fanfic ig

Uhh... we did some stuff

I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR Also @lance4-_ i'm gonna kill you then revive you just to kill you again because you killed Lely

when this fanfic is over but you can make one if ud like

Tf?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! (yandere mode activates) Hey can I help you kill Lance? :3

color: orange
species: kirby
name: mnkirby
talents: commiting felonies (and eating illegal things)

AMOGUS EMOJI THING FROM CHOCOMILK dies... the end









































jk GET WRECKED SECRET LORE TIMEEEEEE










audioplayback(fake pugatory).mp4
Mike haawk: what where am i?
???:your in FA-... uh i mean PUGATORY YOU DIED WHEN HE SUCKED UR DICK
Mike hawk:then why aint i in heaven
???:cause you sucked dick
Mike hhawk: then why aint i in hell?
???k no more questions get in your poop place
Mike hawk: says every swear word in existance

im admitting it. i fucked lely!!!

I'm being cockblocked

you now have 2 minutes left to live before being exterminated from existence

uno reverse card

the Uno reverse card is invalid, as you are not in danger...

8hacks to remove not*

OH FU-

Omae wa wou shindeiru

ah so i only get one line...
that's a bit unfair isn't it?

There we go, I fixed it!

no you'll appear in purgatory

well I guess I’ll just copypaste the story so far with colors added

one day lance the yoshi encournters a human whose name is cringeh. cringeh asks if he can ride his back and he says yes so they ride to a spooky race track
cringeh:woah! look here a spooky race track!!
lance:hmm this place gives me the HOOBY JOOPIES
and i love it! lets go in!
so they ventrue through the webbed track until somthing happenned,
cringeh:YEOUHHHH
lance:what  is wro- OH CRAP YOURE BLEEDING
cringeh: THERE IS A ARROW IN MY FOOT FDHSDGFHDUSJF
lance simply... ate the arrow?
cringeh:well.. thank you i guess,
lance:we yoshis eat ANYTHING so thats just the begening of our adventrue,and my diet.
they find their way to... a gold castle!
lance-no way i only heard ledgeneds about this. they decide to go in,
lance-WOAH I LOVE GOLD
cringeh-well lets mine,
lance-wait wdym-
cringeh gets insta gold miner picaxes
lance-what the- well lets just MINE
they mined until they met the king of the castle
lely: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
lance and cringeh: lely the most sassy person on MKPC?
lely: ok 1st of all fuck you and second of all WHY ARE YOU HERE I JUST SAW MATPAT QUITTING YOUTUBE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COME TO HIS HOUSEDFGH
lance eats matpats house
lely: ok ill finish you with a rap battle
lance and cringeh: YOURE ON BOI
sussy rap battle activate
lely: your dad is so fat like you even had one because he didnt come back from the milk when he sat then i see you? THATS IT YOURE DONE
thats because youre no fun
cringeh:bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald bald
lely: ok time to end you cause u dont use tissues
lely does that one sus (ughum) thing
lely:AMONG U-
cringeh faints,Iance sings devil went down to georigia
ofs
lance eats lelys crown
cringeh: AMONG U-
lely faints
cringeh
Lely:my fucking crown
lance eats Lely but can't slallow him
Lely and Cringeh: OH STOP YOU DINGUS
lance spits him out
CRINGEH:thats cringe
Lely:your name is cringe... literally
Cringeh: you just like me cause I have bit-
Lely teleports the fuck out of there. meanwhile 2 people rage in street fighter
dick and tony just spam ryu and ken moves (tottaly not only know these cause of smash)
tony but then they realized, its actually a mole grinder with a street fighter game fsr so they badwards longed jumped and noclipped to a cave
dick:wow so coo- OH YESSIR A RUBY
tony: did i ask lmao
a Kirby named kirby64  sees a person named Mike hawk who sucked his dick without his permission
Kirby64: STOP SUCCING MY DICK
Mike hawk: WilLl AnyOnE GivE mE tHe SucC?
Kirby: you act like smg3... ngl
Mike hawk plays Mario kart PC and making a character sucking dick. kirby64 hacks the computer to suck HIS dick
mike hawk: NOOOOOOOOOOO
we have a mat named sp amt meeting Tony hawk and mike hawk
meets CROIISANT
CROIISIONT:i know my name is...well... C R O I I S O N T but I'm not one to eat!
smp:im weirder... NOW TIME TO SCAM
spm scams and steals his dic- (jk) welp actually instead he steals his ass. CROIISONT throws CROSIIONTS. smp saays random s c o t t i s h s t u f f. they get too a fight and they both loose some sanity
lance chases lely....
lely: STOP IT YOU FLESH BEING
lance: GIMME THOSE PIGGIES GIMME THEM LELY COME HERE GIMME THEM
lely: stop it get some help
cringeh gets music soundboard and plays seek chase from doors. freddy fazbear twrerks
lely: FREDDY FAZB-
lely explodes
lance: I GOT IT
cringeh: got what?
lance: lelys kids
cringeh: WHAT THE FUC-
ඞ dies...