MKPC Stupid Feature Suggestions
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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-21 at 00:19:32
Just in case it hasn't been mentioned 85646836835828794 times-
More tracks in the main game!
More tracks in the main game!
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On 2025-04-21 at 01:28:05
On 2025-04-21 at 06:43:04
What about a item that removes the goal
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On 2025-04-21 at 07:03:47
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
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On 2025-04-21 at 15:34:23
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
nope, will not stay 2D, gonna be 3D instead, so stop being rude pls!
On 2025-04-21 at 15:35:00
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no please
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On 2025-04-21 at 15:36:01
kart customization, mario kart wii graphics instead of SNES, new stats like items drift offroad and other, new smileys (i need the you´re welcome smiley), etc. hey hazel! i hope you like this suggestion!
Still not what this topic is about
i made a good one! not a bad one!
i'm not saying that it is bad, it's just that this topic is for 'Stupid MKPC Update Ideas' so the ideas should be bad because that's the point of this topic, not to make good suggestions.
btw with some of those suggestions I agree, but they can't make the graphics Wii's graphics cause they don't have the scenes and sprites for Mario kart wii
but mario kart wii graphics looks like bad, but can be added to MKPC in the next update and i hope is mario kart PC WII!
...ARE YOU MAD???? Why the heck are we even going there??? MARIOKART PC IS 2D AND WILL STAY 2D!!!
i mean the point of this topic is to make dumb suggestions but this guy thinks they're good ones
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1On 2025-04-21 at 15:36:43
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no
oh yeah. I forgot one:
Anyone who disagrees with me gets their account deleted
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On 2025-04-21 at 17:07:44
A Black Shell That Acts Like A Blue Shell But Instand Of Hitting The Player In First... IT HITS EVERYONE ON THE RACE NO MATTER THE PLACE YOU'RE IN And You'll Be Stunned For 20 SECONDS
Actually sounds cool for a real April Fools update. However, it would also look like the developers have a creative crisis since we already got Dark Shell.
On 2025-04-21 at 17:11:34
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no
oh yeah. I forgot one:
Anyone who disagrees with me gets their account deleted
I disagree wi...
Wait, I already have my account deleted.
23On 2025-04-21 at 17:17:22
1. Make every race 100 laps
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
2. Remove the ability to make custom characters
3. CM Tracks now have to be black and white
4. Every time someone mentions someone else's name (i.e @--T--) they switch profile with that player
5. You get banned if you lose vr
6. You get banned if you don't play online in 3 months
7. Remove Pfps
8. Remove all decors from cm tracks
9. Make DS Rainbow Road smaller
10. Remove 150cc as an option
11. If someone reverse drifts they lose 5vr each time
12. Lock every forum topic
13. Make a track builder mode which does nothing
14. Remove all SNES tracks from the game
15. Make sure that if anyone chooses DS RR in online mode it will definitely get picked
16. Make KB1 a one lap race
17. Remove Time Trials
18. If you are superstar rank in online mode, you get banned
19. You have to delete your account if you post a news
20. Make MKPC a game that is anything BUT Mario Kart.
no
oh yeah. I forgot one:
Anyone who disagrees with me gets their account deleted
I disagree wi...
Wait, I already have my account deleted.
How are we typing this?!
I thought all forum topic were locked???
1On 2025-04-21 at 18:59:50
ahhhh, nooo!!! there arent something that gonna be added for the next update! im gonna tell to @iamjack!
2On 2025-04-21 at 19:00:57
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
On 2025-04-21 at 19:03:04
Anybody who play as Petey Piranha turns into a Piranha Plant in real life.
If the player is a Piranha Plant already then his profile picture changes into a sprite of an unused variant of Piranha Plant in Super Mario World with a Cheep-Cheep instead of stem.
Also, replace the Mario facepalm reaction with
If the player is a Piranha Plant already then his profile picture changes into a sprite of an unused variant of Piranha Plant in Super Mario World with a Cheep-Cheep instead of stem.
Also, replace the Mario facepalm reaction with
On 2025-04-21 at 19:06:06
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
On 2025-04-21 at 19:08:27
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
because i dont want when these update suggestions comes to the next update! only the one when i posted!
2On 2025-04-21 at 19:12:12
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
because i dont want when these update suggestions comes to the next update!
Bruh, these update suggestions are NOT suggestions for the next update (if it ever happens) They are meant to be DELIBERATELY stupid. If you want to suggest things for an update, then DON'T DO IT HERE.
1On 2025-04-21 at 19:16:29
My trash idea
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
The computer destroyer item
If you get it, your computer lags so much to the point where it automatically gets destroyed, even if it is some sort lf supercomputer that you are using to play MKPC.
When anyone gets this item, they will be like "What the BLYAT!?!?"
bro is a CYKA BLLYAAAAAAA
fiery! can you unlock the original one, pls?
HOW are you saying this when you were the reason that the original mkpc update suggestions topic got locked???
because i dont want when these update suggestions comes to the next update!
Bruh, these update suggestions are NOT suggestions for the next update (if it ever happens) They are meant to be DELIBERATELY stupid. If you want to suggest things for an update, then DON'T DO IT HERE.
phew! thank you! these update suggestions never gonna be added, for real!
On 2025-04-21 at 19:23:31
Add Scripulous Fingore as a playable character. Him colliding with any other racer makes the opponent disappear. If you collided with Fingore as an opponent then your account will be permanently banned.
On 2025-04-21 at 20:01:44
Bilocation item
Creates a second character for you to control. It's controls are randomly placed across the keyboard and the amount of points you get at the end of the race are based on the number of points you and your doppelganger got divided by 2.
Creates a second character for you to control. It's controls are randomly placed across the keyboard and the amount of points you get at the end of the race are based on the number of points you and your doppelganger got divided by 2.
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