This is Mario Kart

*sighs* Alright guys... it's time for a new fanfic. A lot of fanfics have been popping up recently, but most of them are just some variation on Mario Kart. I want to do something different and unique. I hereby present:

This Is Mario Kart
!!!Notice!!!
You must, along with your submission, add a Double Dash partner, special item, special abilities if you want, and AGE. (If you don't have a DD partner you can just make an opposite-gender character to your normal fanfic character {Like GamerGuy and GamerGirl}) Note that you can SUBMIT AS MANY CHARACTERS AS YOU WANT. Also, I want to experiment with something I call pair groups. For example:

Nommanic and Nashatra: Wait, so we're supposed to say the exact same thing?
Kevin and Stella: ...you just did.
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
Phanto and Opulent: ...and at the exact same time.
GamerGuy and GamerGirl: Wait have you noticed in each pair group the male character is written first?
Phanto and Opulent: Yeah, but the writer of this dialouge (@OCM) decided to change it from "Opulent and Phanto:" to "Phanto and Opulent:" to fit that pattern, even though "Opulent and Phanto:" sounds better. (To him, at least.)

Examples (Taken straight from TSA {The Silly Adventures})

Red
Tends to ignore people she doesn't like (for example Blue) but is talkative when around people she likes (Green or Yellow)
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Chancla
Special Abilities: Flying. Not that it does much, but it allows her to dodge practically everything.
DD Partner: Blue
Age: 39
Blue
Tends to ignore offending remarks, glares at anything he doesn't like (ads, Red, Chain Chomps), and tends to correct people.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Gun. It doesn't kill.
Special Abilities: None
DD Partner: Red
Age: 39
Green:
Shy, but talkative around friends (Red, Blue, Yellow).
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Explosion!
Special Abilities: Property destroying telekinesis.
DD Partner: Yellow
Age: 18
Yellow:
Shy, talkative around friends, same as Green
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Heavy Weight to swing around.
Special Abilities: Healing Kinetic Powers.
DD Partner: Green
Age: 18
(This is a rather long list, isn't it?)
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid imbecile. He tends to find random girlfriends and break up in a week or two.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Paintbrush. Doesn't do much, but can be useful sometimes.
Special Powers: None
DD Partner: Random GF
Age: 40
Random GF
Not much to say
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: None
Special Powers: None
DD Partner: Gold
Age: 25 (rather a large gap, isn't it?)
Silver
Has an EXTREMELY low opinion of everyone... except his daughter, Crystal
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Snap. It makes other people distracted.
Special Abilities: Intimidation. What else?
DD Partner: Crystal
Age: 72
Pair Group: Crystal
Crystal
Has a VERY low opinion of others, and wants to be perfect like her dad.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Whip, Hunting-Crop, Ridling-Crop.
Special Abilities: Intimidation.
DD Partner: Silver
Age: 25
Pair Group: Silver
Ruby
A Detective, Serious, and an EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Gun, what else?
Special Abilities: LOUD VOICE, OBVIOUSLY.
DD Partner: Sapphire
Age: 34
Sapphire
A Detective, but likes to play around. Part-time job as a talented magician
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Knife that can't kill if aimlessly thrown. Unfortunately, she is good at throwing it to kill other karts.
Special Ability: Stage Magic
DD Parter: Ruby
Age: 27
Pair Group: Diamond
Diamond
She has some "powers" that nobody believes in.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Don't eat it, Ruby! That's NOT CANDY!!
Special Powers: Necromancy
DD Partner: Pearl
Age: 30
Pair Group: Sapphire
Pearl
She also has some "powers," the same as Diamonds. She has some radical views and a very powerful slap.
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: I said, DON'T EAT IT! It's NOT CANDY!
Special Abilities: Powerful Slap
DD Partner: Diamond
Age: 21
That's it for the Official Characters, now for my personal characters:
Nommanic Folloreht
Similar to Nashatra's if she joins, (snarky and sarcastic), but also pedantic and nonchalant. He feels an urge to correct people. His favorite Pokemon are Hisuian Typhlosion, Alolan Raichu, Alolan Golem, Hisuian Electrode, Alolan Exeggutor, and Alolan Marowak.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: TM, allows him to use a Pokemon move from Gen IV and below.
Special Abilities: Reverse Drifting (obviously), OOB cuts, and the ability to constantly pull mushrooms at first place.
DD Partner: Opulent
Age: 25
Pair Group: Nashatra if she joins.

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
She is Nommanic's older sister, and overall has a nonchalant personality. However, she is incredibly serious when racing or battling.
Kart: Dry Bomber, but can use any kart from MKDS with a high handling stat.
Special Item: Fireball, Iceball, or Explosive. The Fireball is fired and knocks opponents back, the Iceball is fired and freezes opponents, and the Explosive explodes after a 3 second delay.
Special Abilities: Pyrokinesis and Mind Reading.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 28
Pair Group: Phanto if he joins.

Toad
Is an easygoing mushroom who is the servant of Peach. He can be kind and happy, almost to the point of being youthful.
Kart: Toad Kart
Special Item: Golden Mushroom
Special Abilities: Quick Powerslide
DD Partner: Toad
Age: 13

Toadette
Is a spunky and animated friend of Toad who is the partner of Toad in Mario Kart: Double Dash. When she's distressed, she becomes timid or stubborn.
Kart: Toadette Kart
Special Item: Golden Mushroom
Special Abilities: Fall Recovery
DD Partner: Toadette
Age: 13

It's nice but... Why would it be called "this is Mario Kart"?

Some people are just passionate about the series

Kevin and Stella
Personality: you already know
They're partners
Special Item: Potion (+50 HP, if y'know, an item hits them instead of the kart [Kev and Stella have a max HP of 100]{yay more useless information!})
Special Abilities: Stella can use any lighting elemental spells (Bolt, a chunk of damage to one person, Gigavolt, a chunk of damage to everyone else, and Electric Fence, a spell which defends her from physical attacks.) and Cocoon, which allows her to access dark pearl elemental spells (Pearl Bolt. A chunk of damage to one target. More effective on undead or death allies. Since I don't think there are any zombies in this fanfic, Stella shouldn't need to use this.). Kevin can use any magic. When casting spells, they're temporarily unable to do anything else. (Example: Kevin is driving and Stella is using items.
If Stella casts magic, while preparing the attack, no items can be used. If Kevin casts a spell, NO ONE IS DRIVING THE KART!)
Goodness that took up a lot of space
Age: Uhm I guess they're about teenaged
Weapons: Kevin is equipped with Centurion's Sword and Star Beam (a bow). Stella is equipped with Star Blade and just a normal bow lol

Explorers
He is a strange, unknown-to-humankind species, looking like a 3-dimensional shadow. He is quite a screen addict; almost never do you find him without the music of his favorite video game, Geometry Dash, playing in the background. He was born with a cat mask, and prefers to leave it on. On the outside he's a smart aleck and a stereotypical teenager, but on the inside he is quite passionate and caring.
Special item: invisibility flower - much like the boo from mario kart 8 deluxe but it doesn't steal an item, just makes you invisible from one minute.
He is 15 in his years, which is one month in our years.
He drives the Wild Wiggler ATV from MK8DX.

Explorer
He is a Biddybuddy from the mario series. He is optimistic guy, always looking on the bright side of life. He longs to travel the world, and going on world tours racing is just the perfect way to do it! He overall hates the company of Explorers, but is his DD partner.
Special item: Flower Bud: much like a banana, but it only sits on the ground during laps one & two, then buds in lap three and makes anyone who hits it spin out. Note that it does not disappear when hit, and can only be planted in places that have earthen ground, i.e. dirt or sand.
He is 13 years old.
He drives the Biddybuggy ATV from MK8DX.

Woodboy he Is a kid's dead body tath a soul used as a vessel tò live he Is canonically 13 he Is medium wheigt his item Is the thorny trap It funcions like a glue banana if you thouc It welp pray tath your opponets are dumb since It stops you for 1.5 secs
Fireboy: woodboy best friend he loves chess and legos he as the same origin of woodboy both of them have Powers and fireboy item Is the flambè bomb a bomb tath creats a Fire X

Name:India
He loves eating biriyani and is very friendly
he is a countryball he can spawn infinite chappals(not in a race though,there he gets it from item boxes)
Kart:B dasher from ds
DD partner:Russia
color: orange
Name:Russia
he is friendly like india also a countryball
his golden vodka makes his strength go up
kart:b dasher
DD partner:india
colr:grey
india's special item:chappal
basically a boomerang that is a little longer and the person it hits is stunned longer
russia special item:vodka
functions like a banana but the player who hits it gets confused
Special Double Item:Vodka Chappal
functions like a boomerang but it confuses the player it hits
age of both is 15

ok you mentioned me in the example, why wouldn't I actually be there?

GamerGuy:
text: red

kart color (if he's the main one): orange

DDer: GamerGirl

special item: electric ball XD

other: remember Dark Gamer? well yea he's back ig, hopefully you do remember him...



GamerGirl:

text: magenta

kart color (if she's the main one): magenta

DDer: GamerGuy

special item: fire beam

other: if you remembered, she held a crystal that buffed the abilities of GamerGuy, that being speed, faster time to get items, more often gets the items he wants, lowers the chances for him to turn into Dark Gamer, key word LOWER the chances

Ok, let me try

Garfield

He hates mondays and Nermal, and he is a fan of lasagnas
Kart: Formula ZZZ
Special item: Triple Lasagna
Special abilities: None
DD Partner: Odie

Odie

Garfield's best friend and his favourite victim.
Kart: Woof mobile
Special item: B.O.I.N.G spring
Special abilities: He cannot be injured
DD Partner: Garfield

*sigh* Here comes the prelude. Don't get to do this often...

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8837867

Season 1 Prelude
Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash.

Lakitu: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen... to
THIS IS MARIO KART: SEASON 1 PRELUDE: MARIO KART DUAL SCREEN DOUBLE DASH!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, introducing our "official" racers...
Red and Blue!
Green and Yellow!
Gold and a random girlfriend!
Silver and Crystal!
Ruby and Sapphire!
Diamond and Pearl!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: To start the season, let's have a race on Figure-8 Circuit!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: Alright, racers. You know the deal. Are you ready?

THREE
TWO
ONE
GO!
(Music Start)
(Everyone gets a lemon start.)
Lakitu: Aww... bad to see that happen. Now, the racers are recovering and speeding to the first turn! They grab their items, with Blue and Red in first, Silver and Crystal in second, and Ruby and Sapphire in third! Everyone else is clawing for fourth! Crystal pulled a whip, and-
*crack!*
Lakitu: -and manages to hit Blue and Red with it! Now, Silver and Crystal are in first, with Ruby and Sapphire in second! Blue starts powersliding and bumps into Ruby! Meanwhile, Yellow pulled a heavy weight and threw it at Blue and Red! But it missed!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Pearl pulls a triple mushroom, and advances to third, knocking Ruby out of the way and stealing his gun! Pearl shoots at Silver with it...
...and hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Silver drops to fifth, while Green and Yellow switch. They are at the second lap now! Green pulls an explosion, and throws it to the front of the pack! Kaboom!
(The crowd cheers.)
Yellow is in first place, with Silver in second place. Crystal pulls a whip, again, and lashes forward! It hits!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the third item box now... but the random GF pulled a shock from the second item box and uses it!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Now, the rankings are Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else clawing... for third. Sapphire pulls a knife, and throws it at Gold's kart, but misses!
(The crowd awws.)
Lakitu: Now, we are in the third lap!!
(Music Change)
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: The rankings are: Yellow in first, Gold in second, and everyone else in third. Red pulls a mushroom... ...drops back... ...and knocks everyone around him out!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: Green and Yellow switch again... and Green pulls an explosive! She throws it backward, and hits the back of the pack!
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: As they are recovering, Pearl pulls a piece of candy- NO WAIT DON'T EAT IT!
(The crowd murmurs in surprise.)
Lakitu: Anyways, it seems like Pearl also pulled a Triple Shroom, and gets to third! Blue and Red switch, and Blue pulls a gun at the last turn! He uses it, and it hits Diamond! Now, Pearl and Diamond have to switch, and Red uses this chance to steal back third! Now, Sapphire pulls a Mushroom, and Crystal pulls a Whip. Who is mightier: the mushroom or the whip? We will find out soon enough. Meanwhile, Green finishes first, Gold second, Red third, and Pearl fourth! Now the moment of truth...
(The crowd cheers.)
Lakitu: THE MUSHROOM WINS!!
(The crowd cheers again.)
Lakitu: Sapphire used the mushroom, stole the Whip, and lashed back!
(The crowd cheers. Again.)
Lakitu: The final rankings are:
1. Green and Yellow
2. Gold and the random GF
3. Red and Blue
4. Pearl and Diamond
5. Ruby and Sapphire
6. Silver and Crystal.

Lakitu: Thank you for watching Season 1 Prelude: Mario Kart Dual Screen Double Dash! We will return after this ad break!

Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the Nitro Mario Kart DS happening soon!

Ad2: Message not sent (reason: spam)

Ad3: Message not sent. Please dial the operator at 123-456-MIMI.

Ad4: Message not sent (reason: too long)

THE END