Shower thoughts

On 2025-03-26 at 02:48:12
If a person weighs 99 pounds and eats 1 pound of nachos, then is the person 1% made of nachos?

On 2025-06-09 at 03:12:11
If the cow in MKWorld can eat a burger, does that make him a cannibal?



On 2025-06-09 at 03:21:11
if a racecar can't race, is it now called a car?
On 2025-06-11 at 00:23:00
1. Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? 2. Why aren't iPhone chargers just called Apple Juice? 3. Birds live in nests in trees. Birdhouses are made of trees. So people cut down birdhouses to make more birdhouses. 4. If two mindreaders are reading each other's minds, then who's mind are they really reading? 5. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger! 6. If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb is pronounced woom, then why isn't bomb pronounced boom? Use 👍 reaction for part 2
On 2025-06-11 at 00:23:37
1. Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? 2. Why aren't iPhone chargers just called Apple Juice? 3. Birds live in nests in trees. Birdhouses are made of trees. So people cut down birdhouses to make more birdhouses. 4. If two mindreaders are reading each other's minds, then who's mind are they really reading? 5. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger! 6. If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb is pronounced woom, then why isn't bomb pronounced boom? Use :thumbsup:👍 reaction for part 2

