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Messages 550 - Mario Mario
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Imagine a fight between chuck norris and lebron james

Chuck Norris would send Lebron James into outer space
Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy plane using only finger gestures by saying "Bang!"
Messages 550 - Mario Mario
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Chuck Norris could win a fight before he was born
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Messages 378 - Luigi Luigi
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Chuck norris would throw an american football to the other side of the earth in 1 throw
Messages 502 - Mario Mario
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Chuck Norris arm wrestled his dad at 1 years old, Chuck won
Messages 123 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris narrates Thomas the Tank Engine
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on.



He turns the dark off.
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Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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When Chuck Norris slices onions...


The onions cry.
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chuck norris had a race against sonic

chuck norris won
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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K last one from me for today

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Messages 697 - Mario Mario
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Chuck Norris is faster than his shadow
Messages 378 - Luigi Luigi
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Chuck Norris is stronger than 99999999999999999999999999999 hulks
Messages 184 - Bowser Bowser
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Chuck Norris arranged the solar system with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris pulls gravity towards the Earth
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Hazelicity wrote:
Chuck Norris pulls gravity towards the Earth

i forgot to mention who is Chuck Norris?
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Hazelicity wrote:
Chuck Norris pulls gravity towards the Earth

i forgot to mention who is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris can remember things before he has heard of them :p

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