The Silly Adventures (but as a MKPC fanfic)
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S1 E4
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Everyone: Here we are!
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Everyone: Here we are!
1Today at 00:27:45
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
1
Today at 01:48:03
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
I think I know these people... Hmmmm...
OH- it's the name of Gen 1 to Gen 4 Pokémon games. I'm such a nerd, right?
Today at 02:07:06
Is it too late to create a character for the fantic?
Today at 03:23:47
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
I crown this episode “Best Fanfic Episode That Portrays My IRL Self”!!1!