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Messages 268 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Canada
"can you lock the f**k in"
-Moe, that one image I downloaded on my phone a month ago.
(also i haven't been on the forums for a LONG time so ig i'm back)
Messages 229 - Toad Toad
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battle8071 pts ★ Expert
United States
"I am hEaLtHcArE, youR P-personal BaYmAx companion-" -Baymax
Messages 1852 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle6099 pts ★ Racer
Ireland
"Hey now, wait a minute! This is a professional party, with adults! Don't take this as an excuse to puke all over the tables, or start a food fight, or kiss the Mayor!"
"That's what you did last year."
"Totally different situation."
"The Block Street Journal wrote an article about it!"
"Those guys are always sticking their noses into someone else's business. Whether I pay my taxes or not is my business!"

"Since there isn't a harsh enough word in any Algonquin language, fuck you"

"If I ever say "NO" to yuri, then call the cops. My identity has been stolen for sure"

"In 5 miles, turn gay."

""I love you, you're so pretty 👉👈" is so straight, sapphic couples would be like "STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, FEED ME TO A FUCKING DINOSAUR""

"That was glooby, and never groovy! I could get this from an egg!"

"How any of you guys get laid is beyond me."

"[Groans] If I wanted to see this much blatant dicksucking I'd watch the Kardashians Reunion."

"Congratulations you're a furry"

"Um, do the others know about this?"
"Why do you think you guys aren't allowed to enter the cavern at night?"
"Ew! I'm gonna go wash my eyes out with lava."

"Holy fuck did Regina George just get isekai'd"

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