Jokes

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On 2025-05-27 at 00:16:53
As I get older, I think more about the people that I've lost along the way. Maybe a job was a tour guide was a bad idea.


On 2025-06-06 at 21:09:24
Using
to revive the topic
My dad used to say, "The sky's the limit!"
That's probably why he got fired from NASA.

My dad used to say, "The sky's the limit!"
That's probably why he got fired from NASA.
On 2025-06-06 at 22:10:29
As I get older, I think more about the people that I've lost along the way. Maybe a job was a tour guide was a bad idea.
This isn't even a joke, that's just Two Sentence Horror
It's extremely good two sentwnce horror tho
On 2025-06-07 at 02:21:47
I've been having trouble with Bluetooth lately, but I changed the device's name to "Titanic." It's syncing now.

On 2025-06-07 at 02:31:45
Today I found my new keyboard wasn't working. Now to turn on the keyboard, you need a key to unlock it. And, the manual recommends placing it on a flat board. That's weiwd.


On 2025-06-07 at 02:39:14
I ordered a book of Dad Jokes. I didn't get it.

On 2025-06-07 at 15:54:27
I never got to fly a plane, they say I'm too blind to do it but I don't see it
On 2025-06-08 at 19:25:07
When your trying figure out where to place an object but your brain...
Your Brain: SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Your Brain: SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
On 2025-06-20 at 20:38:17
A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Luckily, the still made the cast.
On 2025-06-29 at 22:48:21
I got so drunk last night I had to take the bus home. That might not sound like much, but I've never driven a bus before

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