[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race

On 2025-07-29 at 23:51:25
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
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Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this

Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:

Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
ad plays
Ad: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 2nd quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!
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I feel like you're stealing the idea of "Mario Kart Fist-Fighting" from my fanfic...
(more specifically, the episode I just released.)

On 2025-07-30 at 00:03:03
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
Keep in mind this is the first thing I say in Season two
WE ARE ON EPISODE 4 AND I FINALLY GET SOME RELEVANCY
On 2025-07-30 at 00:07:25
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
Keep in mind this is the first thing I say in Season two
WE ARE ON EPISODE 4 AND I FINALLY GET SOME RELEVANCY
I am sorry im trying to let everyone have equal screen time

On 2025-07-30 at 22:13:45
Season 2
Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this
Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:
*punches in the face*
Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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Episode 4: Grand Prix Flower Cup
in the locker room
Gelatin: So what cup are we doing today for the 4-day grand prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing...
*Joshy barges in*
Joshy: AHAHA! WE'RE DOING THE FLOWER CUP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
*Yoshi runs in*
Yoshi: Sorry, I think he's on something. *slaps joshy*
Locker room ooh's
Yoshi: Snap out of it Joshy! If you keep acting like this we will LOSE the Grand Prix!!! I KNOW you don't want that so, YOU BETTER CHILL OUT!
Joshy: ....Hugh?
British: Is he drunk?
Sebastian: He sounds drunk.
Biddybud: Guys! *stands on a bench*
everyone looks at biddbud
Biddybud: We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
silence
Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*
Biddybud: Don't push me! *gets up and tackles Jay*
a fight breaks out
Iam: Oh gosh! Stop the fight!
British: WHO'S FIGHTING?!
Yoshi: Jay and Biddybud!
everyone circles around
*punches biddybud in the stomach*
*gets up and punches jay back*
Gelatin: SOMEONE GET A GROWN UP!!
Yoshi: I'LL GO!
they try to stop the fight while getting a coach
British: Jay stop! *tries to pull jay away*
Sebastian: Biddybud calm down. *tries to pull biddybud away*
Biddybud: no...he-he PUSHED ME *runs up*
coach barges in
Coach: EY! BOTH OF Y'ALL IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!
everyone stands in silence
Sebastian: So, what just happened.
with Jay and biddybud
Coach: Jay and Biddybud, this is y'alls first strike. If you get one more, you're out. Do you hear me? Out. Gone for good. Now go get ready for the race.
back in the locker room
Yoshi: Yo Jay what happened?
Jay: *walks to his locker in silence*
Nommanic: Guys just leave him alone.
T: Im gonna go change...
after changing
*ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ADVANCED MARIO KART PC RACERS, YOUR GRAND PRIX IS STARTING IN 6 MINUTES. YOUR RACES ARE AS FOLLOWED, DESERT HILLS, DELFINO SQUARE, WALUIGI PINBALL AND SHROOM RIDGE. BE READY IN SIX MINUTES.*
Sebastian: I'm just gonna get my kart now.
British: Same.
Joshy: Hugh? Were ar yooouuuu guys going?
Yoshi: Sorry Joshy, this is for your own good. *smacks the drunk out of Joshy*
Refridge: What was that for?!
Joshy: *on the floor waking up* Huh? What are we doing now Yoshi?
Yoshi: *heading to the track* Flower Cup grand prix! Get changed we got six minutes! *closes door*
Chris: Uhm, yeah. So im just gonna leave you alone in the locker room...because im already done *laughs nervously and closes door*
everyone done changing heading to the track
*crowd goes wild*
Announcement: WELOCME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race! There are 3 teams competing to get the Gold Trophy! The teams are The Red Cherries!!! The Pro Karters! And the...the....team "None"? Im guessing they don't have a name. But PLEASE ENJOY THE RACE!
everyone looking around?
Joshy: Where the f*ck is that dumb turtle lakitu at?
Refridge: No idea.
Gelatin: Probably not here.
race starting system: THREE TWO ONE....
British: Oh! There it is.
race starting system: GO!!!!!!!
ZOOM!!!
Announcement: And they're zooming off! Alot of racers bagging to get good items!
Jay: *looks at his track type teller*
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Jay: Hmmmmm. Alright. Let me frontrun.
Jay zooms pasts everyone bagging
T: What the hell is Jay doing?!?! He's gonna lose!
Biddbud: I hope he can win this

Chris: Woah that is unexpected. You hope he wins?! After you just got into a fight?!?!
Biddybud: I'm not that type to hold grudges, I want to be nice to others. I promised my self that.
British: Whatever you say, if that was me, I'd be holding a grudge till I die! Maybe in the afterlife!
Joshy: Alright I got the shock and bullet bill. Im heading out.
ZOOM!
Nommanic: Same here
ZOOOM
Announcement: Right now there is only 1 team none racer winning, and the Red Cherries are catching up!
Jay: *looks at rear mirror* What the hell boy?! *looks back* F*ck! They have red shells and I only have a banana! Im just gonna hold on.
Joshy: JAY I WILL SAVE YOU WITH MY BULLET BILL!!
BOOM
Announcement: Wow! And Joshy Esploshi just plows through those racers with his bullet bill like it's nothing! Now the team none is in the front pack!
Jay: Joshy! You're a live saver, If you never came I wouldv-
Joshy: HAHAHA!!! THE POWER OF THOR!!! *drives off*
lightning
Jay: Um, Thanks again?!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Guys we're in last! We need something.
Red Cherry 6: I have a super leaf ability!
Red Cherry 7: We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
in the front pack
Nommanic: *humming* Hm hm hmmm, What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Refridge look at this!
Refridge: Huh? *looks back* What the flip?! They're coming at us, angry and with, CLENCHED UP FISTS!! DRIVE DRIVE!!
LAP TWO!
with pro karters
Pro Karter 1: Hey Joshy you remember me? YOU ELIMINATED ME WITH THAT RED SHELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU *yapping*
Joshy: This'll shut you up *backthrows a green shell*
Pro Karter 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Yoshi: Oughta put him in his place!
Gelatin: Guys watch out! INCOMING BLUE SHELLS! THERE'S 3 OF THEM
Glitched: AH!
Sebastian: Don't worry! I'll take the damage! *uses his golden mushroom to zoom to first*
Jay: Sebastian, what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just win for me!
BLUE SHELL: MWAHAHAHA! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 2: NOW ITS MY TURN!! *smashes on sebastian*
BLUE SHELL 3: THIS IS FUN!! *smashes on sebastian*
Annoucement: Oof! And Sebastian sacrificed himself to let Jay get first! So wholesome!
Jay: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Joshy: Jay keep going! Don't stop here!
Jay: Right, I have to win for Sebastian.
T: There's an item box there!
item sound effect plays
Jay: Got a banana!
Yoshi: Got a green shell!
Joshy: Got a mushroom!
British: Got the blooper!
Nommanic: Got a star!
with the red cherries
Red Cherry 3: Now that we're in last, we have the best items! We will use it after my war cry. Ready? WE ARE THE RED CHERRIES AND WE REFUSE TO LOSE!
bullet bills go everywhere plowing through racers
Refridge: Look back! They're taking down the Pro Karters and they're coming for us!
Gelatin: They're not getting to anyone! *activates star and slows down to make the red cherries spin out and catches up back to his team*
FINAL LAP! GO GO GO!
Joshy: Look! Its raining fire snakes and pokies! AHHHHHH!!!!
swerves
Jay: *in first* *looks back* Pure...chaos! I have to win!
Chris: *uses his golden mushroom*
*red cherry catches up to Jay* Haha! No one's here to save you now! Let's have a fight! Bet you can't drive with one hand! HAHAHA!
Jay:

Red Cherry 1: MY NOSE! *stands up on bike to assert dominance* Grrrr *kicks jay's face
Jay: *punches his knee*
Yoshi: Uh oh! Jay is fighting again!
Sebastian: No Jay don't start! You're almost there!
Joshy: *speeds up to Jay*
Jay: *kicks cherry off of bike into the oasis*
Red Cherry 1: wooaAAAHHHHHH!!! SPLASH!!!
finish fanfare plays
Glitched: Guys we need to catch up! If the majority of us don't win, our team will be placed 3rd for this race!
Refridge: And thats why I was holding this shock the whole entire race.
SHOCK!!
Team None speeds past the other teams
Announcement: AND THE TEAM NONE RACERS WIN THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE GRAND PRIX!! WHAT A RACE WHAT A RACE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY ON MARIO KART TV AND WE ARE SIGNING OUT!
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Very Good Episode Jay--!
I Also Love How I Sacrificed Myself To Make Sure Jay Doesn't Get Hit By All Of Those Blue Shells Being Something I Would Do In A Team Race When Something Like This Happens
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