own private Earth.Granted,But You Die Before You Can Use The Powers To Make Yourself Immortal...
I Give A Life To Bowser And I Become Immune To Any Curses Brought Upon This Fourm!
you get blasted by a shotgun that removes your immunity
On 2026-10-25 at 15:12:05
to bowser and i want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda On 2026-10-25 at 20:45:15
to bowser and i want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda Uhh wish Granted but it's all moldy
to Bowser to get to Thursday fasterOn 2026-10-25 at 20:59:09
to bowser and i want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda Uhh wish Granted but it's all moldy
to Bowser to get to Thursday fasterWish granted, but after Thursday, the next Monday after that will be the slowest, worst school day of your life with tests for almost every class of the day. The boy's bathroom also has to close because of a student clogging all of the toilets in the bathroom.
to Bowser, and my language arts teacher cancels the big essay coming up.On 2026-10-26 at 00:23:36
@RaisingCanes
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueOn 2026-10-26 at 09:34:52
@RaisingCanes
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish Granted,But You Don't Get A Good Grade...
To Bowser And I B E C O M E G O D !On 2026-10-26 at 14:56:34
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonOn 2026-10-26 at 16:35:03
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonWish granted, but you are the last person banned before they stop.
to Bowser and he stops doing terrible things to everyone who has ever given him a life on this topicOn 2026-10-26 at 16:46:42
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...On 2026-10-26 at 16:49:11
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!Yesterday at 22:10:39
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Yesterday at 22:27:53
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songsYesterday at 22:28:02
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.Yesterday at 22:41:37
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moon
1Yesterday at 22:54:06
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moonWish granted, but everyone else gets a 10-up moon and mock you for it.
to Bowser and he ACTUALLY stops doing terrible things to people on this forum
Yesterday at 22:59:14
Wish granted, but you absolutely bomb your next 3 language arts tests to make up for it
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdue
to Bowser and I actually lock in and finish my essay that's weeks overdueWish granted, but you don't get a good grade...
to Bowser and I BECOME GOD!Granted. But you are not immortal.
to Bowser and Discord stops banning accounts for no reasonGranted,But You Get Banned For Life Before The Request Takes Effect...
To Bowser And I Use My Godly Powers From Last Message To Become Immortal...Granted, but you once again are not immortal.
to Bowser and in return Nintendo remakes Mario's Game Gallery!wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted, but you get three other jigglypuffs that are crazy.
to Bowser, and I get his army.wish granted, but they only join you begrudgingly. they talk about you behind your back and always sass at you, making it clear they only "obey" you because its what Bowser wants
wish granted, but go fish is dlc and comes 2 years after the release
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me
to bowser and i get a cute jigglypuff that loves me Wish granted but everyone bothers you about it out of curiosity and incapacity to understand. The government and several research centers also try to rip it away from you as they want to study it
to Bowser and I'm able to actually produce songswish granted, you now become able to produce amazing songs that everyone loves and you live an amazing artist life. you die at 27 years old
to Bowser and I want a 3-up moonWish granted, but everyone else gets a 10-up moon and mock you for it.
to Bowser and he ACTUALLY stops doing terrible things to people on this forumWish granted, but he never does (your wish wasn't actually registered unfortunately)
to bowser and in exchange I can make a paper airplane properly (yes I don’t even know the simple steps to make a paper airplane)