Stupid Item Ideas.

On 2025-03-07 at 00:08:24
The Captain Falcon: Turns all your stats to max for this round.
this would probably be more of a hindrance because you would be going too fast to control yourself

On 2025-03-07 at 00:08:42
The purple shell from beta mkds
If you didn't know (because who knows about obscure things like this) there was a file for a purple shell in the beta version of mkds. It also showed up in the item roullete. However it would not land on the shell, and if you modded the game to make it work, it would just crash.
So either the purple shell just can never be used, or using it crashes your game.
If you didn't know (because who knows about obscure things like this) there was a file for a purple shell in the beta version of mkds. It also showed up in the item roullete. However it would not land on the shell, and if you modded the game to make it work, it would just crash.
So either the purple shell just can never be used, or using it crashes your game.

On 2025-03-07 at 00:13:41
Add the thunder cloud aka the most hated item in mario kart history
On 2025-03-07 at 03:53:32
If you didn't know (because who knows about obscure things like this) there was a file for a purple shell in the beta version of mkds. It also showed up in the item roullete. However it would not land on the shell, and if you modded the game to make it work, it would just crash.
So either the purple shell just can never be used, or using it crashes your game.
I've seen beta MKDS, and actually played it on DuMesMe.
Not to mention, the Chain Chomp crashes it too.
On 2025-03-07 at 03:54:26
The oh nooooooooooooo item
This item instantly makes you finish the racein last
This item instantly makes you finish the race
On 2025-03-07 at 04:26:02
If you didn't know (because who knows about obscure things like this) there was a file for a purple shell in the beta version of mkds. It also showed up in the item roullete. However it would not land on the shell, and if you modded the game to make it work, it would just crash.
So either the purple shell just can never be used, or using it crashes your game.
I've seen beta MKDS, and actually played it on DuMesMe.
Not to mention, the Chain Chomp crashes it too.
I didn't know they had that on emulators, I might need to check that out sometime.
On 2025-03-07 at 04:26:35
If you didn't know (because who knows about obscure things like this) there was a file for a purple shell in the beta version of mkds. It also showed up in the item roullete. However it would not land on the shell, and if you modded the game to make it work, it would just crash.
So either the purple shell just can never be used, or using it crashes your game.
I've seen beta MKDS, and actually played it on DuMesMe.
Not to mention, the Chain Chomp crashes it too.
I didn't know they had that on emulators, I might need to check that out sometime.
You need the original copy of beta. (Not only that, but, they don't just give 'em away)
On 2025-03-07 at 04:50:24
Another idea:
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Blue shell Item

On 2025-03-07 at 05:13:00
Add the ohio item that teleports everyone else in the race to ohio
On 2025-03-07 at 05:59:50
Add the ohio item that teleports everyone else in the race to ohio
That is NOT funny anymore



On 2025-03-07 at 08:13:12
Brown Mushroom
You Eat It
And that's... Literally it.
Think! Why are red mushrooms in the game but not brown ones?! Also Mushroom Stew but We Don't Need That In Mario Kart
You Eat It
And that's... Literally it.
Think! Why are red mushrooms in the game but not brown ones?! Also Mushroom Stew but We Don't Need That In Mario Kart
On 2025-03-07 at 09:35:54
The Wacky Watch (Mario party 3) instantly makes it the final lap. (If you use it on someone that finished they have to do the final lap all over again) Btw you can only get this in 6th 7th and 8th place.
On 2025-03-07 at 11:34:17
Here’s an item idea: Yellow Shell
It would go with the green, red and blue Spiny shells.
It would function like a Green Shell but explodes like a Bob-omb, so it’s a combination of both the Green Shell and the Bob-omb.
It would go with the green, red and blue Spiny shells.
It would function like a Green Shell but explodes like a Bob-omb, so it’s a combination of both the Green Shell and the Bob-omb.

On 2025-03-07 at 12:45:48
The air item is an item that does nothing like a coin item in mario kart 8 deluxe
On 2025-03-07 at 18:16:45
The air item is an item that does nothing like a coin item in mario kart 8 deluxe
The coin has its uses, but it's still pretty bad. To make the most hated MK8 item even worse, make a Koopa Bank (Mario Party) that takes away all your coins on use and gives them to last place. It takes all the few uses of the coin and eliminates them completely, and helps the baggers at the same time.

On 2025-03-07 at 18:57:04
The trap item is an item that traps players and makes them unable to move for the rest of the race
If the Bubble Flower from Mario Wonder (I'm guessing other wonder items will be in the next game on NS2) comes to Mario kart, this could be done, but more brief and only set like bananas. Or items that were dropped from Lightning
On 2025-03-07 at 21:11:48
The player deleter is an item that deletes players from the game

On 2025-03-07 at 21:36:35
It would go with the green, red and blue Spiny shells.
It would function like a Green Shell but explodes like a Bob-omb, so it’s a combination of both the Green Shell and the Bob-omb.
Now I actually wanna see that