[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race
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10111 pts ★ ChampionOn 2024-09-16 at 16:09:05
still active?
On 2024-09-16 at 23:09:35
still active?
Maybe, but the reason why I'm not making much is because of school, or I have to do other stuff when I'm free on the weekends, Next episode will come out 80% babymario64 guaranteed, so...stay tuned!
1On 2024-10-01 at 02:12:58
Just so you guys know, this is still active, I am working on the next episode
On 2024-10-01 at 02:21:37
Name: Hatsune Miku
Color: Cyan
Personality: A pro-racing legend. Likes to spam blue shells.
Color: Cyan
Personality: A pro-racing legend. Likes to spam blue shells.
1On 2024-10-16 at 19:25:05
name : Zach
Color: #81688d
Very lucky, and likes object shows
Color: #81688d
Very lucky, and likes object shows
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On 2024-10-16 at 19:47:23
Name: Limey
Color: DarkGreen
Personality: A pro superstar. God at dodging blueshell with mushroom.
Color: DarkGreen
Personality: A pro superstar. God at dodging blueshell with mushroom.
1On 2024-10-17 at 00:25:00
Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
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1On 2024-10-17 at 16:12:42
Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)
August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment
Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking
Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-
Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?
Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.
Announcement: MKPC Global racers-
Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?
Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!
Iam: steps in his custom kart
Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.
Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too
5 minutes pass...
Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.
they all drive to the track while everything is getting started
Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.
MKfan: Did we get a team name?
Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.
everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.
Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"
crowd laughs
Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!
Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!
Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!
Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?
Mr. David: F*ck.
Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item
item sound effect
Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!
Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.
2nd Commentator: Very funny.
crowd laughs
Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?
Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell
Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!
Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.
Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!
Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.
back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
crowd looks away and flinches.
Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.
Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!
All the other racers pass him
LAP 2
Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off
Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.
Joshy is in last.
Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!
He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill
Joshy: smirks Bet.
LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!
Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.
KA-CHOW
Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!
crowd goes crazy
Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!
Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st
Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!
2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS
everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed
Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team
crowd: screams in happiness and joy
Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!
Next episode coming soon...
THE ULTIMATE COMEBACKERS
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On 2024-11-20 at 21:42:41
Name:Marcelo
Color:Blue
Likes Playing Games:Mario/FNF
Color:Blue
Likes Playing Games:Mario/FNF
1On 2024-11-20 at 22:39:01
name ossama bin ballin
color blue
elite driver and a explosive competitior with alot of bomb snips and bullet bills
color blue
elite driver and a explosive competitior with alot of bomb snips and bullet bills
11On 2025-05-19 at 02:58:45
havent touched this shit in 7-6 months but guys dw, i am still making another episode
On 2025-05-19 at 03:02:29
My application
Name:WorldRecord
Color:Blue
Gender:Male
Species:Human
Personality: A nice person, is chill when he needs to be and always competitive whenever racing
Name:WorldRecord
Color:Blue
Gender:Male
Species:Human
Personality: A nice person, is chill when he needs to be and always competitive whenever racing
1On 2025-05-19 at 03:14:45
havent touched this shit in 7-6 months but guys dw, i am still making another episode
Dawg we had time for at LEAST 15 more episodes
On 2025-05-25 at 15:00:44
Episode 3: Grand Prix
Starring: @Yoshi649
@NyanCat
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@JoshyEsploshi
@Coolmonkey
@Spooky_Yoshi (will not participate next episode because of banned)
@WorldRecord
Mimi: We have our Grand Prix happening in 15 minutes so you guys go get changed and warmed up!
Everyone: Alright!
*in the locker room*
Max: Do you guys think we're gonna win this cup?
Yoshi: What kind of dumbass question is that? Hell yeah we're winning this shit.
Joshy: And i'm gonna carry you guys as always
Yoshi: FIRST OF ALL, only reason you won is because you had that bullet bill, without that, you're ass.
Joshy: BETTER THAN YO FAT ASS THAT CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DAMN KART
Yoshi:*walks up to joshy's face* YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT LIKE LAST TIME?
Joshy: IM BEATING YOUR ASS
Max:*pushes them away* Just hurry up and get dressed guys! We can't be arguing, this is the 3DS Mushroom Cup! We have to focus!
*they both get dressed and head for the race track*
MKfan: so... do we have a team name yet?
August: Oh right...i forgot...
Lakitu: You guys need to hurry up, the Grand Prix is starting in 3 minutes!
*they get into their karts and bikes.*
Announcement: Welcome! Spectators and racers! Welcome to the Mario Kart 7 Mushroom Cup! This is the most exciting Grand Prix we've had since 1992!
Coolmonkey talking to max: This has been around since 1992?!?!
Max: You just realized?!?!
Announcement: We will be having 2 teams as of last cup! 1st team we still have a..."None" and we have the "Pro Karters"! We will be starting in 1 minute!
*lakitu getting ready*
Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: Yeah!
None: Yeah!
START YOUR ENGINES RACERS!
Lakitu: THREE...TWO...ONE...GO!!
Announcement: Wow! They all vroom off into Toad Circuit taking the first turn! With Team None's #1 Racer, Joshy Exploshi! And Pro Karter right behind!
Joshy: Hah! I'm already in first, Yoshi is never winning this!
*Yoshi coming behind him*
Yoshi: You remember we're trying to work together right?
Joshy: Alright fine, we'll work together! *as he hands Yoshi a banana*
Announcement: Woah Woah Woah! Is that Team None breaking the rules? Rule 3 in the book says "Shall no team mate let other team mates borrow items for the sake of winning." That is a penalty for Joshy! Engine off for 1 minute!
Joshy: Well...this is it yoshi...
Yoshi: Dont worry I will get in a good placement for you!
MKFan: *gets a blue shell* what does this thingy do?
Announcement: It seems that Team Pro Karters are in fourth and... ONE OF THE TEAM NONE HAS PULLED A BLUE SHELL!!
MkFan: So how does this work? *throws it* WOAH!!
Blue Shell: *running in to people* Out my way! Make way for the spiny shell! Move it!!
Announcement: AND THE BLUE SHELL HAS HIT! Oof that hurts...*flinching*
Joshy: *kart starts up again* Let's go!
*he pulls a golden mushroom
Joshy: WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*as he zooms into 1st*
Lakitu: Lap 2! Hurry up i dont want to be here all day!
Joshy: *In first pulling a super horn.* Wooo! Come near me and you're in for a world of noise! and hurt.
August: *in last place.* Noooo!!! how can I get back in 8th! there's like 12 players!
*pulls a star*
August: Let's go!
MKFan: *making contact with other team*
Pro Karter racer #5: Yo what's up fucker. Y'know we gon win this shit right?
MKFan: Im not scared of you! We're winning this shit, i dont care what comes out of your nasty, hot, disgusting mouth, WE. ARE. WINNING, so bye! *zooms off*
Coolmonkey: Hey whats up Max!
Max: Nothin much! Hey! We're entering the final lap!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!
Max: *driving* Coolmonkey are you okay?
Coolmonkey: Yeah I just dont know how to use this shock thingy.
*back in the front pack*
August: Hmm hmm hm hm hmmm! I love racing, its so peaceful and sunn-
*shock hits*
Max: Well thats what it does, but it only hit the other team!
*yoshi and joshy zooming like crazy to the finish line*
Yoshi: Joshy, don't let pride get in the way! Remember we're a team, to win this TOGETHER!
Joshy: You're right...ABOUT ME WINNING THE RACE AHAHAHAHAHA!
*he gets 1st*
Announcement: And the team who won the Toad Circuit Mushroom Cup is... TEAM NONE!!
*croud cheers*
Max: COOLMONKEY WE DID IT!!!
August: WE WON!!! WOOOHOO!
MKFan: WE ACTUALLY WON!
Yoshi: Let's GO!!!!
Joshy: YEAH! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT!
Coolmonkey: LETS GO!!!!
Announcement: We will start the 2nd race tomorrow, Thank you for being here everyone!
*back at application center for racing*
???: Excuse me, is there anymore sign up papers for the Mario Kart group?
Mimi: Actually yes there is more! I am going to need your name please?
???: My name....
Episode 4 coming today!
Starring: @Yoshi649
@NyanCat
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@JoshyEsploshi
@Coolmonkey
@Spooky_Yoshi (will not participate next episode because of banned)
@WorldRecord
Mimi: We have our Grand Prix happening in 15 minutes so you guys go get changed and warmed up!
Everyone: Alright!
*in the locker room*
Max: Do you guys think we're gonna win this cup?
Yoshi: What kind of dumbass question is that? Hell yeah we're winning this shit.
Joshy: And i'm gonna carry you guys as always
Yoshi: FIRST OF ALL, only reason you won is because you had that bullet bill, without that, you're ass.
Joshy: BETTER THAN YO FAT ASS THAT CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE DAMN KART
Yoshi:*walks up to joshy's face* YOU WANNA GET YOUR ASS BEAT LIKE LAST TIME?
Joshy: IM BEATING YOUR ASS
Max:*pushes them away* Just hurry up and get dressed guys! We can't be arguing, this is the 3DS Mushroom Cup! We have to focus!
*they both get dressed and head for the race track*
MKfan: so... do we have a team name yet?
August: Oh right...i forgot...
Lakitu: You guys need to hurry up, the Grand Prix is starting in 3 minutes!
*they get into their karts and bikes.*
Announcement: Welcome! Spectators and racers! Welcome to the Mario Kart 7 Mushroom Cup! This is the most exciting Grand Prix we've had since 1992!
Coolmonkey talking to max: This has been around since 1992?!?!
Max: You just realized?!?!
Announcement: We will be having 2 teams as of last cup! 1st team we still have a..."None" and we have the "Pro Karters"! We will be starting in 1 minute!
*lakitu getting ready*
Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: Yeah!
None: Yeah!
START YOUR ENGINES RACERS!
Lakitu: THREE...TWO...ONE...GO!!
Announcement: Wow! They all vroom off into Toad Circuit taking the first turn! With Team None's #1 Racer, Joshy Exploshi! And Pro Karter right behind!
Joshy: Hah! I'm already in first, Yoshi is never winning this!
*Yoshi coming behind him*
Yoshi: You remember we're trying to work together right?
Joshy: Alright fine, we'll work together! *as he hands Yoshi a banana*
Announcement: Woah Woah Woah! Is that Team None breaking the rules? Rule 3 in the book says "Shall no team mate let other team mates borrow items for the sake of winning." That is a penalty for Joshy! Engine off for 1 minute!
Joshy: Well...this is it yoshi...
Yoshi: Dont worry I will get in a good placement for you!
MKFan: *gets a blue shell* what does this thingy do?
Announcement: It seems that Team Pro Karters are in fourth and... ONE OF THE TEAM NONE HAS PULLED A BLUE SHELL!!
MkFan: So how does this work? *throws it* WOAH!!
Blue Shell: *running in to people* Out my way! Make way for the spiny shell! Move it!!
Announcement: AND THE BLUE SHELL HAS HIT! Oof that hurts...*flinching*
Joshy: *kart starts up again* Let's go!
*he pulls a golden mushroom
Joshy: WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*as he zooms into 1st*
Lakitu: Lap 2! Hurry up i dont want to be here all day!
Joshy: *In first pulling a super horn.* Wooo! Come near me and you're in for a world of noise! and hurt.
August: *in last place.* Noooo!!! how can I get back in 8th! there's like 12 players!
*pulls a star*
August: Let's go!
MKFan: *making contact with other team*
Pro Karter racer #5: Yo what's up fucker. Y'know we gon win this shit right?
MKFan: Im not scared of you! We're winning this shit, i dont care what comes out of your nasty, hot, disgusting mouth, WE. ARE. WINNING, so bye! *zooms off*
Coolmonkey: Hey whats up Max!
Max: Nothin much! Hey! We're entering the final lap!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!!!
Max: *driving* Coolmonkey are you okay?
Coolmonkey: Yeah I just dont know how to use this shock thingy.
*back in the front pack*
August: Hmm hmm hm hm hmmm! I love racing, its so peaceful and sunn-
*shock hits*
Max: Well thats what it does, but it only hit the other team!
*yoshi and joshy zooming like crazy to the finish line*
Yoshi: Joshy, don't let pride get in the way! Remember we're a team, to win this TOGETHER!
Joshy: You're right...ABOUT ME WINNING THE RACE AHAHAHAHAHA!
*he gets 1st*
Announcement: And the team who won the Toad Circuit Mushroom Cup is... TEAM NONE!!
*croud cheers*
Max: COOLMONKEY WE DID IT!!!
August: WE WON!!! WOOOHOO!
MKFan: WE ACTUALLY WON!
Yoshi: Let's GO!!!!
Joshy: YEAH! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT!
Coolmonkey: LETS GO!!!!
Announcement: We will start the 2nd race tomorrow, Thank you for being here everyone!
*back at application center for racing*
???: Excuse me, is there anymore sign up papers for the Mario Kart group?
Mimi: Actually yes there is more! I am going to need your name please?
???: My name....
Episode 4 coming today!
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On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
1On 2025-05-25 at 20:06:41
Name: UK
Colour: Blue (specifially Navy blue)
Personality: Likes to take things simple, doesn't rush right away, likes to chill and relax until necessary
Colour: Blue (specifially Navy blue)
Personality: Likes to take things simple, doesn't rush right away, likes to chill and relax until necessary
1On 2025-05-25 at 20:07:38
2 spots left to be in the fanfic
On 2025-05-25 at 20:09:29
Name: Stella, unless its too late to change it (realized that I had my name, and not my OG's.)
Color: #FFB303 (unless it's too hard to read)
A good racer, but can't RD. Sometimes (rarely) marginally foolish.
NEVER swears
Color: #FFB303 (unless it's too hard to read)
A good racer, but can't RD. Sometimes (rarely) marginally foolish.
NEVER swears
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1 more spot left!
On 2025-05-25 at 20:33:41
Alright Here I Am For This
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
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