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vs18080 pts ★ Master
battle9654 pts ★ Expert
Vietnam
"I will send you to Jesus ! "
                          -Steven He
vs35393 pts ★ Legend
battle8970 pts ★ Expert
United States
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat
sunglasses1
vs32710 pts ★ Legend
battle11772 pts ★ Champion
United States
-GamerGuy- wrote:
"The idea is simple"
-Failboat

"The idea ISN'T simple.

That's right, it's not simple."
-also Failboat
joy2
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
Guatemala
"All according toAll according to plant."

"JaOrange!"

"Sorry to keep youLadies."

"Hey guys, I think I found a glue!"

"They're eating my flesh! 🥰"

"Try my flavour! 😄"

"Ok twinkubus"
"Twinkubus? Like... an incubus who's a twink?"
"OH MY GOD GURL I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY"

"I'm just gathering some ingredients."
"But this is stealing."
"Sugar lumps naturally occur in the ground, and I'm pretty sure you can't own the ground."

"Eat shit, you chocolateless twats! I'm off to Rat City!"

"Why are we here, Patricia?"
"Just a spot of afternoon robbery."

"You can't steal from innocent witches."
"No, I definitely can."

"She's run off with the Nutella, hasn't she?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bollocks."

"Yeah I know I don't think furries find Yellow Pikmin hot"

"Darkwave is basically dungeon synth for lesbians"

"Essentially, Camilla has two other friends she’s known for a long time - probably even longer than Lauren and Ally - and she’s kept them in the closet."
"Referring to Jade Morgan Garnet as being in the closet... like... like yuri???"
vs32710 pts ★ Legend
battle11772 pts ★ Champion
United States
"I'm a winner, here's my prize

You're a loser who sits and cries"
vs9788 pts ★ Expert
battle6438 pts ★ Racer
Trinidad and Tobago
"Once a Bomb goes off you can't diffuse it." - A wise guy on Blueryai's streams back in 2024
vs32710 pts ★ Legend
battle11772 pts ★ Champion
United States
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vs37011 pts ★ Legend
battle8756 pts ★ Expert
United States
"THIS FLOOR IS SMOOTH AND SHINY! I WANT TO SLIDE!"
-an NPC in Pokemon X that I just found recently after exploring the game for the nostalgia, it's been years since I saw this message but I still remember it
vs9854 pts ★ Expert
battle5595 pts ★ Novice
United States
"Pretty sure."
vs35428 pts ★ Legend
battle6437 pts ★ Racer
United States
"this is the nonsense lab this is where it's nonsense here's one example:s:s:s:s:p:p:p:o:p:p:o:o:p:o:$:)8)8):(:p:p:o:D:o;) now that's nonsense another example is 🌈🧑🏼‍🔧⛰️🪨🚂🌈👑🧑🏼‍🌾👱🏼🏝️⛰️👑⛰️👱🏼🧑🏼‍🔧🪨👑🐄🧑🏼‍🔧⛰️🪨🐄⛰️⛰️👑⛰️🧑🏼‍🔧⛰️🎊🐢🎉🌍👑👱🏼😭☠️🐢🏝️😳🎊🎊🦖🏜️ now that's even more nonsense this is one last example ╮⁠(⁠╯⁠_⁠╰⁠)⁠╭┐⁠(⁠´⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠`⁠)⁠┌乁⁠[⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠]⁠ㄏ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⁠ʖ⁠⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯乁⁠[⁠ᓀ⁠˵⁠▾⁠˵⁠ᓂ⁠]⁠ㄏ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠`⁠)⁠┌乁⁠(⁠ ⁠⁰͡⁠ ⁠Ĺ̯⁠ ⁠⁰͡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠ㄏ}⁠:⁠‑⁠)B⁠-⁠)8⁠-⁠)^⁠_⁠^:⁠^⁠)(⁠^⁠^⁠):⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠):⁠,⁠-⁠)(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ(⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠)(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)◉⁠‿⁠◉(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)(⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)(⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)。⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠。(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)(⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)(⁠。⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠。⁠)(⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)(⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡(⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤(⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ(⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ(⁠o⁠´⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠っ(⁠⊃⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠ʖ̫⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠⊃⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ(⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ୧⁠(⁠﹒︠⁠ᴗ⁠﹒︡⁠)⁠୨ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗᕙ⁠(⁠@⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠@⁠)⁠ᕗᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠•⁠ ⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗᕙ⁠[⁠・⁠۝・⁠]⁠ᕗᕙ⁠(⁠ ⁠¤⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠¤⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕗV⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠VV⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠VU⁠ ⁠´⁠꓃⁠ ⁠`⁠ ⁠UU⁠^⁠ェ⁠^⁠Uヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠O⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/(⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!\⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠/(⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!ヽ⁠(⁠(⁠◎⁠д⁠◎⁠)⁠)⁠ゝw⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠w(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠;⁠)(⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠♪⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠・⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠・⁠ゞ⁠)┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪⁽⁠⁽⁠◝⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠௰⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠◜⁠⁾⁠⁾¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯(⁠┛⁠ಸ⁠_⁠ಸ⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠┛⁠ಸ⁠_⁠ಸ⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠´⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠ミ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠┛⁠ಸ⁠_⁠ಸ⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻(⁠ノ⁠´⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠ミ⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ω⁠ಠಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ω⁠ಠಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ(⁠・ั⁠ω⁠・ั⁠)(⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)•́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀(⁠・ั⁠ω⁠・ั⁠)•́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)ヘ⁠(⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミヘ⁠(⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘヘ⁠(⁠。⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠ヘミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗☜⁠ ⁠(⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗⟵⁠(⁠o⁠_⁠O⁠)┗⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠_⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠―⁠→┗⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠_⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠―⁠→☜⁠ ⁠(⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗⟵⁠(⁠o⁠_⁠O⁠)
Now that's what I call nonsense the nonsense lab join now 0.99 per month"

"DID you clean the bathroom and did you clean the roof of the house with a toothpick"

"Chicken microwave"

"WHY DID YOU PUT THE FRENCH FRIES IN THE MICROWAVE AND THE RAMEN IN THE OVEN (MICROWAVE AND OVEN EXPLODES!) DARN IT THIS IS YOURE FAULT I HAVE TO PAY 2628362825282538253823638$ON THE MICROWAVE AND 22829282376392638326383628$ ON THE OVEN :} YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MOM AND DAD LEFT US MOM AND DAD DOESN'T EVEN LOVE YOU YOU'RE A MISTAKE TO THIS FAMILY ME MOM AND DAD HOPED YOU DIE WHEN YOU WHERE A BABY the end (said grampa joe) thank you grampa joe for reading us a story (said Theodore and andy) : )-)-("
vs35393 pts ★ Legend
battle8970 pts ★ Expert
United States
not really I quote but I think its funny


"KB2 is my favorite track ever"
-said no MKPC player ever
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