The worst MKPC track
76 - 
9198 pts ★ Expert
5025 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-02-22 at 17:01:03
Worst tracks are: gba rainbow road and
Snes Choco Island2
And Choco Island 2 Gives me trauma from the ds
Snes Choco Island2
And Choco Island 2 Gives me trauma from the ds
On 2025-02-22 at 18:11:09
Worst tracks are: gba rainbow road and
Snes Choco Island2
And Choco Island 2 Gives me trauma from the ds
Snes Choco Island2
And Choco Island 2 Gives me trauma from the ds
https://i.postimg.cc/CKnwHrCn/image.png
looks like diarrhea
1
2
1
On 2025-02-27 at 01:19:56
choco island 2 aka poop island 2
1
On 2025-02-27 at 02:45:13
Did you know that this custom track is cool
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=182051
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=182051
On 2025-03-01 at 22:24:01
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
On 2025-03-01 at 22:47:07
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
1
On 2025-03-01 at 22:50:58
figure 8 circuit is boring on the next level cuz it literally has straight lines, bland turns, and no hazards
To be fair,
it is a starting level in the base game, so that solves that.
1On 2025-03-01 at 22:50:59
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Say DEL to delete koopa beach 2 and choco island 2
On 2025-03-01 at 22:52:09
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Say DEL to delete koopa beach 2 and choco island 2
No, It's a base game level.
On 2025-03-01 at 22:56:25
There are some choices but if there's the worst track I can think of?
Some few SNES tracks seemed kind of bland and not fun to play.
Some few tracks on GBA can make you skip a checkpoint on some tracks if you're not careful enough. There's some weird wall collision on Yoshi Desert on that left part of the map which doesn't seem to had a wall collision like the original does in the first place?
The DS tracks, they may be fun but... the tracks are noticeably a bit more narrower and sometimes cramped.
But then it leaves me with DS Rainbow Road for obvious reasons... well, mostly for the online part in general. The track is so narrow and some parts had to be shortened due to overriding (as in pseudo 3d track as if it overlays) not existing at that time. Some finicky-placed boost panel on that one beginning section after the 2 panels could make you easily fall off the track if you're not careful enough and playing against the CPUs on a harder difficulty can be such a huge pain to deal with as they might have a chance to bump against you. Another thing, there's no railings unlike the original which makes it unintentionally more difficult than the original.
Some few SNES tracks seemed kind of bland and not fun to play.
Some few tracks on GBA can make you skip a checkpoint on some tracks if you're not careful enough. There's some weird wall collision on Yoshi Desert on that left part of the map which doesn't seem to had a wall collision like the original does in the first place?
The DS tracks, they may be fun but... the tracks are noticeably a bit more narrower and sometimes cramped.
But then it leaves me with DS Rainbow Road for obvious reasons... well, mostly for the online part in general. The track is so narrow and some parts had to be shortened due to overriding (as in pseudo 3d track as if it overlays) not existing at that time. Some finicky-placed boost panel on that one beginning section after the 2 panels could make you easily fall off the track if you're not careful enough and playing against the CPUs on a harder difficulty can be such a huge pain to deal with as they might have a chance to bump against you. Another thing, there's no railings unlike the original which makes it unintentionally more difficult than the original.
On 2025-03-01 at 22:59:41
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Edit:
Question: what is the worst MKPC track
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumps towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
My opinion (HOT TAKE WARNING)
_________________________________________________
SNES bowser castle 1
Reason: the track is too boring, and the jumps add nothing but annoyance to the sharp turns
SNES bowser castle 2
Reason: too many straight lines, annoying thwomp placements, jumps add nothing, and the turns in the middle are asinine
SNES choco island 2
Reason: annoying jumps, narrow roads, and big mud puddle make reverse drifting impossible without mistakes
SNES koopa beach 2
Reason: ugly green circles and unpredictable sinkholes
SNES vanilla lake 2
Reason: annoying snow, too slippery, and water everywhere
SNES rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
GBA shy guy beach
Reason: the jumps towards the end are unsatisfying and impossible to reverse drift on
GBA sky garden
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and BAGGING
I HATE PLAYING WITH BAGGERS
GBA ribbon road
Reason: too easy to lose lap count, and everyone always votes it so im sick of it
DS figure 8 circuit
Reason: too boring
DS rainbow road
Reason: not good for online because it is too easy to get bumped off
Myth confirmed.
On 2025-03-01 at 23:02:18
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Luigi's Mansion has a tolerable amount of road and offroad. Nobody's gonna want to extremely carefully drift around a spill. You want to go fast and stuff innit. And for KB2, I don't even know how to drive it like it's just dumb
On 2025-03-01 at 23:03:51
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Luigi's Mansion has a tolerable amount of road and offroad. Nobody's gonna want to extremely carefully drift around a spill. You want to go fast and stuff innit. And for KB2, I don't even know how to drive it like it's just dumb
OT:
Edit: Myth Confirmed again.
People have no patience today. :mario-facepalm:
On 2025-03-01 at 23:04:03
The worst track imo has to be DS Rainbow Road, because it's so messy up, like it has no rails and too much boost panels that will make you fall
1On 2025-03-01 at 23:07:16
All the tracks are good.
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
Really.
They each have their unique strategy and require a lot of skill to succeed; but if I had to choose the worst one, I'd say...
wait.
I can't choose!
They're all excellent!
What a polite way to say that Choco Island 2 and Koopa Beach 2 suck.
Those 2 tracks are good.
For CI2 just drift carefully around the edges of the choco spill, and for KB2 JUST CAREFULLY DRIFT AROUND THE SPILL!!!
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Luigi's Mansion has a tolerable amount of road and offroad. Nobody's gonna want to extremely carefully drift around a spill. You want to go fast and stuff innit. And for KB2, I don't even know how to drive it like it's just dumb
OT:
Edit: Myth Confirmed again.
People have no patience today. :mario-facepalm:
Lad, you confuse me. I know how to reverse drift, it may not be the most optimal stuff but thats what I can do innit. What does patience gotta do with anything? What myth is confirmed like ???
On 2025-03-01 at 23:10:31
Forgot about that track, now that is pure garbage. 
PS: Now it's a pretty cool and easy track now, it was garbage, but now it is pretty cool and easy!
On 2025-03-01 at 23:14:10
It actually seems like you can't handle 1 second of not rding
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
And what about Luigi's Mansion???
Warning: please back down. I do not want to get into an argument.
Luigi's Mansion has a tolerable amount of road and offroad. Nobody's gonna want to extremely carefully drift around a spill. You want to go fast and stuff innit. And for KB2, I don't even know how to drive it like it's just dumb
OT:
Edit: Myth Confirmed again.
People have no patience today. :mario-facepalm:
Lad, you confuse me. I know how to reverse drift, it may not be the most optimal stuff but thats what I can do innit. What does patience gotta do with anything? What myth is confirmed like ???
Yo facts, like what myth was confirmed? Patience doesn't really matter at this point.
1On 2025-03-12 at 02:34:47
Vanilla lake 2 is the new worst cuz it has almost everything that you don't want out of a track
1