Stupid Item Ideas.
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5999 pts ★ NoviceOn 2026-01-31 at 08:38:40
the mega star:When you use this item, you will be invincible for the entire race.
On 2026-02-02 at 10:24:20
Kamek (not the MKWorld version)
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
On 2026-02-02 at 11:47:28
Kamek (not the MKWorld version)
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
the stupid kamek
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1On 2026-02-02 at 11:59:15
the giant Bob-omb:If you use it, it propels you randomly, like left, right, forward, or backward. It's not safe because it could throw you into thin air or onto the scenery.
On 2026-02-02 at 12:06:23
Kamek (not the MKWorld version)
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
Teleports you to a random place on the map. Out of bounds is possible
the stupid kamek
Yes, it's stupid lol
3On 2026-02-03 at 13:58:49
the bed:If you use it, you'll get sleepy, you'll get out of your kart and you'll sleep.🥱😴
1On 2026-02-03 at 14:04:15
The marshmallow: Throws a marshmallow at someone, but it doesn't damage anyone
On 2026-02-08 at 12:52:13
l'objet 7 serait descruttrise et parfait pour le challenge
On 2026-02-08 at 13:33:06
The fart: it boosts you a little and make your opponent behind you confuse for 1 second
On 2026-02-08 at 15:47:31
Dud bill: A bullet bill, but it ran out of gas, making it unable to move.
On 2026-02-09 at 15:37:08
@TheTruePro100 talked about golden lightning in the MKPC update suggestion forum
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
Golden lightning is a lightning that you can spam like a golden mushroom
That's way too overpowered and unfair to other players
yeah and this is the topic about stupid items so its fine
Than a I got one. A Black shell that targets the player you want to hit and hits 'em until he's in last place.
How ware you supposed to pick the player you want to hit? Plus, black shells aren't in the games, so it would probbably just be a Kooplings Shell or Bowser's Shell.
On 2026-02-10 at 09:38:11
l'items Kamek permet de rajouter de nouveaux obstacles sur le circuit
du vrai chalenge.
du vrai chalenge.
On 2026-02-10 at 18:48:03
I might end up drawing some of these Items. These are really funny items and I would love to see some of them made into sprites!
On 2026-02-15 at 21:18:10
The large biscuit: if you use this item, your opponents will eat this biscuit for 30 seconds.
On 2026-02-15 at 21:48:25
the map:Be careful, it can be reversed and you could take the wrong path
On 2026-03-09 at 16:19:02
Here are some of the Stupid Items suggested by other MKPC users:
The Nuke:
The Gray Shell:
The Gold Lightning:
The Flaming Wheel:
The Moorhsum:
The Crash Mushroom (The Appearance is based on the Error Glove from Roblox Slap Battles.):
The Nuke:
The Gray Shell:
The Gold Lightning:
The Flaming Wheel:
The Moorhsum:
The Crash Mushroom (The Appearance is based on the Error Glove from Roblox Slap Battles.):
On 2026-03-11 at 02:24:37
BBoobb--oommbb
Looks like a bob-omb with too much caffine. If you use it, it stays in one spot and explodes infinitely.
Looks like a bob-omb with too much caffine. If you use it, it stays in one spot and explodes infinitely.
On 2026-03-11 at 02:27:17
BBoobb--oommbb
Looks like a bob-omb with too much caffine. If you use it, it stays in one spot and explodes infinitely.
Looks like a bob-omb with too much caffine. If you use it, it stays in one spot and explodes infinitely.
Like a nuke apparently
On 2026-03-11 at 02:34:59
TNT!
Works like a bob-omb but has a big and more effective Bob-omb. it does not work like a nuke.
Works like a bob-omb but has a big and more effective Bob-omb. it does not work like a nuke.
On 2026-03-11 at 02:38:26
Super Cherry:
Creates a clone that does the exact same controls as the original. You can make your character go right and so will the other. Use an item and so will the other. It lasts for 30 seconds, and you have to be careful with both of them. It can randomly despawn one of the 2 players. So basically, if your clone's in last but you're in first, your "First place" Character could randomly despawn. Or if your clone despawns, lucky break, I guess.
Creates a clone that does the exact same controls as the original. You can make your character go right and so will the other. Use an item and so will the other. It lasts for 30 seconds, and you have to be careful with both of them. It can randomly despawn one of the 2 players. So basically, if your clone's in last but you're in first, your "First place" Character could randomly despawn. Or if your clone despawns, lucky break, I guess.
