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Messages 177 - Bowser Bowser
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As I get older, I think more about the people that I've lost along the way. Maybe a job was a tour guide was a bad idea.
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Messages 177 - Bowser Bowser
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Using up to revive the topic

My dad used to say, "The sky's the limit!"
That's probably why he got fired from NASA.
Messages 3266 - King Mario King Mario
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Barbados
As I get older, I think more about the people that I've lost along the way. Maybe a job was a tour guide was a bad idea.

This isn't even a joke, that's just Two Sentence Horror

It's extremely good two sentwnce horror tho
Messages 177 - Bowser Bowser
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I've been having trouble with Bluetooth lately, but I changed the device's name to "Titanic." It's syncing now.
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Messages 87 - Boo Boo
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Israel
Today I found my new keyboard wasn't working. Now to turn on the keyboard, you need a key to unlock it. And, the manual recommends placing it on a flat board. That's weiwd.
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Messages 177 - Bowser Bowser
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I ordered a book of Dad Jokes. I didn't get it.
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Messages 508 - Mario Mario
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Have you heard of Skeleton’s audition in a horror movie?

He absolutely killed it.

For those who do not get the joke (explanation for dummies):
Spoiler [ShowHide]
Skeletons are basically dead people.


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Messages 512 - Mario Mario
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Trinidad and Tobago
I never got to fly a plane, they say I'm too blind to do it but I don't see it
Messages 2 - Goomba Goomba
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Poland
When your trying figure out where to place an object but your brain...

Your Brain: SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Messages 177 - Bowser Bowser
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A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Luckily, the still made the cast.
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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I got so drunk last night I had to take the bus home. That might not sound like much, but I've never driven a bus before
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