What weird quotes do you randomly think of

"You Baboon!"
"What!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said that. It's unfair to the rest of the baboons."

I don't consider these raondomly yet a site I continuous consistently shows an irregular statement on top of the first page and they're very flawless imo. The one I got a little while ago was "Don't irritate me, I'm out of spots to conceal bodies.

"Roses are red violets are dead just like my feelings for you its over ben"

"roses are red, your poop is yucky, chicken isn't made in kentucky."

"Oh hi! Get this, I found your corpse a bit ago, great haul, lots of goodies to pillage. Took your items, replaced the batteries, good as new! Don't worry, you can have it back. For a price of course..."

"hey, fuck ya life! bing bong"

Chat: You're both using the same spoon?
DougDoug: Yeah, there's no time to swap spoons
Failboat: We're close like that
DougDoug: I've seen his weiner
Failboat: nods
Chat: you what
if you guys want to hear the whole story, dont hesitate to tell me

DO IT

i got the whole story memorized but also yes

i have a bit of pain

"UGGGGHHH YOU'RE BORING! *hijacked intercom outro*"

her some of spongbob catchphrases
1. I`m ready. I`m ready. I`m ready.
2. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. barnacles

"Heroin is so powerful he can see everyone's search history"
"I think he means Herobrine"
"No he means Heroin"

"THE CONTRAPTION"

"There's an endangered species right there *gunshot*"

"Total Transsexualisation, Fatal Homosexualisation"

"i do believe i'm on fire"