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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-03-26 at 02:48:12
If a person weighs 99 pounds and eats 1 pound of nachos, then is the person 1% made of nachos?
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1On 2025-06-09 at 03:12:11
If the cow in MKWorld can eat a burger, does that make him a cannibal?
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21On 2025-06-09 at 03:21:11
if a racecar can't race, is it now called a car?
On 2025-06-11 at 00:23:00
1. Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? 2. Why aren't iPhone chargers just called Apple Juice? 3. Birds live in nests in trees. Birdhouses are made of trees. So people cut down birdhouses to make more birdhouses. 4. If two mindreaders are reading each other's minds, then who's mind are they really reading? 5. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger! 6. If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb is pronounced woom, then why isn't bomb pronounced boom? Use 👍 reaction for part 2
On 2025-06-11 at 00:23:37
1. Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? 2. Why aren't iPhone chargers just called Apple Juice? 3. Birds live in nests in trees. Birdhouses are made of trees. So people cut down birdhouses to make more birdhouses. 4. If two mindreaders are reading each other's minds, then who's mind are they really reading? 5. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger! 6. If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb is pronounced woom, then why isn't bomb pronounced boom? Use :thumbsup:👍 reaction for part 2
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1On 2026-06-11 at 18:01:53
Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon if you bake cookies and cook bacon?
1On 2026-06-11 at 19:42:41
You can't think of nothing, because if we think about it, we still are thinking of something...
On 2026-06-11 at 20:11:55
Why is there sheep, but not a shoop? Or why is there a moose, but not a meese?
On 2026-06-11 at 23:29:44
If you remove the legs of a fly, is it called "sausage?"
On 2026-06-12 at 00:14:57
Can blind people also be colorblind without knowing it?
Yesterday at 05:27:01
1.If peach eats a peach is she a cannibal
2.if there's red Mario and green Luigi then is there orange peach and pink daisy
2.if there's red Mario and green Luigi then is there orange peach and pink daisy
Yesterday at 05:34:17
The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you
Yesterday at 06:30:13
If it is stated that it is opposite day, the opposite kicks in to make it a regular day. So it wouldn't be opposite day.
Yesterday at 13:03:47
1.If peach eats a peach is she a cannibal
Ehh, I mean if a Kiwi (bird) eats a Kiwi (fruit) it isn't cannibalism. As long as Peach doesn't belong to the peach species, which she does not, it isn't cannibalism.
